!0 Commandments of hobbying
[QUOTE=JaguarXF;1958506]Yes, Hailey, he is the one in the black, 2011 JaguarXF with the dark tinted windows and "USASG, JagXF" vanity plates. Lololol. Only problem is that the Jag "hobbies" in a rental vehicle. That IS one of the ten commandments of hobbying, my good gent, Quietus. For those of you gents, that can afford to, always hobby in a rental car. ESPECIALLY when you go to an AMP. Call me paranoid, but that is how I "hobby".
Merry Christmas, Quietus.
JaguarXF[/QUOTE]OMG now I've heard it all, Jag good luck with your Hertz franchise, I wish you much luck. Now I know we're being punked it's Grady Judd in disguise LOL.
Thanks for the info Jag, in all my years I never knew driving a rental car was one of the "Ten Commandments of Mongering" well Jag have a Merry Christmas and don't forget to fill the tank before you return the rental, dem der rental joints charge ya $5.50 a gal. Err gallon if ya don't.
Sorry man I can't stop laughing, I just can't.
VS.
Respectfully, Mikaeles, I Disagree. Fourth Amendment Protection Applies Here.
[QUOTE=Mikaeles;1958885]Mongering in a rental will not help. To get a rental you must present your drivers license and personal info. If the cops have the plate number and the date / time of day they can easily still get your info and if hey want to they will. It takes the same amount of time and effort to see who had a rental as it does to look up who rented a car on a particular day.[/QUOTE]Mikaeles, I can appreciate your concern here. Especially considering the shit you went through when the "LuvShackGFE", went down a year or two ago. You know what I am talking about. A lot of mongers got nervous when "personal" info was found by LE, though none of it was ever used in the filing of the RICO charges against the guy who ran the operation. It's all public record. Please watch the accompanying link to the news story about the recent Seminole County prostitution arrests. Now LE is sending BS notices to gents' homes if their vehicles (No Jaguar XF's were identified) were found to be in "areas known for prostitution". Many comments have already been posted on the board regarding this matter. And I stand by my decision to always use a rental car when mongering at AMP's and Rub joints. I sometimes take my Jag to incall LMT's. But not too often.
Thank You and Merry Christmas, Mikaeles.
JaguarXF.
[URL]http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/women-arrested-lake-mary-undercover-prostitution-s/nbW5N/[/URL]
Uncle Fester, I am Beginning To Like You, Sir. I can't Stop Laughing Either, LOL
[QUOTE=VerySlowly;1959264]OMG now I've heard it all, Jag good luck with your Hertz franchise, I wish you much luck. Now I know we're being punked it's Grady Judd in disguise LOL.
Thanks for the info Jag, in all my years I never knew driving a rental car was one of the "Ten Commandments of Mongering" well Jag have a Merry Christmas and don't forget to fill the tank before you return the rental, dem der rental joints charge ya $5.50 a gal. Err gallon if ya don't.
Sorry man I can't stop laughing, I just can't.
VS.[/QUOTE]And Merry Christmas to you, VS, sir. (By the way, I hope you realize that the "Uncle Fester" reference is made in all due fun. Just having some fun, no disrespect my good gent. I like watching the Addams family reruns). Indeed, Fester, I do fill dem der gas tanks before returning the rental. Who wants to pay 5.50/ gal? Hey, I am no fan of Bible thumping Grady Judd. I think we are all just waiting for the day when his glass house comes crashing down. I think Casey Anthony attorney Jose Baez is going after media whoreGrady Judd for some kind of slander shit against that young gal that was arrested for bullying, or something like that. I don't quite remember all the details about it though.
Thank You,
JaguarXF.
Shy aka "a keeper"
[QUOTE=Tgmonsta;1959575]If Shy really is getting out of the game she will be missed she was a great provider especially for the cost. Wish I had got to see her more then twice.[/QUOTE]This is why I never posted a review of Shy. I wanted to keep her all to myself as much as I could! I'm just glad that I was able to be graced by her many times during her stay here. I'm sure I'll see her again though one way or another!
She is NOTHING BUT TROUBLE
That is her M.O. Money up front, then attempt to purchase something to get her "motivated" for the session. She's a train wreck, with management. And I'm NOT going to pass along ANY UNSUBSTANTIATED ALLEGATIONS ABOUT STDs. . .
