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[QUOTE=Chopinsky; 1437820]That's how I felt a number of weeks ago when I stumbled across this gem:
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Body of a 19 year old girl, face of a 50 year old man[/QUOTE]At least her face problem can be solved temporarily, a brown bag over her head would do the trick. She does have a slamin bod though!
[QUOTE=ShortFoot; 1437570]Damn who is paying to see some of these gals?
[url]http://adultsearch.com/georgia/atlanta/female-escorts/449517[/url][/QUOTE]I suppose if I ever get to the point where I've done EVERYTHING, and I'm just going through the motions of depraved existence and looking for something new to fill the void, I might say "I want to fuck the ugliest possible woman".
And then I'll realize it's HARD to FIND her! And maybe then I'll see this ad and say "at last!", and head for the nearest ATM machine, phone in hand.
(I hope NL or someone else will shoot me dead on the way, of course, if I ever get to that point).
So, I CAN see a case for someone "paying to see some of these gals".
Hehe.
O.
[QUOTE=ShortFoot; 1437570]Damn who is paying to see some of these gals?
[url]http://adultsearch.com/georgia/atlanta/female-escorts/449517[/url][/QUOTE]When does fat equal thick in all the right places? I HATE when these large fat women call themselves thick. Fat is fat no matter how it's dressed up. Hahahaha.
[QUOTE=ShortFoot;1437981]At least her face problem can be solved temporarily, a brown bag over her head would do the trick. She does have a slamin bod though![/QUOTE]This one is not a single or even a double bag, she is a triple bagger.
For those that need the punchline: a triple bager is defined as one over her head; second one over your head in case her's falls off; and one by the door in case someone walks in on you
[QUOTE=Ozymandias; 1438017]I suppose if I ever get to the point where I've done EVERYTHING, and I'm just going through the motions of depraved existence and looking for something new to fill the void, I might say "I want to fuck the ugliest possible woman".
And then I'll realize it's HARD to FIND her! And maybe then I'll see this ad and say "at last!", and head for the nearest ATM machine, phone in hand.
(I hope NL or someone else will shoot me dead on the way, of course, if I ever get to that point).
So, I CAN see a case for someone "paying to see some of these gals".
Hehe.
O.[/QUOTE]Well, if I ever run across you in such a demented state, I won't shoot you; rather, I might haul your ass over to the state fair and show you better options in the livestock pens.
I just saw an ad by a chubby 22 year old black girl that says no black men with more than 6 inches. WTF?
[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1438319]Well, if I ever run across you in such a demented state, I won't shoot you; rather, I might haul your ass over to the state fair and show you better options in the livestock pens.[/QUOTE]Make sure you get him a stump broke heifer with a purty mouth.
[QUOTE=Loxxii;1438508]I just saw an ad by a chubby 22 year old black girl that says no black men with more than 6 inches. WTF?[/QUOTE]Is she talking U. S size, Eur size or UK size?
[QUOTE=Loxxii;1438508]I just saw an ad by a chubby 22 year old black girl that says no black men with more than 6 inches. WTF?[/QUOTE]Does such an animal exist?
[QUOTE=Loxxii;1438508]I just saw an ad by a chubby 22 year old black girl that says no black men with more than 6 inches. WTF?[/QUOTE]She means, from the ground.
[QUOTE=Popeofmypants;1438827]She means, from the ground.[/QUOTE]Sorry Rob and ShortFoot, but I got to go with this reply for best laugh.
Any info on this girl?
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Hey Atl crew. Just figured I would contribute and join the club.
Dreamt of this beauty this afternoon. Natalie is here with a friend visiting from Miami trying to earn some cash for a big birthday weekend coming up. She's a stipper from Miami and has a knockout body, beautiful face as you can see by the REAL pics posted in her adds. I was hoping my dream would last an hour but came up short and could only dream of her once. I woke up with 2 dents in my pocket. She wasn't very GFE as safety was strictly enforced. She seemed pretty nervous at first but warmed up after some conversation. She has one tatoo on her side and dual piercings on each nipple that enhance her very sexy puffies. Multiple positions were allowed, she was as tight as a glove. The view from doggy was epic. And I finished with her riding CG. Her don'ts are: Finger, kissing YMMV, dining, and you will need a translator for speaking french. I'm considering dreaming about her again tomorrow, as I have the feeling she will open up now that she met me. Catch her while she's here guy's, she will be gone by the 14th, so she says. I am posting both her adds, so you can see her friend Miley that is traveling with her. She visited me. But they are staying at a nicer hotel in Norcross. Any other questions. Feel free to pm. Safe hunting guy's.
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Natalie.
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Miley
Natalie pics
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I took a risk but went with my gut and it turned out ok. Summary, nice milf type gal, provided a nice GFE, and looked exactly like her pics! Unfortunately she has left Atlanta and will hopefully return soon. She initially asked for $200 but I countered with a lower more REASONABLE amount which she happily accepted.
[QUOTE=ShortFoot; 1439044][url]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/my-last-day-in-atlanta-patience-new-pics-28/12293073[/url]
I took a risk but went with my gut and it turned out ok. Summary, nice MILF type gal, provided a nice GFE, and looked exactly like her pics! Unfortunately she has left Atlanta and will hopefully return soon. She initially asked for $200 but I countered with a lower more REASONABLE amount which she happily accepted.[/QUOTE]Somebody needs to explain to these out of town visitin Yankee gals that locating downtown scares off a lot of North Side local guys.