Massage Parlor Reports

Last Wednesday I had the urge for some asian massage therapy.

So I ventured over to Tea Tree Therapy. However I was greeted by an older woman who looked to easily be in her 50's. I asked for Kimberly or Michelle but was told that there was no Kimberly or Michelle here. This older lady was telling me that she could please me. I said 'no thanks' and left out a trip across Tysons to Ivy.

This was my first time at Ivy. And it will be my last.

I was greeted by a young Chinese girl who spoke in a soft monotone voice, she was not very attractive (to me) and she reminded me of a zombie.

Upon walking in the room she gives the HJ motion and explains that she can help relieve me. This was weird to me as its my first time there.

I say that I'll settle for 30 min and give her. 6, I then ask about TS and am told I must ask for 60 min, so I hand over another. 2

TS is okay she gets all the right spots. Am then told to dry myself off.

We get in the room and I get an okay but short back massage, and am then told to flip.

Then it gets weird because then she goes over the menu. She says for. 6 tip I can get service and place my hands all over. For. 8 I can get service with her top off. For 1. 0 I can get service w/ all her clothing off. I am boggled that she has given me this menu. And I say I just want normal service.

Standard nova deal, but pretty mechanical. I leave her. 4 and then am told that this is acceptable as it is my 1st time, but next time I need to leave. 6

I'm then thinking, no worries. There won't be any next time.

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]I KNOW how to RTFF!! I am looking for NEW data, please.

JJ[/QUOTE]
JungleJim being told to RTFF....classic! LOL

[QUOTE=Sushi Boy]JungleJim being told to RTFF....classic! LOL[/QUOTE]


NONE of us are invulnerable to flame!

Me included...

JJ

[QUOTE=Norm Leone]Went for an hour with a new girl named Jennifer, from China. A little into the massage I realized there were 4 hands on me. Turned out it was her first day and the mamasan was silently giving her some pointers. I didn't even know she was in the room.

I asked for hard deep tissue on the back and "soft" on the front. Back was okay, not quite up to normal standards there. During the front she was real close to the team, teasing the crap out of me. I knew it was going absolutely nowhere, but when she said it was over, I stupidly asked for another half hour! Same tease, no delivery, as I knew it would be.

How stupid was I? Let me count it up. 72 for the house for the first hour (with 10% off coupon), . 45 for the house for the extra half hour, . 2 for the tip. Grand total of 1. 37 which is more than. 8+. 4 = 1. 20 for a sure thing! Doh![/QUOTE]
Dude, you are the first person I have seen who had to break a $5 bill to pay for a massage. Usually you don't even need to break a $20 since it seems prices are always divisible by $20.

I was in Springfield today and decided to check out the spot off Backlick where Pon used to hang out. (Ah pon, how you are missed by some of the oldtimers!)

Parked and walked into Kim's Therapy and was greeted like a lons lost friend. "You been here before?" Oh yes, but not for awhile. I get taken to the back (bigger) room and told to get ready. Pay the house fee.80 and off we go for the TS. The girl (who first said he name was lily, and later said it was Yung) provided a pleasing scrub including a great job on the feet and an "in depth" job along the Pacific Rim.

By the time of the flip my hands were roaming fairly widely and I was a little surprised when she actually wanted me to place her hands where I wanted her to scrub. (When I have to pull my fingers out of the box where they were buried up to the second joint, just to move her hands where they should have already been I wonder.) She got into the whole thing and was soon movin her hips, so I pulled her up for a little DATY. That led to a light, and not very enthusiastic BBJ, but that was the limit. I couldn't get her out of her skivvies, and I struck out on finding FS. I can't tell yu how mch I miss Pon, who was, without a doubt, the best little spinner in the entere DC area, and who absolutely made my day on one memorable visit when she delivered, with remarkable enthusiasm one of the best BBBJTCIM followed by a BBromp that was exxentially a guided tour of the Kama Sutra.

