The Woodshed

I recently went to a couple of concerts by a well-known singer that I admire - well, that I used to admire. I liked him so much that I saw him both here in Jax and a few days later in Orlando. You can imagine how shocked I was to find out at the second show that he sang almost all of the same songs and reproduced almost all of the seemingly impromptu banter between songs as in the Jax show. Only a few words were changed to refer to local sports teams and landmarks. So all of the warm, fuzzy feelings I had at the first show were dissipated by the discovery that this guy was just in it for the money, saying the same thing to one crowd after another just so he could collect a paycheck.

I was so upset that I immediately got on the Internet and invented numerous personalities for myself on a sex-oriented website. One of these personalities was dedicated to revealing that ladies of the evening are - just like that singer - only in it for the money. The other personalities are dedicated to telling the first one what a swell guy he is. Only by means of this subterfuge will I be able to exorcize the horrible revelation that Barry Manilow isn't the sweet, spontaneous angel I once believed in!

[QUOTE=FredZeppelin;2686382]I recently went to a couple of concerts by a well-known singer that I admire - well, that I used to admire. I liked him so much that I saw him both here in Jax and a few days later in Orlando. You can imagine how shocked I was to find out at the second show that he sang almost all of the same songs and reproduced almost all of the seemingly impromptu banter between songs as in the Jax show. Only a few words were changed to refer to local sports teams and landmarks. So all of the warm, fuzzy feelings I had at the first show were dissipated by the discovery that this guy was just in it for the money, saying the same thing to one crowd after another just so he could collect a paycheck.

I was so upset that I immediately got on the Internet and invented numerous personalities for myself on a sex-oriented website. One of these personalities was dedicated to revealing that ladies of the evening are - just like that singer - only in it for the money. The other personalities are dedicated to telling the first one what a swell guy he is. Only by means of this subterfuge will I be able to exorcize the horrible revelation that Barry Manilow isn't the sweet, spontaneous angel I once believed in![/QUOTE]Live and let go!

The YR drama serious was buried a couple days ago. You sir are trying to dig it up and and bring it back like pet cemetery. If he has retired then good for him. If not, I understand that too. You woke up this morning thinking about another monger? You probably going to miss him the most. Won't you?

And don't go tryna say that CB1 = YR. It won't add up.

CB1.

It's Monger Crush Monday!

Let's get Fred to admit to his crush on YR.

JTM used to have a crush on PoniBoi. Where are they now?

And my crush is Preacher because most mongers write with have no personal. LOL.

[QUOTE=FredZeppelin;2686382]I recently went to a couple of concerts by a well-known singer that I admire - well, that I used to admire. I liked him so much that I saw him both here in Jax and a few days later in Orlando. You can imagine how shocked I was to find out at the second show that he sang almost all of the same songs and reproduced almost all of the seemingly impromptu banter between songs as in the Jax show. Only a few words were changed to refer to local sports teams and landmarks. So all of the warm, fuzzy feelings I had at the first show were dissipated by the discovery that this guy was just in it for the money, saying the same thing to one crowd after another just so he could collect a paycheck.

I was so upset that I immediately got on the Internet and invented numerous personalities for myself on a sex-oriented website. One of these personalities was dedicated to revealing that ladies of the evening are - just like that singer - only in it for the money. The other personalities are dedicated to telling the first one what a swell guy he is. Only by means of this subterfuge will I be able to exorcize the horrible revelation that Barry Manilow isn't the sweet, spontaneous angel I once believed in![/QUOTE]Providers, Dentists, Investment Advisors, and now Artists. The malaise is spreading.

While reviewing my mail recently, I noticed that everyone in my family received the same "preferred" /"exclusive offer" from merchants and credit card promoters. It seems that the holidays are similarly infected.

We should name the "virus". I vote for "rational self interest". Whoops Ayn Rand already coined that one.

J4 me.

[QUOTE=RedTalon;2682459]I love it when the douche-bags get all butt hurt when someone expresses an opinion in the Woodshed. I'm not sure why you think you are superior to others but hey, whatever gets you through the day.

