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[URL]http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/seeking-2-satisfy/27314508[/URL] I think this one use to post in gr can anyone tell me what the report # is. Or any info.

[QUOTE=FilmoreSlim27;3140491][URL]http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/seeking-2-satisfy/27314508[/URL] I think this one use to post in gr can anyone tell me what the report # is. Or any info.[/QUOTE]I dreamed of her a couple months ago.

[QUOTE=ChicagoSouth;3140512]I dreamed of her a couple months ago.[/QUOTE]I didn't but if I did, I would've been considerate enough to post a link or contact info. We have another cousin in the "Will Linklater" family.

This one has a guy hidding in room. They will rob you.

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[QUOTE=ShaginKabay;3140085]A Head To Head Comparison.

V3. 0 (10/16 11/06).

Summary of changes since last publication.

Added Your Sexist Blond 28 to the ranking.

Update Northern Girl's pending further consideration status.

Removed Howard City Jenna from further consideration.

Removed Starlet from further consideration.

Add Tessa to pending further consideration. A tip O' the hat to ChipCharger for the recommendation.

Foreword.

Probably like many of you, I have been in searching for a quality, reliable, sustainable GFE with a provider that I can trust and connect with for recreational fun. I have been searching for several years now. Close a couple of times, but no cigar. I haven't found it, yet.

In the absence of finding my ATF GFE provider (not a single one), I went in search of outstanding dreams of great head. Nothing like this review seemed to exist. Nor could I find an index of provider reviews (ie Provider A had 17 reviews, 12/7. Provider B had 11 reviews, 10/1 etc.). One has to do one's homework. The process of finding a handful of compatible providers that you click with is time consuming, ofttimes frustrating, and rather expensive (emphasis on the latter). For me the expense to yield ratio was very poor, even with me monitoring this forum rather closely. What to do? My homework, right?

This listing is stack ranking of the providers as experienced by yours truly. The dreams that these rankings are based on are as recent as last week to early Feb. Of this year. The ranking is on their oral artistry, talent, and enthusiasm. That's it.

My Criteria.

A decent series of BBBJs (two or more) that ranked 7 out of 10 or better for me. Included in my consideration were the provider's expertise in: knowing her way around wood and the boys, TRUE balls deep, deep throat capability (I'm a bit larger than average), CIM, CIT, swallow, ability to throat fk (Alex Sanders style), arousal skills (and demonstrated knowledge of their importance), same for edging, c--k milking, and overall ck and cum worship including face painting. I don't want much, do I?

Appointments. This should go without saying. If an appointment has been made, and subsequently confirmed beforehand, both parties ought to respect the other enough to extend the courtesy of a notification in the event that they cannot honor or will not keep the appointment.

Results.

Kandi. An 86/100. For me (YMMV), thus far she is the overall best, IMO. Knows how to arouse, to tease, seems to have genuine hunger and enthusiasm. Knows how to edge. She isn't able to get the last inch of me down, but her hungry ball sucking, and staying on it for every last drop and enthusiastically swallowing the load make up for it. Decent milking skills. No throat fking, worship, or painting. Her head talent is very individually attentive and personal. Her sweet spot is all around, attentive, astounding head therapeutic even!

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Zoey 85/100, a very close second. She can do bigger meat and is proud of it! No gag reflex. NONE gentlemen. NONE. Period. The enthusiasm isn't there. Is more or less impersonal. But, she can swallow a sword, with gusto. And it shows! For a little extra $ she swallowed the loads too (although it took several sessions to earn the trust for that). No interest in learning the art of arousal or its importance. No edging, milking, throat fking, worship, or painting.

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Kat 84/100. She likewise can do bigger wood and is genuinely proud of that. She is a watermouth, which can be a bit gross if you are not otherwise acclimated to it. Gobs of saliva everywhere. Swallows it whole, load and all. No throat fking, but close and is receptive to it. Not particularly aware of arousal techniques, same for edging, c--k milking, and overall ck and cum worship including face painting. The ambiance of her incall detracts from the overall experience. But her natural enthusiasm and ability to lick my boys when all the way down more than make up for it.

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Princess 85/100. A Muskegon-based ebony provider that seemed to be a short lived flash-in-the-pan back in July. Gawd Almighty could she suck. She couldn't throat, but she did everything else with a zeal that belied her "I'm going to fk the st out of you" enthusiasm. A couple of things to note. This is the only provider who knew how to hold / handle a cock, firmly, like a hammer, baseball bat, or a wrench. And face painting? Ohh dammmm. Ever had one get you there with her mouth, then pull off of it, and milk you vigorously as you sprayed her smiling face and open mouth AND then scrape your cum off her forehead, cheeks, and chin with her fingers, sucking her fingers dry of your jizz, looking up at you with her big brown smiling eyes? Yeah. Oh yeah. Anybody know what happened to her? Her ad pictures were tagged "Princess".

