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Anyone ever seen this birdy? I am supposed to hook up with her at lunch today. Any insight would be appreciated.

Be safe guys.

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This chic made my blood pressure rise about 3 weeks ago. Now, I've seen this chic posting on and off of craigslist and backpage for like 3 years now, but I've always written her off as a fake. She's had the same phone number for a few years now, so she had at least one good thing going for her. She never answers text and rarely answers her phone, but when she does answer its always one excuse after the other. Usually, she's either walking her dogs, putting her dogs away or about to go to sleep. I never really paid this chic any mind but always thought it was funny that she would always place ads and have every excuse in the world why she couldn't meet. One Sunday though, I saw her place another ad on craigslist and decided to give her a call to see what her excuse would be this time. She picked up the phone, surprisingly, then began to tell me how she's about to walk her dogs when I asked her about her availability. LOL. Just like clockwork.

She did tell me the streets to go on before I get to her place and since it was close by, I decided to see what's up. I got to her area some 20 minutes later and called to let her know I arrived. She also text me before I left, telling me to call some other number when I get to that certain destination. The original number she has listed on her ad is a google number, so she says. I called that other number and got nothing. I then text and got nothing either. I knew it, a flake! I let her know what I thought about her and her momma via text and just headed to the gas station for something to drink. About 10 minutes later, as I'm on my way back home, I get a text from the chic telling me that her landlord just came back to check on some leaks she had at her house. Yeah right! I never knew landlords came to check on leaks on a Sunday afternoon. I figured this was more of this chic's phoney excuses. She told me I could leave if I didn't want to wait 10 minutes for her to finish talking to her landlord. I decided to wait a while to see what's up and I finally got a call some 15 minutes later.

She asked where I was and tried to lead me to her place by various traffic lights and roads. I figured more of the games again. After 3 minutes of jibba jabba, she asked me if I just wanted her to text me the address and I was, "No, what do you think lady"? Ridiculous! She finally text the address and off I went. She also asked me to bring protection as she claimed she ran out. Yeah right! I told her I would deduct $1. 00 from her donation and she said sure. 5 minutes later, I got to her townhouse as she called me about 2 times within that 5 minutes asking me how far along I am. Really? I got to her house and called to let her know that I arrived. She told me that she had to put her dogs up first, then gave me her house number. I knocked on the door and the buck stops here. Non-viper's, get a life. VIP'ers, read on. Will I repeat, not at all. She's got a nice townhouse but her pics are old as hell and it was too much of a hassle to hook up with her.

Ok, I walked over to her townhouse, knocked on the door and it was opened almost immediately by someone clearly hiding behind the door. I never like when they do that. You know, I never walk into a room when someone is clearly hiding behind the door, as you'll never know if that someone is waiting to club you upside the head and take your wallet. I stood at the doors entrance and waited for her to poke her head from behind the door before I finally walked in. She told me to come on in because she is naked. I walked in and was greeted by a very trees friendly home and a short brown skinned chic in the nude. I looked this chic up and down and knew instantly that this chic was using some old ass pics. She told me before on the phone that she was 5'5 165 and that was waayy off. She's 5'5 indeed but I'd put her weight in the 140-145 lbs range. She looked like a plain average looking chic to me. Her ad listed the age of 30 years young, but I'd say this chic is in her late 30's, maybe even 40.

I was expecting a more younger, firmer looking chic but whatever. I said my Hello's and she did the same before telling me to follow her up the stairs. I did just that, as I followed behind her up the stairs as she walked butt naked infront of me. We got in the room and immediately gots ta talking. I looked her body up and down and was like ehh. It was alright. Not as firm and tight as you see in the pics. I'd say those pics are at least 10 years old. Her breastess'es were Dee cups but had medium hang time on them and did not stand up on their own. I'd say the girls were average. Her stomach had a small paunch but no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth, and her ass, it was an average ass. It had some meat on it and was sticking out there some but it wasn't a firm, tight ass. It had medium softness to it with light stretch marks or cellulite. It was an average ass for a woman her age. Her face was about a 5-6 to me. She's a brown-skinned chic that looked pretty plain in my eyes.

