2000-2004 Archived Reports

Wanted to thank Bysshe, I had a great session with Kelli on Tuesday night. I had just finished a trip to the strip club D2 in Bladensburg and was in the mood for some extra fun. I first stopped by Mirage to see if I could score a winner, but all the girls were busy and they told me they didn't have anyone with my preferences. So I left there and decided that I would go to Downtown, I’ve had good experiences there, but never anything that ever made me want to make it my number one spot. But Kelli might change that. She was so much fun. The shower was not fantastic, but the massage was great. She worked all my vital areas. We decided to practice out language lessons also, I proceeded to educated her on French skills, and she loved every minute of it. I think I was down on her for about 10-15 minutes non-stop. Her body was so receptive to all my touches. Normally I would think the girl was faking it, but she was not. If she was, she deserves a freaking Oscar for the performance. She returned the favor with much enthusiasm. I was hoping to make it to the main event but her French skills were so awesome, that she made me bust a nut before I could even stop her. All in all we went over out 60 minute window, but she was in no rush. We cuddled for a bit, and then the mamasan walked me out with Kelli. I will be back there very soon.

Thanks again Bysshe

Sin Remeo had asked why there have been so few streetwalkers lately in the K and L St. area downtown. There has been an LE crackdown in that area lately because of at least two acts of violence involving streetwalkers. LE is also cracking down in other areas where some downtown streetwalkers sometimes relocated (i.e., New York Ave., Rhode Island Ave.), so there is nowhere for them to relocate now. Although there are not many streetwalkers downtown these days, you will not find more in any other area.

Spearchucker,
I used to frequent the place next door to Happiness. Yes, there are two of these places right next door to each other.
While it is a bit small and run down, it's not as creepy as those stairs at Downtown and the girls I found there were always really young slender and hot. I used to see one who went by the name Cookie. She was very young and pretty and would sing.

I still say that CPHC is the best in town from several standpoints, but I always have a turbo hottie when I go to Dupont or Supra Spa. ( They use both names )

I have also been happy at AccuPressure on MacArthur Blvd. Course CPHC and Accu and both the closest to where I live so I might be partial to them for that reason as well.

I just wish that one of these places would offer something different sometimes because I get really bored. I mean you go to any one of these places and it's basically the same thing each time. Very pleasant, very relaxing, but boring.

Short and yet sweet. This describes both my session and my provider at Downtown.

Work was overbearing and yellow fever was upon me. Hondo is nowhere to be found, so I ventured to DC solo, getting a late start and arriving about 1am. I considered going back to Olympic for another session with Bibi, but the Spears alerted me to the sad fact that Bibi is probably history. My car just sort of parked itself in front of Clicks. I bee lined up the stairway to heaven on autopilot...

Greeted by a moderately attractive, fully clothed, Korean female who looked to be a just past her working prime, so I concluded the regular mamasans were taking the holidays away from work. Since I could truthfully name four or five girls I had been with, but none whom were presently employed, I was accorded good treatment and given a choice of three. Looks like I have missed Suzi...

There was no bad choice in the lineup, all were attractive. One had dyed her hair blonde (not for me) and the other just never caught my eye. The one who did catch my eye was Kelli, and I couldn't recall, but I thought I had heard good things about her. In review of the board, she is the girl Hondo saw on 10/31 and I got a much more detailed report on the ride home than he chose to post... This is also the girl Bysshe reported on yesterday. Like I said, I picked her because she was gorgeous and had a nice smile, with the name registering a plus in the back of my mind... She speaks decent English, from three years in the states. She claims to be 26yo and I see no reason to dispute the claim. Buyshe's report pretty much nails her description. Did I mention one of the more perfect bodies on the planet? Easily on par with Maya.

A fun shower and a willing woman. The pretty tight red outfit came off immediately. I was mesmerized. Sensual tit massage and a nice Asian rim. However, she was proceeding at a clip that was entirely too fast to suit me, so on the flip I intervened so that I would have the opportunity to enjoy this most wonderful eye candy (hand candy, tongue candy, etc). Thankfully she was a willing participant in my oral inspection, and later commented on her enjoyment of the operation. Her cat is neatly trimmed with just enough fuzz to tickle the properly placed nose.

Her oral skills are good and she is very sneaky with the application of the raincoat. I though a BBBJ was forthcoming, but she had that thing in her mouth for at least five minutes. Out it came as she worked her way to little LoveLOS's head. Amazing. She soon climbed on for some mutually enjoyable cowgirl, which left us both a bit winded, and little LoveLOS had puked his guts out...

We got dressed and, even though I did not get any muscular training and the session was over in about 45 minutes, I decided that based on the level and quality of service in my first session with her, I would defiantly make Kelli my regular girl for the time she stays. Sorry Buyguy, you are gonna have to share with that twisted fuck LL. But then again, that hind tit is pretty fine on this model, maybe I'll suck on that thing... hehehe. Did I mention I thought she was a real stunner?

Back on the street and the 5-0 presence was evident, nonetheless, five quite fine looking BSWs and two WSWs were about; quite scantily clad, considering the temperature... I left DC contented and recovering nicely from my illness.

LoveLOS

Trash, sorry to bore you dude. Yes, I wish one would go absolutely ape shit on me and do kinky things they weren't trained to do. Maybe once or twice it has been really exceptional, the holy grail of mongering...

Lovelos, you rat bastard....

Er... you lucky rat bastard, that is.

Until I hit the lottery and can set on of these girls up in an apartment somewhere just for me, I ruefully accept the fact that others are hittin' it.