Your humble reporter Randy points out that YMMV, but I'll undoubtedly come that way again.

I will have the rest of the year up soon.

This index covers reports of Nova AMPS as found here on the board from July 2007 to September 2007.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Update - 10/8/07 - Wayward One (Apr to Jun 2007)


Unknown location
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Rose - 7/20/07 - Jag65 (+)


Lotus
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Young - 7/31/07 - Randy Farang (-)
Suki - 7/15/07 - Mong678 (-)
Yung - 7/15/07 - Randy Farang (+)
April - 7/13/07 - Dubliner (-) Bj not bj
April - 7/13/07 - Harley Dude 29 (?)BJ
gen descrip - 7/12/07 - Ycwinva (+)


SAkura
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Jenny - 8/6/07 - Guitarman1 (?)
Korea - 8/6/07 - Any Mouse (-)
Candy - 8/5/07 - Havin Fun (-)
Nana - 8/3/07 - Jethro (-)
Tammy - 7/16/07 - Any Mouse (+)


Enliven (Tyco)
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gen descrip - 7/10/07 - vamonger (?)
non report - 7/9/07 - Dubliner (N/A)


Swan
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Penny - 7/16/07 - Doctor Pussy (-)


Youngs
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??? - 9/7/07 - Spaman2 (-)
Sue - 8/31/07 - Wayward One (+)
Bonnie - 8/23/07 - Serpico99 (-)
Nancy - 8/23/07 - Fatpig (+)
Coco - 7/6/07 - Dubliner (+)



P&S
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???(40ish)- 7/6/07 - Dubliner (N/A)left before massage

IVY
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Jenny - 8/4/07 - Max Beelyun (+)
Jenny - 7/4/07 - Max Beelyun (?)



Magic Touch (MT)
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Daisy - 9/7/07 - Esham (?)
Lia/Daisy - 8/31/07 - Ashburn Guy (?)
??? - 8/23/07 - Apfel Baum (-)
Daisy - 7/31/07 - Mark Bellows (-)
Daisy - 7/29/07 - Guitarman1 (-)
Daisy - 7/4/07 - Va2006 (-)


East West Therapy
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??? - 7/25/07 - The Nub (-)


Angel Therapeutic
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Jennifer - 9/26/07 - Ycwinva (+)
??? - 7/26/07 - Bubb an Banks (-)


Herndon
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??? - 8/31/07 - Wayward One (-)
??? - 7/26/07 - Aman Tuleev (-)

Zen
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Miki - 9/12/07 - Jag65 (-)
??? - 8/2/07 - Fatpig (?)


Sunstar
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Angelina - 8/24/07 - Kluvr (+)
Suzie - 8/22/07 - Dubliner (+)

Best
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Connie - 8/24/07 - Kluvr (+)


Little River Spa
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??? - 9/2/07 - Doctor Pussy (-)

Smile
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still open? - 9/6/07 - Ampfreq (N/A)


Backlick
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K/Linda - 9/18/07 - John117 (?)

Honto
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Lobe - 9/20/07 - BigGuyXXL (+)

Kim's
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Moon - 9/21/07 - Brdcsttech (+)

Eva
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Mimi - 9/24/07 - Parker Fly (+)



Closed
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AO
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Busted - 8/9/07 - Andrewsted :(
Tina - 7/26/07 - Dubliner (-)




HWC
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Mimi - 7/12/07 - Xooom (+)
Mimi - 7/10/07 - Benefactor9 (+)
Sue - 7/9/07 - Go Slow (+)
Blue - 7/7/07 - Ampfreq (+)
Mimi - 7/6/07 - Vamonger (+)
Sue - 7/6/07 - Big Daddy Don (+)
Sue - 7/2/07 - Omeyer (?)


Yorkshire
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closed/busted - 7/20/07
Coco - 7/14/07 - Sam69 (+)


Wayward One

All described acts should be read as interactive fiction

The menu you were given is the one used by all the girls. I know one person that had to pay the tip upfront. I had Susan who was cute but too much money for standard NOVA finish.