Anyways, she asked me if I brought the protection and I pulled it out along with the donation. I gave her the donation and she put it away somewhere without looking or counting it. It was 59 bones for 15 minutes, minus $1. 00 for the condom and drink at the gas station. LOL. She took one condom off my 2 attached condoms and used one for me and placed the other on her dresser. I immediately told her that I needed my extra cover back and she said she thought she would just save it for the next time. Yeah right! She told me to get comfortable and that I did, all by myself with no help from her at all. She then climbed up on her bed, it was one of those high ass elevated beds, and laid across the bed horizontally with her elbow bent and holding up her head as if she was posing for Ebony magazine. She looked more like she was posing for Madd magazine if you ask me. She started trying to hold a conversation with me before I swiftly cut her off and told her that I had to pick someone up across town and I was already late.

This chic done wasted so much of my time just to get to her, now she wants to have a freaking conversation. The nerves of this lady, hogging up my time like that. She quickly squashed that conversation and told me to come up on the bed with her and lay back. I did just that and she placed the condom on my willy with her hand and gots ta sucking. The sucking was aight. I felt some suction there and no teeth at all but it was nothing to write home about. She got me to that point about 3 minutes later, as it had more to do with me wanting to get the show on the road than her sucking skills. She asked me which position I wanted and I opted for doggie, as usual. She bent over in the doggie position and I gots ta ramming. I didn't feel any heat, warmth or grip but she did have some medium friction on her walls. I stroked her walls for no more than 2 minutes before I felt my eruption coming. LOL. Again, it had more to do with me wanting to get in and out quickly, than her snatch causing me to blow pretty early.

I blew my load and got about 10 more after strokes in before telling her I had enough of her. She replied, " I thought you would have made some noise when you finished" and then told me she had some wipes for me to clean up with. She handed me the wipes and I cleaned up and gathered my clothes together. After I was dressed, she stayed in the nude and gave me a hug goodbye while telling me she hopes to see me again. I'm not so sure about that. Too much of a hassle and the body was just aiight to me. She wasn't stinking or anything either as that's always a good thing. She didn't smell like anything at all. Maybe if you have the patience you can try her out, but for me it was way too much of a hassle. I now see why her ads are always flagged as soon as she places them on craigslist. LOL. I'll give her a "5" in looks and a "5" in performance. It was aiight, but nothing I would return to. So long, sinners!! See you in that very dark, dark place!![/QUOTE]I haven't seen her since around the time that Denzel movie was out in theaters. (the equalizer) she most of fell off look wise, because she would of been rated way higher than a 5 in my opinion. Your experience almost mirrored mine, she answers the door butt ass naked and had just gone done smoking. She took a swig of something she had in a bottle before session. Said it helped her get in the mood. She has soft skin, so I enjoyed feeling her up when we was on the bed. My all and all experience was ok. I'd rate it a 7/ maybe 8 because off went down in the session. I would of repeated but it's hard to repeat when there is so much ass on backpage, plus I paid 60. I'm not a 60 dollars type of dude.

[QUOTE=BillyHoKnows;3025315]55 yr old spinner (5'2", maybe 100 lbs) was in need of help and offered herself to me. When I asked her what was off limits, she only said that she was not into black guys. I am not sure that she had anything that was off limits beyond that. We ran through the alphabet. BBBJ, cg, rcg, doggie, and the greek was unbelievably tight. Though she was a little bit quiet, she assured me that she was liking it. We took some pics (I am a pro photog) and suggested that she play once in a while to supplement her income. She liked that idea and has called me worrying about finances again. If you are a senior member and want something hot UTR, PM me and I will give you her number. She will only text.[/QUOTE]Hey Billy, check your PM. PM you days ago and no response. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Buckwild25;3029182]I didn't want to be rude. But your right she was no pinky. Dude had me worked up and when I seen the pics I'm like WTF. I looked at about 25 of her pics and still didn't see it. Anybody got some prescriptions from anerica's best he could use?[/QUOTE]I don't need prescriptions LOL! That girl had pinky booty body and all back in 2013. I see pinky at least 2 times a month when she is in Atlanta. Not sexual actually see her at the store by my house she meets new talent there for some reason sometimes. Face wise hell no but that bird had a booty just like pinky.

Hey, I've been seeing her ads for awhile now and wanted to know if anyone seen her and can tell me if she's real!? Panola is a long drive. Especially if she's a bait and switch! I searched her number and different pics came up, this doesn't necessarily mean its not her but it makes a stronger case for it to be a bait and switch.