As a reminder, almost anything goes in the Woodshed. You don't like it? Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. So, fuck anyone that wants to stifle free speech. I would bet you are the same type of people that talk over others or more loudly because they think they are right. The same people that cry when their right to express themselves is trampled but are the same people at the front of the line to try and shut others down. Again, fuck you.[/QUOTE]I strongly suspect the sentiment would be very different had the behavior been limited exclusively to the Woodshed, but it isn't.

J4 me.

[QUOTE=FredZeppelin;2686382]I recently went to a couple of concerts by a well-known singer that I admire - well, that I used to admire. I liked him so much that I saw him both here in Jax and a few days later in Orlando. You can imagine how shocked I was to find out at the second show that he sang almost all of the same songs and reproduced almost all of the seemingly impromptu banter between songs as in the Jax show. Only a few words were changed to refer to local sports teams and landmarks. So all of the warm, fuzzy feelings I had at the first show were dissipated by the discovery that this guy was just in it for the money, saying the same thing to one crowd after another just so he could collect a paycheck.

I was so upset that I immediately got on the Internet and invented numerous personalities for myself on a sex-oriented website. One of these personalities was dedicated to revealing that ladies of the evening are - just like that singer - only in it for the money. The other personalities are dedicated to telling the first one what a swell guy he is. Only by means of this subterfuge will I be able to exorcize the horrible revelation that Barry Manilow isn't the sweet, spontaneous angel I once believed in![/QUOTE]Just dropping in for a moment!

Good news! No, I did not save 15% on car insurance buying it through the gecko! However...!

Because of my thrifty behavior; because I don't think p-ssy is gold because someone charges $300; because I won't spend a nice chunk of my salary on used p-ssy; because I won't spend my retirement on, again, used p-ssy and drug addicts; GUESS WHAT?!

Because I'm so thrifty and have better sense than most and refuse to go broke on used p-ssy, I was able to get rid of my mortgage and have been without a car payment for years and I owe no one for gradate school! Nice isn't it! LOL.

Is $300 p-ssy better than $60-80 p-ssy?

Hell to the naw! Or perhaps you'll understand this better! Hell to the no! Kind of like saying 5 to the 3rd power or again, Hell to the naw naw!

Folks want you to admirer them because they pay a mint for a piece of azz! Child please, don't make me sneeze! At the end of the day, p-ssy, is p-ssy, is p-ssy!

It's all about what you value boo! I just don't place that kind of value on things that have very poor ROI (return on investment)!

Old azz man spending his life savings on p-ssy! Such a shame! I tell ya, even without a house payment, no school debt, very little credit card debt, and no car payment; I still would not pay that kind of money for p-ssy! Why?! Because partneroni, the difference between what I donate and what you donate is that with you, they have more money for their habits! With me, they'd have to solicit their drugs from the discount dope boy (A.K.A. Triple D)! LOL.

Now that's good news!

[QUOTE=MouthHunter;2684207]Is that what I'm seeing here?[/QUOTE]Just a few words!

Can you please go get some p-ssy instead of asking about it so much? Most of your posts are asking folks: "anyone seen this one or that one?" That shet gets old! LOL.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2686403]Live and let go!

The YR drama serious was buried a couple days ago. You sir are trying to dig it up and and bring it back like pet cemetery. If he has retired then good for him. If not, I understand that too. You woke up this morning thinking about another monger? You probably going to miss him the most. Won't you?

And don't go tryna say that CB1 = YR. It won't add up.

CB1.

It's Monger Crush Monday!

Let's get Fred to admit to his crush on YR.

JTM used to have a crush on PoniBoi. Where are they now?

And my crush is Preacher because most mongers write with have no personal. LOL.[/QUOTE]

Its the Woodshed remember. Anything goes. As Red Talon so eloquently wrote "if you don't like it don't let the door hit you in the ass".

Besides. FZ has posted a handful of comments in the Woodshed related to this matter. By my count he has still a "gazillion " more to go before catching up to YR.

And unless I missed one of your posts, I don't recall you ever mentioning to YR to "stem the blithering".

So you throw a flag on FZ but not YR. Come on now, CB1 you seemed to me to be more fair and balanced in the past.

J4 me.

[QUOTE=JaxForMe;2686560]Its the Woodshed remember. Anything goes. As Red Talon so eloquently wrote "if you don't like it don't let the door hit you in the ass".

Besides. FZ has posted a handful of comments in the Woodshed related to this matter. By my count he has still a "gazillion " more to go before catching up to YR.

