Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SteveSmithAbq;7512251]The NoVa board gets a few queries about Kelly at Luxe Body Massage, Columbia.

[URL]https://rubrankings.com/united-states/maryland/baltimore/bodyrubs/body-rubs/sensual-relaxation-expert-59744.html[/URL]

I'm adding a report on my experience with her:

Kelly operates in Columbia, in an office building when I saw her. No shower.

She was very friendly with good conversation. The photo is accurate, but it's a glam shot.

She gives a soft massage to start off with some PM grazing. On the flip, she offers an HJ and allows nursing with decent amount of dirty talk.

I did not repeat because it's too far for me for this service and price (150) - I get the impression her menu will open up with some flirting.

She has floppy B-Cs. She has a li'l bit of a flabby belly. It cost 150 all in for what I received.

Her HJ was great. I hate the jackhammer finish some Asian providers give. I prefer some dirty talk and eye contact and she was great with that.

Worth checking out IMHO.[/QUOTE]Lucky you. I saw her a couple years ago and didn't even get a hint of anything extra. Would have went back if I got something the first time as she does look like she has a nice rack.

Just wondering if anyone has heard from or know if Sophie is currently available anywhere in the area. Would really like to see here again. Still don't know why Silk shutdown so quickly and without any warning. I saw Sophie about a week before and it was all smiles and business as usual. Drove by the other day and it's now vacant and cleaned out. Sad because I've been going to that location since the early 90's. It got me wondering how many gallons of jizz have been pumped out at that location in the past 35 or so years? LOL.

Anyway, if anyone has any info on Sophie please PM. As always any private information shared will remain private. Thanks!

[QUOTE=SteveSmithAbq;7512251]The NoVa board gets a few queries about Kelly at Luxe Body Massage, Columbia.

[URL]https://rubrankings.com/united-states/maryland/baltimore/bodyrubs/body-rubs/sensual-relaxation-expert-59744.html[/URL]

I'm adding a report on my experience with her:

Kelly operates in Columbia, in an office building when I saw her. No shower.

She was very friendly with good conversation. The photo is accurate, but it's a glam shot.

She gives a soft massage to start off with some PM grazing. On the flip, she offers an HJ and allows nursing with decent amount of dirty talk.

I did not repeat because it's too far for me for this service and price (150) - I get the impression her menu will open up with some flirting.

She has floppy B-Cs. She has a li'l bit of a flabby belly. It cost 150 all in for what I received.

Her HJ was great. I hate the jackhammer finish some Asian providers give. I prefer some dirty talk and eye contact and she was great with that.

Worth checking out IMHO.[/QUOTE]I been to a few of Latina places only having massage beds and small bathroom with a toilet and sink. Been wondered how they keep their hygiene with them because I really wetted their tits, belly and an orifice down there.

[QUOTE=Magnanimous;7519637]I been to a few of Latina places only having massage beds and small bathroom with a toilet and sink. Been wondered how they keep their hygiene with them because I really wetted their tits, belly and an orifice down there.[/QUOTE]They wash themselves down there on a bidet normally. In low hygiene countries they improvise using squirt bottle and a toilet.

[QUOTE=Jalb25;7518620]Just wondering if anyone has heard from or know if Sophie is currently available anywhere in the area. Would really like to see here again. Still don't know why Silk shutdown so quickly and without any warning. I saw Sophie about a week before and it was all smiles and business as usual. Drove by the other day and it's now vacant and cleaned out. Sad because I've been going to that location since the early 90's. It got me wondering how many gallons of jizz have been pumped out at that location in the past 35 or so years? LOL.

Anyway, if anyone has any info on Sophie please PM. As always any private information shared will remain private. Thanks![/QUOTE]I can trace my first time to 1989, I was just old enough and me and 2 friends stopped by after a night out drinking. Hard to believe they let in 3 of us, young and semi-drunk. Many fun times there with Yung, Sunny, Tisha, and others that I can't recall the names. Yes, a whole lot of spilled jizz LOL! Loved getting 2 fers, one during the table shower and then in the room. Couldn't pull that off now tho. End of an era for sure.

