EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

I just can not get anything but a legit massage at EMPs it seems. Tried out this provider in PR. She had a CL ad. Discrete office with a tucked away entrance, plenty of parking. Was hoping my luck had finally changed and she would become a regular for me.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/bts/d/des-plaines-great-treatment-for-your/7347380831.html[/URL]

There were some promising signs, initially. There was no blanket on the table, no forms to fill out. I got on the table nude. When she came in, she didn't overreact but did cover me with a sheet. Strike one. She took more liberties than a legit MT would take, but there was never any touching of the boys. Strike two. On the flip, she commented on my body, that I worked out, etc. But always kept me covered. Massaged my inner thigh, but nothing over the line. Strike three.

I've gone to Euros more in the past year, and I've realized that what seem like signals to me (and usually are with Asians) aren't necessarily the case with these providers. Granted, I haven't been to places with positive reviews on this forum and others. Also, I do not push the envelope. Maybe Euros need you to be more obvious. I don't know.

I'm thinking of trying GH or one of those places on Shermer. I've never been and they seem like more of safe bet. I'm just looking for a standard massage with L1 finish. Nothing more.

If you've been to GH recently, I'd appreciate a dm. Haven't seen any reviews of that place on here for a few years.

[QUOTE=TooFull;5438063]I just can not get anything but a legit massage at EMPs it seems. Tried out this provider in PR. She had a CL ad. Discrete office with a tucked away entrance, plenty of parking. Was hoping my luck had finally changed and she would become a regular for me.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/bts/d/des-plaines-great-treatment-for-your/7347380831.html[/URL]

There were some promising signs, initially. There was no blanket on the table, no forms to fill out. I got on the table nude. When she came in, she didn't overreact but did cover me with a sheet. Strike one. She took more liberties than a legit MT would take, but there was never any touching of the boys. Strike two. On the flip, she commented on my body, that I worked out, etc. But always kept me covered. Massaged my inner thigh, but nothing over the line. Strike three.

I've gone to Euros more in the past year, and I've realized that what seem like signals to me (and usually are with Asians) aren't necessarily the case with these providers. Granted, I haven't been to places with positive reviews on this forum and others. Also, I do not push the envelope. Maybe Euros need you to be more obvious. I don't know.

I'm thinking of trying GH or one of those places on Shermer. I've never been and they seem like more of safe bet. I'm just looking for a standard massage with L1 finish. Nothing more.

If you've been to GH recently, I'd appreciate a dm. Haven't seen any reviews of that place on here for a few years.[/QUOTE]Are the pics accurate for Sofia?

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5438093]Are the pics accurate for Sofia?[/QUOTE]Yeah. The pics are accurate, but maybe about a decade old. She's probably in the late 40's, early 50's. Definitely had some bad face work done. Fake titties.

Yeah that's how she rolls. Posts suggestive ads like this [URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/2909044[/URL] to get you in the door but won't do extras. She's been doing that consistently for prob 10 years now going way back to BP days. Still using a lot of the same pics today as back then too. She was in the city for a long time I think on Chicago ave.

Search the board for Sofia and you'll see a long trail for her all saying the same. Looks like she's trying to rebrand herself as Gloria [URL]https://www.gloriamassage.com[/URL].

[QUOTE=TooFull;5438063]

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/bts/d/des-plaines-great-treatment-for-your/7347380831.html[/URL]

There were some promising signs, initially. There was no blanket on the table, no forms to fill out. I got on the table nude. When she came in, she didn't overreact but did cover me with a sheet. Strike one. She took more liberties than a legit MT would take, but there was never any touching of the boys. Strike two. On the flip, she commented on my body, that I worked out, etc. But always kept me covered. Massaged my inner thigh, but nothing over the line. Strike three.

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[QUOTE=PauFord;5438286]Yeah that's how she rolls. Posts suggestive ads like this [URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/2909044[/URL] to get you in the door but won't do extras. She's been doing that consistently for prob 10 years now going way back to BP days. Still using a lot of the same pics today as back then too. She was in the city for a long time I think on Chicago ave.

Search the board for Sofia and you'll see a long trail for her all saying the same. Looks like she's trying to rebrand herself as Gloria [URL]https://www.gloriamassage.com[/URL].[/QUOTE]The therapist was pinched years back. You can use google to find free details and photo. I've tried her a few times and got nothing as well. Gloria and Sophia are not her real names. The ads are misleading and my guess is that she provides only for the most trusted client. That is my opinion. The photos are accurate and she is pretty and a nice body. She definitely lets her hair fall on your skin to excite you. I don't recommend and mongers should not visit anyone who false advertises.