She is bad news from the word "go.
[QUOTE=TRowePrice;1959832]Ok so I'm doing this as a favor for a friend who doesn't use the forum.
[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hot-petite-blonde-ready-to-have-fun-386-307-2761-37/9652223[/URL]
Agreed to meet him last night outside her hotel. She hops in and shows a tit and he shows his member. She asks for money up front and he says ill show you but only after we do the deed will he hand it over. She declines and leaves.
I say that he avoided a cash and dash.
Can anyone say she is legit and will live up to her end once he hands the cash over?
TGTBT.
Pics are 100%.
But she was too TGTBT LOL.
Thanks everyone![/QUOTE]
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Gents. From JaguarXF. And Go Easy on The Egg Nog.
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from JaguarXF. Here are some "stocking stuffers", for my esteemed and venerable fellow hobbyists. No "coal" here fellas. Only Vag's, ta-tas and soft, smooth, succulent feminine flesh. Let us remember this holiday season, as a time for "giving". I give to you, my dear gents, my reviews of some recent "dreams". This will be my last review until late January, 2014. Enjoy.
1. Nikki. LMT on CL. Saw her again very recently. Early 20's, 5-6 130/ lbs. Br hair / br or hazel eyes. Be –see cup titties. Nice ass. Overall body is an 8/10.This young Latina is truly a sight to behold. Look at her photo. If you don't get instant "wood" looking at that photo, then you are on the wrong website (no offense to you gents who "swing" the other way). Reviewed her before. Draping is optional. Her incall office is on second floor of an office complex and Banquet Hall. Across from Rooms to Go / HH Gregg / Florida Mall. Beautiful body. Soft, smooth hands and skin. Really gets into her "sessions", if you will. Not a clock watcher. She really cares about you as a client. Wonderful technique, great full body massage. Nikki reads the board, so PM for Intel. Will definitely repeat. 100/ hr. [URL]http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4229630851.html[/URL].
2. Angel. LMT on BP. Saw her a few times in past year or so, and about a month ago. Known her for several years. Still works out of her home. Conway area. Early-mid 30's, 5-6, 150/ lbs. Light brown hair / hazel eyes. Very curvy and voluptuous. Not BBW. Great pierced breasts DD's and beautiful, soft smooth skin and hands. Great massage technique, full body massage with optional drape. Angel is a real sweetheart and genuinely cares about you as a person, not just a client. Great to talk to and really hits those "problem areas", if you will. Angel reads the board too, so PM for Intel. Will definitely repeat. 80/ hr. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/angels-heavenly-hands-massage-29/8457990[/URL].
3. Back in the USAS. Are., again. Svetlana. "Lana". LMT on BP / Palm Coast. Very nice 2nd floor studio two miles east of I-95.5-3/115/ blonde (bleached)/ blue eyes / be cup titties. Overall body is a 10/10. Gymnast / Aerialist / Trapezist. TOFFT again on this hot gal. For gents who travel to that area on business or, who simply want to take a drive up the coast to see her. I strongly encourage you to see this exceptionally hot "Soviet Vixen". Trust me she is worth the trip. Take a real close look at that ass on the trapeze. Any questions?? I didn't think so. Draping optional. Great massage, great technique, smooth skin and hands, very friendly gal. Menu is very "accommodating", though the Soviet accent is a bit thick. Highly, highly recommended. Will definitely repeat. 80/ hr. Please, PM for great Intel. [URL]http://spacecoast.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/russian-body-work-by-svetlana/8744573[/URL].
4. Heather LMT on CL / BP. 5-9/140 lbs / br / br. Visited her about a month ago. Very attractive woman. 7/10. Somewhat reserved and not much of a conversationalist. But she will warm up to you as she gets to know you better. Gorgeous, soothing, well adorned studio she shares with a male Therapist. Among the nicest I have ever been to. Very nice office park just off of Tuskawilla Road. Draping Optional. Great ambience. Soothing and relaxing music. Heather performs a great massage. Soft, smooth, extremely sensual hands and tailors the massage to your liking. Not a clock watcher. 70/ hr. Will repeat. PM for more Intel. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/massage-and-bodyworks-by-heather/2581398[/URL].
