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Took a trip to the strip last Fri, met up Joey older but gets the job done at a good price no hassel afterwards, decided to stay a few more minutes to check out any new prospects Rayne approached and offered a good time I explained I was ok she gave me her number and said there was alot of fun to be had back at her place havent had the chance to go but will soon, does anyone know if dayshift dancer babygirl offers any extras?
[QUOTE=Rg123]Took a trip to the strip last Fri, met up Joey older but gets the job done at a good price no hassel afterwards, decided to stay a few more minutes to check out any new prospects Rayne approached and offered a good time I explained I was ok she gave me her number and said there was alot of fun to be had back at her place havent had the chance to go but will soon, does anyone know if dayshift dancer babygirl offers any extras?[/QUOTE]Its Babydoll not Babygirl, her dances have always left me totally satisfied, dont know about xtras outside the club, ( not that i would meet up with most of these girls outsitside the club because most of them are nuts and got too many issues for me to deal with)
OK lets be real for a second - Who ever is going into the local SC's, BS'ing with girl and other patrons and telling them they are the SW Surfer from the Guide is causing me some grief. First, the Guide is not something to be talking about in Clubs or with SW's. Second, If you think being me is so awesome - Get a life.
Surfer Out!!!
There have been azzzclowns doing that to me for years. I figure if they want to use my name and stir shizz up go ahead.
Just go by luckydick or something else so they can't place a face with a name. haha!
Happy Hunting..
[QUOTE=SW Surfer]OK lets be real for a second - Who ever is going into the local SC's, BS'ing with girl and other patrons and telling them they are the SW Surfer from the Guide is causing me some grief. First, the Guide is not something to be talking about in Clubs or with SW's. Second, If you think being me is so awesome - Get a life.
Surfer Out!!![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=R Consultant]There have been azzzclowns doing that to me for years. I figure if they want to use my name and stir shizz up go ahead.
Just go by luckydick or something else so they can't place a face with a name. haha!
Happy Hunting..[/QUOTE]
I'm always introducing myself to strippers as the SW Surfing Consultant. Usually, I just get kicked in the nuts or slapped in the face.
What the hell did you guys do to piss off so many strippers?!
Not sure what others are doing but I normally don't ever piss off strippers. I tend to have a great repore with the dancers, since I don't try and blow smoke up their ass's.
The dork that is telling girls he is me, thinks he will get extra's by using my name. The funny thing is I almost never never never tell the dancers about the Guide. So I am not sure why "AssJack" keeps using my name.
Kinda Funny when you think about it - he walks in thinking he is going to skate on my name, and they are like "WHO????"
- :) WAY TOO FUNNY :) -
Surfer Out!!!
[QUOTE=Originalwook]I'm always introducing myself to strippers as the SW Surfing Consultant. Usually, I just get kicked in the nuts or slapped in the face.
What the hell did you guys do to piss off so many strippers?![/QUOTE]
I'm going to have to start using a new name..... My nuts are getting sore. :)
[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]I'm going to have to start using a new name..... My nuts are getting sore. :)[/QUOTE]Most strippers don't know how to use computers.
Any info on day shit and where about is YS?
Hey Surf - Sorry you got your name snagged. I remember a few years ago I had a guy learn my strip club visit patterns and began asking around about the "guide". After a few too many beers I divulged who I was and he as well. At least he said he was a someone I thought I knew from here.
Mid way through a great hoover special in the VIP, he walks in the VIP with a dancer and see I am getting blown, pulls out his badge and cuff's. After a night in lock up and a bunch of BS - all charges were dropped and no record was placed on my file. All because of my own loose lips and a few too many drink.
Then a few weeks ago it's like deja vu. I am in a SC in Dallas and I hear a guy a few seats down bragging about being the web master of the USASexGuide. I about sh*t myself, so I play dumb and start asking questions about it. He is 25ish and so full of crap, he can't even tell me when and how it got started. So I play along thinking this kid is just a blow hard trying to impress.
