Massage Parlor Reports

In the 80 and early 90's, Westwood was home to moist coeds from ucla. Due to the slaughter of Karen toshima by the usual suspects and the former vibe of the now fatigue homeless shelter that is the Santa Monica promenade, Westwood has gone down the tubes faster than the Lebanon of the west, aka California.

There are now more shitty MPs in Westwood south of wilshire (I count 9 that are open) down to pico than I think places to get coffee. Going from south to north, here is my list:

Blue tide - 2300 block of westwood. More fake reviews on that other website than the amount of testosterone necessary to give clay aiken a hard on in a strip joint. A total shit box. Avoid. Should be shut down soon.

Westwood spa. New place next to Matteo's / hoboken / some dance studio. Think like 2200 block. No reports, probably a shit joint. Even the restaurants next door are closed.

224* - season massage. Sister joint to wharf. The place has all the warmth of the infirmary at Auschwitz. Nicole there likes to wipe your shitter with alcohol wipes which has the same feeling of eating at a curry restaurant and then being made to hold in your crap for more than 30 minutes and then feeling the burn after.

209* - la therapy massage. Confirmed grandmas.

Rose or whatever massage - 2100 block next to a flower shop in the mall on the northwest corner of Olympic and Westwood. I think it is closed.

Wharf foot massage - 108** Santa Monica. So the corner of Westwood and Santa Monica. An affiliate of wharf. Rooms are too small for us fat mongers, it is three rooms, without much privacy and only the weaker girls from wharf work there.

19** - Goldfinger. I made this place then got banned. I have no idea what is going on there at all.

Thai Sabai. Almost for sure legit - 1700 block.

163* - CEO massage. AMP most in need of an artillery attack. Girls who short time you. Are older than the furniture at marie callendars. And upsell from hell.

15** - sun massage. They have actual dead women working there.

12** - next to the nimoy theater. A staff of three girls total, with no extras, and the place smells like they are training panda express chefs in cooking human shit.

Physical Description: 5'4, fair skin. Fantastic set of C's that feel great. Fully shaved kitty when I saw her. Has GND looks and hourglass shape.

Private Details: Saw the glowing reviews for Yaya, so I knew I needed to pay a visit to TA to sample the new goods. Arrived early in the morning and MMS Mina welcomed me in with open arms and quickly ushered me into one of the rooms.

As I entered the room, Yaya came in right after me. Immediately commenting that I was handsome. She sure is a sweet-talker and is very good with dirty talk once you get into things. But more on that later.

Yaya has a very attractive GND appearance. And is probably around 5'4. I'd give her a looks rating similar to Selena's (but they do look different) . They both strike a good balance between GND and hot. She has an amazing set of C's that are likely manmade, but felt fairly natural. Read the other reviews for a good description of her looks.

We started the session with a massage, which was honestly quite good. She applied pressure in the right places in a way that a real masseuse would. After about 10 minutes, she took her top off and rubbed her amazing tits all over my back. Afterwards, she gave me a catbath all over my back, making sure to tease and suck on all the right areas and apply a decent amount of saliva. After the catbath, she went to town and TUMA for a while. Her TUMA skills are excellent.

After the cat bath, I flipped over to reveal that I was rock hard. Yaya immediately commented on my boner, complimenting it in Chinese. Without hestitation, she took me fully into her mouth. Her BBBJ technique is more sensual than aggressive. And used a lot of spit, just the way I like it. She flipped her body over and stuck her kitty in my face for some 69. During 69, she took me fully in her mouth and was able to deepthroat me completely which was super hot.

After 69, I got up and asked for a cover. We did mish on the table and she dirty talked me in Chinese with really great eye contact throughout. We then switched to standing mish, side mish, and then doggy.

After about 15 minutes of fucking, I pulled out and shot a fat load all over her chest. She was amazed by how much there was and she told me that "I gave her a shower" in Chinese.

Yaya was a fun time and I highly recommend.