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[QUOTE=Ronny770;3030914]Hey, I've been seeing her ads for awhile now and wanted to know if anyone seen her and can tell me if she's real!? Panola is a long drive. Especially if she's a bait and switch! I searched her number and different pics came up, this doesn't necessarily mean its not her but it makes a stronger case for it to be a bait and switch.

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I got re-routed to this chic about a month ago. I was originally trying to get intimate with a chic I saw last year, but when I got to her area and gave her a call, she told me that she was in Tennessee at the moment. WTF! How did she travel to another state that fast? I thought that chic was playing games with me but little did I know, when I got back home from seeing this chic, I dialed the wrong damn phone number. Arggh!! This cheap stupid ass Obama phone! Just for that, I'm voting for Trump. I went to see this chic here by default since I thought that other chic was in Tennessee. This gal told me over the phone that she was 5'4 155 lbs. I wasn't really feeling the measurements but she was close by on the east side so I booked the date.

When she sent me the address though, I realized that I've been to this townhouse like 3 times before. This is the same house where I saw a chic named Candy, Slim and some other chic. I really wasn't interested after I realized she was one of Candy's girls as those girls are usually a "6" in looks and a "5" in service. Usually, their service is nothing to write home about. I was close enough so I went anyways. Will I repeat, nah. The service was nothing to write home about, as it was just something to spill the jizz. Non-vipers, don't ever get re-routed on a date. VIP'ers, read on.

I drove over to this chic's place and made it there in 10 minutes time. When I got there, I saw about 4 girls go into the same townhouse. I saw Candy so I figured the girl I was trying to see was with her. I waited a good 10 minutes before letting her know I arrived, then finally gave her a call. She answered then gave me the house number right after asking me what kind of car was I driving. I lied to her as usual and just walked over and knocked on her door. As soon as she opened the door, some dude came right out of the door pass me. I was like WTF, who's that? I stood there kind of confused for a minute as my date told me that the dude just came from visiting her sister, Candy. Damn, that fast! I just saw them go into the house 10 minutes ago. Hmm. Oh well. I walked on in anyways and this chic directed me upstairs to the boom boom room. This was the same setup like the last time with a futon in the middle of an empty bedroom.

This chic is a brown-skinned chic about 5'5 and no where close to 155 pounds as she told me over the phone. I would put her weight in the 140-147 lbs range at best. She's an average body chic that looked like she may have a nice body under those black spandex shorts and grey t-shirt. She looked like a 7 in the face but I needed to see the body first before making my final judgement. Anyways, we gots ta talking for a minute and talks of the donation finally came up. It was 55 bucks for 15 minutes. I know, kind of a weird price but that's what she quoted me. She then told me to get comfortable or something like that and I did just that with no help from her at all. She in turn took off her spandex bottom and left on her grey t-shirt that went down below her ass. I still couldn't really see her body. I asked her if she would take off the shirt too and she did with her back turned to me.

When she turned to face me, I was like damn, now I see why she took her clothes off with her back turned to me. Her breastesse's were C cups and were quite droppy. Her stomach was flatish but suffered from severe stretch marks and definite signs of multiple child birth and her ass, it was just an ass. It was flat, unshapely and had light cellulite and stretch marks on it. Damn, she hid a whole lot under that spandex and t-shirt. Those body pics in her ad are definitely not her body. She stole those pics from somewhere, who knows. Her real pics are the ones with her back facing the camera, for obvious reasons. She still looked workable though so I proceeded. I sat down on the futon as instructed and she started to place the thin condom, that I had to give her, on my willy with her hand.

She fumbled around with getting the condom on my willy and actually had the condom on, on the wrong side. She took it off, threw it to the side and opened another one of my condoms. My, aren't we thrifty with other people's supplies. She placed the second rubber on my cock with her hand and finally gots ta sucking. The sucking was pretty weak. She had her hand all over the base of my shaft and was bobbing and weaving with her mouth. She felt no suction at all really. She did this for a good 3 minutes as I asked her to remove her hand from my shaft so I could get going. Once she saw me starting to swell, she stopped sucking (the usual with these chics) and asked me which position. I opted for doggie as usual. She got up to get her lube and lubed up right before getting into position.

