EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=Walker333;5629166]BTW, has anyone visited Maria's lately? A few times I've been driving by around 7 pm and the shop looked like an unoccupied space, dark, with no cars parked in front of it.[/QUOTE]Last word was that Monika (not to be confused with EvSpa M) is there and good. Used to work Tatiana's under a different name. I went for a 1/2 hr check and left happy. Have not had time to return. But yes if there are no appointments booked then nobody sits around waiting. Call for appointment.

Any intel on Marta / Basya that worked in the basement on Shermer in NB?

So I reached out to Roxanna ([URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/240795[/URL]) as she appeared to be at same location as Meghan ([URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/183036[/URL]) and actually indicates that In her ad.

Meghan BTW is worth a visit. Pics are real, massage is actually good, some roaming and nice L1. Haven't been back to explore any further as location is challenging for me, but certainly would go back.

In any event after contacting Roxanna and confirming a visit I get a text from another number indicating it is her and directing me to "their other location" a little nw of Wrigley. I had never been to that location so was a little leery of the number and address change but headed over. On the way I get another text asking if I wanted 4 hand for $2/ half hr which was special vs. Usual $2.5. I said I was fine with 2 hand and waited about 10 min upon arrival to get door code and head up to apt.

Opening the door was Roxanna who was very attractive IMO if just a touch less toned than pics in add. Also standing there as I entered was Selena who was equally attractive and a little tighter. They pressed the 4 hand again which I agreed to.

Laid face down and they began a lackluster massage with a little body to body contact but mostly gentle rubbing on back and legs, but not much teasing. Roxanna kept her teddy on and Selena kept her panties on, and after what felt like less than 10 minutes the flip was suggested. L1 with otp roaming and some breast play. Technique was good but nothing special and it seemed like Selena was the one designated for that as Roxanna didn't participate all that much.

Felt a little rushed too and frankly overall they just seemed to want to get it over with.

Probably wouldn't see a reason to repeat, but if you want to scratch an itch with two attractive ladies together for a relatively reasonable duo experience they are very nice ladies.

[QUOTE=MrmVanHouten;5633108]So I reached out to Roxanna ([URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/240795[/URL]) as she appeared to be at same location as Meghan ([URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/183036[/URL]) and actually indicates that In her ad.

Meghan BTW is worth a visit. Pics are real, massage is actually good, some roaming and nice L1. Haven't been back to explore any further as location is challenging for me, but certainly would go back.

In any event after contacting Roxanna and confirming a visit I get a text from another number indicating it is her and directing me to "their other location" a little nw of Wrigley. I had never been to that location so was a little leery of the number and address change but headed over. On the way I get another text asking if I wanted 4 hand for $2/ half hr which was special vs. Usual $2.5. I said I was fine with 2 hand and waited about 10 min upon arrival to get door code and head up to apt.

Opening the door was Roxanna who was very attractive IMO if just a touch less toned than pics in add. Also standing there as I entered was Selena who was equally attractive and a little tighter. They pressed the 4 hand again which I agreed to.

Laid face down and they began a lackluster massage with a little body to body contact but mostly gentle rubbing on back and legs, but not much teasing. Roxanna kept her teddy on and Selena kept her panties on, and after what felt like less than 10 minutes the flip was suggested. L1 with otp roaming and some breast play. Technique was good but nothing special and it seemed like Selena was the one designated for that as Roxanna didn't participate all that much..[/QUOTE]Don't really know how to sugar coat this, but from the pictures, Meghan looks rather. Masculine. If you catch my drift. Did you get a sense either way?

[QUOTE=HeadsOfState;5635633]Don't really know how to sugar coat this, but from the pictures, Meghan looks rather. Masculine. If you catch my drift. Did you get a sense either way?[/QUOTE]I've been to see Meghan several times, she is definitely a girl. She doesn't have fake breasts, so she is pretty small chested by most standards. There are some new reviews of her on some other forums here, but suffice to say, she is one of the hottest girls I have ever visited, as long as you don't need a big chest.

[QUOTE=HeadsOfState;5635633]Don't really know how to sugar coat this, but from the pictures, Meghan looks rather. Masculine. If you catch my drift. Did you get a sense either way?[/QUOTE]Just from memory I would say she looks more like a Blake lively. Pic two isn't the best face photo but four and five are hot. Check out Eros. Also a lot of bad pics. A lot of girls there fall into your drift and it doesn't help they take standard tranny photos awkwardly covering or not showing their crotch.

