The Massholes

Full disclosure, I've never been to Brazil.

With that out of the way I would agree with most of your sentiments except the "just like NY," and Chilenas being warmer.

I've fucked a couple hundred Brazilenas here and they are some freaky fucking chicks, I've had VERY few regrets on any of them. I've never gone to Brazil because getting a visa is a pain in the ass. I'm in the process of applying for Argentinian citizenship and I reckon my first stamp in that new passport will be to Brazil.

Argentinos are kind of difficult to deal with. I've gotten to the point where I tell guys if you aren't willing to be here for a minimum of a couple weeks it's really not worth the trip unless somebody else is paying for it. After the crisis in 2002 tourism exploded here and soooooo many drunk fucking idiots over paid these chicks that they won't work for less than a couple hundred bucks. Since they are so fucking hot most guys just pay it. What they don't understand is when you over pay them so much they think you are a fool and fuck you accordingly. I know 5 or 6 guys that have told a story along the lines of "she was such a pain in the ass I just gave her the money to leave." I promise you the story the chick told her friends when like this. "Juanita, charge a yankee 4 times as much as a local and then when you get to the hotel if you keep breaking his balls and not fucking him, he will still give you the money and you can go. No I'm serious, he won't hit you or anything, he will just give you the money and you can leave without even touching him."

I don't have to deal with this because I live here and I have insulted so many chicks that tried to highball me that none of them try it. When I go out to the club I give them their 100 bucks, it's too much but it's a settlement between the 2-300 they try to get from most yankees and the 70-80 they charge locals. For me it's a recruiting tool. I recently posted about the two girls that came to the house. I had paid the first one her 100 bucks plus the 40 in bar fines to bang her the first time. Then blew her away by being nice to her (here's a toothbrush just for you) that she thought I was great. A couple days later SHE called me asking if her and her friend could both come to the house and I gave them 70 a piece for two hours.

NR is correct about the diversity as well. Argentinos are very proud that they stopped having slaves long before the Brazillians did. While I'm certainly not defending slavery what happened here as a result of not being able to have slaves the Argentines just fucking killed everybody that wasn't white and then imported laborers from whichever European country was currently depressed, mostly Italy. Buenos Aires has one of the most homogeneous populations I've ever seen. Again, not defending slavery or the longer length of time they had it but an unintended consequence in Brazil was those other peoples survived as groups, here they are all gone.

I think downtown looks a lot like NYC, but I can show you areas, really big areas that don't.

The very weirdest thing about here, and in my experience the most difficult thing for Yanks to understand is valuation. Because of the 10 gozzillian subsidies on everything they have here nobody really understands the idea of market driven valuation. Up in the states it's generally accepted that a thing or service is worth what somebody will buy if for. Here in Argentina a thing or service is worth what, in the mind of the seller, you have the ABILITY to pay for it. In their minds if you CAN pay 100 dollars for something they would sell to somebody else for 50 and you don't pay the 100 dollars but only the 50 they would be happy to sell it to somebody else for, they haven't received 50 dollars, they feel like you have stolen 50 dollars from them. Last night I was taking a new guy around. It was 2:30 in the morning, this chick at this coffee shop that I have paid 60 bucks to bang for two hours on several occasions wouldn't leave with him for less than 80 an hour. She sat in that coffee shop and earned nothing, rather than give him the same deal she has given me on several occasions. It's really fucking bizarre.

I converted all prices to dollars in this post. If you ever come here, never pay in dollars, never discuss dollars, if chicks mention dollars pretend you don't know what they are. I'll never be able to explain why you have to trust me on this. Also don't change anything more than the BAREST minimum at the airport.

[URL]http://www.rooshv.com/school-of-argentine-girls[/URL] Roosh also wrote a book: Roosh's Argentina Compendium, a 64 page strategy guide designed to help you bang any Argentinian woman of your choice (for free ofcourse) Maybe A2 has used some of the techniques? With his charm he could probably write a book himself What do I get A2 for kissing your ass? LOL and I'm sure it's a fine ass indeed.