I entered her in doggie and gots ta stroking. As soon as I entered her, I noticed some slight funk back there that I'm pretty much used to by now. What a sad day when your used to funky smells. That shit doesn't detest you one bit anymore. I kept stroking anyways, as the slight funk remained there throughout, but this chic was tensing up her body on me. She wouldn't bend over fully in doggy and was putting up a bit of resistance every time I was trying to pull her waist back to me to get a good pounding on her. I kept telling her to loosen up but that was clearly not happening with her. I guess she was nervous and didn't want to get pounded. Who knows? It was a bit frustrating as I couldn't pound her like I wanted to but I finally felt my eruption coming after 5 minutes of stroking.

I blew a medium load in the cover and told her I blew my load a few strokes after. She got up and went to get me some wipes and a trash can to dispose the cover in. That was pretty nice of her. I started getting dressed as she did too, eekk, and made my way to the exit. She walked me downstairs, I said my condolences and that was it. The session was really nothing to write home about. I should have saved my bucks, but whatever. Those chics at that house are nothing special. Their service is average at best. I'll give this chic a "6" in looks and a "4" in service since she kept tightening up her body on me and wouldn't let me pound her the way I wanted to. Plus, the funky smell that I had to put up with. An obvious no repeat for me. So long busta's!

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I got reimbursed by this gal about two and a half weeks ago. This chic is another one that I had no interest in. I've seen her ads with the cheap Jimmy Carter crew before, but for some reason this chic just looked nasty to me. Her pics look photoshopped like a mother and I wasn't even sure about her ethnicity. I had no idea what she was. I was in the area to see a chic who I reviewed last year but that chic flaked on me. Why? She was the one who text me out of the blue asking me if I wanted to see her again and she flaked on me. Oh well. I was on the north side so I started looking for a back up. Why? I called the Brianna chic that I reviewed before but she was acting like a retard over the phone. Told me I was asking too many questions and accused me of being the police. Really?

She then told me that she was going to write a bad review on me so that all the other girls in the crew could see it. What? I had no idea what that fool was talking about as she rudely hung up the phone in my ears, so I called this chic next. This chic was very talkative and not once told me I was asking too many questions or accused me of being the police. She said that her ethnicity was afro-american and she stood at 5'4 and weighing in at 145 lbs. That sounded interesting. I made the date and told her I would be there in 10 minutes since I was only 1 exit away. I got there and gave her a call and she immediately told me that I have alot of bad reviews under my phone number and normally she wouldn't see me but she will make an exception this time. What? What nonsense is this chic talking about? She did give me the room number though and off I went.

I knocked on the door and it was opened by a big mamma that I did not recognized. I walked on in and said my greetings as this chic was looking at me sideways. I'm looking her up and down as she closed the door behind me, and I'm saying to myself, "This chic looks nothing like her pics, bodywise". 5'4 145 pound my ass!! Man, this chic is a small BBW. She's about 5'7-5'8 and anywhere between 175-190 lbs. Those pics on her ad are old as fuck!! She looked good in the face and looked like the face pics in the ad but her body is no where close to what you see in the pics. Boy oh boy. This $40 crew of girls are nothing but liars and their pics and measurements are a false. How can you depict an average body looking chic in the ads and have a BBW show up at the door. Ridiculous.

I was a bit upset but I didn't say anything. This chic kept looking at me sideways the whole time and I asked her about the bad review list. She looked at me with a puzzled look on her face and said sometimes things happen. What? That made no sense. She was wearing a white t-shirt with a black bra underneath and some black panties. I could clearly tell that this chic had a flat ass and a big gut. Just how I like them'. Big guts and flat butts. Great! We conversed for a minute as talks of the donation finally came up and I placed it on a table. It was 40 bones for 15 minutes. After the money was out of the way, she told me to take off my clothes and place them on a small table, then lay back on the bed. I did just that, all by myself with no help from her at all. She then reached into her drawer for a thin Trojan condom, then came over on the bed with me. She placed the thin cover on my cock with her hand while still looking at me sideways.