I was at 7 H recently and had a great time. Seniors, PM me for details -- I have communicated with some of you before for info and I would not mind sharing with you gents. For the rest, I was there for 1 H and fun times were had and the masseuse had her fund too. .

S2.

[QUOTE=PatientX1;5636402]I've been to see Meghan several times, she is definitely a girl. She doesn't have fake breasts, so she is pretty small chested by most standards. There are some new reviews of her on some other forums here, but suffice to say, she is one of the hottest girls I have ever visited, as long as you don't need a big chest.[/QUOTE]She has some massive thighs! She lists her weight at 140 lbs so I am guessing 150. Different strokes for different. Well you catch the drift.

[QUOTE=HeadsOfState;5635633]Don't really know how to sugar coat this, but from the pictures, Meghan looks rather. Masculine. If you catch my drift. Did you get a sense either way?[/QUOTE]I am not going to sugar coat it either, I have seen her a few times and you are 100 percent wrong.

[QUOTE=HeadsOfState;5635633]Don't really know how to sugar coat this, but from the pictures, Meghan looks rather. Masculine. If you catch my drift. Did you get a sense either way?[/QUOTE]Nope. Unless some doctor's done some artistic level pussy construction. Gave her a massage when I saw her, and while it wasn't a pussy massage, it was definitely obvious that she was all female. One of the cutest little pussys I've ever seen.

[QUOTE=SmileySam;5636603]She has some massive thighs! She lists her weight at 140 lbs so I am guessing 150. Different strokes for different. Well you catch the drift.[/QUOTE]She really seems to be moving towards dom work. [URL]https://tryst.link/bdsm/missmeghanlunaux[/URL] I am a fan of thin legs and I consider hers to be pretty thin although with as slender as she is in the rest of her body they are a bit out of proportion but thinner than most of the girls discussed here. If you can link up some girls with thinner thighs than her I would be interested in meeting them. I think she is taller than her advertised 5'6 I think closer to 5'8. I doubt that she is an ounce over 140 and closer to 135. As I mentioned previously I have seen her a number of times over the last couple of years.

[QUOTE=Moejoo;5637135]She really seems to be moving towards dom work. [URL]https://tryst.link/bdsm/missmeghanlunaux[/URL] I am a fan of thin legs and I consider hers to be pretty thin although with as slender as she is in the rest of her body they are a bit out of proportion but thinner than most of the girls discussed here. If you can link up some girls with thinner thighs than her I would be interested in meeting them. I think she is taller than her advertised 5'6 I think closer to 5'8. I doubt that she is an ounce over 140 and closer to 135. As I mentioned previously I have seen her a number of times over the last couple of years.[/QUOTE]I agree, she is slender and tall. 5'8" at least. Most of her reviews are for vanilla sessions, she doesn't push the dom thing if you don't want. In heels, she is taller than me. Slender, not bony, but no way could you call her thick. Her pics are recent, but she is one of the few that is prettier in person. I've reviewed her here. No FS.

[QUOTE=Moejoo;5637135]She really seems to be moving towards dom work. [/QUOTE]Here is a list of what I offer:

Impact play (paddles, whips, crops, canes, floggers).

Light bondage (rope / cuff restraints).

Strapon worship.

Spitting.

Face slapping.

Nipple torture.

CBT (cock and ball torture).

Uretheral sounding.

Covered facesitting.

Smothering.

Breath play.

Wax play.

Pegging (beginner to advanced).

Humiliation (public, verbal and / or physical).

Urinal training.

Human furniture.

Feminization.

Feet worship.

Body worship.

NO GFE / FS so please do not ask.

What in the actual fuck is human furniture? Getting flashbacks to 1940's Europe. Literally nothing in her list is appealing. Imagine paying someone to slap you.

[QUOTE=MrmVanHouten;5633108]So I reached out to Roxanna ([URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/240795[/URL]) as she appeared to be at same location as Meghan ([URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/183036[/URL]) and actually indicates that In her ad.

Meghan BTW is worth a visit. Pics are real, massage is actually good, some roaming and nice L1. Haven't been back to explore any further as location is challenging for me, but certainly would go back.

In any event after contacting Roxanna and confirming a visit I get a text from another number indicating it is her and directing me to "their other location" a little nw of Wrigley. I had never been to that location so was a little leery of the number and address change but headed over. On the way I get another text asking if I wanted 4 hand for $2/ half hr which was special vs. Usual $2.5. I said I was fine with 2 hand and waited about 10 min upon arrival to get door code and head up to apt.

