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[QUOTE=Forth Ryte]Thought you'd all get a kick out of seeing this news clip of a fight among an SW, her pimp and a customer who is more than a customer.....
[url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2389062769817000566&hl=en[/url]
-- Forth Ryte[/QUOTE]
Looks like the link is down.
OK, I'll try it again
[url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5971681842302311000&q=karate+pimp&hl=en[/url]
-- Forth Ryte
[QUOTE=Forth Ryte]OK, I'll try it again
[url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5971681842302311000&q=karate+pimp&hl=en[/url]
-- Forth Ryte[/QUOTE]
That was awesome !!! Got what he deserved alright.
[QUOTE=Horny Harry]There were an amazing number of old-timers out on or near the K today. I drove up and down between 2 and 5 PM while waiting for a date to shower and do stuff.
[b]Kate[/b] - at her DD post as usual; the most reliable find on the Ave
[b]Angie[/b] - chatting with friends outside her house; later seen ushering a dude into her house
[b]Stephanie[/b] - in blue jeans, at the corner of M Street; later on Pike Street (behind DD)
[b]Kelly[/b] - the short so-so looking one with dirty blonde pony tail; wearing a hooded white sweatshirt; starting to show circles under eyes
[b]Nicole[/b] - the one with the frizzy red hair
[b]Amy[/b] - what a killer smile; I almost broke my date to pick her up
[b]Jennifer[/b] - used to live near 7-11, sweet, pert titties, face kind of puffy now
[b]Brooke[/b] - my "date", but she stood me up; still lives near the K, really hard to reach, but still pleasant and chatty on the phone
These gals have been around a while, which throws cold water on the theory they all change their names or leave. So go get 'em guys!
P.S. Too bad former favorites Rachel and Avonna couldn't be here for today's reunion![/QUOTE]I'm familiar with only a couple of those work horses but to me, Kate is the favorite of the list. She's very nice and coorperative. This only thing is that I kinda wish she would make a little noise when we make love. She's a little too quiet during our love making sessions.
I had to comment on something on this board that made me smile.
Horny Harry observes an abundance of old timers on a particular afternoon and calls it an Alumae Reunion.
Note, he does not say "Alumni" Reunion. Nay, he utilized the gender correct pluralization of alumna. (In English, an alumnus is a male graduate, an alumna is a female gradute. Alumnae is the plural of alumna and is used for females only while alumni is plural of alumnus and is for males or males and females.)
Lest anyone think that this hobby is filled with uneducated lower class types, we rather frequently get postings that reveal genuine erudition. There have also been legal discussions that evince more than a passing knowledge of the intricacies of legal precedent and procedure. Now all we need to round it out is an explication on rocket science.
Nah, on second thought, let's keep our minds in the gutter.
-- Forth Ryte
Forth Ryte,
I don't know about you, but I for one simply refuse to raise my mind to the level of the gutter. Too high class for me and the altitude makes me dizzy. :D
Pretty Face from the breast down it looks like a bomb hit her. Saw her about 4 am took her to my room agree on 100 for an hour. A nice bbj. after the first nut she try to rush me on the second one. She has a really bad ordor down there. Would not repeat unless she is offer a bbj for 20.
[Quote=Philly Guy]Anyone seen Jewel / Britney around lately?[/quote][QUOTE=Davey1965]
Saw her today, most of the day. Really messed up. Was walking by the Bull and could barely keep her eyes open or walk straight. Must have been a good hour with nobody picking her up due to her demeanor.[/QUOTE]I think we need to clarify if Jewel is a WSW. Photos have been posted of a BSW "Jewel" from N. 15th Street.
The reason I ask is that I talked to a WSW Friday on the K who I thought said her name was "Jules". Since she seemed a little messed up I now realize she may have said "Jewel" and might be the one Davey saw. I now also realize she might be the one whose photos were posted under the name "Britney" (and prior to that "Elenora"), hence Philly Guy's question about "Jewel/Britney".
The WSW I encountered (near the bull dealer) had a cute face and really hot rounded c-cups, made the more enticing by a purse strap pressing down between them. She was wearing one of those beret-type caps that made her look even sexier but a bit unusual for a K girl. Is this possibly the Jewel you spotted, Davey? If so, I want a crack at her when she's sober!
Also, would the photographers please stop giving the girls f*cking aliases!
[QUOTE=Horny Harry]Also, would the photographers please stop giving the girls f*cking aliases![/QUOTE]
Yes, we should also demand that the girls use their real names and give us their SSN or other uniquely identifiable number, that way we can post them here, and cross-reference.
After a while, we'd get a veritable catalog of the K girls.
While we're at this, if they could do something about the names they tattoo on their bodies?, it confuses the heck out of everybody. She says she's Candi, but the tatoo says "Bootilicious" and then some monger describes her to a T and turns out he got the name Winona. WTF?
:-)
Elm
[QUOTE=Horny Harry]
The WSW I encountered (near the bull dealer) had a cute face and really hot rounded c-cups, made the more enticing by a purse strap pressing down between them. She was wearing one of those beret-type caps that made her look even sexier but a bit unusual for a K girl. Is this possibly the Jewel you spotted, Davey? If so, I want a crack at her when she's sober!
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Please straighten me out on this. You didn't lock into a girl with a, and I quote, "cute face and really hot rounded c-cups..." because you didn't have her right name? Or, did you pass her up because of her intoxication?
The girl in my pictures or any girl with looks like you describe, even if her name was Bullwinkle, could get my attention. Provided all other conditions are suitable Bullwinkle isn't necessarily a bad name.