And unless I missed one of your posts, I don't recall you ever mentioning to YR to "stem the blithering".

So you throw a flag on FZ but not YR. Come on now, CB1 you seemed to me to be more fair and balanced in the past.

J4 me.[/QUOTE]There was a full day that the woodshed had dropped the YR beat down. I have in the pass told YR he was long winded. I also have noticed that YR gets gang up on for being a passionate novelist of the hobby. FS woke up with the mini series. If he really didn't want to be bothered with YR then he wouldn't have posted what was clearly a slick shot. Now the woodshed is back beating the dead horse.

This ain't about pussy. This is more of bullying. I'm not saying that either has a history if more intel. That's besides the point. Some mongers have been in this game longer than others. Some are out banging up a storm but rarely post. I get pm'd more intel than is posted daily by silent seniors.

I'm all for the shed battles. But I also have been asked to let it go by PoniBoi. And that I did.

CB1.

Maybe I can bring a topic to the shed that will change the channel from this soap opera. LOL.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2686403]Live and let go!

The YR drama serious was buried a couple days ago. You sir are trying to dig it up and and bring it back like pet cemetery. If he has retired then good for him. If not, I understand that too. You woke up this morning thinking about another monger? You probably going to miss him the most. Won't you?

And don't go tryna say that CB1 = YR. It won't add up.

CB1.

It's Monger Crush Monday!

Let's get Fred to admit to his crush on YR.

JTM used to have a crush on PoniBoi. Where are they now?

And my crush is Preacher because most mongers write with have no personal. LOL.[/QUOTE]I've been looking high and low for my crush. Poni Boy. WTH happened to that guy? Hopefully he didn't get locked up!

[QUOTE=YoungRestless;2686452]Just dropping in for a moment!

Good news! No, I did not save 15% on car insurance buying it through the gecko! However...!

Because of my thrifty behavior; because I don't think p-ssy is gold because someone charges $300; because I won't spend a nice chunk of my salary on used p-ssy; because I won't spend my retirement on, again, used p-ssy and drug addicts; GUESS WHAT?!

Because I'm so thrifty and have better sense than most and refuse to go broke on used p-ssy, I was able to get rid of my mortgage and have been without a car payment for years and I owe no one for gradate school! Nice isn't it! LOL.

Is $300 p-ssy better than $60-80 p-ssy?

Hell to the naw! Or perhaps you'll understand this better! Hell to the no! Kind of like saying 5 to the 3rd power or again, Hell to the naw naw!

Folks want you to admirer them because they pay a mint for a piece of azz! Child please, don't make me sneeze! At the end of the day, p-ssy, is p-ssy, is p-ssy!

It's all about what you value boo! I just don't place that kind of value on things that have very poor ROI (return on investment)!

Old azz man spending his life savings on p-ssy! Such a shame! I tell ya, even without a house payment, no school debt, very little credit card debt, and no car payment; I still would not pay that kind of money for p-ssy! Why?! Because partneroni, the difference between what I donate and what you donate is that with you, they have more money for their habits! With me, they'd have to solicit their drugs from the discount dope boy (A.K.A. Triple D)! LOL.

Now that's good news![/QUOTE]I accidentally opened my account with out punching in my password and happened to see Restless's post about, well who care's really, but I have to give credit where credit is due, he finally made me laugh! Discount Dope Boy, Triple the, now that was pretty funny. JD.

I was trolling face book. I was on the page of a provider friend when I read a comment that was made on her recent pic. Click on the dudes pic and was brought to his page. To my surprise this dude had a shit load of friends. Mostly women. So I started to look at them because I recognized several right off. To my surprise he was friends with damn near every BP provider current and past and just as many strippers. From his pic I didn't get the impression that he was a monger. Maybe a DB would explain his popularity. I'm just guessing. I'm not for sure.

One particular friend stood out. I recognize the chick but not the name. Took me a minute to place her. It was our very own Carressa. (I think that how you spell it) My inquiring mind prompted me to go throw her page. No crime right. She put it out there as public knowledge. This was good timing because I had been thinking of treating myself to BP session. I wanted to see for myself what all the fuss was about. Carressa, Peyton, or Aubrey. But after going through her pics, I quickly came to a conclusion. Carressa is not cute at all! And I thought Angie Loveless was overrated. This is the woodshed and I am a provider critic. Call it how I see it as always.

