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PM me some 6-7's. I'm not that picky as long as theyre in nice shape.

[QUOTE=Riina;2476065]Guys,

I counted 53 working European prostitutes affiliated with a Chicago agency. Another 62 that are retired or semipro and still willing to meet and greet for a gift. Almost everybody is Polish and living on the North West side or its burbs. That sounds like a good scene but not really. The problem is the vast majority are 6's and 7's. If we actually had 8's or 9's, this would be the best Euro scene in the country.[/QUOTE]

I'm not picky when comes to European chicks if you feel like pm 6 and 7's I will be really happy and thankful!

[QUOTE=Silvio;2477460]PM me some 6-7's. I'm not that picky as long as theyre in nice shape.[/QUOTE]

Gentlemen, I would like to date and possibly marry an asian woman. I know there are asian bride websites out there but I think they.

Are all scams. Please PM me with any help or tips on dating an asian woman. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Silvio;2477460]PM me some 6-7's. I'm not that picky as long as theyre in nice shape.[/QUOTE]Hi,

I use two Euro agencies and they give good access to the local girl next door. Both post late mornings on BP m-f as to which girls are on for the day. I will refer to them as the 262 and the 323 agencies. I recommend you meet Olivia at 262, mature hardened girl but very professional. Once you have established that you are a human being, contact the 323 agency and use 262 as a referral. Both managers know each other. Now you will have a dozen neighborhood girls to meet that are just trying to get by.

I would love to share my utr contacts, but those girls have to host at home and will only meet if they know you. The whole culture of single 30 plus Slavic girls will meet for a gift. Make some friends and have fun.

[QUOTE=DeepSubman;2477860]Gentlemen, I would like to date and possibly marry an asian woman. I know there are asian bride websites out there but I think they.

Are all scams. Please PM me with any help or tips on dating an asian woman. Thanks.[/QUOTE]If you want to keep it local and simple here are a few ideas.

1.) Make an appt with Holly out in Carpentersville. [URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5026823218.html[/URL] She seems to be interviewing for a suitor for her sister. Mid to late 20's?, slim, attractive. I've met her and she's nice.

2.) Make an appt. with Daying in Round Lake. [URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5030554357.html[/URL] She used to have pictures of her friends back in China taped to her walls that she was interviewing for. Ages fell in the 45-55 range. Haven't seen them in a while but next time I'm there I'll quiz her for you.

3.) Make an appt. with fellow monger Bob521. He always has a strong stable and may be willing to shoot you a lead on one he's going to be rotating out of his line up. Hahaha.

4.) Make an appt. with a therapist to figure out why you would ever want to be tied down to just one for the next 10 yrs when you could rent a different one every damn day of the year by just reading BP and CL ads. Hahaha.

Keep It Simple Subman.

Hey guys, I was browsing the viagra section of this site and saw something about what is called "the Priapus Shot" for male enchancement purposes Does anyone here.

Know any information about it, either good and or bad?

G2.

I'm sure several members here access USASG via their phone and perhaps only on their phone. However, when I tried using it on the phone I find that the website is not optimized for viewing on smartphone. It was quite cumbersome to read through the posts. Just wondering if there is some 'trick' to access the site from the phone that I'm not aware of.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2478882]If you want to keep it local and simple here are a few ideas.

1.) Make an appt with Holly out in Carpentersville. [URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5026823218.html[/URL] She seems to be interviewing for a suitor for her sister. Mid to late 20's?, slim, attractive. I've met her and she's nice.

2.) Make an appt. with Daying in Round Lake. [URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5030554357.html[/URL] She used to have pictures of her friends back in China taped to her walls that she was interviewing for. Ages fell in the 45-55 range. Haven't seen them in a while but next time I'm there I'll quiz her for you.

3.) Make an appt. with fellow monger Bob521. He always has a strong stable and may be willing to shoot you a lead on one he's going to be rotating out of his line up. Hahaha.

4.) Make an appt. with a therapist to figure out why you would ever want to be tied down to just one for the next 10 yrs when you could rent a different one every damn day of the year by just reading BP and CL ads. Hahaha.