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Cherish 84/100. Looks and age-wise she is a lot like Kandi. She is based out of Lansing. This lady's sweet spot is slow, devoted total balls deep, nose on my nards, deepthroat, cum, and swallow while being 69 ed. Like 10 15 minutes long slow. She does have a gag reflex but manages it by going slow. A pretty neat experience. Seems to totally get the art of male arousal and its importance. But, I was not able to coax her into edging me, milking, throat fking, worship, or painting.

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* 83/100. I honestly have difficulty ranking her. By a couple of my criteria she is actually 91/100 here. Why? Throat fking. She enthusiastically took a vigorous throat pounding Alex Sanders style, head over the side of the bead, had me cum while I was fully seated (and she was squirming trying to catch a gulp of air), came up, wiped her eyes and said (and I quote, "that hurt, let's do it again" Insanely wicked. I'm not sure she is comfortable with the publicity and the notoriety this may engender. Hence I did not include her name. PM me if interested. Keep in mind that her overall reviews by others members aren't that positive as this would otherwise suggest.

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Your Sexist Blonde 28.79/100. I am favorably impressed with this SP. She has been favorably reviewed elsewhere in this forum. Nice personality, easy on the eye, nice big smile, attentive, VERY accommodating, can't quite throat me but is valiantly trying to learn how to suppress her gag reflex. Based on the glint in her eye, my intuition says that she possesses the mettle and audacity to master the Art Of Throat on a somewhat / slightly larger than average cock. Yes, gents, she swallows too. There is nothing like a big smile on a pretty face after she's swallowed your load. A tip O' the hat to Akenthon for helping facilitate the introduction. Based just on her willingness to accommodate and her apparent desire to please, I anticipate this score to climb. Oh, one other thing. She is likewise Greek friendly. She might just wind up on the Feeling Cheeky ranking as well.

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Cassidy 78/100 This one really likes being in control. She was modestly well reviewed earlier this year. She knows how to edge and milk. CIM but no true throat or swallow. It took a couple of visits, but I when I finally got her trademark she's in control edging, I walked funny the rest of the day. Where has she gotten to? I cannot find an ad or even a recent post.

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Kamilia. 71/100. This one barely made the cut to be listed herein. Decent BBBJ, CIM, and swallow. Multiple pops. Very relaxed young woman. Chill comes to mind. Cannot deepthroat.

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Valerie 70/100. Ionia Val. Likewise a very decent BBBJ, CIM, and swallow. Very comfortable with making a hhr dream all about her mouth and throat and my ck. Genuinely enjoyed the thrill of getting me to nut. Goes "aaahhhhh" after she downed the load. A little rough around the edges. Seems to have likewise disappeared.

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Ava Honorable mention. Will do a BBBJ, but not much enthusiasm for the deed, and nothing else. This lady has SOOOO much potential though. I include her herein because she is tied for the nicest, most pleasant, all around easy to relate to, provider GR has. Ava, if you are reading this, please consider CIM and swallow? Please? There are so many of us that would just luv that! Please?

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To Be Reviewed (recommendations under consideration).

Northern Girl. She is reported to have retired. However, I have seen her post subsequently. Hmmm. Although I normally do not bother trying to revisit a no call / no show SP, the strength of the recommendations from other members have caused me to stay my hand here. Stayed tuned. Ad link  [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...-only/26892509.[/URL].

Mercedes Probably next after Tessa / Countessa. Ad link  [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...-safe/21676972.[/URL].

Harmony (Lansing) Ad link[URL]http://harmonybustyplaymate.callgirlfiles.com/about.[/URL].

Countessa. Carefully doing my homework here, as this SP intrigues me. Ad link  [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/tessas-tasty-saturday-pecial-the-sexy-wild-redhead-available-now/27296945[/URL].[/QUOTE]Candy who is taking a sabbatical from providing till December according to Tom her handler needs to be seriously considered for her fellatio skills. She is blonde, late twenties, and has a nice face and body but wow her sucking, licking, deep throat etc is beyond most providers. Yes, even as good as Kandiland, Zoey, Contessa, Kamilia, and Mercedes, Mongered with them all. Besides taking your load, swallowing, her tonguing is the best technique by far. She starts below, rims, plays hard on your two boys, and goes bonkers on your main root. It's really tuff not to erupt before the main event. The main event usually includes several positions, Greek, and msog if you still had time left. She is also a prime candidate for your Greek ranking as well; after one maternity period that was all she could offer. She dominated the Muskegon BP additional ads when she was active; but alas we will have to wait until she returns.

[QUOTE=Dagaro;3140840]This one has a guy hidding in room. They will rob you.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/haley/27319968[/URL][/QUOTE]This old crazy has popped up her ugly head again. She used to post as "Funny Bunny" and has her guy either wait outside or in the room hidden.

Got me for $30 with no violence in the spring, but be careful out there.

[QUOTE=ExecutiveRich;3141080]This old crazy has popped up her ugly head again. She used to post as "Funny Bunny" and has her guy either wait outside or in the room hidden.