[QUOTE=WhenWhen;2095218]Sorry that happened to you and nice of you to post about the poor experience. You admitted that you made a mistake of paying first. But, of course, the bigger mistake was losing perspective. There is no reason to bareback a girl in the ass. Bareback. Why? Power trip? Just wrap it up and pretend you're doing it bareback. What's the difference except for what is in your own head and real consequences? But the truly irrational part is that you allowed yourself to believe that some girl who advertises for all the world to see just can't wait for YOU to get with her at a notel to have unprotected sex.

I'm not trying to embarrass you, friend. I'm just passing along some hard earned wisdom from someone who has made the same mistakes. It ain't worth getting too crazy about what the ad says. In fact, the more adventurous it sounds, the less you should be interested in it.[/QUOTE]

I just want to be clear that anal is not my preference but if it was I would go BB. To quote you "There is no reason to bareback a girl in the ass. Bareback. Why? Power trip? Allow me to answer for Dr. Love, why? Because he wants to do her BB in the ass! Power trip? Maybe it is a power trip but that is Dr. Love's business, not yours!

I detect a tone of arrogance in your post, an air of entitlement and it pisses me off that would comment on Dr. Love's sexual preferences. I don't want to embarrass you but you need get off your high horse and learn everyone makes their choices and it is not up to you to question them. Now go crawl back into your hole you egotistical fuck.

Fever.

[QUOTE=Yellowfever023;2095459]I just want to be clear that anal is not my preference but if it was I would go BB. To quote you "There is no reason to bareback a girl in the ass. Bareback. Why? Power trip? Allow me to answer for Dr. Love, why? Because he wants to do her BB in the ass! Power trip? Maybe it is a power trip but that is Dr. Love's business, not yours!

I detect a tone of arrogance in your post, an air of entitlement and it pisses me off that would comment on Dr. Love's sexual preferences. I don't want to embarrass you but you need get off your high horse and learn everyone makes their choices and it is not up to you to question them. Now go crawl back into your hole you egotistical fuck.

Fever.[/QUOTE]It doesn't say that anymore.

A2.

The most unhappiest of people in the world are married. That being said, most man are married and have bills left and right. They realize that they are not content with their sexual life and pursue other avenues.

Having a SW fulfill's such void but at the same time, that relationship does not require maintenance, such as cheating on some one.

In addition, many of us hate having a woman that bitchand complain the whole day about a bunch of be-s that God knows you are not paying attention to. All you want for her to do is to phuck you.

Plus, who likes to eat the same meat everyday. How about having a burger for breakfast-lunch-dinner. Having said that, man require variety and spice in their lives.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2095590]It doesn't say that anymore.

A2.[/QUOTE]I love this line you wrote in response to one of the involved gentlemen " EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth. ".

My only recommendation would be to attach this clip when you use that line in the future: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0[/URL].

[QUOTE=Admin2;2095233]Full disclosure, I've never been to Brazil.

I know 5 or 6 guys that have told a story along the lines of "she was such a pain in the ass I just gave her the money to leave." [/QUOTE]I remember the Secret Service agents got in trouble for this reason. The hooker refused to leave until she got another $50 from them and caused a problem in the hotel. That's when the story broke about the agents. Seems the strategy works for the girls!

[QUOTE=Hackva;2095657]I remember the Secret Service agents got in trouble for this reason. The hooker refused to leave until she got another $50 from them and caused a problem in the hotel. That's when the story broke about the agents. Seems the strategy works for the girls![/QUOTE]First, he negotiated drunk, agreed to a ridiculous number and then fucked her all night long and wouldn't pay her in the morning.

Second he was in the Secret Service.

Third He took her to HIS hotel room.

Don't get drunk while mongering (just makes the sex worse anyway) Second, since you won't be drunk you won't agree to 800 fucking dollars. Third, if you have a job like that, don't take her to your fucking hotel. Just like here there are short term hotels in Columbia, here they cost about 25 bucks for three hours. Take her there, if she fucks up like that, walk the fuck out. I have never understood this "I want you to spend the whole night and sleep with me thing." Hit it and fucking quit it. If you want a girlfriend, make more money and get in shape. If you want to get laid, fuck them, then put them in a fucking taxi and sleep peacefully. Any guy that voluntarily becomes unconscious in the presence of a working girl he just met two hours ago deserves to lose the fucking kidney she's going to end up selling on the black market. Along with his wallet, passport, watch, money, computer, and anything else laying around.

