Massage Parlor Reports

My barber was telling me how disappointed he was. Since he couldn't get Kay or Lexi to respond over the past couple days, he took a tour. Now he knows the person who greets you is not always the one that provides service but many times it is; and first impressions are very disappointing. Stopped at many and was not enticed enough to stay. Here is what he told me:

- A Asian (by Paige Field) - old, unattractive, and overweight (OUO).

- ? (Colonial and side just before River bridge) - OUO.

- ? (across from Olive Garden) - doesn't seem to be open.

- Hong Kong (just south of Gladilous on 41) - OUO.

- ? (further south on 41 by fireworks) - wasnt open yet but saw it was later; didn't have time to stop.

- YoYo (further south on 41) - OUO.

- Asian Massage (across from YoYo) - ok but by this time he didn't have enough time to stay. Elite (further down 41) - OUO.

- ? (further down 41 by FK Your Diet) - OUO.

- Green Leaf (north side of Boy Scout) - doesn't seem to be open.

- AAA Asian (south side of Boy Scout) - as he was pulling in, saw a shapely person walking out and got into a car. Parked and waited a couple min; she got out and went back in. As he was closer, he could see she was ok but was wearing skin tight full length leggings. Did not seem inviting so he left.

Very disappointing to hear!

Stopped by biz by the fireworks place on 41 in Ft myers saw old standby Amber. Good massage good chess match afterward but had to give her under bens number and his 2 Jackson cousins to play. A little mouthy then the fun started. Will go back.

Later tried the shop before the bridge on Colonial. Heavy short girl, ok massage and playing cards she drew a Ben and a Jackson. Not worth the effort.

Even later went to Hong Kong and saw and old friend Angel. Great massage and good chess player. Had to take my uncle Ben and cousin Jackson. She didn't even use the mouth at all. Not sure I'll return. Got the job done but ehhh.

Dog out.

Went back to see Lina and what a nice girl she is. If you have any worries about this COVID thing, this is the place to go. This is the cleanest place that I have ever been to in Fort Myers. Finally saw her without the mask and she is very pretty. The service was great, will keep the details UTR, however most will be pleased. Standard house fee for this area. Near Walgreens on McGregor.

I called and was glad to hear that my favorite place is open. Lisa always treats me right. However, everything is now done with mask and gloves on, and that really takes away from the experience. It's good that everyone is trying to stay healthy but I think I might try someplace different next time until things get back to normal.

Really, really wanted to make it work with this provider. I saw the previous drama from her and how she was treating potential clients, but I ignored it and tried to think with the little head. I tried booking with her, leaving "a name", number, email, and age. I reserved a spot a day ahead, and messaged her three times about the location or if the time was okay. No response. I try again weeks later, which brings us to today, where she ignores my scheduled appointment for the second and third time. I finally call to see what the big deal is, and it turns out, I'm already blocked. I reached out to her Twitter, where I politely as possible try to ask what was going on and try to diffuse the situation, because I still want that nuru massage real badly haha. She explained she blocked me because of my age, which I guess I get, because I gave an age between 21 and 25, but I would have at least been told that before trying for weeks to connect with the broad. So, my response, is that I offer her even more donation, to at least make up for the fact I would be a younger visitor. Three and a half Benji's are offered (instead of only 2), and she flips out, goes into Karen mode, and blocks me. It sucks because I bet that body rub would have been sweet, but her sourness can drive anyone away. Save your money, and Invest in someone who will treat you with respect. Or invest in dip of the stock market haha.

TL; DR: Provider's customer service skills and communication are so bad it seems like mission impossible just to book a session with the witch. Too much drama and estrogen for many.

[URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/bts/d/fort-myers-good-vibrations/7152947257.html[/URL]

Responded to her first post which was like reading a verse on Tao, chi and it included massage. I told her I was interested in sensual massage and got a quick reply with contact number. Two subsequent posts with full face and body, which really caught my attention. Said her name is Kay at 239 244-4. Googled the number and came up with nothing in the adult ad world.

