Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=ElRooster;1880396]Went in to see Denise, she wasn't in yet and I got impatient. Brooke (stunning good looks, young. 19/20ish about 5ft 5, very skinny, around 100lbs, dirty blonde, gorgeous face) came over, sat with me, talked up a good game, made promises, and was stick shifting as we negotiated. She asked for 300 for VIP, I stood firm at 140, she kept countering, I never swayed. (even though, I probably would have tipped 27, what I would have had left in my wallet after) We finally get to the VIP, and its horrible. I mean a mess. She lets me touch up top, but no honeypot, she stickshifts a little through the clothes, and then she stops grinding, gets off of me, stands up, turns around and puts her (fantastic) ass in my face and tell's me I can finish myself off, and if I need to shoot, go ahead and shoot on the floor. Seriously. Not near the services she offered, and promised. We were 2 songs in, and I knew that this was the first time I had been played at a club. I stood up, threw the cash on the seat, and walked out of the VIP. She came over with attitude, asking me for a tip, and I told her she's lucky she got paid anything. Then she told me she's sorry, but she's buzzed. Which she wasnt. Overall, Avoid, avoid her like the plague. She'll fool you, and if you sit at the rail while she dances, and stare deep, deep into her spread ass cheeks, you could easily be suckered into a VIP with her. She say's all the right things, and she looks so damn hot, your little head would get a second mortgage just to smell her. But its all talk. AVOID BROOKE AT THE BIRD.[/QUOTE]No offense, but it sounds like you got exactly what you paid for in a VIP room.

In fact, most won't even let you get as much action as you did.

[QUOTE=Finaqua; 1882747]No offense, but it sounds like you got exactly what you paid for in a VIP room.

In fact, most won't even let you get as much action as you did.[/QUOTE]No offense, but you must not visit the bird often. It's not what I paid for. Its not the services that were offered before hand. And its not the normal service received from the bird. If I wanted that sort of service, I'd go to srcoi. This is the bird were talking about.

[QUOTE=Finaqua; 1882747]No offense, but it sounds like you got exactly what you paid for in a VIP room.

In fact, most won't even let you get as much action as you did.[/QUOTE]The point, Finaqua, is that he did NOT get what he paid for. I believe one of the objects of this forum was to be a public service for hobbyists like us to be made aware of liars, cheaters, and scammers (obviously like this particular dancer). Once they get you in the VIP room, you are going to be f*ed, either in a good way or a bad way. It is reports like that of ElRooster's that help all of us from being robbed. You should be thanking ELRooster instead of blaming him. More power to you if you have that kind of money to throw around but the rest of us appreciate these excellent reports.

A couple of friends of mine told me about Taco Tuesdays here at the library. They have $2 beers and $2 tacos or you can get $5 for 3 tacos. For that price its really worth going. So last night, I got there around 9p and it was super packed I was barely able to park. The girls there are nice. Lap dances are $20 and VIP is $100 for 4 songs. Around 10 or 11 they were giving out 2 for 1 or VIP for 6 songs instead of 4. The dances are kinda old school, you can't touch the girl unless you take her to the VIP, they have security going in and out telling dudes to stop touching the girls. I had quite a few dances. The first girl was April, blonde hair, about 5'4 without heels, B cup boobs, pretty standard routine, nothing really special. 2nd girl was lily, very tall, tan, and skinny asian chick, I took her to the VIP and I got a couple of kisses from her and even sucked on her nipples for a little bit. 3rd girl was natasha, she was from russia and a pretty cool girl but she looked kinda old tho, she was pretty wild on her lap dance but I didn't take her to the VIP. 4th girl I had, I think her name was myra, I don't know really remember because I was about 5 beers in LOL. Anyways she seemed pretty wild, she had purple hair, it might have been a wig but I don't know, I took her to the VIP and she was biting me everywhere, I think I almost got a hickey from her. Anyways overall damage was around $300. If you want to get some cheap tacos, beer and a few lap dances, I highly recommend the library on Taco Tuesday