Before she gots ta sucking, she told me that the reason she's looking at me like that is because she thought I was one of her regulars. What? You have regulars? Jezzus Christ. Please tell me none of you dudes on here are seeing a 40 dollar chic on the regular. Really? Is that the best you can do? A 40 dollar chic on the regular. Iyayi. She finally decided to get to work, after giving me the surprise news of me life, and gots ta sucking. The sucky-sucky was garbage! She had her mouth on it but there was no suction at all. Just bobbing and weaving up and down on my pole. She did this for no more than 2 minutes, when her phone rang and you guessed it, she got off the bed and went to answer the phone. Got to love the professionalism here. I overheard her telling some lady on the other end that she was doing a 15 minute session. I guess that was management? After the brief convo, she got back on the bed with me and I asked her if she's going to shed some clothing. She said, "yes" and got back off the bed again and took off her t-shit and bra at the opposite end of the room.

Her body now, I'd say it is "heavy" body. She's a small BBW. Her breastess'es are double D's with nipple studs in them but they hanged quite a bit. I'd still say they were "average". Her stomach had a nice sized gut in the mid-section but no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass, it was just an ass. It was flat, unshapely and had some light stretch marks on it. Her body has definitely seen its better days. After her bra was removed and her panty still remaining on, she came back over on the bed to me while rubbing on her tits and telling me they're sensitive. I guess no touching, although I had no intentions of laying a finger on them. She got back on the bed and started sucking again. Just like the last time, the sucky-sucky was garbage! No suction whatsoever. My cock was going absolutely no where fast. I knew I done wasted my money. She bobbed and weaved for a good 3 minutes, then stopped to inspect my nut sack. She pointed down and asked me what's that and I told her it was a small crab bite.

She asked when was the last time I was tested, while lifting up my sack and looking all around it, and I told her I've never been tested-I'm clean. She looked around my nut sack for a minute more, then goes, "I'm sorry, I have to deny you, I can give you your money back though". Thank God, just the words I wanted to hear. I could tell this session was going absolutely no where. This chic could have sucked my cock from now until the end of eternity and my cock would have still not risen one centimeter. The sucky sucky was that terrible. I quickly got off the bed and dumped the cover in the trash can where she told me to, then started getting myself together. I got dressed as she handed me the 40 bones back and I asked her one more time about the bad review, just to fuck with her. LOL. She looked at me sideways once more with a, "What are you talking about look on her face". LOL.

I hurriedly got the hell out of there without saying another word to her. This $40 crew is garbage! They're using old ass pics, giving false measurements over the phone and in their ads and most of the girls have no idea what the hell they're doing. I think the management just snatch these girls off the streets, put them up in a room with supplies and tell them to get to work. The majority of these chics are inexperienced and very impersonal. A definite no repeat for me and glad I got out with all my funds back. I just got a free 5 minutes of a terrible covered blow job. I'll bi-pass this dud. She gets a "5" in looks and a "2" in performance. I'll keep it moving.

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This brawd gave me a free Bloody Mary a few days ago. I was just chilling one evening, browsing the page, and saw this chic's ad pop up. I just text her to find out her location and measurements and she quickly gave them to me. This chic was in a hotel in the upper Buckhead area and gave me her measurements of 6'1 180 lbs. I was like damn, a big Mutombo ass chic! I was intrigued. I always wanted to pound on a big foot and I thought, hey, here's my perfect opportunity. Her rates were reasonable, although I thought they were a little cheap for the area, but I booked the date anyways. I also noticed that she gave me her address via text without asking any police questions and I was a bit alarmed by that as well. I drove my happy ass over to her place and called when I got there.

It was a nice 3-4 star hotel that had me a bit worried that it might be you guys favorite uncle. I called, she answered the phone sounding really nice and told me to stay on the phone while walking up to her room on a certain floor. I didn't really want to stay on the phone with her as you never want to be caught on the phone if its a setup or your favorite uncle. Her ad also had the listed age of 19 years old which had me a bit concerned but I know these chic's always lying about their age. I caught the elevator up to her floor and stood infront of the soda maching in the middle of the hall and let her know that I had arrived. She poked her head out the door and asked I'm the one and I just gave her a head nod. Non-viper's, no more! VIP'ers, read on. Will I repeat, no sir, although I'm a casual drinker, I didn't appreciate the free Bloody Mary this chic gave me. She's also in her mid-20's as well and not 19 years old as stated in her ad. Hmm.