[QUOTE=Axlmoe;7520365]I can trace my first time to 1989, I was just old enough and me and 2 friends stopped by after a night out drinking. Hard to believe they let in 3 of us, young and semi-drunk. Many fun times there with Yung, Sunny, Tisha, and others that I can't recall the names. Yes, a whole lot of spilled jizz LOL! Loved getting 2 fers, one during the table shower and then in the room. Couldn't pull that off now tho. End of an era for sure.[/QUOTE]Kind of gross but just for fun I ran some numbers. Per google a normal ejaculations is around. 11 fluid oz. We will guess that Rainbow Spa (the first at this location) opened Jan 1, 1989 and closed Dec 1st, 2025. That is 13,483 day. They were typically open 7 days a week and usually had 3 or more girls working. I'll say 3 girls and 8 customers a day. I realize in the glory days they often had 5 or more girls. Anyway with 3 girls, 8 customers per day, an average shot of. 11 oz for 13,483 days that would be around 278 gallons of jizz! Yikes LOL.

[QUOTE=Jalb25;7520930]Kind of gross but just for fun I ran some numbers. Per google a normal ejaculations is around. 11 fluid oz. We will guess that Rainbow Spa (the first at this location) opened Jan 1, 1989 and closed Dec 1st, 2025. That is 13,483 day. They were typically open 7 days a week and usually had 3 or more girls working. I'll say 3 girls and 8 customers a day. I realize in the glory days they often had 5 or more girls. Anyway with 3 girls, 8 customers per day, an average shot of. 11 oz for 13,483 days that would be around 278 gallons of jizz! Yikes LOL.[/QUOTE]That is almost the size of a 12 oz can of beer. Maybe you have gotten mis-information from the internet.

[QUOTE=ThrobbinWood;7521394]That is almost the size of a 12 oz can of beer. Maybe you have gotten mis-information from the internet.[/QUOTE]If you look a little more carefully that is 0. 11 fluid oz. Note, the editor thinks that decimal point is a period. It puts the decimal point behind the character in front of it and adds a space. In case that is not clear enough it is a little bit more than 1/10th of an ounce. That is 1 ounce divided into 10 pieces.

If it were 11 oz that would have been about 27,808 gallons. Think about it. lol

[QUOTE=Jalb25;7521626]If you look a little more carefully that is 0. 11 fluid oz. Note, the editor thinks that decimal point is a period. It puts the decimal point behind the character in front of it and adds a space. In case that is not clear enough it is a little bit more than 1/10th of an ounce. That is 1 ounce divided into 10 pieces.

If it were 11 oz that would have been about 27,808 gallons. Think about it. lol[/QUOTE]Placed end to end, how many times around the world would it go?

[QUOTE=Jalb25;7518620]Just wondering if anyone has heard from or know if Sophie is currently available anywhere in the area. Would really like to see here again. Still don't know why Silk shutdown so quickly and without any warning. I saw Sophie about a week before and it was all smiles and business as usual. Drove by the other day and it's now vacant and cleaned out. Sad because I've been going to that location since the early 90's. It got me wondering how many gallons of jizz have been pumped out at that location in the past 35 or so years? LOL.

Anyway, if anyone has any info on Sophie please PM. As always any private information shared will remain private. Thanks![/QUOTE]I miss her so much I'd pay for bad info LOL.

[QUOTE=Axlmoe;7520365]I can trace my first time to 1989, I was just old enough and me and 2 friends stopped by after a night out drinking. Hard to believe they let in 3 of us, young and semi-drunk. Many fun times there with Yung, Sunny, Tisha, and others that I can't recall the names. Yes, a whole lot of spilled jizz LOL! Loved getting 2 fers, one during the table shower and then in the room. Couldn't pull that off now tho. End of an era for sure.[/QUOTE]It sounds like a fairy tale that we once filled our tanks for under a dollar a gallon.