[quote]This was my first time at Ivy. And it will be my last.

I was greeted by a young Chinese girl who spoke in a soft monotone voice, she was not very attractive (to me) and she reminded me of a zombie.

Upon walking in the room she gives the HJ motion and explains that she can help relieve me. This was weird to me as its my first time there.

I say that I'll settle for 30 min and give her. 6, I then ask about TS and am told I must ask for 60 min, so I hand over another. 2

TS is okay she gets all the right spots. Am then told to dry myself off.

We get in the room and I get an okay but short back massage, and am then told to flip.

Then it gets weird because then she goes over the menu. She says for. 6 tip I can get service and place my hands all over. For. 8 I can get service with her top off. For 1. 0 I can get service w/ all her clothing off. I am boggled that she has given me this menu. And I say I just want normal service.

Standard nova deal, but pretty mechanical. I leave her. 4 and then am told that this is acceptable as it is my 1st time, but next time I need to leave. 6

I'm then thinking, no worries. There won't be any next time.[/QUOTE]

This index covers reports of Nova AMPS as found here on the board from October 2007 to December 2007.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Update - 3/10/08 - Wayward One (Jul to Sep 2007)


Numbers next to spa refers to total number of reports in thread for the year.

Unknown location
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??? - 12/07/07 - Eljewel (+) Mer amp?
Ruby - 12/04 - Yuengling69 (+)
??? - 11/24/07 - Dcnova (-) annandale
Apple - 11/21/07 - Dubliner (-) falls church
??? - 11/15/07 - Randy Farang (-) falls church
??? - 11/02/07 - NewInnVA (-) nail salon in sterling
May - 10/26/07 - Pilot Aviator (-)


Angel Therapeutic (4)
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??? - 10/25/07 - Yuengling69 (?)

A+ (1)
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Aromatherapy (9)
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Nana - 11/07/07 - Donkey King (?)


ATMB (5)
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Backlick (2)
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Best (9)
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Ginger - 12/30/07 - Fatpig (?)
Suzie - 12/27/07 - Parker Fly (?)
Connie - 12/25/07 - MrSunnyHills (?)
Ginger - 12/19/07 - Jag65 (+)
SooZee - 12/6/07 - Sleazebum (+)
Ginger - 11/30/07 - Webdog (+)
Sara - 10/29/07 - Webdog (?)


Bodywork treatment
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??? - 10/17/07 - Rowdy Roddy (-)

Cosmos (3)
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??? - 12/22/07 - Dlrzboy (+)

Creative Spa
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??? - 11/20/07 - Ycwinva (-)

CTM (6)
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Lumee - 12/26/07 - Pilot Aviator (+)
Lumee - 12/10/07 - Black n Bald (+)
Lumee/sarah - 12/9/07 - Pilot Aviator (+)
Lumie - 11/24/07 - Pilot Aviator (+)
Sara - 10/31/07 - Pilot Aviator (-)
Sue - 10/17/07 - Pilot Aviator (+)

East West Therapy
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Enliven (Tyco)
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Eva (2)
===

Golden Palms
============

Herndon (2)
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Honto (2)
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Lobe - 9/20/07 - BigGuyXXL (+)


IVY (4)
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Susan - 11/02/07 - Pathfinder04 (+)


K Therapy (3)
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Hye - 12/21/07 - Pilot Aviator (+)


Kim's Therapy (location = old star) (6)
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Nana - 12/10/07 - Brdcsttech (+)
Ei/Jenie - 11/16/07 - Upforamp (-/+)
Ei - 11/10/07 - Pilot Aviator (+)

Lilys
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Little River Spa
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Lotus (9)
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Linda - 12/10/07 - AKFourtySeven (+)