So, she poked her head out of the door, I gave her a head nod, then made it over to her room. I walked on in and was greeted by a tall red-boned chic in black full panties and a grey t-shirt. I also noticed a bad looking red-boned chic sitting on one of the beds in the room. I didn't realize we had company. I said my Hello's to the both of them as the chic I came to see introduced me to her room mate who she said has an ad on the page too. That's good to hear. Her friend was a nice looking red-boned chic that was athletically built. We gots ta talking for a minute as she asked me if I came to do a 2 girl special with her and her friend. It looked very inviting, but I told her I only brought enough money for one as I didn't know 2 girls were working together.

She banished her friend into the bathroom and we finally got the ball rolling. I placed the money on the table after she asked me how much time I was looking for. It was 60 bones for 15 minutes. She asked me via text if 60 was good enough for me and I should have low balled her down to 50 as she seemed open for negotiations. Oh well. She then told me to get comfortable and that I did, all by myself with no help from her at all. She in turn took off her t-shirt to reveal some average looking B cups which I thought were C's but she told me they were B's with nipple studs in them. Her stomach had a small paunch with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass, it was an average ass. It had some good meat on it and was definitely sticking out there but there was also some light to mild cellulite at the bottom of it. Her body still looked nice though. She looked every bit of 6'1 180 lbs that she told me via text.

She then told me to lay back on the bed as she got between my legs and placed a thin trojan cover of hers on my limp noodle. She started sucking with both hands at the base of my hands and looking at me in my eyes the whole time she was sucking. The sucky-sucky wasn't hitting on nothing though. I felt some light, if any suction, but she made it good though by locking eyes with me while sucking. She sucked me off for a good minutes as I was massaging her breastess'es as well to get me going. After 5 minutes of sucking, I told her I was ready to get the show on the road. I was only 3/4th's swole at the time but wanted to get the show on the road. She got off the bed and told me that she needs to get her lube. Great. She came back over to me, now standing, and placed a charitable amount of lube on the cover while rubbing it all it. She then told me she nudes to lube up and began placing another charitable amount of lube on her vag. Damn, I guess she really needs to overcompensate.

After she was all lubed up, she went to wipe her hands off, cum on lady- my cock isn't going to stay hard forever, then came back over to the bed with me and asked me which position I wanted. I opted for doggie, as usual, and she got up on all fours on the bed and assumed the position. She also placed a white hand towel underneath her before she assumed the doggie position. I asked her if she gets messy and she giggled and said sometimes. Damn, I think we've got a squirter here or at least that's what I thought. I entered her in doggie and gots ta stroking. I didn't feel any heat, warmth, or grip but she did have some low friction on her walls. I felt a little something there. I started stroking her as she was moaning the whole time and I was giving her the business. I started to push her back down further and hike her ass up higher in the air, when I looked down and saw what looked like ketchup forming on hot dog. Are you serious? I kept stroking and looking down to see more and more ketchup covering my hot dog. Really?

The cover was starting to roll off the base of my shaft and the ketchup was now migrating to the base of my uncovered shaft and groin region. Ehh. I kept my stroke game going as she was still moaning throughout and I was becoming a bit disgusted at what my eyes were seeing. I wasn't about to take an "L" though. I also started smelling a frowsy / rubbery / funky / nauseating odor possibly originating from that ketchup. Hmm. 5 minutes into my stroke game, I felt my eruption coming and asked her if she wanted it on her ass. She shook her head, no, so I went ahead and blew a medium load in the cover. I got about 5 more after strokes in before telling her that I wanted no more of her. She immediately got off the bed, turned around and said, "Oh I'm sorry, I knew I was feeling some pain". Yeah right! She was trying to insinuate that I was pounding on her too hard, thus causing the ketchup to be squirted on my hot dog. Common lie!

I didn't say anything though as she attempted to take the condom off with her hand but thought better and decided to wet a warm cloth and take it off with that. She apologized to me again and told me that she's not taking anymore calls for the rest of the night. Yeah right! She needs to stop taking calls for the rest of the week!! She knew what the hell she was doing, she just wanted the money. Anyways, I went back over to my clothes to put them back on and noticed ketchup specs on the hand towel she had lying under her. Hmm. Now I know why she placed that hand towel underneath there. To catch the bloody mess that would be coming out of her twat! Really? I hurriedly put my clothes back on and she told me to give her a hug as I was headed towards the door. I did just that but couldn't even look her in the eyes. The nerves of this chic. I walked out and said my condolences and was gone as fast as I came in there.