Looks like Howard is dried up! Half tempted to start looking on Twitter. Only problem is most of these girls on Twitter want 300-400 for an hour. I'm the typical house fee, weak massage, and finish me off with a HJ in 20 minutes. Don't need an hour of conversation. The main reason we pay these girls is not for what they are offering. We pay to not deal with them afterwards to carry on about our day.

Anyone know what happened to them? Phone is done. I drove by and all signs are gone. Did they get busted?

[QUOTE=JetVictor;7535381]Anyone know what happened to them? Phone is done. I drove by and all signs are gone. Did they get busted?[/QUOTE]A bust would have made the news. Maybe an immigration sweep or they got tipped off that someone was looking into them.

Their Facebook has regular posts about coming back soon but the phone number is down so idk what is going on there.

I'd love for them to open back up or get a line on the girls. That was my favorite spot. Those girls seemed to love giving prostate massages.

Any intel? Caught my eye the other day what could be had here?

[QUOTE=Landova25;7549345]Any intel? Caught my eye the other day what could be had here?[/QUOTE]Just a massage no upgrades whatsoever.

[QUOTE=DCHung;7549430]Just a massage no upgrades whatsoever.[/QUOTE]True, and a very good massage.

FWIW. Ace spa is open again.

Went there the other day. Posted in Baltimore section.

Hana spa in Ellicott City has two new (maybe I don't go there often) women. "Lisa" is one, the other looks similar. Light on the massage and more on the ending. Both girls dress like they mean business.

I figured I would get this place a shot again since they have been open for a couple of months. I figured they would probably do the legit route to start before driving into what all of us gentlemen look for. Definitely not the case. 100% legit massage still. Not even a hint of extras. Carefully placed towel and zero soft touch. Didn't even get to do any sort of flip to get front of body massage. If you're looking for a regular massage this place is definitely okay.

[QUOTE=Thulenewman;7556556]Hana spa in Ellicott City has two new (maybe I don't go there often) women. "Lisa" is one, the other looks similar. Light on the massage and more on the ending. Both girls dress like they mean business.[/QUOTE]Coco still there? That's my sugar mama 😂.

I know its been a while, has anyone tried Wellness again? That used to be my go to if I wanted a quick, cheap handshake.

[QUOTE=BonesawIsReady;7561009]I know its been a while, has anyone tried Wellness again? That used to be my go to if I wanted a quick, cheap handshake.[/QUOTE]Yeah it's still there and still will offer the cheap handshake.

One of the providers offers a pretty decent massage and a really good tantric handshake. For the life of me I cannot remember her name. I want to say Nicole but don't quote me on that.

There's usually two providers there. One of them is short and stubby. NOT that one LOL. The other one who's slightly older.

Headed over to Ace spa this morning around 10 am. I was driving north and pulled right into the lot at the end near ACE. I immediately noticed an HCPD vehicle parked at the other end of the lot. It was quite obvious because nothing was open but Ace at that time and there were only 4 other cars on the lot other than the police SUV. I slowed down pretending I was going to the Elkridge Diner but since they were closed I kept going and left the lot. I went across the street over to Green Valley to pick up a few things. I parked so I could watch what was going on across the street at Ace. I figured if LE was gone when I came back out of Green Valley I would head over and see Ruby or whoever was working. When I came back out LE was still present and a monger was leaving Ace. He had to drive past the LE vehicle to get off the lot and as soon as he was off the private lot and onto Washington Blvd Howard county's finest lit him up and pulled him over into the gas station next door.

Needless to say, I didn't chance visiting Ace. That poor monger may have had expired tags or something but probably not. Both Howard and AA county have really stepped up the harassment of these spas trying to force them out of business. Stay aware of your surroundings and watch your six. It's not safe out there anymore.