Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=TurdMuffin;7550545]Howdy folks on a rare occasion I get to travel for work to your fair city. Once again. Can't wait to see how much the city has changed circa 2013/14 era. Hoping to meet some fair crowd and report back with my findings. -DR.[/QUOTE]Nice! I reached out to you a few months ago, as I was studying the Milwaukee tomes of yore, and now I recall that you said you'd be coming to Milwaukee or Chicago in March, and requested some phone numbers. I replied that since their phones don't last long, I will wait until March to give you the numbers. Well, now I will send you several names and phone numbers of streetwalkers who have a great attitude and are at least moderately attractive. Punctuality is nonexistent with any of them, so be warned! LOL.

For those of you who don't know, this individual I'm responding to was the most important contributor to the Milwaukee streetwalkers forum back in 2012-2013. Or maybe his memory of his own activities is more accurate, and it was 2013-2014. He had a different handle back then.

Body Shopper.

Rather than document hookers' batting averages the way they are in the MLB, I think that using fractions and percentages is a better way for this activity. Here are some of my current and former regular providers' batting averages: the number of dates they've made me cum, out of the number of dates we've done.

Toothless Tabatha: 4 for 4.

Kelly: 3 for 3.

Bug 5 for 6.

Marcie: 1 for 2.

Crystal: 2 for 2.

Corinna (on 15th and Lincoln): 3.

Jessica (half-Hispanic): 1 for 2.

Star: 1 for 2.

Christina: 0 for 2.

Rachel: 2 for 4.

Tracy: 2 for 4.

Clarissa: 4 for 4.

CiCi: 4 for 5.

Gina: 2 for 2.

The Dreaded Marisol: 1 for 2.

Destiny: 2 for 2.

MacKenzie: 1 for 3.

Homeless Nicky: 2 for 3.

Alyssa (Jen's cousin): 0 for 2.

The following women have a perfect record of making me shoot, and have done 5 or more dates with me. Here are the estimated number of dates I've done with each of them:

Stacy: 5.

Hazel: 6.

Jamie: 14.

Jen: 32.

Jen has the greatest record of all hookers for making me shoot, with an estimated 32 dates under her belt.

The following are women whose number of failures I remember, but whose total number of dates I am guessing at:

Jill The Great: 33 for 35.

Chella: 27 for 30.

Chevy: 29 for 30.

Kassy: 5 for 6.

The following are women whose both figures I'm guessing at:

Erika: 152 for 170.

Jessi: 45 for 55.

Rose: 32 for 40.

Michelle (53 years old, Puerto Rican but looks white, dates took place in 2016-2017): 3 for 5.

Diane: 3 for 4.

Michelle (Chevy's mom): 4 for 6.

Ashley (Fat, redheaded): 2 for 6.

Jersey: 2 for 5.

Becca: 1 for 6.

Ashley (Christie's daughter, now deceased): 9 for 14.

Crackmonster Kerry: 2 for 3.

Michelle (toothless, chubby, middle-aged, with straight sandy blonde hair): 3 for 3.

Ariel: 4 for 6.

(Native) Summer: 1 for 8.

Ari (long-haired Puerto Rican lesbian): 4 for 4.

Victoria: 2 for 3.

Corinna (toothless): 5 for 8.

I've noticed that some women suck better in a car than in a motel room. (Toothless) Corinna, Chevy's mom, Bug, and Kassy are four such examples.

Holy fajer now I have a target on my back. Much has changed since then. I run a lot more lean; to point and seeing your posts. I need to document me harlots in such categories. Sadly FL is not that active anymore. There are parts but big cities are running dry (LEO or otherwise) . But looking forward to hanging out in fair parts of town in good company.

[QUOTE=BodyShopper;7550706]Nice! I reached out to you a few months ago, as I was studying the Milwaukee tomes of yore, and now I recall that you said you'd be coming to Milwaukee or Chicago in March, and requested some phone numbers. I replied that since their phones don't last long, I will wait until March to give you the numbers. Well, now I will send you several names and phone numbers of streetwalkers who have a great attitude and are at least moderately attractive. Punctuality is nonexistent with any of them, so be warned! LOL.