I got about 3 feet away from the door and heard what I thought was loud laughter coming from the area of her room. I don't know, maybe I was hearing things or it was coming from some other room but I wouldn't be too surprised if it was coming out the room I just left out of. This chic seemed like the type that would laugh at something like that. I didn't find any humor in that, in the least bit. I'll give her ass a "6" in looks and a "5" in performance. I would have given her a "6" in performance but I have to deduct 1 point for the bloody surprise. I didn't like that one bit. She did tell me though that her and her friend are running a 2 girl special for only 100 bucks. Maybe you can get a discount if you ask her about the 2 girl red light special. She'll probably knock a few dollars off the top to compensate for the bloody surprise. Who knows? I won't be back for any specials. So long douches.

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I got reimbursed by this gal about two and a half weeks ago. This chic is another one that I had no interest in. I've seen her ads with the cheap Jimmy Carter crew before, but for some reason this chic just looked nasty to me. Her pics look photoshopped like a mother and I wasn't even sure about her ethnicity. I had no idea what she was. I was in the area to see a chic who I reviewed last year but that chic flaked on me. Why? She was the one who text me out of the blue asking me if I wanted to see her again and she flaked on me. Oh well. I was on the north side so I started looking for a back up. Why? I called the Brianna chic that I reviewed before but she was acting like a retard over the phone. Told me I was asking too many questions and accused me of being the police. Really?

She then told me that she was going to write a bad review on me so that all the other girls in the crew could see it. What? I had no idea what that fool was talking about as she rudely hung up the phone in my ears, so I called this chic next. This chic was very talkative and not once told me I was asking too many questions or accused me of being the police. She said that her ethnicity was afro-american and she stood at 5'4 and weighing in at 145 lbs. That sounded interesting. I made the date and told her I would be there in 10 minutes since I was only 1 exit away. I got there and gave her a call and she immediately told me that I have alot of bad reviews under my phone number and normally she wouldn't see me but she will make an exception this time. What? What nonsense is this chic talking about? She did give me the room number though and off I went.

I knocked on the door and it was opened by a big mamma that I did not recognized. I walked on in and said my greetings as this chic was looking at me sideways. I'm looking her up and down as she closed the door behind me, and I'm saying to myself, "This chic looks nothing like her pics, bodywise". 5'4 145 pound my ass!! Man, this chic is a small BBW. She's about 5'7-5'8 and anywhere between 175-190 lbs. Those pics on her ad are old as fuck!! She looked good in the face and looked like the face pics in the ad but her body is no where close to what you see in the pics. Boy oh boy. This $40 crew of girls are nothing but liars and their pics and measurements are a false. How can you depict an average body looking chic in the ads and have a BBW show up at the door. Ridiculous.

I was a bit upset but I didn't say anything. This chic kept looking at me sideways the whole time and I asked her about the bad review list. She looked at me with a puzzled look on her face and said sometimes things happen. What? That made no sense. She was wearing a white t-shirt with a black bra underneath and some black panties. I could clearly tell that this chic had a flat ass and a big gut. Just how I like them'. Big guts and flat butts. Great! We conversed for a minute as talks of the donation finally came up and I placed it on a table. It was 40 bones for 15 minutes. After the money was out of the way, she told me to take off my clothes and place them on a small table, then lay back on the bed. I did just that, all by myself with no help from her at all. She then reached into her drawer for a thin Trojan condom, then came over on the bed with me. She placed the thin cover on my cock with her hand while still looking at me sideways.

Before she gots ta sucking, she told me that the reason she's looking at me like that is because she thought I was one of her regulars. What? You have regulars? Jezzus Christ. Please tell me none of you dudes on here are seeing a 40 dollar chic on the regular. Really? Is that the best you can do? A 40 dollar chic on the regular. Iyayi. She finally decided to get to work, after giving me the surprise news of me life, and gots ta sucking. The sucky-sucky was garbage! She had her mouth on it but there was no suction at all. Just bobbing and weaving up and down on my pole. She did this for no more than 2 minutes, when her phone rang and you guessed it, she got off the bed and went to answer the phone. Got to love the professionalism here. I overheard her telling some lady on the other end that she was doing a 15 minute session. I guess that was management? After the brief convo, she got back on the bed with me and I asked her if she's going to shed some clothing. She said, "yes" and got back off the bed again and took off her t-shit and bra at the opposite end of the room.