Keep It Simple Subman.[/QUOTE]LOL too funny! I get Subman though. I met 2 diff asian women and see then every week both want nothing but you please me. 1 started off as a massage client but quickly became free. The other is a 26 yr old whos married to an old Chinese guy who has no time for her so I give her myltiple orgasms weekly.

I too love Asian women and ponder marry one but then I think why? I can have them all if I'm single! LOL.

Funny! Holly seems to be nice too! Her Ad says an hour costs 59.95 LOL really? BTW did you see her or her sister?

[QUOTE=HeadFirst;2478882]If you want to keep it local and simple here are a few ideas.

1.) Make an appt with Holly out in Carpentersville. [URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5026823218.html[/URL] She seems to be interviewing for a suitor for her sister. Mid to late 20's?, slim, attractive. I've met her and she's nice.

2.) Make an appt. with Daying in Round Lake. [URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5030554357.html[/URL] She used to have pictures of her friends back in China taped to her walls that she was interviewing for. Ages fell in the 45-55 range. Haven't seen them in a while but next time I'm there I'll quiz her for you.

3.) Make an appt. with fellow monger Bob521. He always has a strong stable and may be willing to shoot you a lead on one he's going to be rotating out of his line up. Hahaha.

4.) Make an appt. with a therapist to figure out why you would ever want to be tied down to just one for the next 10 yrs when you could rent a different one every damn day of the year by just reading BP and CL ads. Hahaha.

Keep It Simple Subman.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lebruno;2473209]I could see that its a good value for 50 but concerned that they will be storing your Driver's licence and other details.

Could someone explain how exactly does RS2 K does verification and what kind of personal data do they share with the Providers?[/QUOTE]After your background check she dumps the information other than the Roomservice info you need to tell the provider.

Usual questions on employment, address and other info. If you want to play it safe it is the best way to go. Some of the Chinese Apt uses the service.

You look at the teaser pic 1. Looking good, you might call.

Then, you see pic 2. What The FFFFFFF?? Oh, dear heavens WHY did I click on this ad!?

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/27568573[/URL]

Charmo, you the TOFTT type of guy. LOL.

[QUOTE=MrCharmo;2484788]You look at the teaser pic 1. Looking good, you might call.

Then, you see pic 2. What The FFFFFFF?? Oh, dear heavens WHY did I click on this ad!?

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/27568573[/URL][/QUOTE]

OK. That was pretty damn funny! Needed that laugh this morning.

[QUOTE=MrCharmo;2484788]You look at the teaser pic 1. Looking good, you might call.

Then, you see pic 2. What The FFFFFFF?? Oh, dear heavens WHY did I click on this ad!?

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/27568573[/URL][/QUOTE]

I have planned to make a trip to Joliet area. And if all goes well, should be returning with cash in my pocket. Any young lovelies to check out in Joliet, or on the way there?

[QUOTE=MrCharmo;2485215]I have planned to make a trip to Joliet area. And if all goes well, should be returning with cash in my pocket. Any young lovelies to check out in Joliet, or on the way there?[/QUOTE]Lexi on backpage was there yesterday, many good reviews on her, nice body, shady motel.

Have a number of a very old WSW with a hoover mouth.

Never seen Brookleign on BP but her reviews are good.

[QUOTE=MrCharmo;2484788]You look at the teaser pic 1. Looking good, you might call.

Then, you see pic 2. What The FFFFFFF?? Oh, dear heavens WHY did I click on this ad!?

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/27568573[/URL][/QUOTE]Damn, I'd be afraid to let her try getting on top, I might not survive!

Now, if only I can figure out how to wipe that 'vision' out of my mind.

[QUOTE=MrCharmo;2484788]You look at the teaser pic 1. Looking good, you might call.

Then, you see pic 2. What The FFFFFFF?? Oh, dear heavens WHY did I click on this ad!?

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/27568573[/URL][/QUOTE]Damn, I'd be afraid to let her try getting on top, I might not survive!