5. Tatiana. BP / Body Rubs. Hot little thick-bottomed Latina. Works out of the same apt. As McKenzie and her "crew", if you will (Selena, Jessica, et al) 5-2/130 lbs./ br / br. There are usually a few of the gals hanging out in the living room when you first walk in. But they use the back master bedroom for the clients and a shower is available too. Tatiana has a really succulent ass, nice titties and takes direction well. Her ass is what you "cum" for. Tatiana is a really sweet and very friendly gal. Very, soft, pleasant and seems to really enjoy her time with you. I did not feel rushed in any way. Wore a very sexy "Victoria's Secret" type of skimpy lingerie. Didn't really take a good look at it because she was not in it for very long. Lots of roaming, groaning and moaning. Intensely sexual. A lot like Jackie (Hispanic MBS / Elite Jackie off of Semoran) and McKenzie. I would classify the luscious Tatiana as an "over achiever" like Lilly at MBS. Friendly competition among the "rub gals" can only benefit their clients as each gal tries to "out-perform" the other in order to keep their men "cumming and cumming and cumming" back. Nude BTB was awesome. Got up on the table and really showed me her tremendous skill set. Nipple suck, BBBL, COA, COT, COC, because. And she will also do Corona lick and tease. Took her from behind (not quite FS at that point but PM for more on that) and made her wear her sexy panties (I just pushed them over to the side. You know, like in the movies). Grabbed her beautiful curvaceous hips and drove into her like Mario Andretti in the 1969 Indy 500. Tatiana slammed back into me as hard as her tight, thick little ass could. She arched her round / thick ass as high as she could while hanging on to the table for dear life. Watching her beautiful round ass bounce and "ricochet" off of my cock was truly a sight to behold (will do a "reach around" upon request, at no extra charge). Tatiana was dutifully trying her very best to milk my load from my swollen, heavy and aching sac. Libidinously, salaciously and ultimately lasciviously, I simply could not take it anymore. (Sorry honey, but your "squeeze" technique sent me into the abyss of orgasmic decadence). I pulled out, spread her ass cheeks with my left hand, jerked with my right and blew my searing, molten load all over her still quivering ass cheeks. She arched wiggled her round, thick ass as high as she could to catch my "Peter North" like ropes of nut cream in her puckered little brown Latina asshole. Seriously, I came almost as hard with Tatiana as I did with McKenzie (at least I did not put out any candles when I nutted with Tatiana). McKenzie, maybe you should move the candles from the base of the wall, over towards the window. Whaddaya say, sweetheart?? I encourage you gents to see Tatiana and take good care of her during this holiday season and she will take good care of you. Will make a 4 hand appointment with Tatiana and McKenzie before Christmas if possible. Will definitely repeat with Tatiana. 150/30. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/newflat-rates-bootylicious-and-seductive-latin-tatiana-looking-to-spoil-you-407-219-1407-25/9539054[/URL].
6. "All I want for Christmas is a nice AMP Massage"/ BP. Stopped in to MST two weeks ago right next to MBS. Parked near the "Smoke Shop" so my gals at MBS would not see me "cheating" on them, if you will. Walked down the length of the sidewalk to the spa. Walked inside. I inquired as to the rates. Late 30's 5-1"/105 lb, Korean brunette gal named "Cindy" welcomes me and says: "60 dolla half hour, 80 dolla one hour". Jag say: "Ok. One hour. Give me Saya", Cindy say: "She go sayonara". Then Jag say: "give me Mooki". Cindy say: "No Mooki, I give you: "Mimi". So, Cindy, in utterly fractured English, asks me to wait a minute while she calls Mimi. I sit in a chair across from the reception desk and wait while Cindy walks out the back door. WTF?? A few minutes later she comes back in with a barefooted "Mimi". I swear she looked like she had just returned from the "paddy" fields of the Mekong Delta, circa 1967. Mimi is: late 40's or early 50's. 5-0" 100 lb / bl / br. Body was 4/10. Not very attractive, wore a lot of make-up and she was not particularly friendly. She had shoulder length hair and frankly she did not look "fresh", if you will. I was not looking for anything other than a standard rub and tug. So I figured WTF, TOFTT anyway. Mimi's English was absolutely wretched. Massage rooms had #'s on the doors. But, the place was pretty clean and neat. Even had a nice little Christmas tree right next to the front door. The table shower room was at the back of the spa, just in front of the washer and dryer room. Did not want TS though. Went into the room. Got naked. Mimi comes back in. Starts standard massage. Rough technique. After a few minutes, she