Her body now, I'd say it is "heavy" body. She's a small BBW. Her breastess'es are double D's with nipple studs in them but they hanged quite a bit. I'd still say they were "average". Her stomach had a nice sized gut in the mid-section but no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass, it was just an ass. It was flat, unshapely and had some light stretch marks on it. Her body has definitely seen its better days. After her bra was removed and her panty still remaining on, she came back over on the bed to me while rubbing on her tits and telling me they're sensitive. I guess no touching, although I had no intentions of laying a finger on them. She got back on the bed and started sucking again. Just like the last time, the sucky-sucky was garbage! No suction whatsoever. My cock was going absolutely no where fast. I knew I done wasted my money. She bobbed and weaved for a good 3 minutes, then stopped to inspect my nut sack. She pointed down and asked me what's that and I told her it was a small crab bite.

She asked when was the last time I was tested, while lifting up my sack and looking all around it, and I told her I've never been tested-I'm clean. She looked around my nut sack for a minute more, then goes, "I'm sorry, I have to deny you, I can give you your money back though". Thank God, just the words I wanted to hear. I could tell this session was going absolutely no where. This chic could have sucked my cock from now until the end of eternity and my cock would have still not risen one centimeter. The sucky sucky was that terrible. I quickly got off the bed and dumped the cover in the trash can where she told me to, then started getting myself together. I got dressed as she handed me the 40 bones back and I asked her one more time about the bad review, just to fuck with her. LOL. She looked at me sideways once more with a, "What are you talking about look on her face". LOL.

I hurriedly got the hell out of there without saying another word to her. This $40 crew is garbage! They're using old ass pics, giving false measurements over the phone and in their ads and most of the girls have no idea what the hell they're doing. I think the management just snatch these girls off the streets, put them up in a room with supplies and tell them to get to work. The majority of these chics are inexperienced and very impersonal. A definite no repeat for me and glad I got out with all my funds back. I just got a free 5 minutes of a terrible covered blow job. I'll bi-pass this dud. She gets a "5" in looks and a "2" in performance. I'll keep it moving.[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.verifyhim.com/[/URL]

I believe this is the website they use. I had someone tell me the same thing about 3 months ago but I didn't have any bad reviews under my number.

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I believe this is the website they use. I had someone tell me the same thing about 3 months ago but I didn't have any bad reviews under my number.[/QUOTE]That is the dumbest shit I've ever seen. It makes completely no sense. It's only reporting the negative of someone's phone number and not the positive. If it ever recorded any good reviews it would have shown my number as good for visiting a few of those 40 cheap chic's. That's stupid anyway. Why would you thin out your potential customer service base? Dumb 40 dollar crew with 40 dollar brain.

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[QUOTE=NY516;3031940]Please do not go see this broad fellas not going into detail just take my word for it I've seen a ton of girls and she is the worse iver ever experienced if you around mcdonough skip right past her she will take your money and leave you completely unsatisfied [URL]http://max80.com.atlanta.hoxnif.com/post/17214769/[/URL]![/QUOTE]She use to work out of Marietta on windy hill at the RF inn. I saw her about 1 yr ago. Had me wait 30 min while she get ready, when I got to her room she still wasn't ready and this was around 1:30 am. Walked in and she was putting on makeup that made her look like the Harley Quinn in a bad way. Severe baby damage. The only nice thing she had was a phatt ass, it was soft and plump. She seemed a little off like she was on something and paranoid. Better yet she is on something way more than weed. She charged 50 but worth 30 the way the session went. Pussy was like real loose, the only thing she had going for her was it was wet, no friction nor walls. I hit it doggy style. May be if you catch her at the right time its good for a qk nothing more. She do like to up sell and rush.

A guy with one post usually don't get a response because its hard to validate their claims but this one is accurate. Stop lurking an post some reviews. Your first post does not count as a review (no details).

[QUOTE=NY516;3031940]Please do not go see this broad fellas not going into detail just take my word for it I've seen a ton of girls and she is the worse iver ever experienced if you around mcdonough skip right past her she will take your money and leave you completely unsatisfied [URL]http://max80.com.atlanta.hoxnif.com/post/17214769/[/URL]![/QUOTE]Thanks for the report, I. Was suppose to see her, got half way there. Gave a call. And sensed she was full of it.