I didn't dwell on her English language proficiency, but she and I had a long concersation about gambling, of all things. She lives in NYC and is down here to work; from there, she's a frequent visitor to Foxwood in Connecticut and a somewhat less-frequent visitor to AC.

It's nice to know where our money's going - for me, it somehow ironic. I can spend it at the tables, or spend it on her, where it'll go to the tables in short order anyway.

Bysshe

[quote]Lovelos, you rat bastard....[/quote]
:D

Looks like I owe you a beer...

LL

Happy Holidaze, Everybody

Anyone been to the ICM parlor recently? I haven't been there in awhile; just wanted to get any new updates.

There was a non-Asian parlor trying to start something on Riggs Rd/Adelphi area this spring/summer and ran an ad in the City Paper. I went there once. You know, "International" staff w/out Asians (like ICM). Then they changed their #. But now, I haven't seen any new CP ads and their new #'s disco'd. Anyone know what I'm talking about? I enjoyed the short drive and competitive prices. They were at least $40 cheaper than ICM...

LOS,

You're not boring me because I am not fucking you, mostly cause you ain't built right!
No, the AMP thing is boring after a while so that's why I tend to mix it up and do the Block, do some SW's, do some escorts and do some AMP's. When I am tired and really want to relax, nothing beats an AMP. I always get what I want ( aside from BBBJ's ) and generally where I go the girls tend to be imaginative enough to keep it from really being boring. Once in a while I try someplace new and about 75% of the time, it's no better or not as good as the usual places I go to when I go.
That's why I like the Block because you NEVER know what to expect!

TRASH MAN
When you are talking about AMP next to happiness You mean New World Spa which always advertises separately and gives a $5 discount?

D.C. Visiting Escort Nadia. Got lost about 75 times, somehow I kept ending up on Vermont and on K, like a homing pigeon or something. Anyway got to her hotel. Nadia looks like her pics at www.Nadia4ualways.com. Very user friendly. Got a 2hr session that comes with anal. Passed as not my thing.

Nadia takes great pride in attempting to give you a memorable session. Did cbj after bbbj start up, mish, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggie and some positions I do not know the names of. As many cups of coffee as you can muster. Seems to enjoy her work. Very good muscle control, reminded me of Maya at Downtown. Thinks kegels are the key. Don't know but now certainly encourage all ladies who may make my acquantiance to embark on Kegel program.

Can give you some body building pointers if you request same. Looks 8, Skills 10, Attitude 10. I would certainly see her again although I am getting somewhat spoiled by the AMPS.

Your reporter in the field, Hondo

Balabon,

I think Trashman means "Royal" which is literally next door. New World is about a block away I think -- always hated that elevator so havent been there in years, not since that whole 'camera vs. dirty cop' incident.

thank you. But I did not see their ad...

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HONDO LANE .... You PAID $400 for a two hour session with Nadia .... WWWWWHAT ????

man THAT IS SOME bIG pIMPIN, and I just can't see it. NO WAY !!!! If I am ever in DC anytime soon, I will get you hooked up with a Nadia type girl, for about a $100 for at least an hour of service. And you can get it all. I am NOT ditzin you but homie you got the power in your wallet, so use your power wisely. The economy has part-time SW coming out of the walls, to make a few quick bucks. If the economy were good they wouldn't think about it. If you have that kind of cheddar to spend, then give up the cheese. I REFUSE to PAY it !!!!


....... If you are a GOOD conversationalist you can get DAMN NEAR ANYTHING. The ability to talk and a thick wallet, can get you quality service, good looks, all at a low price compared to what you are pricing. If you pay high you keep the prices Jacked Up for everyone.


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Having figured out one of the best times to hit the spas is when the Redskins are playing (thank god all you skins fans stay home during the game) I hit downtown about 5pm. I was greeted by a new mamasan as Lovelos describes. Yung on vacation, Kelli unavailable, I elected for the luck of the draw. So I get a new experience with Jackie (probably the one Lovelos turned down because of her bleached hair), also see Farmboyks post on her on 11/24.

Jackie is a tall, tan, blondish, Korean, pushing 30 years, about 5’7” (5’10 in heels), 34Cs with huge nips (sorry Farmboy but I doubt they are natural), a bit of mid-drift bulge but overall lean with long, killer legs.

The session started out a bit on the shaky side. Probably my fault, like Lovelos, I prefer my Asians with natural black hair and her size somewhat intimating for a short dude like me. Shower, I’d rate below average, little attention played to the right places. Back in the room started with somewhat of a mediocre massage, but she speaks good English and as we talked things got better. She started getting a bit more passionate, with brief Asian, and the flip. A full body titty rub and skilled CBJ definitely got me back into things so much I asked if I could DATY before the finish. She laid on her back and spread those long legs to reveal one nicest, smallest, well groomed muffs I’ve ever dived into. After about 10 minutes of French lessons, either she’s an excellent actor or she really was getting off, I grabbed her legs and went in for some mish. Again to refer to Farmboys post (about her playing with herself), she kept rubbing herself and evidently enjoying the experience as much as I was. Long legs, big tits, hot body, lots of moaning, you think I lasted long? Hell no, happy ending , more cuddling, clean-up and out the door.

As they say YMMV, but proof positive you can turn a cool session into a hot one. I do recommend her. BTW Skins lost, so I think I spent the better time:-)

XSailor

I also saw Nadia on her Home Page. She is not my type and she is black. The price I agree too high for black girl even if she is an experienced one