After all! A Rose is a Rose and by any other name it would smell just as sweet.
Please don't misunderstand me. If the Rose was named Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle was a moose and the girl smelled like a moose, I'd pass on the moose, even if the Bullwinkle looked like the WSW review herein. However, if Bullwinkle smelled like a rose but looked like a moose of another name that's a different story. I think??? Darn it. It does get confusing. All of those different names could get a guy confused. Forget all that rose is a rose, bullwinkle, brittany, britany, jule, jewel, Elenora, Jewel/Britney, Candi, Bootilicious or any other crap. If she looks like a nice piece of ass, talks like a nice piece of ass, walks like a nice piece of ass, smells like a nice piece of ass, she is more then likely a nice piece of ass and if she is selling her ass - fuck her - or miss out on some nice ass.
LOL
CookyJar
I've often noticed how active this board is. Hardly a day goes by that someone hasn't posted something.
So I just did a check through the Forum to see which boards are the most active and here is what I came up with:
As of this moment there are 1,160 postings in 2006 on the Philadelphia General Reports board. The Baltimore General Reports board has 1,889 and Memphis General Reports has 1,618. No other boards have even 1,000 postings. This board is in third place!
This is not a scientific study of street activity. I find it hard to believe that there is actually more street activity in Philly than in, say Las Vegas or Hollywood or Miami. I'm more inclined to think that Philly's high stats are the result of an active mongering population.
Opinions, gentlemen?
-- Forth Ryte
Went out Friday night and the streets were void. Must have gotten there right after a sweep or something. Went back out on Saturday morning and I guess all the girls had either spent the night downtown or still sleeping at 2: 00 PM. Passed by a tall girl with dark hair a few times, each time pass she looked better since the other 5 or 6 didn't appeal to me. Picked her up near the DD. Once in the car she didn't look as good as she did far away. Pretty hair, cute eyes but not much to brag about beyond that. Still she was the best catch I found that afternoon. She was plesant, non-threatening and I felt comfortable being with her. Said that it took her over 2 hours to finally land a date. She said that was really unusual. Great BBBJCIM. One of the best I've had in a while. She is also a swallower, no opening the door to spit it out. She had a new cell phone but didn't really know the number or how to work it. She gave me some digits, but she wasn't sure if it was her number or the number of someone who had called her. I just hope when I do call it I don't get one of you mongerers. She is a good one for a repeat performance.
[QUOTE=Forth Ryte]I find it hard to believe that there is actually more street activity in Philly than in, say Las Vegas or Hollywood or Miami. I'm more inclined to think that Philly's high stats are the result of an active mongering population. Opinions, gentlemen?[/QUOTE]Yes I think its clear that we Philly mongers are a dedicated bunch. However, I believe this year we've had more posts than usual because of all the interest and controversy (much of it fed by out-of-towners) that Cookyjar's pics have created. The Baltimore board puts up these kind of numbers every year. On the other hand, as a few Baltimore visitors have noted and I would agree, our SWs (on the whole, not in every case of course) are higher quality.
I haven't mongered in every major city by any means, but from my experience I think Philly is pretty unique in having such a single dominant LONG stroll that remains unchanged year after year. There are a handful of lesser strolls in town but the main one is so well known, easy to navigate, and consistently populated 24/7 with at least decent quality SWs, that I don't think there are many U.S. cities that can compare. Certainly not Vegas or Hollywood for instance - can't speak about Miami or Memphis. As some of you including Forth Ryte know there is one stroll about 60 miles to the east that actually does compare favorably. I can't imagine there is any city where the number of posts compared to the amount and quality of activity is more out of whack than there.
[QUOTE=CookyJar]Please straighten me out on this. You didn't lock into a girl with a, and I quote, "cute face and really hot rounded c-cups..." because you didn't have her right name? Or, did you pass her up because of her intoxication?...If she looks like a nice piece of ass, talks like a nice piece of ass, walks like a nice piece of ass, smells like a nice piece of ass, she is more then likely a nice piece of ass and if she is selling her ass - fuck her - or miss out on some nice ass.[/QUOTE]CookyJar,
You know I'm a big fan of your photos, so I apologize if you took offense. Sometimes I get foul-mouthed when things aren't orderly! Anyway, to answer your question, I passed her up because of her intoxication. But your point about ass is well taken. ;)
I would add that if I hadn't passed her up and then reported back, say, about the open sores in her mouth, or the way she bit into my cock, or the gun she stuck in my face, I would have helped someone avoid her. It's not 100% about looks! We need to use the street name the SWs give us to be able to share such helpful info among our fellow mongers over time. Doing this would have helped avoid all the extra posts trying to figure out who Dark Phoenix was talking with his helpful information about Brittney. It would have helped us know who Davey1965 was talking about in his sighting of Jewel/Britney.
So let me repeat my request a little more politely to all posters: [b]Please help facilitate communication here by not making up any aliases![/b]
[QUOTE=Mike 80]Yes I think its clear that we Philly mongers are a dedicated bunch. However, I believe this year we've had more posts than usual because of all the interest and controversy (much of it fed by out-of-towners) that Cookyjar's pics have created. The Baltimore board puts up these kind of numbers every year. On the other hand, as a few Baltimore visitors have noted and I would agree, our SWs (on the whole, not in every case of course) are higher quality.
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We just passed the 1900 mark in Baltimore. As far as quality, on spec it would seem that Philly has a better crop of girls, though I'm not yet convinced that it isn't a case of the grass being greener.