Anyone know this one?

OR CH.

[QUOTE=Orch13;4861597][URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/bts/d/fort-myers-good-vibrations/7152947257.html[/URL]

Responded to her first post which was like reading a verse on Tao, chi and it included massage. I told her I was interested in sensual massage and got a quick reply with contact number. Two subsequent posts with full face and body, which really caught my attention. Said her name is Kay at 239 244-4. Googled the number and came up with nothing in the adult ad world.

Anyone know this one?

OR CH.[/QUOTE]Let me know how it goes, I could be interested in that too.

[QUOTE=Orch13;4861597][URL]https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/bts/d/fort-myers-good-vibrations/7152947257.html[/URL]

Responded to her first post which was like reading a verse on Tao, chi and it included massage. I told her I was interested in sensual massage and got a quick reply with contact number. Two subsequent posts with full face and body, which really caught my attention. Said her name is Kay at 239 244-4. Googled the number and came up with nothing in the adult ad world.

Anyone know this one?

OR CH.[/QUOTE]I had an almost identical experience. I saw her original ad and responded via email. A few hours later I received an email reply with her name and phone number. I tried calling, but no luck getting through. I then tried texting and emailing. Again had no luck. Finally last night I got a text reply saying she apologized, but had been busy all day. I then called and left another message saying I would try to set up something for next week. It definitely has caught my interest. If I can ever get her to answer her phone, I'll set something up for next week and report my findings.

[QUOTE=FisherKing;4862489]I had an almost identical experience. I saw her original ad and responded via email. A few hours later I received an email reply with her name and phone number. I tried calling, but no luck getting through. I then tried texting and emailing. Again had no luck. Finally last night I got a text reply saying she apologized, but had been busy all day. I then called and left another message saying I would try to set up something for next week. It definitely has caught my interest. If I can ever get her to answer her phone, I'll set something up for next week and report my findings.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't get hope up, these energy workers if legit are really into it but the whole sexual part isn't really their thing. Their table is sacred. She could be fake but she looks the type who is legit.

So my friend Thick opened the door and told us in a review as his vehicle was being serviced at Firestone, he got serviced across the street next to Eyeglass world. So I called and made an appointment with Lucy. She was glad to see me, walked me to the table shower and proceeded to thoroughly give me a soapy cleansing back and front. I asked her to make sure a certain area was really clean and she giggled and did as requested. Massage was good with medium pressure, good pre flip tease to be greeted with the girls out and encouraged to kiss them gently and off to a solid HJ. Standard 70/40 and will return. Thanks Mr Thick.

[QUOTE=Ccup2;4862553]I wouldn't get hope up, these energy workers if legit are really into it but the whole sexual part isn't really their thing. Their table is sacred. She could be fake but she looks the type who is legit.[/QUOTE]Going to pursue this one only because of my past hobby history before retiring here to the Gulf. Both Boston ladies, Rezakkah and Nativa were holistic practitioners who talked about chi and chakras, but the key was their expertise in lingam massage (google that. LOL) Prolonged is the best word to use as they practiced it. Was sort of a ceremony for both. Here is the kick, one captured the HE "essence" as it was her sacred milk to rub into her breasts. The other had a similar practice but she called it life's energy and used to put it in medicine bottles to add to her morning protein shakes. I always used to laugh as I thought it was COB and CIM by proxy. LOL. Both were only a Franklin and some of the best massages I ever got. Hoping this one here In Fort Myers might be of the same Tao / chi school.

[QUOTE=Orch13;4862844]Going to pursue this one only because of my past hobby history before retiring here to the Gulf. Both Boston ladies, Rezakkah and Nativa were holistic practitioners who talked about chi and chakras, but the key was their expertise in lingam massage (google that. LOL) Prolonged is the best word to use as they practiced it. Was sort of a ceremony for both. Here is the kick, one captured the HE "essence" as it was her sacred milk to rub into her breasts. The other had a similar practice but she called it life's energy and used to put it in medicine bottles to add to her morning protein shakes. I always used to laugh as I thought it was COB and CIM by proxy. LOL. Both were only a Franklin and some of the best massages I ever got. Hoping this one here In Fort Myers might be of the same Tao / chi school.[/QUOTE]Be prepared to double that $ fee she posted. Best of luck.

