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[QUOTE=Roddie;3135400]My friend the Cheap Porn Producer said he cast this one in a starring role. She is the girl in the pictures. He said he met her in a decent neighborhood on the NW side of town. She answered the door in a skimpy skirt, smelled good and had on nice make up. Greeted him with a big smile and kiss. They talked a few minutes and he felt very much at ease. She started a very nice BBBJ with lots of attention to the boys and other areas. At some point The Producer turned her for FIV. Never got further as he released CIM with no gag reflex whatsoever (what a beautiful thing). She sat up spit into a tissue. Then she went and got a warm towel to clean him off.

Cost: hh $. 80. Looks: 7/10. Def a spinner. Technique: 8/10. Repeat? Hell yeah.

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After reading several (older) favorable reviews, I decided to hit her up last night as she has been posting again recently. Reports said she is the girl in the pics and that she provided a clean, decent time. I initially texted her around 9 pm. Initial response was quick and she engaged in setting up details and answering standard questions freely. We agreed on a donation for an outcall to me and she asked for a little time to get ready and said she would text me when she was on her way. Around 11 pm I hadn't heard from her so I sent a text. She said she was on her way. At midnight she had still not arrived or texted / called. I sent another text and she said "I can be there in about an hour. Maybe we should just do it in the morning?" REALLY? I politely told her that "morning" would not work for me as I work early in the morning (to which she had now cut into my sleep time be a couple hours). Crickets. So around 3 pm today she texts me out of the blue. Asks if I would like to see her tonight. Again we go through everything all over again. Setting up a time etc. I had enough time to get home from work and shower. She called and told me she would be to me in about an hour to an hour and 20 mnutes. 2 hours later, she still isn't here so I text, no answer, so I call, she answers. "Oh my phone went dead, forgot my charger, got lost, so I had to turn around and go back home to get my charger. ". REALLY? She tells me "I don't think I am going to be able to make it tonight now. " She asks "can you come to me? Nope I can't (knowing she is going to expect the same agreed upon donation if I drive to her). So she says "I can try again if you want? So I told her ok, come on then. She says "I'm walking out the door now, I'll be there". Needless to say I am still sitting here, she has not answered a single text or phone call since. Hope she's not in a ditch somewhere. That being said, this is just unacceptable behavior and it seems like its getting worse with many of these girls. I'm over it.

[QUOTE=NoBadDate;3135987]Whats the title of her video?[/QUOTE]He said that the studio was still testing it out with a target audience, but it looked like "Sweet and Petite".

Thanks for this review, its was what I had hoped to see. Well done.

[QUOTE=TeddBear;3107283]Ok fellas after my horrible date with Lexy on Friday. I decided to Toftt today. Fate has it her name is Alexis. But they are entirely different. For you guys that hate fake pics this is another case of fake pics but girl behind door is smokin hott. But I was disappointed that she didn't have big cans like the pic but she is a stunning petite spinner in the past I didn't like spinners but I'm getting a taste for them. Although I prefer a thinker chic with D- cups. I have been seeing spinners with A-cups and have pretty decent dates she a very pretty brunette with a outstanding ass flat stomach zero baby damage. But if your a tit man she has none. She has a great personality also talks to you makes you fell at ease wants to know just what you want to do. Then she kind of body slides on you before she starts BBBJ but at first it was kind of a tease then I said I want eat the beautiful pussy of yours. And did I ever very nice bald smooth clean and fresh. I daty for a long time she enjoyed it as much as me. I love eating pussy nothing turns me on is to give a girl multiple orgasms. Then after that the BBBJ was much much better she was on a mission to get my dick hard so she could ride it. And that she did she rode the hell out of me till I busted a nut in her. So this Alexis was the best agency girl I've had besides Mary jo. So if you call the number on the link you will see this girl that I seen. At least that is what she told me. She says in the ad 150 hh 200 HR. But she told me on phone she doesn't do time it's 150 flat rate I was there about 45,min. Set me back $. 4. It was well worth it and I will repeat and reccomend.

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Any reports about Ivy at Cascade and 28th, 616 XXX 9156?

