Don't bother with Barbara
It's been a while and I figured Barbara was with a visit. She usually gives a decent massage with a BBBJ. I kind of figured she would be chatty talking about the light and stuff but no, she was quiet, didn't give me a conspiracy theory about how Covid was brought here by aliens, nothing. The massage was pathetic, she would stop and just put her hand on me and look in a daze, she would continue after I cleared my throat or got fidgety but it was happening every two minutes. She had a nasty smokers cough going on, the wheezing was super loud and she told me the cough was because she sucked a piece of candy the wrong way (yeah right). On the flip she didn't even go with the BJ, she went on with a pathetic manual job and at the exact moment I was finishing she stopped to cough and hack a lung. It was the most unsatisfying experience you can ever have. I gave that woman business for years but sadly her time has come. I don't know what the heck happened to her but it seems like the light demons might've finally taken control LOL.