After you know them it's a different thing. The first time she was at the house my new favorite (the one that called and asked if she and her friend could come fuck me) asked me as she was about to walk out the door "Aren't you going to give me my money?" I said "Honey, I put it under your cell phone on the nightstand, didn't you see it?" (I put her money, the exact amount we had agreed on, fanned out so she could see it, under her cell phone which was laying next to her purse) I'm going to marry her because she answered "yes I saw it, but you didn't tell me it was mine, so I didn't take it." She can now sleep over anytime she wants. She can wait in the house by herself while I go the grocery store and buy her some beer. She can't have the combo to my safe yet, but I also won't be throwing my keys, ipad, money, and phone in the safe either when she's here.

[QUOTE=PwHerman;2095640]I love this line you wrote in response to one of the involved gentlemen " EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth. ".

My only recommendation would be to attach this clip when you use that line in the future: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0[/URL].[/QUOTE]Oh, I will be employing this video for future use for sure! (bookmarked).

[QUOTE=Deb4512;2094139]On St. Dennis, St Laurent, Crescent or St. Catherine Street. It's a monger's paradise when the USA Dollar is stronger than the Canadians and it's totally legal so I've heard recently.

Sucer ma chatte humide.

[URL]http://www.montrealnewyearsxs.com/img/gallery/montreal-new-years-girls.jpg[/URL][/QUOTE]4, 5, 3, 1, 2.

How's that for "misogamy".

I wrote to the guys who were upset with me already, but I'll make a confession to everyone publicly. I'm sorry, really sorry if I offended anyone. I was being a *****. I thought I was just expressing my opinions, also I was concerned that some of the fat escorts,(not me because I'm almost perfect I just need to lose 20 more lbs and I'm good to go) would see your posts and it'd hurt their feelings. But you all have the right to express your opinions too even if I don't like them. I realize that this is a man's board and I needed to tone it down. My friend Stressed Out contacted me and told me "honey, you are walking on this ice, you know I care about you, but some of the guys have been pming me about your postings." I thought I was being a Masshole, but I was really criticizing you guys when all you were doing was "male bonding." I'm totally clueless sometimes and occasionally a *****. I had no right to write what I wrote and also for monopolizing the board. I hope you welcome me back with open arms. I got crazy carried away. Xoxoxoxo.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2095773]The first time she was at the house my new favorite (the one that called and asked if she and her friend could come fuck me) asked me as she was about to walk out the door "Aren't you going to give me my money?" I said "Honey, I put it under your cell phone on the nightstand, didn't you see it?" (I put her money, the exact amount we had agreed on, fanned out so she could see it, under her cell phone which was laying next to her purse) I'm going to marry her because she answered "yes I saw it, but you didn't tell me it was mine, so I didn't take it." [/QUOTE]I am totally speechless. You should marry her. As one who is an expert on getting married (but not staying married) I can tell you, none of my wives would have ever passed up that cash.

A2, you are my hero.

C3.

[QUOTE=Deb4512;2096142]I wrote to the guys who were upset with me already, but I'll make a confession to everyone publicly. I'm sorry, really sorry if I offended anyone. I was being a *****. I thought I was just expressing my opinions, also I was concerned that some of the fat escorts,(not me because I'm almost perfect I just need to lose 20 more lbs and I'm good to go) would see your posts and it'd hurt their feelings. But you all have the right to express your opinions too even if I don't like them. I realize that this is a man's board and I needed to tone it down. My friend Stressed Out contacted me and told me "honey, you are walking on this ice, you know I care about you, but some of the guys have been pming me about your postings." I thought I was being a Masshole, but I was really criticizing you guys when all you were doing was "male bonding." I'm totally clueless sometimes and occasionally a *****. I had no right to write what I wrote and also for monopolizing the board. I hope you welcome me back with open arms. I got crazy carried away. Xoxoxoxo.[/QUOTE]Men get it that people fuck up. Men admire people that when they fuck up say "Dude I fucked up, won't happen again." Most men, don't use that fuck up as ammo in the future unless you fuck up in the same way again.

Two guys resolving a problem;.

Guy 1; Duu-uudd (What they fuck was that?

Guy 2; Doooood (Ahh fuck, sorry).