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Anyone seen this Brooke? Seems like a common name.

[QUOTE=TomTravis;3137767]Any reports about Ivy at Cascade and 28th, 616 XXX 9156?[/QUOTE]Dreamed with her earlier this week. Super cute, pics are accurate (save that her hair is shorter), good personality, easy to connect and communicate with. Fantastic oral skills. Thinking about repeating this weekend if she's available.

Multiple good reports down a little lower, my young padawan, including from yours truly.

Seek and ye shall find!

[QUOTE=TomTravis;3137767]Any reports about Ivy at Cascade and 28th, 616 XXX 9156?[/QUOTE]

Based on the chatter of late, was nervous to post a review. However, given that I am a visitor to your town with no bent to the politics or discussions that have been going on in your fair city, I did feel compelled to share my experience. First off, she is a lovely person. Intuitive, seductive, caring and sexy as heck. She made me feel like there was no one else that mattered. Treated me like a king from the moment I got there, like a lost lover just picking up from where we left off. It was not at all like many providers where it is just a mere transaction. Maybe to her it is role playing or maybe she just gets into it that much. I would like to think the latter is true as she really did not give any indication during our time together that it was anything but a connection. She is just a real person. Now if you treat her like a transaction, my guess is that you will get less of that GFE feeling. But if that is how you treat the people that you see, then don't go and see her as it is unfair to her. Like a great actress being cast in a bad film. Just a waste of talent. I thoroughly enjoyed my hour with her and would not hesitate to go back to her if our times / days match up. Please note, I am not piling on as I have nothing to gain here. Just a visitor passing through. Those who have seen her though, no exactly what I am talking about. Hence the reason for all the accolades. Be safe and treat her nice!

[QUOTE=ElvisLives;3138245]Based on the chatter of late, was nervous to post a review. However, given that I am a visitor to your town with no bent to the politics or discussions that have been going on in your fair city, I did feel compelled to share my experience. First off, she is a lovely person. Intuitive, seductive, caring and sexy as heck. She made me feel like there was no one else that mattered. Treated me like a king from the moment I got there, like a lost lover just picking up from where we left off. It was not at all like many providers where it is just a mere transaction. Maybe to her it is role playing or maybe she just gets into it that much. I would like to think the latter is true as she really did not give any indication during our time together that it was anything but a connection. She is just a real person. Now if you treat her like a transaction, my guess is that you will get less of that GFE feeling. But if that is how you treat the people that you see, then don't go and see her as it is unfair to her. Like a great actress being cast in a bad film. Just a waste of talent. I thoroughly enjoyed my hour with her and would not hesitate to go back to her if our times / days match up. Please note, I am not piling on as I have nothing to gain here. Just a visitor passing through. Those who have seen her though, no exactly what I am talking about. Hence the reason for all the accolades. Be safe and treat her nice![/QUOTE]That my friend is the Kandiland experience and there is no other like her it's not an act.

Fresh off another great visit. I've reviewed before but she's warranted a second. Sunny is like a fine wine who's gracefulness is beyond reproach. Simply put, she will make a connection with you. Certainly this is bias review but I have a hard time believing that she doesn't have a heart of gold. I'll stand on my initial resolve as not to fall for a provider but let me be clear it's ever demanding that I can't relinquish my steadfast rule. Sunny is everything you want in a GFE provider. Never worrisome about the money side of the business, best foot forward, caring, sexy not to mention a magnificent lip locker. She reads you with exciting results. Ironically in conversation she's only been doing this a few months as she proclaims. She thrives on direct affection and will return in abundant exhilaration. She respects cleanliness and personal upkeep. Like a pair of well fit jean's or a custom made suit, Sunny is a go to girl for me. Donations are as published and well worth 2 x her open rates. Outstanding and safe in-call, no bothersome surroundings. On a side note she only advertise when she is available, hence the absence of a link.

Look for "short and spunky MILF" when she does.

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Stay away from this one unless you want to be ripped off. She is great most of the time and my first dream with her was awesome. This next dream she ripped me off and has disappeared. My fault for not being more cautious. Don't let her fool you, she is a thief. She can also be found strolling the D and the L.