Now, if only I can figure out how to wipe that 'vision' out of my mind.

[QUOTE=MShah2333;2485244]Lexi on backpage was there yesterday, many good reviews on her, nice body, shady motel.

Have a number of a very old WSW with a hoover mouth.

Never seen Brookleign on BP but her reviews are good.[/QUOTE]I got the Joliet cash $, but didn't get the Joliet Poontang. This post wasn't up by the time I rode back, un-triumphant. Thanks, though.

Big K has a new girl Olya. Most attractive mature girl I have ever met. She told me she was Polish. I told her she looked Ukrainian. She said she is part. I looked at her good and assessed she was pure Slav, pure girl. She was.

Gentlemen, I'm sure with all the international traffic O'Hare gets everyday, and with all the layover time, I'm sure there are stewardesses and other female airline workers. Both domestic and international. Frequent the area bars and restaurants. I was wondering if any of you have been successful with hooking up with any of them. And if they still go to these places.

[QUOTE=OPIllini;2486823]Gentlemen, I'm sure with all the international traffic O'Hare gets everyday, and with all the layover time, I'm sure there are stewardesses and other female airline workers. Both domestic and international. Frequent the area bars and restaurants. I was wondering if any of you have been successful with hooking up with any of them. And if they still go to these places.[/QUOTE]I did very well with stewardesses back in the days (20 years ago) but that's only bcs I worked for an airline back then and had the gift of gab.

Now I don't care and no time to bs the bs and only get off when I pay for it. :)

[QUOTE=Riina;2486745]Big K has a new girl Olya. Most attractive mature girl I have ever met. She told me she was Polish. I told her she looked Ukrainian. She said she is part. I looked at her good and assessed she was pure Slav, pure girl. She was.[/QUOTE]What is Big K?

I recently had 2 experiences with providers that at the end of the sessions I was a little surprised by their personal habits, especially with one I donated over $$$ to.

Occasionally I dabble in the Asian apartments where the first and last thing you do is shower with your playmate who makes sure everything on you and her are clean. Maybe because of this I expect it from the other providers?

I always show up showered and clean, and after any FS appointment I *always* shower and brush the teeth and rinse the mouth out. To me these are good habits for many reasons. Now I know some of the providers out there may not share my views on personal grooming, but when I see someone, especially for $$$ which I do often enough, I'm expecting they're showered and ready for me. With these 2 it may not have been the case. Luckily, I usually see a provider early in the day, both due to my schedule and because I have this thing for being the first guy in the AM, getting her "fresh out of the gate".

In one instance, the provider hopped in the shower after me while I was there, but didn't do a total shower, she just squatted down in the tub and ran water over her silk igloo from the faucet. I didn't see if she used soap. This surprised me a bit as the room was a bit warm and we both got sweaty. On the other occasion the provider was in a gown redoing her lipstick as I stepped out of the shower.

Now, to be fair to them, I cannot say or know what happened after I left the incall. Maybe both did more after I left so they had some privacy and didn't still feel the need to entertain my dumb ass while they're trying to get ready for the next appointment. I honestly don't know.

Am I being a picky prude, or comparing apples to oranges. ?

You'd expect providers in the 300 dollar range to be freshly showered and ready to play. No question. If a provider has seen someone before you she should at least clean up a bit before seeing her next client. But it depends on when her next client shows up. I've seen a provider right after her previous client has left. But at least she cleaned herself up before seeing me. I've never had an issue with a provider's hygiene.

[QUOTE=OPIllini;2486823]Gentlemen, I'm sure with all the international traffic O'Hare gets everyday, and with all the layover time, I'm sure there are stewardesses and other female airline workers. Both domestic and international. Frequent the area bars and restaurants. I was wondering if any of you have been successful with hooking up with any of them. And if they still go to these places.[/QUOTE]Years ago, I knew a number of stewardesses that rented units in The Colony Apts (Stew-Zoo) for layovers. 5-6 stewardesses would share a unit for layovers as they were based in Chicago. If this is still the case, I would think they would hang out at bars / clubs in that area when they don't have time to travel into the city for entertainment.