Mongers paying 2 yards to see her. She all make up, nose and boobs. I was so shock I had to share with a couple others in the hobby. All too we floored by what they saw. But what got me the most is the garbage she posted on her page. Typical young street girl shit. Not that of a mature professional. But I can tell she likes her liquor from the things she posted. And I quote " I think when I drinking I driver str8 er when I'm looking at my Iphone. ".

This hooker needs to be walking. If I remember correctly just a couple days ago a monger posted a pic of her. It only said something like guess who this is or maybe not. I think it was MH or KL. Not sure but I looked back and it's been removed from existence. So if your on the fence like me between the three. St8 up! Go for Peyton or Aubrey if you paying for looks. Most of Carressa pics looked tragic.

CB1.

I'm sure I'm going to catch hell for this post. But I don't think any monger can say I have ever steered them wrong.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2687309]I was trolling face book. I was on the page of a provider friend when I read a comment that was made on her recent pic. Click on the dudes pic and was brought to his page. To my surprise this dude had a shit load of friends. Mostly women. So I started to look at them because I recognized several right off. To my surprise he was friends with damn near every BP provider current and past and just as many strippers. From his pic I didn't get the impression that he was a monger. Maybe a DB would explain his popularity. I'm just guessing. I'm not for sure.

One particular friend stood out. I recognize the chick but not the name. Took me a minute to place her. It was our very own Carressa. (I think that how you spell it) My inquiring mind prompted me to go throw her page. No crime right. She put it out there as public knowledge. This was good timing because I had been thinking of treating myself to BP session. I wanted to see for myself what all the fuss was about. Carressa, Peyton, or Aubrey. But after going through her pics, I quickly came to a conclusion. Carressa is not cute at all! And I thought Angie Loveless was overrated. This is the woodshed and I am a provider critic. Call it how I see it as always.

Mongers paying 2 yards to see her. She all make up, nose and boobs. I was so shock I had to share with a couple others in the hobby. All too we floored by what they saw. But what got me the most is the garbage she posted on her page. Typical young street girl shit. Not that of a mature professional. But I can tell she likes her liquor from the things she posted. And I quote " I think when I drinking I driver str8 er when I'm looking at my Iphone. ".

This hooker needs to be walking. If I remember correctly just a couple days ago a monger posted a pic of her. It only said something like guess who this is or maybe not. I think it was MH or KL. Not sure but I looked back and it's been removed from existence. So if your on the fence like me between the three. St8 up! Go for Peyton or Aubrey if you paying for looks. Most of Carressa pics looked tragic.

CB1.

I'm sure I'm going to catch hell for this post. But I don't think any monger can say I have ever steered them wrong.[/QUOTE]Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! I saw her FB pix a long time ago and I was shocked. Someone on here PM'd me because he thought I was speaking for her in the affirmative (I wasn't, I was just being fosicious) but he couldn't believe that one of those pix she posted showed more of a pot belly which points to heavy liquor usage- I know, I used to work around these types. Anyway, as I always say, as far as reviews are concerned, they should only be taken with a grain of salt because it is no telling why some girls get rave reviews or some poor. What questions come to mind regarding the reviewer: was he drunk, or high on something else, is the prescription in his glasses bad, has it been a while since he had a taste, some could be OLD AS HELL and anything that moves and in their 20's look good!, etc. As my history teacher used to say: "one never knows, does one!" Still cracks me up! LOL.

[QUOTE=YoungRestless;2687501]Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! I saw her FB pix a long time ago and I was shocked. Someone on here PM'd me because he thought I was speaking for her in the affirmative (I wasn't, I was just being fosicious) but he couldn't believe that one of those pix she posted showed more of a pot belly which points to heavy liquor usage- I know, I used to work around these types. Anyway, as I always say, as far as reviews are concerned, they should only be taken with a grain of salt because it is no telling why some girls get rave reviews or some poor. What questions come to mind regarding the reviewer: was he drunk, or high on something else, is the prescription in his glasses bad, has it been a while since he had a taste, etc. As my history teacher used to say: "one never knows, does one!" Still cracks me up! LOL.[/QUOTE]One other variable involved is the reviewers general experience with women. If a monger has not had the luxury to sample the many different levels of attractive women in real life for one reason or another, chances are that a BP girl would blow his mind pretty damn easy. For me, I only pull the trigger on specific body types and/or performance levels. I guess you can say that I am a monger specialist, not a generalist. That Caressa chick did not ping my radar at all. Not knocking her, just saying that she wasn't impressive enough to me to warrant taking her for a drive. Now those chicks Payton and Aubrey are REALLY pinging my radar! But I am trying to retire from the hobby though so I haven't pulled the trigger. YET! .