[QUOTE=Orch13;4862557]So my friend Thick opened the door and told us in a review as his vehicle was being serviced at Firestone, he got serviced across the street next to Eyeglass world. So I called and made an appointment with Lucy. She was glad to see me, walked me to the table shower and proceeded to thoroughly give me a soapy cleansing back and front. I asked her to make sure a certain area was really clean and she giggled and did as requested. Massage was good with medium pressure, good pre flip tease to be greeted with the girls out and encouraged to kiss them gently and off to a solid HJ. Standard 70/40 and will return. Thanks Mr Thick.[/QUOTE]I have to say all in all, one of the nicest set of tits on an Oriental girl ihave seen and sucked on and played with in a long time, Lucy I'm cumming and also coming back. Good show for 70/30 .

And then blasted me for telling her that she shouldn't disrespect her clients. I don't respect her and my time is just as important as hers. She proceeded to go on a huge rant and say she is blocking me. Don't waste your time.

[QUOTE=BoomBoom13;4864422]And then blasted me for telling her that she shouldn't disrespect her clients. I don't respect her and my time is just as important as hers. She proceeded to go on a huge rant and say she is blocking me. Don't waste your time.[/QUOTE]I have to let everyone know she is on this site. I tried last week to meet her, going against my rant about no more on here, I responded to comments about old friends. Well she screen pictured me my comments and stated something about the kind of guys on here. I would avoid or if contacting her make sure nothing like you name on here.

[QUOTE=BoomBoom13;4864422]And then blasted me for telling her that she shouldn't disrespect her clients. I don't respect her and my time is just as important as hers. She proceeded to go on a huge rant and say she is blocking me. Don't waste your time.[/QUOTE]Which Jen are you referring to?

[QUOTE=GatorBait1;4864734]Which Jen are you referring to?[/QUOTE]Read my post # 3450 On Fort myers / escort reports. She's a psycho.

[QUOTE=Ccup2;4862553]I wouldn't get hope up, these energy workers if legit are really into it but the whole sexual part isn't really their thing. Their table is sacred. She could be fake but she looks the type who is legit.[/QUOTE]I was finally able to talk to Kay on the phone yesterday in hopes of setting up an appointment. That appointment isn't going to happen. I told her I saw her ad on CL and asked her how much for a massage. She said 100 coins for a standard massage, and then there were upgrades available. I started to ask about upgrades and she quickly cut me off and said she would discuss that in person, but not over the phone. I then said that I'm interested in upgrades, but need to have some kind of idea as to how many coins I'm going to need. She then said that she normally suggests that her customers should hit the ATM and get between 300 and 500 coins. I told her that was way above my budget and that I wasn't looking for the VIP package. I just wanted a massage and some stress relief. She then got kind of pissy and cut off the phone call. So I'll be taking a pass on this one. If anyone else decides to see her and is able to get by for less than 300, I'd like to know about it. She has the kind of looks I like, but not at that price.

[QUOTE=BoomBoom13;4864422]And then blasted me for telling her that she shouldn't disrespect her clients. I don't respect her and my time is just as important as hers. She proceeded to go on a huge rant and say she is blocking me. Don't waste your time.[/QUOTE]And after my comment on her, see my post 3097 below in this thread, here is her PM to me.

Quote,

Lmao.

The only psycho here is the individual who lives on a public message board to discuss his prostitution habits.

Unquote.

She's a real damn ass and a psycho and probably sitting on her hands the whole day, who in the world would like to see her with this attitude? Its a shame because she looks kind a cute in her pics.