For those of you who don't know, this individual I'm responding to was the most important contributor to the Milwaukee streetwalkers forum back in 2012-2013. Or maybe his memory of his own activities is more accurate, and it was 2013-2014. He had a different handle back then.

Body Shopper.[/QUOTE]

Strictly fantasy, but saw Serena on Sun at noon. I find her very attractive, so lender and all that dark hair but her technique was not good very weak with little pressure. I was disappointed for30.

Scheduled date with Chella on Tuesday. Man she looked good, a tight short black dress, thigh high stocking and boots. Her technique is great. Plus she is such a joy to be with. I always pay her well.

[QUOTE=TurdMuffin;7552358]Holy fajer now I have a target on my back. Much has changed since then. I run a lot more lean; to point and seeing your posts. I need to document me harlots in such categories. Sadly FL is not that active anymore. There are parts but big cities are running dry (LEO or otherwise) . But looking forward to hanging out in fair parts of town in good company.[/QUOTE]It's better to live one day as a lion than a thousand years as a lamb. I have lived my entire life in great peril. Lambs live safe lives. Don't be a lamb. A hoarmonger who could at any point be killed by a hoar, a drug dealer, a hoar's boyfriend, a street rat, or a fellow monger- or be imprisoned by the court system- gets greater value out of one single day of life than a hoarmonger who plays it safe gets out of 80 years of life. I have cried countless times from being overwhelmed by the various perilous situations I find myself in. When you are a lion in a world of mice, the mice sometimes team up on you. Sometimes they nibble at your feet and cause you great pain. Sometimes, they kill you. But when you look in the mirror, would you like to see a lion or a mouse?

Wear that target with pride!

Last time I was in town, Jessi told me that when I kicked her and Erika out of my car in mid December, she and Erika promised each other that they'll never do a date with me again. Less than one week later, if you read my report #11191, Erika was sucking my cock and pumping loads of my cream into her mouth. Jessi, too, was hitting me up for dates mere days after the incident, even though we didn't wind up meeting up again until Valentine's Day. And we've been doing dates heavily ever since. And the only reason Erika won't do dates with me is because I refuse to hear the "en" word. If I would just keep the car stationary and not require ball-sucking- and be the active partner during coitus- Erika would still be vying against the other bishes for dates with me. As long as I don't make her be the active partner or drive while she's sucking my dick, she loves spending hours on end with me! But like the black man, I become enraged when I hear hate speech. I won't tolerate it.

So much for honor among hoars. As Jessi and Erika stood in the alley on that cold December day and swore a solemn oath, they each broke it within a week, because they can't resist the monetary power of The Notorious P. I. G!

Semper Fi!

WWG1 WGA!

[QUOTE=TrollMongo;7548400]Baby Jess is mistaken about me buying lemonaid from her daughters, or anyone else. I've never done that in my entire life. It's possible I've done dates with her, the girls often use more than one name, but the only Jess I've ever met is Jersey Jess.

Jill told me Wednesday she has been in Milwaukee since the last time I found her which was Feb. 10th. You know how it is out there, some of the popular girls aren't out for even 5 minutes before they get picked up, I'll bet sometimes it's not even a minute, so timing is everything. I was just lucky.

My prayers and offerings to Saint Vitalis Of Gaza may help a little also.[/QUOTE]Jessi has never used a fake name. But with the high volume of bodies we great people go through, we sometimes forget a name (like you did with Stacy recently, until I reminded you of your post about her). Or Jessi could be mistaken in her hunch that she's done dates with you.

I agree. I love her look. I like the thin ones. Unfortunately her oral skills are lame. Twice I mistaken her for Samantha because of winter hoods. They have similar body styles, hair etc. I had BBFS CIP with Serena in the car which was great. The next two times was just for oral but as stated, weak pressure. I won't pick her up now no matter how good I think she looks.

Samantha gives a much better BBBJ w / spit. She claims not to offer FS.

Speaking of thin girls, Alex fell off the face of the earth. Rumor has it she a dealing drugs. LOL.