A Head To Head Comparison.

V3. 0 (10/16 – 11/06).

Summary of changes since last publication.

• Added Your Sexist Blond – 28 to the ranking.

• Update Northern Girl's pending further consideration status.

• Removed Howard City Jenna from further consideration.

• Removed Starlet from further consideration.

• Add Tessa to pending further consideration. A tip O' the hat to ChipCharger for the recommendation.

Foreword.

Probably like many of you, I have been in searching for a quality, reliable, sustainable GFE with a provider that I can trust and connect with for recreational fun. I have been searching for several years now. Close a couple of times, but no cigar. I haven't found it, yet.

In the absence of finding my ATF GFE provider (not a single one), I went in search of outstanding dreams of great head. Nothing like this review seemed to exist. Nor could I find an index of provider reviews (ie Provider A had 17 reviews, 12/7. Provider B had 11 reviews, 10/1 etc.). One has to do one's homework. The process of finding a handful of compatible providers that you click with is time consuming, ofttimes frustrating, and rather expensive (emphasis on the latter). For me the expense to yield ratio was very poor, even with me monitoring this forum rather closely. What to do? My homework, right?

This listing is stack ranking of the providers as experienced by yours truly. The dreams that these rankings are based on are as recent as last week to early Feb. Of this year. The ranking is on their oral artistry, talent, and enthusiasm. That's it.

My Criteria.

A decent series of BBBJs (two or more) that ranked 7 out of 10 or better for me. Included in my consideration were the provider's expertise in: knowing her way around wood and the boys, TRUE balls deep, deep throat capability (I'm a bit larger than average), CIM, CIT, swallow, ability to throat f—k (Alex Sanders style), arousal skills (and demonstrated knowledge of their importance), same for edging, c--k milking, and overall c—k and cum worship including face painting. I don't want much, do I?

Appointments. This should go without saying. If an appointment has been made, and subsequently confirmed beforehand, both parties ought to respect the other enough to extend the courtesy of a notification in the event that they cannot honor or will not keep the appointment.

Results.

Kandi. An 86/100. For me (YMMV), thus far she is the overall best, IMO. Knows how to arouse, to tease, seems to have genuine hunger and enthusiasm. Knows how to edge. She isn't able to get the last inch of me down, but her hungry ball sucking, and staying on it for every last drop and enthusiastically swallowing the load make up for it. Decent milking skills. No throat f—king, worship, or painting. Her head talent is very individually attentive and personal. Her sweet spot is all around, attentive, astounding head – therapeutic even!

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Zoey 85/100, a very close second. She can do bigger meat and is proud of it! No gag reflex. NONE gentlemen. NONE. Period. The enthusiasm isn't there. Is more or less impersonal. But, she can swallow a sword, with gusto. And it shows! For a little extra $ she swallowed the loads too (although it took several sessions to earn the trust for that). No interest in learning the art of arousal or its importance. No edging, milking, throat f—king, worship, or painting.

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Kat 84/100. She likewise can do bigger wood and is genuinely proud of that. She is a watermouth, which can be a bit gross if you are not otherwise acclimated to it. Gobs of saliva everywhere. Swallows it whole, load and all. No throat f—king, but close and is receptive to it. Not particularly aware of arousal techniques, same for edging, c--k milking, and overall c—k and cum worship including face painting. The ambiance of her incall detracts from the overall experience. But her natural enthusiasm and ability to lick my boys when all the way down more than make up for it.

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Princess 85/100. A Muskegon-based ebony provider that seemed to be a short lived flash-in-the-pan back in July. Gawd Almighty could she suck. She couldn't throat, but she did everything else with a zeal that belied her "I'm going to f—k the s—t out of you" enthusiasm. A couple of things to note. This is the only provider who knew how to hold / handle a cock, firmly, like a hammer, baseball bat, or a wrench. And face painting? Ohh dammmm. Ever had one get you there with her mouth, then pull off of it, and milk you vigorously as you sprayed her smiling face and open mouth AND then scrape your cum off her forehead, cheeks, and chin with her fingers, sucking her fingers dry of your jizz, looking up at you with her big brown smiling eyes? Yeah. Oh yeah. Anybody know what happened to her? Her ad pictures were tagged "Princess".