[QUOTE=Majorpiss;1884953]A couple of friends of mine told me about Taco Tuesdays here at the library. They have $2 beers and $2 tacos or you can get $5 for 3 tacos. For that price its really worth going. So last night, I got there around 9p and it was super packed I was barely able to park. The girls there are nice. Lap dances are $20 and VIP is $100 for 4 songs. Around 10 or 11 they were giving out 2 for 1 or VIP for 6 songs instead of 4. The dances are kinda old school, you can't touch the girl unless you take her to the VIP, they have security going in and out telling dudes to stop touching the girls. I had quite a few dances. The first girl was April, blonde hair, about 5'4 without heels, B cup boobs, pretty standard routine, nothing really special. 2nd girl was lily, very tall, tan, and skinny asian chick, I took her to the VIP and I got a couple of kisses from her and even sucked on her nipples for a little bit. 3rd girl was natasha, she was from russia and a pretty cool girl but she looked kinda old tho, she was pretty wild on her lap dance but I didn't take her to the VIP. 4th girl I had, I think her name was myra, I don't know really remember because I was about 5 beers in LOL. Anyways she seemed pretty wild, she had purple hair, it might have been a wig but I don't know, I took her to the VIP and she was biting me everywhere, I think I almost got a hickey from her. Anyways overall damage was around $300. If you want to get some cheap tacos, beer and a few lap dances, I highly recommend the library on Taco Tuesday[/QUOTE]Cheep tacos, cheep beer, no millage lap and VIP dances and your out 300. Did you design the new healthcare with your phd in economics? Not what I would call real value.

Went to T J's on Wednesday night, which is their two for one night. Arrived around 7:30 and there were around 8 girls, mostly average to slightly above average looking. A slim girl approached me and sat down next to me and quickly began grabbing the stick. Asked me for a dance. Topless $20 for 2 or $40 for 2 nude dances. Opted for latter and took me to a booth in front with curtain (not the VIP) section. She quickly took off her clothes and unzipped my pants. Touching and licking allowed. Spent $120 for 6 dances and left a happy camper. Did not engage in FS, was led to believe I needed to go to VIP area. Finished up with her and sat with her for a while and left. Did not want to spend any more money. Overall nice evening but I think later at night more and better looking women present.

[QUOTE=FunTrust;1885086]Cheep tacos, cheep beer, no millage lap and VIP dances and your out 300. Did you design the new healthcare with your phd in economics? Not what I would call real value.[/QUOTE]I was thinking the same thing, mi amigo!

So after hanging out in Garden Grove and doing the coffee shop thing and AMP I decided to stop off at Cali girls on my way home. I get there not too many people in the club maybe like 3 patrons and 4 dancers so I sit down order a water imideatly this tall blond skinny dancer comes up to me and asks for a dance I decline I was looking for an Asian to keep with my theme of the day.

After a while I see a petite Asian come out of the dressing room I had gotten a dance with her before so she comes up sits next to me we are making small talk turns out she was Filipi So after a while we go to the back and there's a 2 for one special so I get that great dances lots of touching and she even let me suck on her little tities I go back out and I see another Asian that I know she goes by Charlie and is Cambodian. She sees me and comes over gives me a hug lets me play with her ass a little after a little chit chat I decide to take her to VIP 60 for 6 songs we get to the booth and she starts grinding and touching jr I was wearing sweats so I could feel her grabbing jr and stroking him. So as the 3rd song is starting she whispers into my ear if I want to fuck. So I nod my head and she pulls her g string to the side and whips out jr and puts it in At this point I look up and notice the camera she tells me not to worry about it so she's grinding and riding me she was really tight and she really knew how to move so as the 6th song is ending I tell her I'm about to blow my load she nods and says in me so I blow my load in her and right before I doo I feel her start to quiver and she had the most sexyest orgasm face I've ever seen. By this point 2 more songs had gone by she didn't charge me for them so I tipped her 40 she goes to the dressing room I head to the bathroom to clean up then I sit she comes out sits by me and tells me that she doesn't do that normally but she was just really feeling horny all weekend and needed to release some stress. Overall one of the best times I've had there.

[QUOTE=Josephx13; 1889231]So after hanging out in Garden Grove and doing the coffee shop thing and AMP I decided to stop off at Cali girls on my way home. I get there not too many people in the club maybe like 3 patrons and 4 dancers so I sit down order a water imideatly this tall blond skinny dancer comes up to me and asks for a dance I decline I was looking for an Asian to keep with my theme of the day.

After a while I see a petite Asian come out of the dressing room I had gotten a dance with her before so she comes up sits next to me we are making small talk turns out she was Filipi So after a while we go to the back and there's a 2 for one special so I get that great dances lots of touching and she even let me suck on her little tities I go back out and I see another Asian that I know she goes by Charlie and is Cambodian. She sees me and comes over gives me a hug lets me play with her ass a little after a little chit chat I decide to take her to VIP 60 for 6 songs we get to the booth and she starts grinding and touching jr I was wearing sweats so I could feel her grabbing jr and stroking him. So as the 3rd song is starting she whispers into my ear if I want to fuck. So I nod my head and she pulls her g string to the side and whips out jr and puts it in At this point I look up and notice the camera she tells me not to worry about it so she's grinding and riding me she was really tight and she really knew how to move so as the 6th song is ending I tell her I'm about to blow my load she nods and says in me so I blow my load in her and right before I doo I feel her start to quiver and she had the most sexyest orgasm face I've ever seen. By this point 2 more songs had gone by she didn't charge me for them so I tipped her 40 she goes to the dressing room I head to the bathroom to clean up then I sit she comes out sits by me and tells me that she doesn't do that normally but she was just really feeling horny all weekend and needed to release some stress. Overall one of the best times I've had there.[/QUOTE]Did she have cheek piercings by any chance?