[QUOTE=TooFull;5438063]I just can not get anything but a legit massage at EMPs it seems. Tried out this provider in PR. She had a CL ad. Discrete office with a tucked away entrance, plenty of parking. Was hoping my luck had finally changed and she would become a regular for me.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/bts/d/des-plaines-great-treatment-for-your/7347380831.html[/URL]

There were some promising signs, initially. There was no blanket on the table, no forms to fill out. I got on the table nude. When she came in, she didn't overreact but did cover me with a sheet. Strike one. She took more liberties than a legit MT would take, but there was never any touching of the boys. Strike two. On the flip, she commented on my body, that I worked out, etc. But always kept me covered. Massaged my inner thigh, but nothing over the line. Strike three.

I've gone to Euros more in the past year, and I've realized that what seem like signals to me (and usually are with Asians) aren't necessarily the case with these providers. Granted, I haven't been to places with positive reviews on this forum and others. Also, I do not push the envelope. Maybe Euros need you to be more obvious. I don't know.

I'm thinking of trying GH or one of those places on Shermer. I've never been and they seem like more of safe bet. I'm just looking for a standard massage with L1 finish. Nothing more.

If you've been to GH recently, I'd appreciate a dm. Haven't seen any reviews of that place on here for a few years.[/QUOTE]A few years ago I made a late-night, dead of Winter appointment at Tatiana's in Schaumburg. Looking back, it was the same Sophia that they sent out to meet me. I had an identical experience as you and this was ages ago. It was only the two of us in the lot and we had the entire building to ourselves. You'd think it would be enough for her to feel like we had maximum privacy, but nothing happened. I doubt she will ever change. The only thing she'll ever provide is blue balls.

As far as GH goes, I believe it now overlaps with this woman. I'm only speculating, as both have addresses in the same small office building. I've heard that the current lady at GH is older and not attractive. This one fits the bill, especially since she seems to market herself as an "alternative" practitioner. Even still, I called her and she seems to balk at even subtle suggestions for providing extras, so take it for what it's worth.

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/holisticcenterofhealth/[/URL]

[QUOTE=PauFord;5438286]Yeah that's how she rolls. Posts suggestive ads like this [URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/2909044[/URL] to get you in the door but won't do extras. She's been doing that consistently for prob 10 years now going way back to BP days. Still using a lot of the same pics today as back then too. She was in the city for a long time I think on Chicago ave.

Search the board for Sofia and you'll see a long trail for her all saying the same. Looks like she's trying to rebrand herself as Gloria [URL]https://www.gloriamassage.com[/URL].[/QUOTE]I'm a bit long (even flaccid). When she went underneath the towel there was a surprise waiting for her. Mission accomplished for an extra Grant!

[QUOTE=AddysaDouche;5438759]I'm a bit long (even flaccid). When she went underneath the towel there was a surprise waiting for her. Mission accomplished for an extra Grant![/QUOTE]I've seen her a couple times and no extras. So you're telling me on the flip I should have a grant taped to my cock?

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5439576]I've seen her a couple times and no extras. So you're telling me on the flip I should have a grant taped to my cock?[/QUOTE]LOL never thought about taping money to my dick. Grooming would be important if you don't want a scotch tape wax job!

EMP scene comes and goes, no pun intended, but the past couple years have mostly been gone. Creative and Lovely Hands on Shermer and Maria's in Skokie were always safe bets for at least a standard finish. I haven't been to any of those in over a year and don't know anything about the current staff.

[QUOTE=TooFull;5438063]I just can not get anything but a legit massage at EMPs it seems. Tried out this provider in PR. She had a CL ad. Discrete office with a tucked away entrance, plenty of parking. Was hoping my luck had finally changed and she would become a regular for me.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/bts/d/des-plaines-great-treatment-for-your/7347380831.html[/URL]

There were some promising signs, initially. There was no blanket on the table, no forms to fill out. I got on the table nude. When she came in, she didn't overreact but did cover me with a sheet. Strike one. She took more liberties than a legit MT would take, but there was never any touching of the boys. Strike two. On the flip, she commented on my body, that I worked out, etc. But always kept me covered. Massaged my inner thigh, but nothing over the line. Strike three.