Got me for $30 with no violence in the spring, but be careful out there.[/QUOTE]Fwiw. A quick search of that number will show you who "her guy" is. Just sayin. Too bad. She looks so nice and pleasant in that photo. Lmao!

Tried this one out today after I saw Roddie's good review: [URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?8161-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=3135400&viewfull=1[/URL]#post3135400.

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Incall is fairly nice, on the NW side. Some steep stairs to get in, she has a cat, and she talks a blue streak, in case any of those matter to some of you. She doesn't use a name in her ads, though she might start since I mentioned it's easier on us guys if she does.

Ad says 30 but my guess is mid-30's. Nice looking face, not amazing but better than average in this business. Great body if you like 'them skinny, definitely a spinner. Not much in the way of bust or ass, but that's part of the skinny spinner experience.

Got her to honor the 80/ ss special posted in an earlier ad. She was OK with a bit of kissing to warm up, then gave a very nice BBBJ, DT, CIM. Gagged a bit but never gave up on it. With a SS I wasn't going to sample anything else, but from conversation I'm fairly sure BBFS and Greek are off the table and just about anything else is on. I'll probably go back to try the CFS at some point.

[QUOTE=Gexem;3141577]Tried this one out today after I saw Roddie's good review: [URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?8161-BackPage-Advertiser-Reviews&p=3135400&viewfull=1[/URL]#post3135400.

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Incall is fairly nice, on the NW side. Some steep stairs to get in, she has a cat, and she talks a blue streak, in case any of those matter to some of you. She doesn't use a name in her ads, though she might start since I mentioned it's easier on us guys if she does.

Ad says 30 but my guess is mid-30's. Nice looking face, not amazing but better than average in this business. Great body if you like 'them skinny, definitely a spinner. Not much in the way of bust or ass, but that's part of the skinny spinner experience.

Got her to honor the 80/ ss special posted in an earlier ad. She was OK with a bit of kissing to warm up, then gave a very nice BBBJ, DT, CIM. Gagged a bit but never gave up on it. With a SS I wasn't going to sample anything else, but from conversation I'm fairly sure BBFS and Greek are off the table and just about anything else is on. I'll probably go back to try the CFS at some point.[/QUOTE]Glad you enjoyed her.

[QUOTE=FilmoreSlim27;3140491][URL]http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/seeking-2-satisfy/27314508[/URL] I think this one use to post in gr can anyone tell me what the report # is. Or any info.[/QUOTE]This is my review. Post #10107.

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Had a tough time getting a appointment but finally went with a incall, even though gut told me not to. She arrived, finally, about 1 hour late. I thought I had place ready, she came in and was nice of enough and got started, she was rushing super fast, I could tell something was wrong, it got so bad I finally just stopped her and told her she could leave without finish.

After she left I noticed she had taken a watch, luckily for me it was a fake. Total value?? Maybe $20-$30. Still the point that she took it thinking it was a super fancy watch!

Be careful with her, she will definitely steal from you!!

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Had a hard time getting set up but finally did. Went with incall due to hard time setting up (even though gut told me not to). She arrived about 1 1/2 hr late. Finally got busy, aweful service and was rushing super bad. So bad I finally told her she could leave without finish. So maybe 5 minutes into appointment.

After she left, I noticed she took a watch I had out and had forgotten to put away. Funny part is, the watch is a fake. Total value is about $25. Appearance is that of a super expensive watch!!

Lesson?? Follow my gut!

This one will steal from you in a heart beat!

Just had a lackluster dream about Mariah. Nice girl, it is her in the pics. Tiny little thing, but I just did not have that much fun. $. 8, BBBJ was lame, CFS. I think you can do more if you are going to be a regular. I was hoping to be one of those, but just not into her. She does not post much so I attached an old add. I would recommend her at least once.

Took a chance and TOFTT on a brown eyed girl. Set up an appointment for Thursday. Super easy going and friendly. But then last night I couldn't wait and needed to get a SS done. You know, sometimes you need some lips. Now.

I think I have posted this before but I got a rule. No penetration sex, but everything else is OK. She was amenable to that and we got comfy for a SS visit.

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Pros:

- Pics are real, this is her.

- Thick, more like BBW which I am fond of.

- Texted back quickly, no waiting.

- Appointment easy to set up and even when I moved it she was cool.

- Friendly and chilled. No awkwardness to her.

- Pretty face, nice brown eyes, smiled a lot.

- Super skills, wet and takes pride in her oral abilities.

- I had to stop her 4 times so I wouldn't nut in 38 seconds.

- Stopped when I asked, gave me a break in between and got back to it when I was ready.

- DT was not a problem, no gag reflex at all.

Cons:

- Kinda sketchy neighborhood.

- Walking up smelled like 420.

- House was not in the best shape.

- Shitty messy room. No door handle and mattress on the floor.

- No bottoms off, no FIV or spanking.

6/10 will repeat.