[QUOTE=FisherKing;4864843]I was finally able to talk to Kay on the phone yesterday in hopes of setting up an appointment. That appointment isn't going to happen. I told her I saw her ad on CL and asked her how much for a massage. She said 100 coins for a standard massage, and then there were upgrades available. I started to ask about upgrades and she quickly cut me off and said she would discuss that in person, but not over the phone. I then said that I'm interested in upgrades, but need to have some kind of idea as to how many coins I'm going to need. She then said that she normally suggests that her customers should hit the ATM and get between 300 and 500 coins. I told her that was way above my budget and that I wasn't looking for the VIP package. I just wanted a massage and some stress relief. She then got kind of pissy and cut off the phone call. So I'll be taking a pass on this one. If anyone else decides to see her and is able to get by for less than 300, I'd like to know about it. She has the kind of looks I like, but not at that price.[/QUOTE]Looks like I will take that one off the TOFTT list. Too good to be true. At least not the affordable list.

Are all the local AMPs wearing mask?

Thinking about trying Creech as it comes highly recommend, Although it seems at a cost. Anyone have any other suggestions?

I've been to most of the ones in the South Fort Myers / Estero area, eh.

[QUOTE=RedyFourFun;4881118]Are all the local AMPs wearing mask?

Thinking about trying Creech as it comes highly recommend, Although it seems at a cost. Anyone have any other suggestions?

I've been to most of the ones in the South Fort Myers / Estero area, eh.[/QUOTE]It's part of the "Phase 2" reopening guidelines from the governor for all massage / spa personal care service locations, so if they're concerned with looking legit they will all be wearing masks but it doesn't mean some of them wouldn't be afraid to take it off if $ is on the table.

Creech is always good but not for massage, Asian Angels has someone named Sophia too I've had fun with lately, very sexual.

First visit to Creech, requested Ruby got other girl who said that she is Ruby. Half ass massage and rush job. After she collected donation every thing was rushed, smelly pussy.

K&C.

Sandy: Very good massage and HJ. Walked on back was great. Got the whole hour and great attitude. Will repeat.

Angels:

Sophia: ok massage, good attitude before upsell. . 70 + 1. 50.

Rush, don't touch breast, no BJ, cow girl and doggie. Smell was horrible from behind and too much lube.

Was driving up US 41 this week and noticed that another spa was gone. Was on the east side of 41 about 1/2 mile south of Bonita Beach Road. Had not noticed this before. Had visited a very long time ago, but not recently and just noticed it.

[QUOTE=Barcawala;4883326]First visit to Creech, requested Ruby got other girl who said that she is Ruby. Half ass massage and rush job. After she collected donation every thing was rushed, smelly pussy.

K&C.

Sandy: Very good massage and HJ. Walked on back was great. Got the whole hour and great attitude. Will repeat.

Angels:

Sophia: ok massage, good attitude before upsell. . 70 + 1. 50.

Rush, don't touch breast, no BJ, cow girl and doggie. Smell was horrible from behind and too much lube.[/QUOTE]Man, I've been itching to visit an AMP as it's been as minute, but after visiting some in Orlando a while back they all seem a little lackluster. Sometimes you get lucky and get a good attitude and sometimes not and a rush job. I wish it wasn't so much of a roll of the dice around here.

[QUOTE=RedyFourFun;4884886]Man, I've been itching to visit an AMP as it's been as minute, but after visiting some in Orlando a while back they all seem a little lackluster. Sometimes you get lucky and get a good attitude and sometimes not and a rush job. I wish it wasn't so much of a roll of the dice around here.[/QUOTE]Not going to find any AMPs here that compare to Orlando Massage Connection, NDS, KMS, you massage, King, BO they are little porn studios and everything goes.

Yes, they were closed before the start of the year, IIRC. Never tried them, although they were working their way up the short list!

[QUOTE=Member#4063;4883915]Was driving up US 41 this week and noticed that another spa was gone. Was on the east side of 41 about 1/2 mile south of Bonita Beach Road. Had not noticed this before. Had visited a very long time ago, but not recently and just noticed it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MasajoViro;4895099]Yes, they were closed before the start of the year, IIRC. Never tried them, although they were working their way up the short list![/QUOTE]Is this the one that was on the east side close to West Marine?. Went there last year or the year before. Good massage but that's it.