I've gone to Euros more in the past year, and I've realized that what seem like signals to me (and usually are with Asians) aren't necessarily the case with these providers. Granted, I haven't been to places with positive reviews on this forum and others. Also, I do not push the envelope. Maybe Euros need you to be more obvious. I don't know.

I'm thinking of trying GH or one of those places on Shermer. I've never been and they seem like more of safe bet. I'm just looking for a standard massage with L1 finish. Nothing more.

If you've been to GH recently, I'd appreciate a dm. Haven't seen any reviews of that place on here for a few years.[/QUOTE]For kicks, if you get bored, just google Sophia massage in park ridge, or her phone number, and look at some of the google reviews. They are hilarious, and illustrate a lot of what has been said about her.

[URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/YourMasseuseNo1[/URL]

I know there's been stuff on here about her going legit? Also that massageanywhere has old stuff on it. I attached a link because there are new pics on her massageanywhere advert, so that would suggest she is still working.

Has anyone tried her recently? Is she legit or is there a menu? She has "light touch" on her advert menu...

The new pics are impressive. Great abs!

[QUOTE=EdCarbone;5442412][URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/YourMasseuseNo1[/URL]

I know there's been stuff on here about her going legit? Also that massageanywhere has old stuff on it. I attached a link because there are new pics on her massageanywhere advert, so that would suggest she is still working.

Has anyone tried her recently? Is she legit or is there a menu? She has "light touch" on her advert menu...

The new pics are impressive. Great abs![/QUOTE]There are no pics when I go to the link. Also, it says draping mandatory toward the bottom.

[QUOTE=EdCarbone;5442412][URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/YourMasseuseNo1[/URL]

I know there's been stuff on here about her going legit? Also that massageanywhere has old stuff on it. I attached a link because there are new pics on her massageanywhere advert, so that would suggest she is still working.

Has anyone tried her recently? Is she legit or is there a menu? She has "light touch" on her advert menu...

The new pics are impressive. Great abs![/QUOTE]I emailed her ages ago and received a pointed reminder that the session is always draped. I never made the appointment.

Also, Facebook is your friend. The spelling of her last name is slightly different, but phonetically the same. Let's just say that she has been deeply involved with the same guy for an extended period of time. Her politics would make it so that you would absolutely love or despise her. Even if it's for a legit session. Still a sharp-looking woman, from what I can tell.

I'm looking for recommendations on the best EMP out there these days. I know it's kind of slim pickings, but if you had to pick the best one or two, who / what would you recommend?

[QUOTE=MGolfer;5446252]I'm looking for recommendations on the best EMP out there these days. I know it's kind of slim pickings, but if you had to pick the best one or two, who / what would you recommend?[/QUOTE]Definitely slim-pickings. Most have left the EMP scene and the new arrivals to the US go directly to the hotel agencies. Who have you seen?

Has anyone had any luck with Tat's Schaumburg location? On rubmaps it's now being called "MyoMy Massage" and there's a number which never picks up, but always leads to an answering machine message which says "You've reached MyoMy Massage, please leave a message". Weird.

[QUOTE=BigWaffle;5463618]Has anyone had any luck with Tat's Schaumburg location? On rubmaps it's now being called "MyoMy Massage" and there's a number which never picks up, but always leads to an answering machine message which says "You've reached MyoMy Massage, please leave a message". Weird.[/QUOTE]I'm on the fence with this being listed on Rubmaps as a current EMP with extras. The old number is still there and reported as no longer valid (I tried calling it as well, but no answer) The new 224 number is for MyOMy and Facebook is your friend if you use it correctly in your search. The pages related to MyOMy are for Assyrian social groups and the normie Middle Eastern owner appears married. I would be shocked if anything is happening.

(847) %$& -0110 saw Anna on a walk-in visit, on Shermer Rd. bigger gal, hair in ponytails, huge boobs, she was rude when I asked to use the rest room, told me to get undressed, a little towel on the table, she covered me with it when she came in, massage was not spectacular, she never got close to any of the good areas, said she did hair removal & manscaping, but when my massage was done she told me I could come for massage, or body hair removal on arms or back but she will not manscape me, even though she does it for others. $80.00 for the hour I will never go back. YMMV.

