EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

I can confirm what Xabi said. Appropriate signals were given during initial phase of massage. Her massage actually was kind of relaxing. On the flip, she reached under the sheet and started to work. Asked what I wanted and I told her. I didn't bring a cover, so that option was not available. Some girls want them for the option I asked for, some don't. I didn't ask if the other option a lot of us want was on the menu since I knew that one required a cover. Admission was. 65 and I tipped her. 5 for her hard work. I know that's above the standard but I thought she was worth it. Very nice lady and I'll repeat.

[QUOTE=GeorgeW.Bush;3309528]I can confirm what Xabi said. Appropriate signals were given during initial phase of massage. Her massage actually was kind of relaxing. On the flip, she reached under the sheet and started to work. Asked what I wanted and I told her. I didn't bring a cover, so that option was not available. Some girls want them for the option I asked for, some don't. I didn't ask if the other option a lot of us want was on the menu since I knew that one required a cover. Admission was. 65 and I tipped her. 5 for her hard work. I know that's above the standard but I thought she was worth it. Very nice lady and I'll repeat.[/QUOTE]How would you rate her appearance / age? Worth seeing for the technique or looks alone, if extras become a YMMV situation?

[QUOTE=Datsurman] Mechanical, fake tits (big for her frame tho). I prefer tits that have some jiggle to them.[/QUOTE]I believe my first visit with Natalie was in 2013. My hands know what bolt-ones are like and hers felt God-given. However, I wouldn't be surprised if she's been enhanced since then.

Middle aged Russian. I think I'll stick with CT. This is just so much more convenient for me that CT. I'm not exactly Brad Pitt so I tend not to criticize providers based on looks.

[QUOTE=GeorgeW.Bush;3310604] I'm not exactly Brad Pitt so I tend not to criticize providers based on looks.[/QUOTE]I'm not even close. I agree about not being critical on a provider's looks since I'm not a runway model.

[blue]Are either of you charging them to have sex with you?

Not trying to be a dick but unless somebody is paying you to fuck them then the analogy isn't apt. That's like saying "I don't want to criticize my mechanic because he can't fix my car because I don't know how to fix a car."

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[QUOTE=GeorgeW.Bush;3310604]Middle aged Russian. I think I'll stick with CT. This is just so much more convenient for me that CT. I'm not exactly Brad Pitt so I tend not to criticize providers based on looks.[/QUOTE]5 foot 3, long blonde hair, 45-55, Lituanian, black yoga pants, orange top, wears bless smock that gets removed. Above average size top but also about 130 pds or slightly more.

[QUOTE=RonM;3310703]I'm not even close. I agree about not being critical on a provider's looks since I'm not a runway model.

[blue]Are either of you charging them to have sex with you?

Not trying to be a dick but unless somebody is paying you to fuck them then the analogy isn't apt. That's like saying "I don't want to criticize my mechanic because he can't fix my car because I don't know how to fix a car."

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Same equally applies to providers age. We pay to see, to touch, to feel firm young flesh, not Spaniels ears, that we probably have at home.

[QUOTE=RonM;3310703]I'm not even close. I agree about not being critical on a provider's looks since I'm not a runway model.

[blue]Are either of you charging them to have sex with you?



A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Would be great if that were possible. But since I'm not good looking like Brad Pitt it ain't going to happen.

Can anyone confirm if this is actually just K's new office in Northbrook, right near Techny?

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3313401]Can anyone confirm if this is actually just K's new office in Northbrook, right near Techny?[/QUOTE]Yep. Same.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3305405]Tat's is notoriously hit-or-miss. I had some fantastic experiences with them over the past decade, but I had to wade through a few lemons in the process.

Who did you see? Julia, Bushana, Lianna, Lana... or somebody new?[/QUOTE]Where do I find contact info for Tats? I can't find it anymore. Help a brother out. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3314237]Help a brother out. Thanks.[/QUOTE]They've been around for at least 15 years. They commonly open and close locations, along with switching up the names and overlapping the businesses. Hit-and-miss in service, looks, and location. I always went back because for every two lemons, I met a real sweet peach. Unfortunately, the fruit has been less than ripe over the past few seasons. They'll possibly deliver a firm pressure session if requested, so it's never entirely a rip-off.

Try these numbers. Request a location and ask who they have available at the time, without being too specific for any one provider. It makes them paranoid.

In the least, let us know who you see and if you'd recommend.

773-407-7025.

847-845-6348.

847-537-7493.

847-219-0479.

[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3314237]Where do I find contact info for Tats? I can't find it anymore. Help a brother out. Thanks.[/QUOTE]RubMaps. Northbrook. Location on Shermer is closed, but the number works.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;3314493]RubMaps. Northbrook. Location on Shermer is closed, but the number works.[/QUOTE]Muchas gracias my man.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;3305644]Tried Soothe. Received Polish therapist with a nice top. Covered but still loose sheets. Nothing to be seen / had. I'm glad I'm out of the game. Also glad there are some legits out there with high morals. If I was still in the game I'd give it another try with different soothe therapists. Avoid Agnes.[/QUOTE]Soothe has been a great way to meet UTR chicks. A lot of these girls are fresh some massage school and needs some "help". I have a code you can use to save some money when using this service, just PM me.

[QUOTE=RonM;3310703]That's like saying "I don't want to criticize my mechanic because he can't fix my car because I don't know how to fix a car."
[/QUOTE]This line is killing me! Right on target!