[QUOTE=RayLatoole;4895958]Is this the one that was on the east side close to West Marine?. Went there last year or the year before. Good massage but that's it.[/QUOTE]Yes this is that one. Went a number of years ago when I lived much closer. Now too far. Sticking to Naples ones now.

Hit this place today. Was met by a late 20's, hardbody vixen. Great massage with lots of teasing. On the flip she asked what I wanted with hand gestures and I opted for the BJ. To my surprise she went right at it with no overcoat, which was fantastic. Blew in her mouth and she stroked me while licking my head for a couple of minutes while my swimmers dripped down my shaft. Great experience and I'll be going back tomorrow.

I was in need of a massage and some stress relief. Stopped in the other evening in south Fort Myers and was greeted by a decent looking probably 40 why / o with a tight dress on. I paid .70 for the house for an hour and got a mediocre massage. On the flip I dreamed that there was a good HJ (.40) while pulling out the girls. She had some nice funbags with long nipples. She then proceeded to massage for 5 more minutes and then said I was all finished. I told her I still had time left as it had only been 42 minutes and paid for the hour. She told me the clock was wrong in there (she's a dumbass as it's irrelevant if the the clock is accurate in there or not as I checked what time I laid on the table when I got into the room) and went to see what time she wrote down when I arrived. After some discussion she half asses massaged for 10 more minutes and I was out. I probably won't repeat. Is it too much to ask for a good massage by a solid looking attendant with options?

[QUOTE=Thor1313;4896797]Hit this place today. Was met by a late 20's, hardbody vixen. Great massage with lots of teasing. On the flip she asked what I wanted with hand gestures and I opted for the BJ. To my surprise she went right at it with no overcoat, which was fantastic. Blew in her mouth and she stroked me while licking my head for a couple of minutes while my swimmers dripped down my shaft. Great experience and I'll be going back tomorrow.[/QUOTE]What was the damage for a BBBJ.

Anyone have information on west side Publix shopping center on 41 San Carlos being open and experience there?

[QUOTE=Thor1313;4896797]Hit this place today. Was met by a late 20's, hardbody vixen. Great massage with lots of teasing. On the flip she asked what I wanted with hand gestures and I opted for the BJ. To my surprise she went right at it with no overcoat, which was fantastic. Blew in her mouth and she stroked me while licking my head for a couple of minutes while my swimmers dripped down my shaft. Great experience and I'll be going back tomorrow.[/QUOTE]I'm trying to figure out 'sunbelt'. Another hint, please?

[QUOTE=Source;4898462]I'm trying to figure out 'sunbelt'. Another hint, please?[/QUOTE]Search on here and Google.

The Orlando massage thread has some interesting reading. Uncle must need something to do.

You need to go back a few pages to start as the first post on the subject was on the 26th.

Been twice totally legit for me both times. Excellent massage regardless. Did see a lady that I had been with at another spa and she was never restricted in great tease and finish. Anybody ever get special treatment there? Goodlette Frank Road, east side.

Stopped at Jade Spa on Del Prado, has been there before and was driving by, called phone from parking lot, girl said not busy come now, went in, temp check and handed me a mask, opted 1/2 hr, drew small late 20's nice body wearing mask," you take off, lay down". The massage sucked but she went right to business on the fellas, and bang "you turn over" , motioned the menu hand signals opted for happy, insane finish, not mechanical, insane technique. From the menu hand motions everything is on the menu there. Standard 1/2 hr fee and a Grant for tip.

[QUOTE=Thor1313;4898709]Search on here and Google.[/QUOTE]There is no one there that fits her description, stopped by there on my way to West Palm and got the worst service ever. Big ***** with a tat on her right shoulder with a kung foo grip HJ.

Took a trip to old 41 and US41 next to subway. Pleasantly surprised at the service. Great massage ending with a magnificent CBJ. I will return. Went in and met with Juju, late 20's phenomenal D natural. Does the clenching thing that had me erupting!