Looks: Candy Cindy / Kimi Selena Ruby Yaya Peach Sindy Molly Lulu Mia Ivy Yoyo Cici Lucy Apple.

Body: Peach Selena Candy Cindy / Kimi Yaya Sindy Ruby Cici Mia Ivy Yoyo Molly Lulu Lucy Apple.

Service: Cici Peach Candy Sindy Yaya Selena Lucy Apple Ruby Molly Mia Ivy Cindy / Kimi Lulu Yoyo.

[QUOTE=Bbaka10;7453097]Physical Description: 5'4, fair skin. Fantastic set of C's that feel great. Fully shaved kitty when I saw her. Has GND looks and hourglass shape.

Private Details: Saw the glowing reviews for Yaya, so I knew I needed to pay a visit to TA to sample the new goods. Arrived early in the morning and MMS Mina welcomed me in with open arms and quickly ushered me into one of the rooms.

As I entered the room, Yaya came in right after me. Immediately commenting that I was handsome. She sure is a sweet-talker and is very good with dirty talk once you get into things. But more on that later.

Yaya has a very attractive GND appearance. And is probably around 5'4. I'd give her a looks rating similar to Selena's (but they do look different) . They both strike a good balance between GND and hot. She has an amazing set of C's that are likely manmade, but felt fairly natural. Read the other reviews for a good description of her looks.

We started the session with a massage, which was honestly quite good. She applied pressure in the right places in a way that a real masseuse would. After about 10 minutes, she took her top off and rubbed her amazing tits all over my back. Afterwards, she gave me a catbath all over my back, making sure to tease and suck on all the right areas and apply a decent amount of saliva. After the catbath, she went to town and TUMA for a while. Her TUMA skills are excellent.

After the cat bath, I flipped over to reveal that I was rock hard. Yaya immediately commented on my boner, complimenting it in Chinese. Without hestitation, she took me fully into her mouth. Her BBBJ technique is more sensual than aggressive. And used a lot of spit, just the way I like it. She flipped her body over and stuck her kitty in my face for some 69. During 69, she took me fully in her mouth and was able to deepthroat me completely which was super hot.

After 69, I got up and asked for a cover. We did mish on the table and she dirty talked me in Chinese with really great eye contact throughout. We then switched to standing mish, side mish, and then doggy.

After about 15 minutes of fucking, I pulled out and shot a fat load all over her chest. She was amazed by how much there was and she told me that "I gave her a shower" in Chinese.

Yaya was a fun time and I highly recommend.

Looks: Candy Cindy / Kimi Selena Ruby Yaya Peach Sindy Molly Lulu Mia Ivy Yoyo Cici Lucy Apple.

Body: Peach Selena Candy Cindy / Kimi Yaya Sindy Ruby Cici Mia Ivy Yoyo Molly Lulu Lucy Apple.

Service: Cici Peach Candy Sindy Yaya Selena Lucy Apple Ruby Molly Mia Ivy Cindy / Kimi Lulu Yoyo.[/QUOTE]I'm assuming you're ranking these girls. ? I think I've been most of them but how do you even remember? 😆 that's crazy but yes, there are some future HOF girls on here for sure. Yaya does sound interesting.

I went to go see Gia at Tai Masssage and she did not disappoint. She's probably around upper 20's / lower 30's with a pretty face, 5'1-ish, thin slender body with MM full B size titties and trimmed kitty. Her english is non existent, but she has a phone with a translator if communication is needed. We started out making out while I was sitting on the edge of the table then she proceeded to give a kneeling BBBJ which felt great. After a couple minutes of that she put on the rubber and did the fun stuff on the table. We did CG, mish and K9. Like someone else mentioned, she can literally squeeze your dick while it's inside her lmao. It was a pretty unique experience.