McArthur (4)
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Magic Touch (MT) (18)
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??? - 12/30/07 - Imsodiesel (-)
Sunny - 12/28/07 - Guitarman1 (+)
Amy - 12/16/07 - Any Mouse (+)


Mio/Mwc (4)
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Jenny - 12/17/07 - Xooom (+)
Judy - 12/4/07 - Yuengling69 (-)
??? - 11/16/07 - Xooom (+)
Kiwi - 11/16/07 - Gashman (+)

Oasis
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closed - 11/16/07 - Gashman

Oriental Spicy
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P&S
===
??? - 12/6/07 - Ycwinva (+)


Pinetree (Winchester) (2)
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Red Square Club (legit)
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Sabina - 11/07/07 - Ycwinva (legit)


Sakura (35)
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??? - 11/26/07 - Ampamp72 (?)
June - 11/16/07 - Gashman (?)
??? - 10/30/07 - Sashimi (?)closes at 5 now
Ange - 10/15/07 - Guitarman1 (+)
??? - 10/13/07 - Mark bellows (+)
Ange - 10/10/07 - Vitaltendancy (+)


Smile (soo-Goung) (2)
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Soft Touch (TK therapeutic) (4)
===========================
May - 10/15/07 - Plaqueman75 (+)
Micki - 10/13/07 - Mark bellows (-) no love
??? - 10/13/07 - Tom Wolff (-) no love


Sunstar (11)
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Angie - 12/22/07 - Gadoc (+)
??? - 11/12/07 - Mason37 (?)
Angie - 10/26/Dubliner (+)
Angelina - 10/15/07 - Mason37 (+)


Swan (4)
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Suki - 10/14/07 - Pilot Aviator (?)


Tea Tree Therapy
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Kimberly - 12/21/07 - Ycwinva (+)


VA Therapy (2)
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Lynn - 11/07/07 - Ycwinva (?)


Youngs (7)
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SoonYee - 12/27/07 - Ohio4413 (+)
Kae - 11/07/07 - Donkey King (-)


Zen (4)
===
Mandy - 10/25/07 - Ycwinva (-)




Closed Locations
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HWC (30), Yorkshire Therapy (Champions) (26), AO (6),Kinja ,Port Royal, Ginko



Wayward One

All described acts should be read as interactive fiction

Where is East-West Therapy? Never heard of it.

Be careful out there.

Always watch your back.

Made another trip to Best. Saw the same provider as last time (per the post below *think* it was Ginger but her English was horrible).

This time I paid for an hour and she was eager to get me out of there, so she gave me a very playful BBBJ (although definitely *not* TC as she jerked back violently when she thought I was going to cum, and as a result I had a very lackluster climax).

She seemed put off by my $60 tip, but we didn't discuss anything different and it wasn't worth any more. Basically $140 for a very nice table shower,1/2 hr of a decent massage, and BBBJ (not TC but for a few minutes, not just to a tease).

New to the AMP circuit but the Forum has proven that it is worth its weight in gold. Visited Tea Tree Therapy and had an excellent session. Therapist was cute, extremely friendly, all natural and had a 10+ attitude (great combination! ).

Had a similar heavenly experience to the Monger who posted earlier. This place will definately be on my weekly "places to visit" list while the money holds out. Thanks for the post Asian Needs!

[QUOTE=Asian Needs]In Tysons Corner area today and went to Tea Tree Therapy right on Rt 7 just east of the mall. Phone number on CL. This place was the cleanest place I visited in the whole NOVA area. Therapist was Erica who was a cute, petite Asian in her early 20's (all natural too! ). She had a great attitude and was truly appreciate of my business.

Her techniques are some of the best I've seen and provides total stress relief. She actually walked on my back and the hour was actually a full 60 minutes. A true no rush experience. Used the S/U shower and sauna. Will defiantely be back next week![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Brdcsttech]This is the one that is real close to Fuddruckers, 236 and Columbia pike. I went to Bay Therapy instead of OTC because I was right down the road from Bay Therapy yesterday morning.