[QUOTE=CantB1;2686663]There was a full day that the woodshed had dropped the YR beat down. I have in the pass told YR he was long winded. I also have noticed that YR gets gang up on for being a passionate novelist of the hobby. FS woke up with the mini series. If he really didn't want to be bothered with YR then he wouldn't have posted what was clearly a slick shot. Now the woodshed is back beating the dead horse.

This ain't about pussy. This is more of bullying. I'm not saying that either has a history if more intel. That's besides the point. Some mongers have been in this game longer than others. Some are out banging up a storm but rarely post. I get pm'd more intel than is posted daily by silent seniors.

I'm all for the shed battles. But I also have been asked to let it go by PoniBoi. And that I did.

CB1.

Maybe I can bring a topic to the shed that will change the channel from this soap opera. LOL.[/QUOTE]I respectfully disagree.

If you contrast the content of the posts between YR and the rest (FZ, JD, etc), YR is apt to employ a very pointed stick to jab others that disagree with him.

But here's the important point for me, YR does it by invoking terms like "go ahead I'll rip your azz" or by referring to the poster disparagingly ("Fred Flinstone", "Jack Mutt" etc).

YR's diatribes are vitriolic and personal. And while others may have responded similarly, the frequency, intensity, and immaturity seemed to me less so than by YR.

So who was really bullying who?

Sorry dude. YR wasn't a victim of bullying. Although it never ceases to amaze me how often petulant behavior is rationalized by "victimization".

But thanks for changing the channel. As I stated in the title this is my last post on this matter.

(BTW I agree with Fishguy regarding the "Ignore" feature. It only truly works if there are no responses to the "ignored").

Respectfully.

J4 me.

[QUOTE=CantB1;2687309]I was trolling face book. I was on the page of a provider friend when I read a comment that was made on her recent pic. Click on the dudes pic and was brought to his page. To my surprise this dude had a shit load of friends. Mostly women. So I started to look at them because I recognized several right off. To my surprise he was friends with damn near every BP provider current and past and just as many strippers. From his pic I didn't get the impression that he was a monger. Maybe a DB would explain his popularity. I'm just guessing. I'm not for sure.

One particular friend stood out. I recognize the chick but not the name. Took me a minute to place her. It was our very own Carressa. (I think that how you spell it) My inquiring mind prompted me to go throw her page. No crime right. She put it out there as public knowledge. This was good timing because I had been thinking of treating myself to BP session. I wanted to see for myself what all the fuss was about. Carressa, Peyton, or Aubrey. But after going through her pics, I quickly came to a conclusion. Carressa is not cute at all! And I thought Angie Loveless was overrated. This is the woodshed and I am a provider critic. Call it how I see it as always.

Mongers paying 2 yards to see her. She all make up, nose and boobs. I was so shock I had to share with a couple others in the hobby. All too we floored by what they saw. But what got me the most is the garbage she posted on her page. Typical young street girl shit. Not that of a mature professional. But I can tell she likes her liquor from the things she posted. And I quote " I think when I drinking I driver str8 er when I'm looking at my Iphone. ".

This hooker needs to be walking. If I remember correctly just a couple days ago a monger posted a pic of her. It only said something like guess who this is or maybe not. I think it was MH or KL. Not sure but I looked back and it's been removed from existence. So if your on the fence like me between the three. St8 up! Go for Peyton or Aubrey if you paying for looks. Most of Carressa pics looked tragic.

CB1.

I'm sure I'm going to catch hell for this post. But I don't think any monger can say I have ever steered them wrong.[/QUOTE]But I actually agree with you. I saw the face shot that someone posted of Carressa and she looks like a cartoon character. I couldn't stop laughing knowing all the rave reviews she gets. Oh well, to each his own.