[QUOTE=Rocket27;5491396](847) %$& -0110 saw Anna on a walk-in visit, on Shermer Rd. bigger gal, hair in ponytails, huge boobs, she was rude when I asked to use the rest room, told me to get undressed, a little towel on the table, she covered me with it when she came in, massage was not spectacular, she never got close to any of the good areas, said she did hair removal & manscaping, but when my massage was done she told me I could come for massage, or body hair removal on arms or back but she will not manscape me, even though she does it for others. $80.00 for the hour I will never go back. YMMV.[/QUOTE]I've seen her 3 times thinking I'd get something on the third try and nothing. Nothing at all. Nice boobs though.

I remember going to a place by Montrose and Sacramento. Got no extras but read that if you go a second time there is a menu. The provider was a MILF type with a huge chest. I wonder if it is still around.

[QUOTE=Rocket27;5491396](847) %$& -0110 saw Anna on a walk-in visit, on Shermer Rd. bigger gal, hair in ponytails, huge boobs, she was rude when I asked to use the rest room, told me to get undressed, a little towel on the table, she covered me with it when she came in, massage was not spectacular, she never got close to any of the good areas, said she did hair removal & manscaping, but when my massage was done she told me I could come for massage, or body hair removal on arms or back but she will not manscape me, even though she does it for others. $80.00 for the hour I will never go back. YMMV.[/QUOTE]As reported before, she does level one eventually, but with a glove on. If she did not encourage self service, legit is probably where you end up with her no matter what. I had to tell her to stop trying to make me self serve during the apt, as at that point, I just was ready to leave.

[QUOTE=Gitty;5491958]I remember going to a place by Montrose and Sacramento. Got no extras but read that if you go a second time there is a menu. The provider was a MILF type with a huge chest. I wonder if it is still around.[/QUOTE]Still exists and only L1 is available. Should have been available your first time if you gave any hints. But good quality massage. 7/10.

Anna seems to have a bit of a vindictive streak and will make her displeasure known if there's something or somebody she doesn't like. There are some women that I'd never want to see holding a razor near my junk. She is one of them. Nice rack though but you'll never, ever be allowed to touch, even if she dangles the top of her body over your face. Image from a few years ago.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;5494123]Anna seems to have a bit of a vindictive streak and will make her displeasure known if there's something or somebody she doesn't like. There are some women that I'd never want to see holding a razor near my junk. She is one of them. Nice rack though but you'll never, ever be allowed to touch, even if she dangles the top of her body over your face. Image from a few years ago.[/QUOTE]That's her?! Never would have guessed. Stopped going to her for the same reasons.

This is a case of voting with your feet. Well done.

[QUOTE=GoatTrotter;5497423]That's her?! Never would have guessed. Stopped going to her for the same reasons.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GoatTrotter;5497423]That's her?! Never would have guessed. Stopped going to her for the same reasons.[/QUOTE]
It's a photo saved from MassageAnywhere, before she erased her profile. It's the only time I've seen her post a real pic of herself.

I saw a massage license hanging in the main lobby, but never caught the name. She's apparently gone by both Irene and Anna. Wouldn't mind finding a bikini-clad social media image of her to finally make all those wasted dollars worth something, haha.

I stopped going because she's one of those providers that looks down upon the men who lay on her table. She can act as snooty as she wants, but nobody is making her offer gloved HJ's in her own office.

[QUOTE=EdCarbone;5437784]I saw her once about 2 or 3 years ago. Definitely around 60, gained weight. Massage was just okay. Massive boobs. Let me get them out. One of the best handjobs I've had though. Went slow, but really seemed to know what she was doing.

Not sure if I'll repeat or not.[/QUOTE]Just for the record, she is 76 years old.

[QUOTE=SpaSearch;5498969]Just for the record, she is 76 years old.[/QUOTE]Her photos are when she guest starred on the Love Boat. She is now as round as Violet was after chewing the bubble Gum in Willy Wonka.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5500340]Her photos are when she guest starred on the Love Boat ... [/QUOTE]Laugh My Fat Ass Off!

If Mantra Anna is akin to a Euro woman that would've been a character in Eli Roth's 'HOSTEL' (horror fans should get the reference) then who is the biggest sweetheart or EMP cutie out there right now? Honestly, it doesn't even have to be a FBSM provider at this point, just a Euro with a sensuous table side manner and a feminine touch.

