You're lucky she was just joking
[QUOTE=LABaby213;3908808]So I'm cruising the strip Friday afternoon and was in the mood of chocolate. By the 60's I see this fine chocolate with a blonde hair (could be a weave) . My first mistake was picking her up after noticing that she seemed "odd" but that ass doe. Quoted me. 4 for CBJ. It was a great one don't get me wrong, got to motorboat her nice pair (maybe DD's?) but here is the issue. She "jokingly" got the iPod I use to play music in my car and said " give me a tip or I'ma run away with it" .
In my head, I was thinking of running her over but I'm way too good looking to have a dead h00 k3 r in my trunk and get sent to prison so I gave her an extra. 1.
Fortunately she was content with the tip. She then gave me a lecture how I was lucky "I didn't get robbed or tased because girls out here be wild" . Whatever. Might be taking a break off the strip, could have been worse (waaaay worse) but it was a pretty nerve-racking experience.
Buyers beware.[/QUOTE]What do you expect, its the hood, if they're desperate enough to sale ass they won't care about drama. I've been robbed before with a taser with a crazy incoherent SW for. 4 between Gage and Florence, we were still negotiating in my car and I disagree her price so I said I will drop her off and she got crazy saying I was wasting her time and pull out her taser. I learned sticking with the SW on hottie gallery bcuz they're more sane.
Hottie gallery is too hot
[QUOTE=Tipisil;3920528]Drove around Sunday morning. The hottie gallery was a virtual desert. No one to be seen except a few patrols on the side. Either they pulled someone over or they were waiting to catch someone. In either case, I was not going to stick around to find out. Hitailed it out of there and went south and boy was it the jackpot.
Once you passed south of Manchester there were around a total of 20 SW's. One or two fatties, and a bunch of either really athletic looking ones or spinner types that made me want to go back over and over. I have given up on picking up SW's, just not worth the hassle of them or getting caught. However, the spinners were just so irresistible that I couldn't help but at least pick up their numbers and snatch a few pictures.
Those that stood out were 2 spinners, tall and slim. They had a very positive attitude about giving their number. One slim BSW who was wearing a thong sling and looked amazing. The third was a BSW with a few pounds on her but that I thought was naked from the waist down. Took a video of her walking and pictures. There was also one WSW that was mentioned here before but she was fully clothed.
Ill upload and post the pictures soon. Ill share the numbers if anyone is interested.
I would do a few but have been on a MP binge lately, plus I get to see my slim whisper girl (who recently married and was sucking m knob up until three days before her wedding.[/QUOTE]The last few gals I have fucked were south of Manchester. The hottie gallery has outlived its unsefulness for me. Too compact, streets are too narrow, place if not lit up well. LEO is all over it.
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Some pics of 59th and below
I don't pick up SWs to risky but here's some pics for those who do.
And you didn't get pictures?
Son, I am disappoint!
[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;3954113]Wow. Just. Wow.
I checked out Fig around 4 am and it was okay.
Down in the low end (south of Manchester) I finally saw her.
Yep.
I saw the WSW midget that other people have talked about.
I didn't bang her but I'm going to.
She was wearing a bright red body suit that showed her bubble ass.
I'd guess she barely 3 ft tall.
When I asked her rates she said $200. I said for how much time? She said an hour.
I then asked how much for 30 min and she said $100.
I will be happy to pay $100 to bang my first midget.
Once I do I will let you guys know it was.[/QUOTE]
Jessica the short unicorn on fig. 9/21/18
[QUOTE=ChrisPoontang;3954113]Wow. Just. Wow.
I checked out Fig around 4 am and it was okay.
Down in the low end (south of Manchester) I finally saw her.
Yep.
I saw the WSW midget that other people have talked about.
I didn't bang her but I'm going to.
She was wearing a bright red body suit that showed her bubble ass.
I'd guess she barely 3 ft tall.
When I asked her rates she said $200. I said for how much time? She said an hour.
I then asked how much for 30 min and she said $100.
I will be happy to pay $100 to bang my first midget.
Once I do I will let you guys know it was.[/QUOTE]Long time Lurker first time poster non-native speaker, please be kind with your comments. I cruise Figueroa around 5:30 AM and I wasn't planning to date anyone but when I got into the 80's lower 90's I saw Jessica the midget WSW, So I went around the block and I tried to get her telephone number, but she said that I needed to Date her first and since a midget is been on my bucket list for a while, I decided to get some money and come back for her, but when I came back she was not there anymore.
I decided to give her a couple more minutes to come back. I drove south on Figueroa until I got to Century and then I came back. On my way back I saw her crossing the street at 88th pl. I make a right and 88th and park waiting for her To approach to my car. She got into my car without asking anything and then we start talking about the prices. She asked $200 for everything but I told her I only have 40 for BJ then She offer me 30 minutes of everything for $100 but I told her I didn't have much time and all I have was $60. At that moment, I thought she was going to get out of my car, but she didn't and we went to the gas station at the corner of fig and Manchester to get the rubber.
Once we park on Grand, I gave her the $60 thinking it would cover for full service. She put the rubber on and started with the BJ for about 5 minutes, nothing to write home about, then she wanted $20 more to jump on top of me. I usually don't fall for it because I have a coupe car and I'm a big guy, so it's difficult for me to have full service with a girl, but she was my first midget and my small head made the call, so I gave her $20 more. She took her leggings off and jump on top of me. She started bouncing that bubble butt up and down nicely, but I need a fastest pace, so I grabbed her butt and fucked her as fastest as I could. Needless to say that I didn't last long at that pace, plus the excitement of having a midget was the cherry on top.
Over all it was a good experience. She had a nice attitude and good service. $80 total damage. She's from Portugal living in San Francisco. I got digits. Something funny was looking at her putting back on her legging standing up on passenger seat. Thanks.
Trying to get in touch again
She's a BSW, goes by the name Jessi, phone number was 323-820-8508. Any info would be great. Thanks!