I get a table dance, then he gets a dance. Then he begins asking me if I ever get extras or TO - I play dumb. I then get a table dance in the dark corner and notice he is watching from across the room. So I don't get the extra I normally get and cut back to only one dance.
Then a few of his freinds show up, they all look like Cops. I cash out and as I am walking out the door, 4 or 5 Leos pull into the parking lot and head in side. Timing was everything. Not to sure what went down???
So lesson learned - sometimes TMI is TMI.
Happy Hunting,
Tribal
A previous reviewer nailed it when he described this place as a lap dance factory. They have close to 100 girls working and 75% of them are hot! How do they do that? I would like to get the job of the guy scouting for these dancers. I want to be the casting director :-) Anyway, the place was packed on Saturday night. Standing room only. The girls were doing $20 dances. Some asked for $25 but were willing to go lower if you get multiples. I tried a petite spinner brunette followed by a 20 yr old blonde. Blonde made me happy :-) they also had a very reasonably priced limo drop off to downtown hotels. Cool.
[QUOTE=Tribal69]Hey Surf - Sorry you got your name snagged. I remember a few years ago I had a guy learn my strip club visit patterns and began asking around about the "guide". After a few too many beers I divulged who I was and he as well. At least he said he was a someone I thought I knew from here.
Mid way through a great hoover special in the VIP, he walks in the VIP with a dancer and see I am getting blown, pulls out his badge and cuff's. After a night in lock up and a bunch of BS - all charges were dropped and no record was placed on my file. All because of my own loose lips and a few too many drink.
Then a few weeks ago it's like deja vu. I am in a SC in Dallas and I hear a guy a few seats down bragging about being the web master of the USASexGuide. I about sh*t myself, so I play dumb and start asking questions about it. He is 25ish and so full of crap, he can't even tell me when and how it got started. So I play along thinking this kid is just a blow hard trying to impress.
I get a table dance, then he gets a dance. Then he begins asking me if I ever get extras or TO - I play dumb. I then get a table dance in the dark corner and notice he is watching from across the room. So I don't get the extra I normally get and cut back to only one dance.
Then a few of his freinds show up, they all look like Cops. I cash out and as I am walking out the door, 4 or 5 Leos pull into the parking lot and head in side. Timing was everything. Not to sure what went down???
So lesson learned - sometimes TMI is TMI.
Happy Hunting,
Tribal[/QUOTE]Should be posted in the Urban Legend thread.
[QUOTE=Gmann3]Any info on day shit and where about is YS?[/QUOTE]
It's in Ybor City at 39th and 7th. Not hard to find if you look. There is this thing called the internet and google. Makes it very easy way to find things.
The Puerto Rican cousins rock. I saw Vanity on my way out the previous night and I told her that i will come back for her and I am glad I did. I took her to the back chair area. Started with $50/3. She has a hard body and I really enjoy that spinner type. Boy, was she spinning on me! She was getting ready to make me happy in 3 songs. I had to ask her to slow down and prolong the pleasure of these high two way contact dances. Finished with 6 songs. What a rush. There is something to be said dirty dances right behind a thin curtain.
I recovered for 5 minutes and took her fairer skinned cousin to the back. She was awesome also but unfortunately the club closed on the 5 song and we had to stop. What a bummer.
Stopped by on Thursday afternoon. They have a cover even in the afternoons, which surprised me a bit. There were 9 girls. Couple of them are pretty cute.
Innocence: Is young, girl next door look and was the best looking of the bunch. I did a 3 for $5o with her. She gave me good dances. She only allowed light kissing of nips but no suction :-) She also did not want to touch me where I wanted her to. It was enjoyable, more mileage than in most other clubs but not worth spending more.
Sara: Tight body. Small tits. Same rules as above. Stopped after 3 songs.
Brazilian (Sofia? not sure) Big natural tits. Very friendly. Anything goes, within reason of course. Left happy.
Interestingly, during my 3 day day back to back visits, I found night time dances more liberal than the afternoon! In my experience with other clubs all around the country, that is very rare . I am almost always guaranteed higher mileage in the afternoons. Is that the norm in this club and in Tampa in general?