climbs on the table, grabs the fucking "handrails" on the ceiling and starts to walk on my back. Jag say: "No walkie on backie, today". With a puzzled look, Mimi say: "no walkie on Jaggie"? So, long story, short: I just told her that I wanted a massage without the "Trapeze" effect, as I already have my lovely Soviet, Palm Coast gal, "Lana" for that. On the flip, very mechanized with not much sensuality. Hands not so smooth. Standard HE. Overall, a sub-par experience. Note: As I was leaving, I turned right on Colonial and then turned right at the traffic light near Dancer's Royale. Drove back down the street behind MBS. I saw Mimi walking out from behind her studio and into a house directly behind MBS. WTF?? So I waved to her as I was driving past her and she waved back. That was cool. I guess the AMP gals live there?? 80/ hr. Hamilton for the tip. 90 total. Won't repeat. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/Salons/enjoy-a-best-asian-massage-with-my-soothing-touch-407-658-4400/8110068http://adultsearch.com/florida/orlando/erotic-massage/my-soothing-touch/6754[/URL].
7. Lynn, MBS. "Fresh Meat" at MBS! Lynn is a recent member of the talented team of ladies at MBS. Since Lynn is new so I decided to TOFTT. I saw her only one time and I think she started a week or two ago. Where do I begin?? Lynn is: American, early 20's, 5-5/140 lbs / br / br. 6-7/10 body IMHO. Not a spinner. Medium complexion. Honestly, Lynn could easily be mistaken for McKenzie's sister. They look very similar, though, I would have to give McKenzie the edge in overall body appearance. Lynn is a very sexy, curvy, voluptuous, sultry, alluring, enticing and highly sensualized young woman. Gorgeous and sexy "smoker free" smile. Deeply sensual and smoldering eyes. D cup titties with gorgeous areolas and soft ˝ inch long nipples. Her hair is down to her mid-back area. Some tats on her left upper chest just below her clavicle, as well as a series of similarly patterned smaller tats, from her right hip down to her right thigh. They looked like butterflies, but the room was too dark to make a clear distinction. Belly piercing as well. Very nice and sexy feet, too. Lynn appears to practice impeccable hygiene. That is certainly more than I can say for some of the MBS gals. (Judy / Annett / Scarlett / Gabby, please remind your gals at your next "staff" (I know, bad pun) meeting to always freshen their Vag's and wash their hair before they cum to work). Lynn is truly a gorgeous young woman and seems to enjoy her work. If you are a true gentleman, respectful and courteous, Lynn will do her best to make sure you that your "sac" is completely drained and that you leave totally satisfied. Lynn's entire body is so very smooth, soft and tender. When she gets naked and climbs up on the table with you, all of your problems in life simply disappear in a cloud of "lust and high arcing choad", if you will. Lynn will kiss you all over with some BBBL, BBCL and NS. Her hands are very, very soft and smooth and she gently caresses your sac and squeezes your cock with just the right pressure. You can literally feel the "heat" of her soft, tender sensual hand (s) as she "innocently" curls her erotic fingers around your pulsating cock, while looking deeply into your eyes with a debased lasciviousness that OP himself would be proud of. Seriously, Lynn will be able to feel your "heartbeat" pulsing through the overly engorged veins of your prick. Trust me on this, gents. Lynn will rub her lovely body all over you. BBTF and BBACF too. The inside of her vag has a nice medium-pink appearance, with somewhat thin, yet exquisitely contoured labia minora, blending nicely into her labia majora. Her vaginal aroma is that of a young, tender 23 year old woman, with a sweet / sour tartness. I don't think Lynn has fucked many people as her Vag appears too tight. Naked, I mounted her from behind as she lay on her stomach on the table. Mercilessly, I fucked her soft, tender ass cheeks. It got pretty intense. Lynn thrust her ass up against my cock to meet my thrusts. She moaned and she groaned, for what I thought was my bone. But when I moved her thong over and tried to stick my cock in her vag from behind, she said no. "Not today, Jose". So, she finished me off with an amazing squeeze tease, please, release and volcanic nude BTB finish. No FS. But you can, CON, because, COA, COCH. PM me about DATY. Thinking about doing a four hand with Lynn and my Lovely Cheyanne before Christmas. Though I've only seen her one time, I will definitely repeat and I highly recommend Lynn. 160 total including Gabby's / Annett's / Scarlett / Judy's BS fucking door fee. [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labia_majorahttp://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/the-perfect-rub-your-perfect-escape-4030min-24/9633279[/URL].
