Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=WhrWhr56;6007254]I'm super intrigued by her return to the business. Anyone had experience recent or otherwise?

[URL]https://traverse-city.skipthegames.com/massage/east_indian/nuru-asian-massage-kalamazoo/868748850368[/URL][/QUOTE]Yes, listen to the advice already given. I read the conflicting reports on this forum that this provider used to be a dude. I didn't want to believe it (b / c I'd already seen this provider once when I read those reports! But it's true. I Googled the phone number along with "Lauren" and "massage" or some combination of that and came across an old ad on Sumo Search where s / he admitted to being a post-op tranny. I, however, would have appreciated the provider being honest about that up front, in which case I wouldn't have gone (and I definitely won't be back). Just so you know and can make your own decision. I think maybe the phone number is different now b / c I tried to find that old Sumo Search ad to include a link here and couldn't find it, but if you search long enough maybe it's still up. Others can confirm this and if you search past posts they are there.

[QUOTE=WillyJones;6011025]I made an appointment for Saturday at 10:15 am. Got there at 10:00 and place was closed. Waited till 10:30 no one showed up. Door was still locked. They are supposed to be open at 10:00. Called and no answer, left a message. She replied shortly after noon wanting me to set up another appointment. I may try again if I'm bored.[/QUOTE]OK. So I just don't leave negative reviews. I just figure it was an off day and I try again. But the whole alluring idea of a massage from a young untrained "massage provider" is the potential nudity and some form of sexual release for the guy (and maybe the girl). I know Kalamazoo has slim pickings. But there are many better options. Even the AMPs that only offer DIY will assist you to reach your goal. And Lotus will do more.

And of course a road trip to Battle Creek is a viable option.

But if you are looking for young pretty English speaking girls with nudity, mutual touch, and satisfaction ending. Then STOP going to Relaxation and head to Grand Rapids. Want to negotiate costs and services? Then go to Serenity or Luxe. Want to match door fee with a tip to get nude mutual touch with HJ? Then try Panacea. Want up front pricing with nude body slide? Then go to BodyworkByUs. Want up front pricing with more open menu? Then try Hunters place with four willing hotties.

Want a terrible massage with no extras, and blue balls? Then keep trying relaxation. They've developed the art form of making you think you might get lucky. You won't. Unless you go elsewhere.

Your choice.

G2.

[QUOTE=RaulJulia;6012942]Yes, listen to the advice already given. I read the conflicting reports on this forum that this provider used to be a dude. I didn't want to believe it (b / c I'd already seen this provider once when I read those reports! But it's true. I Googled the phone number along with "Lauren" and "massage" or some combination of that and came across an old ad on Sumo Search where s / he admitted to being a post-op tranny. I, however, would have appreciated the provider being honest about that up front, in which case I wouldn't have gone (and I definitely won't be back). Just so you know and can make your own decision. I think maybe the phone number is different now b / c I tried to find that old Sumo Search ad to include a link here and couldn't find it, but if you search long enough maybe it's still up. Others can confirm this and if you search past posts they are there.[/QUOTE]I know this provider is real and in Kalamazoo, but suspiciously someone has adds up with the same pictures all over the country.

[QUOTE=SlyGuy12;6013854]I know this provider is real and in Kalamazoo, but suspiciously someone has adds up with the same pictures all over the country.[/QUOTE]I don't know about "her" being in other places. I noticed the link the OP had with his question was from the STG Traverse City page. I saw this provider in Kalamazoo in the provider's apartment. And the provider was definitely the person in the pictures. The problem is was that the provider, while being the person in the pictures, wasn't the girl in the pictures--at least not originally and not biologically. I will say, whoever did the surgeries did a good job. No Adam's apple and none of the easy stuff to spot. The boobs were clearly "enhanced," but the same is true of a lot of providers on STG. But yes, the info is out there if you're willing to look hard enough. This provider used to be a guy. My main gripe is that the provider isn't honest about this and newbies like me only learn this after the fact. There are pages on STG for various preferences and orientations. Yet providers post on the pages for men looking for women. You can go on the "female escort" listing on STG and there are some TS providers listing there and some who are just guys posting dick pics. While this is annoying and weird to me, at least those providers aren't trying to hide it (either by saying they're TS or by the obvious reality of a dick pic). This provider, Lauren in K'zoo, doesn't mention it anywhere in the current ads, at least when I looked at them (which admittedly has been a while--not since I found the old ad on Sumo Search).

[QUOTE=Gene2;6013213]OK. So I just don't leave negative reviews. I just figure it was an off day and I try again. But the whole alluring idea of a massage from a young untrained "massage provider" is the potential nudity and some form of sexual release for the guy (and maybe the girl). I know Kalamazoo has slim pickings. But there are many better options. Even the AMPs that only offer DIY will assist you to reach your goal. And Lotus will do more.

And of course a road trip to Battle Creek is a viable option.