Guy 1; Dude (ok).

Guy 2; Dude? (want to go fishing? I'll buy the beer).

Guy 1; Cool (I acknowledge that you see you fucked up, sincerely regret it, and are making amends, this issue is now closed unless you do it again).

I'm going to the Belmont stakes horse race on June 7th! I'm practically obsessed I'm such a big fan of horse racing, but I've never been to the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness or the Belmont. I've only been to the track in Boston, but I avidly watch the three big races on tv. I've seen the movies Secretariat and Sea Biscuit a zillion times. Can you tell I'm a horse / animal lover? Well the Belmont is big this year! A horse named California Chrome, with no special pedigree and a no name trainer, with working class owners who were told they were dumb asses to breed two run of the mill racehorses for $10,000, won the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness. If he wins the Belmont he'll win the triple crown! No California bred horse has every won the triple crown, and the triple crown hasn't been won by any horse since 1978. It's that hard to win! And with a horse like this with no special pedigree? It's like a modern day version of Sea Biscuit, the working man's horse. If he wins, I'll be watching history in the making. Movie studios like Disney are planning to make a movie about this horse if he wins. I'm totally freaking out! I bought the best seats in the house from a reputable ticket broker (BBB certified) today, a room at a nice hotel four miles from the track and am staying from that Wednesday until Sunday check out.

So what's sexy about this race? And what does it have to do with the hobby? People from all over the world are going to the Belmont, famous people and horse owners.all sorts of people and it's a sold out event. It's a special race, especially if this horse wins. Damn that I wish I had someone to go withSo I got to thinking, It's the perfect time to escort! I'll probably be busy and it'll pay for the ticket, the hotel and then some! If it weren't for you guys, the one's who see me on a regular basis on this board, I couldn't afford to go. It's expensive! So Yay to escorting, Yay to all of you sexy men on usasg! I really appreciate you! And by the way, every moment I've spent with each and every one of you has been fabulous! I can't believe I found a job that I love, that I'm good at, and guys that I really dig too Watch the race guys and I'll wave to you and blow you a kiss xoxoxoxoxo.

[QUOTE=Deb4512;2096607]I'm going to the Belmont stakes horse race on June 7th! I'm practically obsessed I'm such a big fan of horse racing, but I've never been to the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness or the Belmont. I've only been to the track in Boston, but I avidly watch the three big races on tv. I've seen the movies Secretariat and Sea Biscuit a zillion times. Can you tell I'm a horse / animal lover? Well the Belmont is big this year! A horse named California Chrome, with no special pedigree and a no name trainer, with working class owners who were told they were dumb asses to breed two run of the mill racehorses for $10,000, won the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness. If he wins the Belmont he'll win the triple crown! No California bred horse has every won the triple crown, and the triple crown hasn't been won by any horse since 1978. It's that hard to win! And with a horse like this with no special pedigree? It's like a modern day version of Sea Biscuit, the working man's horse. If he wins, I'll be watching history in the making. Movie studios like Disney are planning to make a movie about this horse if he wins. I'm totally freaking out! I bought the best seats in the house from a reputable ticket broker (BBB certified) today, a room at a nice hotel four miles from the track and am staying from that Wednesday until Sunday check out.

So what's sexy about this race? And what does it have to do with the hobby? People from all over the world are going to the Belmont, famous people and horse owners.all sorts of people and it's a sold out event. It's a special race, especially if this horse wins. Damn that I wish I had someone to go withSo I got to thinking, It's the perfect time to escort! I'll probably be busy and it'll pay for the ticket, the hotel and then some! If it weren't for you guys, the one's who see me on a regular basis on this board, I couldn't afford to go. It's expensive! So Yay to escorting, Yay to all of you sexy men on usasg! I really appreciate you! And by the way, every moment I've spent with each and every one of you has been fabulous! I can't believe I found a job that I love, that I'm good at, and guys that I really dig too Watch the race guys and I'll wave to you and blow you a kiss xoxoxoxoxo.[/QUOTE]Hi Deb, it's funny that you mentioned the Belmont Stakes because I'm originally from New York and I used to live less than 1 mile away from there. It's on Hempstead Ave in Queens. I used to go there as a child to watch the races. What a small world.