And did you shove it in her bareback?

No cheek piercing she did have a belly button piercing and her nipples are pierced too. Yes I did her bare back she looked clean and her pussy didn't smell when she put it in my face plus I had gotten dances with her before it never smelled and always looked clean.

[QUOTE=Josephx13; 1889231]So after hanging out in Garden Grove and doing the coffee shop thing and AMP I decided to stop off at Cali girls on my way home. I get there not too many people in the club maybe like 3 patrons and 4 dancers so I sit down order a water imideatly this tall blond skinny dancer comes up to me and asks for a dance I decline I was looking for an Asian to keep with my theme of the day.

After a while I see a petite Asian come out of the dressing room I had gotten a dance with her before so she comes up sits next to me we are making small talk turns out she was Filipi So after a while we go to the back and there's a 2 for one special so I get that great dances lots of touching and she even let me suck on her little tities I go back out and I see another Asian that I know she goes by Charlie and is Cambodian. She sees me and comes over gives me a hug lets me play with her ass a little after a little chit chat I decide to take her to VIP 60 for 6 songs we get to the booth and she starts grinding and touching jr I was wearing sweats so I could feel her grabbing jr and stroking him. So as the 3rd song is starting she whispers into my ear if I want to fuck. So I nod my head and she pulls her g string to the side and whips out jr and puts it in At this point I look up and notice the camera she tells me not to worry about it so she's grinding and riding me she was really tight and she really knew how to move so as the 6th song is ending I tell her I'm about to blow my load she nods and says in me so I blow my load in her and right before I doo I feel her start to quiver and she had the most sexyest orgasm face I've ever seen. By this point 2 more songs had gone by she didn't charge me for them so I tipped her 40 she goes to the dressing room I head to the bathroom to clean up then I sit she comes out sits by me and tells me that she doesn't do that normally but she was just really feeling horny all weekend and needed to release some stress. Overall one of the best times I've had there.[/QUOTE]Have been around long enough to see and hear about everything, but perhaps a gain of salt here is justified. Of course, I apologize if your the one in a million lottey winner.

I can understand how it can be hard to believe I've been going to strip clubs for years and this is the first time this has happened to me.

Nothing personal, but I have to second that."looked clean" and "didn't smell"? Are you serious? Yeast infections and warts aside, VD's don't generally result in smell or visual issues, especially the REALLY scary ones. You're either dangerously naive, gambling with your life, or F. O. S.

[QUOTE=FunTrust;1889906]Have been around long enough to see and hear about everything, but perhaps a gain of salt here is justified. Of course, I apologize if your the one in a million lottey winner.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Josephx13; 1890195]I can understand how it can be hard to believe I've been going to strip clubs for years and this is the first time this has happened to me. [/QUOTE]Same thing happened to me at Cheetas in Las Vegas about two years ago.

I was getting a lap dance in the middle of the club and before I knew what hit me this crazy * was on top of me with my pants unzipped and her panties off to the side and her shorts covering us. I initially had no idea what she was doing. First and hopefully the last time I will have bareback sex is a parlor or strip club.

It happens. It's like a 1 in a 1000 or whatever but yeah when the stars and planets are aligned correctly (maybe incorrectly), there are those occasional encounters that leave you contemplating "what the fuck? Sometimes in a good or bad way.

I remember years ago at the Crazy Horse Too in LV there was a mocha skinned black girl named Trouble who gave me some mouth on the unit BB in the regular lap dance area. She was in the mood and went for it. Hey, strippas are not known for rational risk adverse behaviors.

[QUOTE=StuDoctor;1893681]Same thing happened to me at Cheetas in Las Vegas about two years ago.

I was getting a lap dance in the middle of the club and before I knew what hit me this crazy * was on top of me with my pants unzipped and her panties off to the side and her shorts covering us. I initially had no idea what she was doing. First and hopefully the last time I will have bareback sex is a parlor or strip club.[/QUOTE]