Opening the door was Roxanna who was very attractive IMO if just a touch less toned than pics in add. Also standing there as I entered was Selena who was equally attractive and a little tighter. They pressed the 4 hand again which I agreed to.

Laid face down and they began a lackluster massage with a little body to body contact but mostly gentle rubbing on back and legs, but not much teasing. Roxanna kept her teddy on and Selena kept her panties on, and after what felt like less than 10 minutes the flip was suggested. L1 with otp roaming and some breast play. Technique was good but nothing special and it seemed like Selena was the one designated for that as Roxanna didn't participate all that much.

Felt a little rushed too and frankly overall they just seemed to want to get it over with.

Probably wouldn't see a reason to repeat, but if you want to scratch an itch with two attractive ladies together for a relatively reasonable duo experience they are very nice ladies.[/QUOTE]Not trying to be a wet blanket, but what does any of this have to do with the Euro clinic scene? If anything, it's probably high-time somebody created either a Latina Massage thread or one specific to Sub / Dom culture. Peace and play safe all.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;5630254]Last word was that Monika (not to be confused with EvSpa M) is there and good. Used to work Tatiana's under a different name. I went for a 1/2 hr check and left happy. Have not had time to return. But yes if there are no appointments booked then nobody sits around waiting. Call for appointment.[/QUOTE]I dreamed I was with Monika yesterday. There was definitely an open menu.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5638099]Here is a list of what I offer:

Impact play (paddles, whips, crops, canes, floggers).

Light bondage (rope / cuff restraints).

Strapon worship.

Spitting.

Face slapping.

Nipple torture.

CBT (cock and ball torture).

Uretheral sounding.[/QUOTE]I'd also like an idea of just what the hell is "uretheral sounding". Do you need a medical degree?

[QUOTE=Redf1331;5623411]Can confirm Nina still works there tho I ended up getting Olga. Nothing to be had. Won't be returning.[/QUOTE]Needed a massage and was in the area so dropped by Irenes for the first time. Got there and an older European woman with some very exposed cleavage and those tight yoga pants greeted me. Massage was pretty good but no accidental brushing. But I'm pretty sure she was grinding her pelvis into my elbows when she was on either side of me. Which I thought would be a good sign. Kept me covered-mostly-but I was hopeful for a HE. Alas it was not to be. After doing my stomach she just ended. "All done". I mentioned that she had never introduced herself. "Olga".

So if you are need for a decent massage with a somewhat sexy Euro MILF with no payoff whatsoever trek on over to Irenes. I decided to try my luck over at Harmony to finish what Olga started only to find them closed (turns out they got busted a couple days earlier). Oh well.

[QUOTE=Cs8800;5638858]I dreamed I was with Monika yesterday. There was definitely an open menu.[/QUOTE]I haven't been to Skokie in many, many moons. What did it set you back? Age / looks for M?

[QUOTE=Cs8800;5638858]I dreamed I was with Monika yesterday. There was definitely an open menu.[/QUOTE]I have seen Monika numerous times and never was offered anything more than legit massage. I am so curious why I am getting shut out with her.

[QUOTE=Yardy00;2176019]Anyone remember an agency a looooong time ago like back in '07 named Touch Chicago? I had great time with someone named Ashley there, but they just up and disappeared one day and I've been trying to find them since.[/QUOTE]You're thinking power of touch. Lisa, the owner, chased a man down in AZ and closed up shop. A few Latinas tool over but it's a rip off now. The Polish girl Anna and the voluptuous Caucasian girl both left.

[QUOTE=FScott;5639043]I'd also like an idea of just what the hell is "uretheral sounding". Do you need a medical degree?[/QUOTE]I googled it. The pursuit of sexual satisfaction has led to an emerging practice among men known as urethral sounding. This practice involves inserting a glass or metal object or fluid into the urethra. The aim is to enhance sexual pleasure by encouraging your partner to explore your penis in several ways. Nothing I'd like more than having a working girl put something inside my dick, oh yeah sign me up.

[QUOTE=Wenger;5644155]I googled it. The pursuit of sexual satisfaction has led to an emerging practice among men known as urethral sounding. This practice involves inserting a glass or metal object or fluid into the urethra. The aim is to enhance sexual pleasure by encouraging your partner to explore your penis in several ways. Nothing I'd like more than having a working girl put something inside my dick, oh yeah sign me up.[/QUOTE]My urologist has been up my urethra a few times for medical procedures and exploring it's no fun and that was after given some numbing treatment and now it's too unpleasant to even watch on porn sited. But to each his own.