Typical place, on the newer recently remodeled side. Cute girl answers and leads me to room. She is my masseuse too. .8 for hour. Table shower first, asked permission, only in NOVA, weird. Back to room and started massage. Not bad, good technique, good pressure. On the flip motions for HJ and asked, "You want?" I point to my mouth and nod my head yes and she says, "NO! This not DC!" So much for trying to get a BJ at a NOVA amp. I gave in and accepted the HJ. Afterwards she seemed annoyed I only left .4.

Are you guys leavin' .6 for HJ's at Bay Therapy? That's what she wanted.

Time well spent.[/QUOTE]I went back there tonight. I had a different girl than before. Also, an actual mamasan answered the door rather than the service provider. I had to wait about 15 minutes in the room before someone was ready to go. The wait was pleasant. The mamasan left some music on, gave me 3 magazines, and a soda.

During the TS, I asked the girl her name. She didn't give it to me & instead answered with a "Have you been here before? Who did you see last time? " I couldn't recall the girls name from last time, so I said that she was tall & this was my second time.

The massage was mediocre. Basically a lotion massage. She did the hot towel thing like the other girl last time. Which was nice. On the turnover, she started out with my head & then went to the soft touch to turn me on. She asked if I would take care of her, I said yes.

I asked her to remove her top which showed of a strong B or a weak C-cup and she used them tittie-fuck me. She also kissed my inner-thighs & licked my balls. No head, but there was definite tongue (I think some girls wet their fingers & pretend its their tongue. This one definitely used her tongue). I got a pretty good HJ & a warm towel to clean up.

I tipped her $40 & she scoffed at it. I told her that's all I had. $120 for the whole experience. She said the house gets most of it & told me to bring $60 next time. I did only have the $40 left. But this experience, with the titty-fucking & the licking would have been worth the $60 if I had it with me.

I got a bottle of water & some chocolate on my way out.

Ok. I had a dream.

Went to Kim's. Asked for Young. On Vacation. Got May. Hot girl, almost a spinner, but not quit. 8 for 1 hour.

Table shower was the bomb. Hit all the right places, rubbed and scrubbed where it counted. Felt nice. May was washing where it needed to be washed.

Back to the room. Very nice message, soft and gentle, hit all the right places. Roaming was allowed and appreciated.

Flip and had to take finger out of the box to direct, but was nice. I never had finger in the "zone" but she was willing to put 2 in the hole. It was nice.

Standard NOVA finish.

May was hot! I recommend! No mention or asking for tip. Left. 6 because I had it in the wallet. Could have left less. But May was worth more.

TS = 9
Message = 9
Girl = 9 (Biased cause of AMP virginity)
Overall = 9
Repeat? = Hell Yeah!

Thanks all. RTFF is the only way to learn!

Stay Sober

I've recently seen ads for a new place in Chantilly. The address was wrong in the paper last week but I managed to figure it out. Today I see they corrected that. The same office building has "Chantilly Physical Therapy" and "Chantilly Therapy" so choose carefully to avoid surprises. Everything inside is very clean and new in a large space with a TS and dry sauna.

I saw Mina (not sure of spelling but phonetically that's Meena). Very sweet older provider built like a tree trunk but actually in very nice shape despite the stature.

The evening rush was just starting at the door but she took a nice long time with everything. Very nice TS cleaned all the spots. Then three or four minutes alone in the sauna to dry off while she spiffied up the TS room.

Massage was firm. I've heard people on here talk about "cracking my back". I always thought that was just an expression until today. I actually heard and felt pops and cracks that I've never experienced before. I felt very good afterwards. Her hands were very soft. She used a minimal amount of lotion.

Then she said, "do you want to massage me"?
Seniors PM for details. I'll be offline for a couple of weeks so don't get mad if I don't respond to PMs right away.

I was there for 65 minutes.

I recommend.