[QUOTE=NotLob;7552446]Strictly fantasy, but saw Serena on Sun at noon. I find her very attractive, so lender and all that dark hair but her technique was not good very weak with little pressure. I was disappointed for30.

Scheduled date with Chella on Tuesday. Man she looked good, a tight short black dress, thigh high stocking and boots. Her technique is great. Plus she is such a joy to be with. I always pay her well.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BodyShopper;7553061]Jessi has never used a fake name. But with the high volume of bodies we great people go through, we sometimes forget a name (like you did with Stacy recently, until I reminded you of your post about her). Or Jessi could be mistaken in her hunch that she's done dates with you.[/QUOTE]Ya, my memory isn't as good as it once was, and it probably never was all that great but I'd remember the name Jess, especially Baby Jess cause she was mentioned so often on here and was always one I wanted to meet. I remember the first time I met Jersey Jess, when she said her name was Jess, I immediatly ask if she was "Baby Jess" cause I'd always been hoping for a meet.

Time will tell I guess, I'll be heading for Milwaukee and (hopefully) a date with Baby Jess in a week or two if the weather gets decent. I see we are expecting 8 to 10 inches of snow Sunday here so.???

[QUOTE=NotLob;7552446]Strictly fantasy, but saw Serena on Sun at noon. I find her very attractive, so lender and all that dark hair but her technique was not good very weak with little pressure. I was disappointed for30.

Scheduled date with Chella on Tuesday. Man she looked good, a tight short black dress, thigh high stocking and boots. Her technique is great. Plus she is such a joy to be with. I always pay her well.[/QUOTE]I only have had one date with Serena, late last fall I think. Like you I love her looks but thought her technique was good until she would kind of loose concentration and almost stop. I think if she was found a bit less medicated she'd be a great time. Chella I've only had the pleasure of meeting once as well, would love to meet her again, especially dressed as you described.

Nice high heels on those boots I'm hoping?

[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;5589623]Yep. She's been around for years. She's actually over 50. But at least she makes an effort at her appearance and yes her BBBJ is very good. Encourages roaming and is very responsive to it although I suspect that's just a good act.

HS.[/QUOTE]Actually, at the time you posted this, Kerry (and that's how it's spelled) was 49. So, she told Soccer Fan the truth. Her nickname is Crack Monster. She is 53 now.

[QUOTE=NotLob;5584164]Met a SW on 16th Greenfield, today Carrie, older maybe NA and very slim from Iowa found a quiet place gives great head is really into and let me roam, very sensitive and wet Unfortunately I'm old and anxious and find it difficult to pop but I would try with her again doesn't have a phone, gave her 40 maybe could have gotten for less, she's very accommodating.[/QUOTE]Yup! That's Crack Monster! She's a good sport.

On Tuesday morning I found this female was walking up numbers from 6h and L and picked her up from 7th. I have never seen this white red hair female before. Right away she did the LE check and grab my cock and she told me to grab and hold her bare tit. There is another red hair female out there on L but that one is out there often. And sometimes panhandles by 5th and Becher by the freeway ramp but that one looks bad. Another difference is that Desire wears prescription glasses and the other one doesn’t. I like that she was walking in heels and she had makeup on and was looking decent. She told me that she is 36 but her face looks way older yet I do believe she is that age. I’m guessing this was just a random female that wanted to make a few extra bucks for her habits. I asked for her number but she’s got no phone. 30 BBBJCIM I took her to my spot and she gave me some weak head. I had to jerk off then I put it back in her mouth and came inside but she did not catch. Also when I was jerking she asked me in what position I wanted to fuck her lol. I told her that I just wanted to CIM. So she was actually going to let me bang her for 30. Next time if I ever see her again 30 for FS works for me lol. And I guess she likes walking in heels cause after we got done she just got out and left, she didn’t need ride back.

[QUOTE=BodyShopper;7553923]Yup! That's Crack Monster! She's a good sport.[/QUOTE]I think this was my first post 3 or 4 years ago.

[QUOTE=NotLob;7554754]I think this was my first post 3 or 4 years ago.[/QUOTE]4 1/2, but who's counting?