But if you are looking for young pretty English speaking girls with nudity, mutual touch, and satisfaction ending. Then STOP going to Relaxation and head to Grand Rapids. Want to negotiate costs and services? Then go to Serenity or Luxe. Want to match door fee with a tip to get nude mutual touch with HJ? Then try Panacea. Want up front pricing with nude body slide? Then go to BodyworkByUs. Want up front pricing with more open menu? Then try Hunters place with four willing hotties.

Want a terrible massage with no extras, and blue balls? Then keep trying relaxation. They've developed the art form of making you think you might get lucky. You won't. Unless you go elsewhere.

Your choice.

G2.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info Gene. I found a very special lady in Battle Creek and I'm going to be sticking with her.

[QUOTE=WillyJones;6018497]Thanks for the info Gene. I found a very special lady in Battle Creek and I'm going to be sticking with her.[/QUOTE]Thanks Willy. If she's a provider looking for more clients, remember to leave a good review. Or send a PM. We all need good ladies.

G2.

Guys,

This Mature Lady was pointed out to me, by a reliable longtime Hobbyist pal (who's not a member here).

She is mature & he tried her out for massage (her specialty).

He had a great experience w / an oil massage + addtl. Service.

Very nice, well built & relatively easy to set up.

Reasonable time donation & quite cautious.

All plusses in my book.

She said to him that she's "Been around for a while" here on the scene.

Has many of her own regulars.

Post att. Note age if you're into the "Young" stuff.

To me mature is better.

He said she was great & he recommended her.

Seniors known to me- welcome to pm me for more info.

Be well,

JJ / Jimmy.

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I made my first visit to Lotus and saw a provider who identified herself as Nancy, a fairly petite middle-aged Asian woman with a pretty nice rack on her. Not drop dead gorgeous, but not bad. She had a mask on most of the time, so this makes harder to assess looks. I'm not really sure how to describe the experience. It was an unusual massage, to say the least. I've never known such pleasure and pain in one session before. The massage was firm. Very firm. Often painful. But she definitely had a purpose and an intention to what she was doing. This wasn't just some woman making circles on my back and doing it too hard without realizing it. No, she was purposeful in the techniques she was using. So, while it was far from a relaxing massage, I didn't want to ask her to stop because I'm convinced that at least in her mind, I'm going to get some sort of health benefits from what she did to me. I was a walk in and it was evening, so I didn't know what to expect. At first, she asked me to come back in 5 minutes because they were finishing up with other clients (I think there were 2 other providers there, though I only saw 1 besides Nancy). So I drove around the for a few minutes and came back. Then she took me to a room where I got undressed and laid face down on the table. She came in and went back out and left the door open. This was odd to me and I felt somewhat self-conscious with my big ass on display and the door open. I was in the room farthest away from the front door, so there really wasn't any traffic outside of the room I was in, but still hard not to think about the door being open. Then she came back in the room and gently caressed by back and butt cheeks, which was nice. Then she covered me with a large towel. At this point, the door was open and I was covered with a towel, so I wasn't sure if anything other than a massage was going to happen. I'd gathered from other reviews that Lotus was the only AMP in K'zoo where something worthwhile might happen (I refuse to participate in DIY places. You're certainly entitled to hold a different view on that than me, but to me, it's a waste of my time and money and defeats the purpose for going to an AMP). So I was feeling rather let down that for whatever reason, I might not even get a HE at the one place in K'zoo where I thought that was possible. Eventually I heard the door close and my outlook improved. But before we get to that, a bit more about the massage: She got on top of me with her knees putting pressure on various parts of my back. She's a fairly small woman and I'm a big guy, but she managed to generate enough pressure for me to want her to get off my back soon. At one point, when I lying face up, she reached across my belly and put her hands sort of underneath my kidney on the opposite side from where she was standing. Then she pulled back toward herself several times making my belly move around quite a bit. She then went around the table and did the same thing on the other side. I thought to myself that if she was trying to make me feel self-conscious about my big gut, she was succeeding. Yet, after she had done this some on both sides, she came back around the table and gently touched the center of my stomach, as if she were checking the pressure or something and said, "Good. " It was then that I realized that my stomach actually did feel better than it had in a long time. At another point in the massage, she did sort of a pressure point thing with two fingers directly into my chest bone. The pressure was to a degree that I found myself thinking about Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, when the bad guy removed a victim's heart while the guy was still alive. She also performed sort of a raking action on each side of my ribcage while standing on thee opposite sided and leaning across. Again, not pleasant at all—yet, I felt better leaving there than I possibly ever have after a massage.