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Cherish 84/100. Looks and age-wise she is a lot like Kandi. She is based out of Lansing. This lady's sweet spot is slow, devoted total balls deep, nose on my nards, deepthroat, cum, and swallow while being 69 ed. Like 10 – 15 minutes long slow. She does have a gag reflex but manages it by going slow. A pretty neat experience. Seems to totally get the art of male arousal and its importance. But, I was not able to coax her into edging me, milking, throat f—king, worship, or painting.

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* 83/100. I honestly have difficulty ranking her. By a couple of my criteria she is actually 91/100 here. Why? Throat f—king. She enthusiastically took a vigorous throat pounding Alex Sanders style, head over the side of the bead, had me cum while I was fully seated (and she was squirming trying to catch a gulp of air), came up, wiped her eyes and said (and I quote, "that hurt, let's do it again" Insanely wicked. I'm not sure she is comfortable with the publicity and the notoriety this may engender. Hence I did not include her name. PM me if interested. Keep in mind that her overall reviews by others members aren't that positive as this would otherwise suggest.

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Your Sexist Blonde – 28.79/100. I am favorably impressed with this SP. She has been favorably reviewed elsewhere in this forum. Nice personality, easy on the eye, nice big smile, attentive, VERY accommodating, can't quite throat me but is valiantly trying to learn how to suppress her gag reflex. Based on the glint in her eye, my intuition says that she possesses the mettle and audacity to master the Art Of Throat on a somewhat / slightly larger than average cock. Yes, gents, she swallows too. There is nothing like a big smile on a pretty face after she's swallowed your load. A tip O' the hat to Akenthon for helping facilitate the introduction. Based just on her willingness to accommodate and her apparent desire to please, I anticipate this score to climb. Oh, one other thing. She is likewise Greek friendly. She might just wind up on the Feeling Cheeky ranking as well.

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Cassidy 78/100 This one really likes being in control. She was modestly well reviewed earlier this year. She knows how to edge and milk. CIM but no true throat or swallow. It took a couple of visits, but I when I finally got her trademark she's in control edging, I walked funny the rest of the day. Where has she gotten to? I cannot find an ad or even a recent post.

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Kamilia. 71/100. This one barely made the cut to be listed herein. Decent BBBJ, CIM, and swallow. Multiple pops. Very relaxed young woman. Chill comes to mind. Cannot deepthroat.

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Valerie 70/100. Ionia Val. Likewise a very decent BBBJ, CIM, and swallow. Very comfortable with making a hhr dream all about her mouth and throat and my c—k. Genuinely enjoyed the thrill of getting me to nut. Goes "aaahhhhh" after she downed the load. A little rough around the edges. Seems to have likewise disappeared.

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Ava Honorable mention. Will do a BBBJ, but not much enthusiasm for the deed, and nothing else. This lady has SOOOO much potential though. I include her herein because she is tied for the nicest, most pleasant, all around easy to relate to, provider GR has. Ava, if you are reading this, please consider CIM and swallow? Please? There are so many of us that would just luv that! Please?

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To Be Reviewed (recommendations under consideration).

Northern Girl. She is reported to have retired. However, I have seen her post subsequently. Hmmm. Although I normally do not bother trying to revisit a no call / no show SP, the strength of the recommendations from other members have caused me to stay my hand here. Stayed tuned. Ad link  [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/Fema...-only/26892509.[/URL].

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First thanks to all the fellow hobbist who responded to my questions.

Has a dream w / contessa.

If your looking for outcall may take a while but was everything a man would ask for in a MILF.

I will see her again if I can get back to Grand Rapids.

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Stay away from this one unless you want to be ripped off. She is great most of the time and my first dream with her was awesome. This next dream she ripped me off and has disappeared. My fault for not being more cautious. Don't let her fool you, she is a thief. She can also be found strolling the D and the L.[/QUOTE]She came back and made good. Definitely great service but still not happy wit what happened. Very skittish young lady but very good at what she does.