Rather handy little one-stop-shopping location!
At least during any "business-hours" when all of them are "open for business" anyway! Randi at "Carla's old place" & Salon-61 A' m' p' (overpriced, "IMHO" anyhow) & now "Rockstar" all within half-block of each other it looks like! & all right on Preston there; shit you wouldn't even have to drive or take a taxi: you could take the metro-bus just as discreetly & easily!
New psycho-sexual malady?
[QUOTE=OlMuffDiver;2282531][B]I have developed a new psycho-sexual malady![/B] After having visited a fair amount of AMPs, [B]I am no longer able to have sexual completion [U]until I know that a bottled water will be forthcomin[/U]g![/B][/QUOTE]Great! Hilarious; Perhaps this should be studied by sexologists everywhere? _ sincerely, A' K'.
Experienced Hobby Problems
[QUOTE=Jakeb1029;2282969]Hey guys (and gals).
I'm a 25 y / o college student, and I'm very interested in trying to hit up an AMP. I'm not single, but the idea of having an "unknown" woman work out all of the kinks in my back and body really is exciting. The ONLY thing stopping me from going is the fact that I'm unaware as to what to expect. I don't know what to "do" when I walk it, I don't know a good place to go to, etc. I know what I can expect (I've read a ton of reviews), but I just simply and nervous about not really knowing what to do, where to park, etc. Some of you might know what I'm talking about when you had your first I guess.
Any ways, take it easy on a greenie. I'm just wondering if someone could write out a few tips, and a couple direct recommendations for me.
Thanks![/QUOTE]See I now have the opposite problem. I'm so used to being serviced by the fine crew here in Louisville that I'm not sure about how to go about pleasuring myself now. Perhaps you can help.
Should I use lotion? It seems it might be easier to clean up if I go at it dry but I'm afraid of chafing. I don't want to rub the skin off my penis.
Where do I aim? If I aim up towards my belly and get a little more excited than normal, I might shoot myself in the eye. And I just can't hear my mother telling me "I told you that you would go blind". If I aim the other way, I'm renting a Bissell from Lowes. Doesn't seem like there is a real good option here other than the shower. And the problem with the shower is I need a larger water heater.
Hairy palms: is it just a myth?
What about pornography? Do they still sell those magazines in gas stations? I haven't seen them on the shelves in a while. Should I try a truck stop or get a PO box and a subscription? I'm just afraid of malware to try Internet stuff.
Tissues, towels or just use my undershirt?. I'm leaning towards just blowing a load in the undershirt of the day. Seems tha I have to wash it anyway so why not? If there is some residual staining, it goes under my close anyways. The problem with that is the before work jack becomes a bit of an issue. I don't want to walk around with salty cum cologne all day.
Anyway as far as your consternation, it's really not brain surgery. Go find a bad girl and go have some fun. Stick your thumb in your mouth, hold your nose and blow real hard. Hopefully a pair of gonads will drop from inside your belly. That should be all you need to proceed from here. Good luck.
*NOT* the way to attract business
Thought I would check out the new place and post a review.
[URL]http://louisville.backpage.com/BodyRubs/now-open-new-body-rub-massage-salon-now-hiring/7690660[/URL]
When I called to make an appt, a MAN answers the phone.
No thanks!!
The "Sun" is always shinning.
My late reviews.
I made my 5th trip to the SUNny location several weeks ago. Unfortunately, we don't really have anything like that in Indy anymore. The first time I went I met a slim Japanese woman who had an amazing HE touch. Ok looking I suppose. After doing more research and another trip to Louisville I was able to meet Candy while she was still at that location. Amazing TS that involved body slides. After she lead me to the sauna she washed herself in the TS area which I greatly appreciate. I choose the full service and wasn't disappointed. My next trip I was introduced to CoCo as Candy was on either moving to another location or had the night off. I wasn't sure on her looks since her grill was not in the best shape. The rest wasn't bad looking at all. I opted for full service again and was pleasantly surprised that a cover wasn't used during "warm up". I left a happy customer yet again. I will say none of the above gave spectacular massages.
My most recent trip there I tried to schedule with Sarah? As she had a favorable review. She wasn't available and sadly I cannot remember the person they scheduled me with. Appears to be a new mamasan. I didn't recognize her and she seems far more friendly than the one I'm used to seeing. The woman that was brought in was older and nothing special to look at. Honestly, I was a little disappointed. TS was nothing spectacular and I didn't really have any interest in full service. Massage was ok at best. I opted for the menu item below that. Her skill was exceptional! It took some willpower not to finish so soon and on top of that not a drop was spilled or left in a sink. I was amazed by that. I guess you cannot judge a book by it's cover. I'm disappointed in myself for not remembering her name! She did tell me that when I come back I can take my pick of who is working that evening. That works out well since they seem to rotate out personnel on a fairly consistent basis and I'm not down there as much as I would like.
People near that location are fortunate indeed. Be safe out there!
Melissa, New and improved?
[URL]http://louisville.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/give-yourself-the-gift-of-relaxation-limited-availability-so-call-soon/7718488[/URL]
Have seen Melissa in the past and been disappointed. She has talent and knowledge in the massage area and will do a hand job, but sometimes has a bit of an attitude and has cut my time short the past 3-4 times that I saw her. This was 2-3 years ago.
I see that she has improved her ads and is scheduling for 90 minutes. I would hope that she is not collecting for 90 minutes and then shorting those clients as she did me on the 60 minutes, so I am wondering if she has improved. She could build a hell of a business if she would deliver the full time with a fun attitude.
Thanks.