Raise your hand! I didn't. Got a BP NCNS, luckily wasn't too far from my spot. Also never got call back from a UTR, was trying to set up a MMF.

Charmo has blue balls this morning.

[QUOTE=MrCharmo;2489024]Raise your hand! I didn't. Got a BP NCNS, luckily wasn't too far from my spot. Also never got call back from a UTR, was trying to set up a MMF.

Charmo has blue balls this morning.[/QUOTE]I just go back for a business trip and wanted to have fun but no luck. Maybe today?

[QUOTE=RonM;2488518]You'd expect providers in the 300 dollar range to be freshly showered and ready to play. No question. If a provider has seen someone before you she should at least clean up a bit before seeing her next client. But it depends on when her next client shows up. I've seen a provider right after her previous client has left. But at least she cleaned herself up before seeing me. I've never had an issue with a provider's hygiene.[/QUOTE]If this is your concern, you need to meet strictly Ukrainian devushkas (girls). The freshest pussies on the planet. With the Polish, you have to take a few licks and sniffs before digging in.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;2488051]I recently had 2 experiences with providers that at the end of the sessions I was a little surprised by their personal habits, especially with one I donated over $$$ to.

Occasionally I dabble in the Asian apartments where the first and last thing you do is shower with your playmate who makes sure everything on you and her are clean. Maybe because of this I expect it from the other providers?

I always show up showered and clean, and after any FS appointment I *always* shower and brush the teeth and rinse the mouth out. To me these are good habits for many reasons. Now I know some of the providers out there may not share my views on personal grooming, but when I see someone, especially for $$$ which I do often enough, I'm expecting they're showered and ready for me. With these 2 it may not have been the case. Luckily, I usually see a provider early in the day, both due to my schedule and because I have this thing for being the first guy in the AM, getting her "fresh out of the gate".

In one instance, the provider hopped in the shower after me while I was there, but didn't do a total shower, she just squatted down in the tub and ran water over her silk igloo from the faucet. I didn't see if she used soap. This surprised me a bit as the room was a bit warm and we both got sweaty. On the other occasion the provider was in a gown redoing her lipstick as I stepped out of the shower.

Now, to be fair to them, I cannot say or know what happened after I left the incall. Maybe both did more after I left so they had some privacy and didn't still feel the need to entertain my dumb ass while they're trying to get ready for the next appointment. I honestly don't know.

Am I being a picky prude, or comparing apples to oranges. ?[/QUOTE]Let me be frank, while also not try to be offensive.

Dude, on both occasions you probably just went to pound town on a living breathing cUM rag and you're talking about hygiene. 300 or not, she's a pro, you're not getting pristine landscape.

[QUOTE=OPIllini;2486823]Gentlemen, I'm sure with all the international traffic O'Hare gets everyday, and with all the layover time, I'm sure there are stewardesses and other female airline workers. Both domestic and international. Frequent the area bars and restaurants. I was wondering if any of you have been successful with hooking up with any of them. And if they still go to these places.[/QUOTE]Came across this ad today. Not sure if this is what you're looking for age-wise, but she is a stewardess.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/flight-attendant-on-layovers-giving-personal-cockpit-tours-will-it-be-coffee-tea-or-me/26138906[/URL]

Stay Safe,

BigChiGuy.

I have a UTR looking for some work. You need to be clean (she made me right that LOL). She is a 21 why / o blonde. Great skills. Slim body. Seniors only. I am looking for a trade if you have any similar also.

Happy hunting.

[QUOTE=SeniorJerry55;2489617]I have a UTR looking for some work. You need to be clean (she made me right that LOL). She is a 21 why / o blonde. Great skills. Slim body. Seniors only. I am looking for a trade if you have any similar also.

Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]I can trade either Oak Lawn or NW side Chicago. Where is your friend located?