As far as the flip, this is where all the pleasure happened. She went to work pretty much immediately after I turned over. I thought this would likely mean I would be shorted some time, but I was wrong (and at that particular moment, I didn't care). After the HE, she cleaned me up nicely and went back to her rather unique, intense massage. But as far as the HE, her technique was exquisite. I'm generally grateful for any woman to touch me down there in a sexual way, so someone has to be pretty bad for me to ever complain about it. Truthfully, I don't even usually give a provider pointers. If she's in the ballpark as far as her technique, I'll be OK and eventually will get there. There have only been a couple of times I've ever even asked a provider to change something when I knew she simply wasn't hitting the right spots. I say this simply to say, that yeah some are definitely better than others, but I don't spend a lot of time normally focusing on the finer points of a provider's technique. But WOW, Nancy knew what she was doing. Unrushed, delicate, but not timid, just really, really good. I'm no youngster and sometimes it can take me a while to get there with just a HJ, but no trouble with Nancy. I'm not saying it was on par with full-service or oral, but for a HJ, I don't believe I've ever enjoyed one more. Door fee was $. 7 and I tipped $. 8. Hard to say if I'll repeat. HE was great and like I said, I really do believe that at least in her mind, these rather unusual massage techniques will benefit my health somehow. But I feel like I'll have to work up to being able to endure one of those massages again. If you want a nice, relaxing massage, I'd recommend avoiding Nancy. But if you like a really firm massage, then give her a try and you'll likely be rewarded with a great HE in the process. As always, YMMV.

Saw Sarah at Lotus. Standard massage 60 min massage. You all know the door fee. Time ran over the 60 min. I didn't have to do anything but lay there and enjoy my time which is why I won't go anywhere else in town. Tipped. 5.

[QUOTE=ArborWorks;6020194]Saw Sarah at Lotus. Standard massage 60 min massage. You all know the door fee. Time ran over
the 60 min. I didn't have to do anything but lay there and enjoy my time which is why I won't go anywhere else in town. Tipped. 5.[/QUOTE]Is lotus on 9th st? All I see is lotus bodywork's.

[QUOTE=TwoSwizzle;6020453]Is lotus on 9th st? All I see is lotus bodywork's.[/QUOTE]Yes, that's it. In a small strip mall next to a car wash.

Visited today and saw Xiawa (showa?) For the most part was a typical visit there. In contrast to others I've seen there she didn't do much massage and went early with the tease. All in all good time. $70 for the hour and another $50 tip.

I finally made it back to Asia Spa in Harford recently. I first went in March and TOFTT since there were no reviews. They had been posting on STG and I'm in that area sometimes, so I gave it a try. Called first and then went. Overall, pretty good experience. Then I tried again in July. Called first and it went to VM and mailbox was full. I drove there during regular posted hours and they were closed. Another monger posted he'd been there recently, so it seemed they were back open. I checked their website a few days ago and it said "grand reopening" and said they had new lovely ladies. So I thought I'd give it another shot. I called first and they were open. Told them what time I'd be there (they never really seem to actually make an appointment, just seem to appreciate it when you call first). I showed up and she confirmed I was the one who called. Pretty sure it was the same provider I had seen before. Nice lady, reasonably attractive, face mask on the whole time so hard to tell about looks, but trim and petite. We seemed to be the only 2 people in the building, though I could occasionally hear talking. The building is connected to another business, a hair salon I think, so I believe the conversation was drifting in from there. I'm pretty sure the provider locked the door behind me when I came in. You have to ring a doorbell to let her know you're there when you get there, so I think they keep the door locked. As has been mentioned before, they are literally feet away from the local PD, so that may be why. The door fee had gone up by $5 ($65 instead of $60), but in this economy everything seems to be more expensive, so not a real surprise there. I only had $20's and she actually gave me back change, which is more than some places do (I've had providers automatically apply the change to the tip before). She does this thing where she runs her finger along the fold between your butt cheek and leg which is surprisingly very stimulating. She also kind of gently raked the back of my nut sack with her fingernails a few times while massaging my butt and legs, which was nice and made me think, "OK, so far so good. " However, on the flip some negotiating was required. She gave a good massage once I was face up, which also was nice. Some places seem to think that the massage only needs to happen when you're face down and then once you roll over, it's just about the HE. So overall the massage was pretty good. But as we got the big finish, she said that she wanted me to do it (her English is very limited, so it was just like, "You, you do it" or something like that). She did the same thing the first time I was there, but all I had to do then was say, "No, I want you to do it," and she was off to the races. This time she was quite hesitant. I told her I'd been there before and I was prepared to tip, but even then she seemed hesitant. Eventually she seemed to resolve her internal conflict and did the deed and once she got started, she did a good job. Afterwards she was apologetic and told me that she'd remember me and remember I had been there before the next time I come in, so I guess the hesitancy was just because she thought I was a first timer. Kind of odd though because when I went the first time, she specifically asked me if I'd been there before and I said, "No, but I've been to other Asian Massage Parlors" and that seemed to satisfy her that I knew how the game worked. This time she didn't ask me, so I didn't expect there to be any problem. All in all a pretty good experience. I mean, I got what I went there for. If I'm in the area again, I'll probably repeat, but doubt I'll make a special trip there just to visit Asia Spa. Door fee $. 65 and matched door fee with tip.

So they are still in business. Has anyone got anything to report? Still no menu items?

[QUOTE=ArborWorks;6067375]So they are still in business. Has anyone got anything to report? Still no menu items?[/QUOTE]Their still in business and still a waste of time and money. I was their Wednesday when Jojo, Luna and Valerie was there. Jojo picks are heavily. Luna is pretty but super skinny, no boobs or ass. Valerie is actually really pretty, but can tell she carries baby weight. Still $100 for the hour and no fun services. I won't ever go back.