[QUOTE=Jjoy07;7453450]I went to go see Gia at Tai Masssage and she did not disappoint. She's probably around upper 20's / lower 30's with a pretty face, 5'1-ish, thin slender body with MM full B size titties and trimmed kitty. Her english is non existent, but she has a phone with a translator if communication is needed. We started out making out while I was sitting on the edge of the table then she proceeded to give a kneeling BBBJ which felt great. After a couple minutes of that she put on the rubber and did the fun stuff on the table. We did CG, mish and K9. Like someone else mentioned, she can literally squeeze your dick while it's inside her lmao. It was a pretty unique experience.[/QUOTE]I think any girl can do that squeeze they just choose not to.

[QUOTE=ThePunisher50;7452106]What's the current status of M&A spa in Downey? I have not been there in over 10 years. I would rather post here than Long Beach forum because that forum isn't active. Do they still have Koreans and Latinas? Any good? Damage?[/QUOTE]Good question. Hope a current monger can give us the scoop on the lineup and damage.

[QUOTE=JizzMaster;7452920]Orchid spa unattractive provider, sun spa legit, health and beauty unattractive provider all in Hollywood, TOFTT based on prior experiences and do not recommend. Seeking new place for a massage and tease HJ.[/QUOTE]It's tough finding a good spot around there lately.

[QUOTE=DSeanC;7453107]I'm assuming you're ranking these girls. ? I think I've been most of them but how do you even remember? 😆 that's crazy but yes, there are some future HOF girls on here for sure. Yaya does sound interesting.[/QUOTE]Haha, yah that is my ranking at the very end of the post. There should be a "greater than" sign in between each girl so the first name is my fave, but I think USASG removes it for some reason. I honestly just keep adding to the ranking once I see more girls. Def is getting hard to remember now.

[QUOTE=BabyDick;7448449]I've heard of this spot interested in checking it out.

Anyone have any good intel?

Also the BB just look up Yessi in Colton.[/QUOTE]I read that LV Massage wher Jessie worked is closed. Does anyone know if she landed somewhere else?

[QUOTE=DannyFknKay;7453851]I read that LV Massage wher Jessie worked is closed. Does anyone know if she landed somewhere else?[/QUOTE]I got her cell DM me.

[QUOTE=Jjoy07;7453450]I went to go see Gia at Tai Masssage and she did not disappoint. She's probably around upper 20's / lower 30's with a pretty face, 5'1-ish, thin slender body with MM full B size titties and trimmed kitty. Her english is non existent, but she has a phone with a translator if communication is needed. We started out making out while I was sitting on the edge of the table then she proceeded to give a kneeling BBBJ which felt great. After a couple minutes of that she put on the rubber and did the fun stuff on the table. We did CG, mish and K9. Like someone else mentioned, she can literally squeeze your dick while it's inside her lmao. It was a pretty unique experience.[/QUOTE]That squeeze technique sounds wild.

Needed a quick rub down before the turkey so I went to the closest one which was Holiday Spa on East Foothill blvd.

Valeria did such a great job (hand). It helps that she did not look like the wicked witch from the East. Under 30 and above average Asian looks. So a pretty well put together lady in my book. I even tried being sarcastic towards her at some moments, but she remained very polite and patient the whole time I was with her. For just a normal massage, Valeria got that down. I wasn't expecting some extra hand strokes, but it was subtly suggested when there were maybe a couple minutes left. That was unexpected, but so was how good she was. LOL Valeria, I didn't know you had it in you! I wasn't interested in more, but you could say I left with more. First time at this spa and it was a goodie.

Latina MP or mostly Latina's, please share here or private message. I don' mind driving anywhere in LA Metropolitan.

Mamasan at TA, JoJo and other one (forgot name) still present?

I went there few weeks back and didn't see either of them.

[QUOTE=ID481;7455794]Latina MP or mostly Latina's, please share here or private message. I don' mind driving anywhere in LA Metropolitan.[/QUOTE]I'm interested as well. I've seen some fine Latinas in my time but most are clock watchers and not very service oriented so I'd love to find an LMP that at least gets close to AMP service.