Another swing and a miss at CLM. This is the second time I've shown up and the girl has looked nothing like the photos. Long story short, avoid booking Carla. She's much older and fatter than the website pictures would have you believe.

[QUOTE=DLover64;5643382]You're thinking power of touch. Lisa, the owner, chased a man down in AZ and closed up shop. A few Latinas tool over but it's a rip off now. The Polish girl Anna and the voluptuous Caucasian girl both left.[/QUOTE]Read my post in "whatever happened to" section. Cannot be the same Ashley? Tall pale blonde with many tattoos and natural perky D cups? 7-10 yrs ago she woulda been way under age. I last saw her 1.5 years ago and she was 24. Had lost her number when I lost my old burner phone. Along with her Instagram name. Been looking for her IG ever since.

I really want to pull the trigger now that we all seem to be well into a post-covid period. If you were to make an appointment right now, who would you call?

Linda from Solar /7 H?
Veronika at 7 H?
Monika on Bronx?

A random gamble at Creative and the Shermer basement in general?
Did Sara ever being to take appointments again on Techny?
Do any of the Euro hotel agencies have a girl in their rotation who is strictly FBSM and has real MT skills?

Tats seems to be gone for good and they had a good 20-year run! I can't believe something else hasn't filled in that gap in the local market.
I've never seen Isabela Pomares, but I suspect she is pricer than our current narrow selection of GPS Euro masseuses. Does Isabela have a genuine Euro vibe?

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5644462]I really want to pull the trigger now that we all seem to be well into a post-covid period. If you were to make an appointment right now, who would you call?

Linda from Solar /7 H?
Veronika at 7 H?
Monika on Bronx?

A random gamble at Creative and the Shermer basement in general?
Did Sara ever being to take appointments again on Techny?
Do any of the Euro hotel agencies have a girl in their rotation who is strictly FBSM and has real MT skills?

Tats seems to be gone for good and they had a good 20-year run! I can't believe something else hasn't filled in that gap in the local market.
I've never seen Isabela Pomares, but I suspect she is pricer than our current narrow selection of GPS Euro masseuses. Does Isabela have a genuine Euro vibe?[/QUOTE]Tried Creative in the Shermer basement. Door opened to a short fat lady. I asked to use the bathroom, then stood in the hall and pretended to get a work call and told her I had to leave. Not going back.

Sara still seems to be working at 1935 Shermer by appointment. I texted her to see if she was in and she said she wasn't that day.

[QUOTE=EdCarbone;5644887]Tried Creative in the Shermer basement. Door opened to a short fat lady. I asked to use the bathroom, then stood in the hall and pretended to get a work call and told her I had to leave. Not going back.

Sara still seems to be working at 1935 Shermer by appointment. I texted her to see if she was in and she said she wasn't that day.[/QUOTE]Blond Nata / Natalie is extremely top-heavy which could make her seem larger. Was it her by chance? If not, I hesitate to hit up Creative anytime soon.

[QUOTE=GetOnUrKnees;5644293]Read my post in "whatever happened to" section. Cannot be the same Ashley? Tall pale blonde with many tattoos and natural perky D cups? 7-10 yrs ago she woulda been way under age. I last saw her 1.5 years ago and she was 24. Had lost her number when I lost my old burner phone. Along with her Instagram name. Been looking for her IG ever since.[/QUOTE]That's right, it was Ashley, she was amazing. Lisa's been closed for way more than 1. 5 years, she closed well before the pandemic. Ashley was 24 and studying to become a prison counselor; coincidentally we had mutual connections because she's from the same town I was so I can assure she was not operating under age at any point.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5645540]Blond Nata / Natalie is extremely top-heavy which could make her seem larger. Was it her by chance? If not, I hesitate to hit up Creative anytime soon.[/QUOTE]I recall there were two. The short fat one has only been there less than a year and the tall blonde with a massive chest has been there a long time.

I was a regular with Sarah but she hasn't answered my texts in 5 months. The last with her was a bit incoherent.

I used to have horny as hell mature Ukrainian women who I eventually would see at their place for FS. All three of them went back home and when COVID hit.

Making a very long story short, I think the rubber glove crazy lady is the one stealing clients hence the yelling and screaming in the basement but I haven't seen that in awhile.

Yes, the emp scene is very thin right now.

I agree with CGS. For me Euro scene is dead. I can't even find new places to visit on my day off. I end up visiting out of prime older euros who are greedy for the US Dollar. I also end up at AMPs which I can't stand. Why bother going to AMPs? Such a waste of money. I've been visiting a suburban spa where older euros work and have 4 out of 7 success rate. I don't think there are any legit therapists. They all do something for their special client.