[QUOTE=Gitty;5491958]I remember going to a place by Montrose and Sacramento. Got no extras but read that if you go a second time there is a menu. The provider was a MILF type with a huge chest. I wonder if it is still around.[/QUOTE]She is still there her name is Ivana good massage and nice ending.

Visited after 18 month hiatus to meet Monika. 45 yo Polish woman. Reasonably attractive. She's fun to talk to but massage is just meh. Maybe if she talked less and focused on the massage it would be better but I wasn't there long enough to care. After the flip she tossed a small towel to cover my junk so I promptly removed that and she got the message. Full UTC roaming on top and some roaming below. IMO Maria's house fee is over-priced. Sure it's euro and that's harder to find than AMP, but it's a crap massage with baby oil. Not exactly a spa. Monika lacks the massage skills of Alina and the looks of the incomparable Diana but she's a solid provider worth a visit. FYI, she overcharged me for hhr session, which I didn't complain about because I might go back but be forewarned.

[URL]Lusttouchmassage.com[/URL]

Not sure if this is the right thread, but here's my question.

These feel very scammy.

Someone's Tinder profile guided me using Snapchat, and I was talking with a masseuse who guided me to this website, [URL]lusttouchmassage.com[/URL]. I chatted with her and she detailed her offers, and said she needed to be booked online first, and then it would direct me to her address and we could discuss more about payment then which she said cash would be fine. The booking site wants a credit card, and claim a $3 booking fee.

I'm already running, but wanted to verify if anyone actually has experience with this?

[QUOTE=SammiJoon;5515968]She is still there her name is Ivana good massage and nice ending.[/QUOTE]What was the name of the place?

[QUOTE=MMPowerRanger;5518571][URL]Lusttouchmassage.com[/URL]

Not sure if this is the right thread, but here's my question.

These feel very scammy.

Someone's Tinder profile guided me using Snapchat, and I was talking with a masseuse who guided me to this website, [URL]lusttouchmassage.com[/URL]. I chatted with her and she detailed her offers, and said she needed to be booked online first, and then it would direct me to her address and we could discuss more about payment then which she said cash would be fine. The booking site wants a credit card, and claim a $3 booking fee.

I'm already running, but wanted to verify if anyone actually has experience with this?[/QUOTE]No experience, but I definitely call BS on that one.

Steer clear of it.

[QUOTE=MMPowerRanger;5518571][URL]Lusttouchmassage.com[/URL]

Not sure if this is the right thread, but here's my question.

These feel very scammy.

Someone's Tinder profile guided me using Snapchat, and I was talking with a masseuse who guided me to this website, [URL]lusttouchmassage.com[/URL]. I chatted with her and she detailed her offers, and said she needed to be booked online first, and then it would direct me to her address and we could discuss more about payment then which she said cash would be fine. The booking site wants a credit card, and claim a $3 booking fee.

I'm already running, but wanted to verify if anyone actually has experience with this?[/QUOTE]Is a scam. I had a bot send me a link to [URL]happyhandmassage.com[/URL] to also verify and pay a fee etc. Before booking. It isn't at all legit. The person or bot vanished off IG as soon as I questioned it, not just a block but left the site completely.

[QUOTE=Hello9999;5518679]What was the name of the place?[/QUOTE]It's called CTM.

I'm noticing that RM has a new review under Solar in NB for a "Katie. " That isn't our Katja, is it? I thought she was permanently out of the game and closed that office?

Petemusk clear your inbox.

I've been seeing this a ton on tinder lately. They have that one profile pic that gives their IG or snap handle. After a realistic exchange in chat they send the link to what ever massage booking form. It's hilarious because on the site it says "if you get a call from your credit card company just ignore it. " I was going to test it with a prepaid card just to see if that would work. But I got lazy.

[QUOTE=MMPowerRanger;5518571][URL]Lusttouchmassage.com[/URL]

Not sure if this is the right thread, but here's my question.

These feel very scammy.

Someone's Tinder profile guided me using Snapchat, and I was talking with a masseuse who guided me to this website, [URL]lusttouchmassage.com[/URL]. I chatted with her and she detailed her offers, and said she needed to be booked online first, and then it would direct me to her address and we could discuss more about payment then which she said cash would be fine. The booking site wants a credit card, and claim a $3 booking fee.

I'm already running, but wanted to verify if anyone actually has experience with this?[/QUOTE]