8. Healthy Body Massage. Saw Nadine about two weeks ago. Nice AA gal. I will make this short. Excellent massage and totally legit. If you want a great massage, knock yourself out. 60/ hr.
9. Healthy Body Massage. Saw Kelly about 3 weeks ago. Excellent massage. 60/ hr. Totally legit. If you want a great massage, go for it.
10. Emily at MBS. May have mentioned this already but it is worth repeating. The lovely Emily has gone home to San Francisco. Wish her the best. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/your-destination-to-the-ultimate-rub-down-2-hot-girls-23/9446627[/URL].
11. Lisette at MBS. Another recent hot session with this stunning young Latina. Reviewed her before. Early 20's. 5-4 or so 125 lbs / br / br There are no more superlatives to describe this deeply sensual woman. Exceptional hygiene, like Lynn. Great BTB nude rub, lots of extras. NO FS but very, very close. PM about DATY. Lisette offers a really nice buffet if she likes and trusts you. Lissette can squeeze, tease and please with the best rub gals in the biz. If Lisette ever became an independent Rub gal or Escort, she would become a fairly wealthy woman, IMHO. Every time I see this seductress, I wonder why she is not a movie star. Seriously. She is hotter than, Katy Perry, Beyoncé, Kardashian, J-Lo and the other media gals (Though Marilyn Monroe is my ATF, with the smoking hot and sexy Jill St. John from "Diamonds are Forever", in my top 5 ATF's). Lisette actually looks better in person than she does in the pics. How many gals can say that? Got up on the table with me for some hot all over BTB intensity. Lots of roaming, groaning, moaning. She really gets right up into your face and talks dirty for you while she jerks your cock. Like Tatiana, Lisette will do a reach around upon request at no additional charge. Just a tat or two. Amazing, neatly shaved vag, super smooth skin, she smells wonderful and she makes my knees buckle every time she milks out my copious hot load of "choad". COT, COA, because, COC, BBACF, BBBL, BBCL. Sexy feet too. Thinking about doing a 4 hand with her and Cheyanne, too. VS, I know you mainly see SW's and Escorts, but I would highly recommend that you see this Latina seductress. She will make you feel like you are 25 again. 180 total. Of course, will repeat again and again. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/let-me-be-your-sexy-secret-24/9670591[/URL].
12. Invigor8. I reviewed the beautiful Natalie previously. This is just a quick update regarding "Jollyman's" post #11358 last week about him seeing a hobbyists being pulled over by OPD on 12-14. Just trying to help my fellow hobbyists with this Intel. I drove by Invigor8 on 12-16,12-17 and 12-19 at various times during each of those 3 days. I drove down Parramore (Northbound, from West Robinson Street, toward Colonial) a few times and a few times, Eastbound on Colonial from North Tampa Avenue to Parramore and on to North Hughey. The times were in the mid–late afternoon, early evening. I spent about 20 minutes each time looking for UC LE, marked LE, etc. I looked down some of the side streets and the back lots of a few of the adjacent businesses. Like Sgt. Schultz, "I saw nothing". I was very discreet so as to not draw attention, and I think I may have only seen one or two BSW's in the immediate area. Hopefully LE is done harassing Invigor8. But who knows for sure. I like Lynn, the owner, and I wish her great success. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/?keyword=natalie[/URL].
New, Fresh Meat. Lynn at MBS.
The fucking link was not in my post. Here is Lynn's MBS link. Fellas, see her ASAP and give her some Christmas Cheer! She is worth the coin. PM me if you need anything else.
JaguarXF. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classy-hot-sexy-lynn-and-nikki-24/9656607[/URL].