[QUOTE=OPIllini;2486823]Gentlemen, I'm sure with all the international traffic O'Hare gets everyday, and with all the layover time, I'm sure there are stewardesses and other female airline workers. Both domestic and international. Frequent the area bars and restaurants. I was wondering if any of you have been successful with hooking up with any of them. And if they still go to these places. [/quote]Digging last night I found another BP listing that looks hot, I'd love to have her show up in uniform! I haven't seen anything posted on her, but haven't looked very hard either. A little research shows she is a real woman, but no reviews. Good Luck and keep us posted.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/flight-attendant-first-class-flight-outcalls/20806693[/URL]

[QUOTE=BigChiGuy44;2489506]Came across this ad today. Not sure if this is what you're looking for age-wise, but she is a stewardess.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/flight-attendant-on-layovers-giving-personal-cockpit-tours-will-it-be-coffee-tea-or-me/26138906[/URL]

Stay Safe,

BigChiGuy.[/QUOTE]Most if not all of those pix are fake / stolen. Been discussed before-that Same ad has appeared in CHI and in other locations (nationally) many, many months ago (she must be SLOW.

To retire:-0).

/ F.

So I went to this plaza in Schuller Ok to wash clothes and forgot my bleach so headed to 711. As soon as I walked in I saw this girl around her late 30's on the phone talking with someone saying yes baby I'm coming as soon as my girlfriend pick me up. Right away I knew she was a worker. Too bad I couldn't get her number cause she looked good for her age.

[QUOTE=feckless;2490344]Most if not all of those pix are fake / stolen. Been discussed before-that Same ad has appeared in CHI and in other locations (nationally) many, many months ago (she must be SLOW.

To retire:-0).

/ F.[/QUOTE]What you see IS NOT what you get! 56 on the age might be correct, but sexy as in the pictures is not. Google image most of the pics and you'll see where they are stolen from.

[QUOTE=Mannheim;2489377]Let me be frank, while also not try to be offensive.

Dude, on both occasions you probably just went to pound town on a living breathing cUM rag and you're talking about hygiene. 300 or not, she's a pro, you're not getting pristine landscape.[/QUOTE]If these were BP hood rats offering specials for 60, I'd expect the next 3 mongers in line waiting in the room yelling at me to finish the fuck up! Twas not the case in either instance.

I don't expect pristine, but hey, when I go mudding, I wash my Jeep after I'm done! I don't leave it dirty until the next time I use it.

I had picked up the young female adult. Was going to have a nice time. I'm familiar with her skills, so was looking forward to some good ol fun. Just then I noticed an email from a hobby, who's plans had fallen apart for the night. I check with the girl, and invite him over.

The idea was MMF, she napped while he arrived. Once it was on, I just couldn't get myself to jump in. I figured I'd let the hobby get the most out of her, without me getting in the way. Save MMF for another day.

So, I ended up TOFTT by NOT Taking One For the team?

You're welcome, fellow hobby. But now I got a case of MEGA BLUE BALLS.

I notice that some massage parlors in the area offer waxing services as well. [URL]http://illinois.backpage.com/BodyRubs/special-55-hr-wonderful-touch-massage-773-639-1018/19223376[/URL].

Also, their rates seem to be a lot less than the Brazilian waxing centers. Perhaps, the MP waxers aren't certified waxing specialists?

I might go ahead and TOFTT but wanted to check what has been the experience of fellow mongers on this.

[QUOTE=MrCharmo;2491023]I had picked up the young female adult. Was going to have a nice time. I'm familiar with her skills, so was looking forward to some good ol fun. Just then I noticed an email from a hobby, who's plans had fallen apart for the night. I check with the girl, and invite him over.

The idea was MMF, she napped while he arrived. Once it was on, I just couldn't get myself to jump in. I figured I'd let the hobby get the most out of her, without me getting in the way. Save MMF for another day.

So, I ended up TOFTT by NOT Taking One For the team?

You're welcome, fellow hobby. But now I got a case of MEGA BLUE BALLS.[/QUOTE]So you gave yourself a case of blue balls. Next step is critical blue balls (which is fatal in many countries) LOL. Rocket Dork.