Hi Everyone,

I been away from the hobby since C-19. However, I am looking for a place where I can find a European / American spinner with some nice manmades, either private location or business, I have searched down the forums and cannot find any relevant info. Is there a place where I can get a massage by a gorgeous girl? No budget, as for service I'm okay with a legit massage or L1 would be a bonus. Young or MIlFS for those that remember Julia from Tat's or the MILF that hosted from an apartment building in Schaumburg years ago. Searching for hot euro massage. PM with feedback.

Thanks,

SI.

[QUOTE=CivicSi213;5647889]Hi Everyone,

I been away from the hobby since C-19. However, I am looking for a place where I can find a European / American spinner with some nice manmades, either private location or business, I have searched down the forums and cannot find any relevant info. Is there a place where I can get a massage by a gorgeous girl? No budget, as for service I'm okay with a legit massage or L1 would be a bonus. Young or MIlFS for those that remember Julia from Tat's or the MILF that hosted from an apartment building in Schaumburg years ago. Searching for hot euro massage. PM with feedback.

Thanks,

SI.[/QUOTE]CivicSi I sent you a recommendation by pm.

[QUOTE=CivicSi213;5647889]Hi Everyone,

I been away from the hobby since C-19. However, I am looking for a place where I can find a European / American spinner with some nice manmades, either private location or business, I have searched down the forums and cannot find any relevant info. Is there a place where I can get a massage by a gorgeous girl? No budget, as for service I'm okay with a legit massage or L1 would be a bonus. Young or MIlFS for those that remember Julia from Tat's or the MILF that hosted from an apartment building in Schaumburg years ago. Searching for hot euro massage. PM with feedback.

Thanks,

SI.[/QUOTE]Try 7 H in Deerfield.

I'm wondering if you're referring to "Dominique," who I believe hosted out of her Schaumburg condo. I've made attempts to reach out to her in the recent past. She wouldn't reply via email, nor accept my social media request. That ship has sailed.

Julia at Tat's. Isn't that this notorious tease? I've never left an EMP massage more blue balled.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/bts/d/des-plaines-great-treatment-for-your/7407027041.html[/URL]

Who is Carla? I don't recall ever seeing her on the CLM roster.

[QUOTE=GeorgeBoyd;5644260]Another swing and a miss at CLM. This is the second time I've shown up and the girl has looked nothing like the photos. Long story short, avoid booking Carla. She's much older and fatter than the website pictures would have you believe.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5649892]Try 7 H in Deerfield.

I'm wondering if you're referring to "Dominique," who I believe hosted out of her Schaumburg condo. I've made attempts to reach out to her in the recent past. She wouldn't reply via email, nor accept my social media request. That ship has sailed.

Julia at Tat's. Isn't that this notorious tease? I've never left an EMP massage more blue balled.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/bts/d/des-plaines-great-treatment-for-your/7407027041.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Dominique is married and has been out of the business for a few years now. She was a great time and the McCaw was a nice touch.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5650105]Dominique is married and has been out of the business for a few years now. She was a great time and the McCaw was a nice touch.[/QUOTE]Not married but dating older guy and not equal to her looks. If anyone wants a link, send a PM. Seniors only. She is in the financial biz now.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5649892]Try 7 H in Deerfield.

I'm wondering if you're referring to "Dominique," who I believe hosted out of her Schaumburg condo. I've made attempts to reach out to her in the recent past. She wouldn't reply via email, nor accept my social media request. That ship has sailed.

Julia at Tat's. Isn't that this notorious tease? I've never left an EMP massage more blue balled.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/bts/d/des-plaines-great-treatment-for-your/7407027041.html[/URL][/QUOTE]The picture in that craigslist link is Sofia of Sofia's massage. She's a tease that will never provide L1. Blue balls are the most you'll get from her. Here's other links:

[URL]https://sofias-massage.business.site/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/2909044[/URL]

Save your money and go elsewhere.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5650319]Not married but dating older guy and not equal to her looks. If anyone wants a link, send a PM. Seniors only. She is in the financial biz now.[/QUOTE]Correct! Dominque was a Gem in my book. Great quality in service. I remember her sending out an email before she left the hobby stating she was moving on to the financial biz. Great memories!

Hey fellow mongers has anyone seen any of the girls that were at Tatianas? Tried to call but seems they are long gone. If anyone has info on them please let me know. My personal favorite was Marta she was a dime and always took care of me.