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Hey guys,
Saw this on the Baltimore board and found it entertaining. Given the recent HIV scare, thought it would be appropriate....
Props to Baltimonger for this....
"To every SW who reads this stuff:
I, as a concerned paying customer, do not want to risk my health sticking my dick into something that may be diseased. Therefore, I have given you the following form to print and fill out with your knowledge of yours and others STD's.
Your name___________________________
Normal working area_______________________
STD's you have or may have______________________________
STD's others may have:
________Name_________ _________STD's_________
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(If more space is needed, continue on back.)
Privacy statement:
Rest assured; the information you provide us will be kept confidential, and no one will know except the date you give this form to. "
Be safe and be sure the hoes fill the form out!! :D
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Just wanted to know if anybody here uses vitamin V. I usually order mine through the internet and use it when I pay $$$ and want multiple pops. I'm in my early 30s and can pop off three times in one hour using the V. I think you can't order it anymore online so does anyone can recommend a doc where I could get free samples.
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Did a real late cruise last night about 3am. There was a real good looking gal, clean and well dressed, walking up and down Lane Av in front of Home Depot and that area. But she never got off Lane Ave. And that's a mighty big wide open area at 3am. You can see a block each way. I couldn't see her backup, but I'm sure he was out there somewhere. I never trust clean SW's, and nobody else must either. One of the old gals told me once that if she's clean and dressed good , she doesn't make much money, but if she's wearing Goodwill throwaways and looks like she's been out there 3 days straight she'd do real good.
There wasn't anything else moving on the westside strolls.
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Was in Jax today and did the stroll. Nothing on McDuff so headed to N. Main and it was a bit slim. Road back past the Relax and sure enough there was a 5 at best HSW with a bit of baby fat hanging over the jeans.
Proceeded to go down the road directly behind the Lax and saw a cute skinny blonde. Did not have time to partake as this was a recon trip. Running through the area from one customer to the next. I would definately give the cute little blonde a try.
Came back thru and saw a cute WSW so did the loop and the closer I got it looked like Elaine. Well the monger in the little white pick-up beat me and I was not disapointed. Looked like a state or city tag (yellow) so I hope he covered up.
Be safe,
JM
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Hey all you cootchie cowboys......
Taped a $20 bill to the radio antenna of my car yesterday morning and went trolling on my way to work... :)
Hit Philips Highway/ University/ Richard street/ Putnam/ Emerson/ John street/ Spring park rd...(did I leave anything out?) Only saw two girls just north of Emerson. For all you fans of "pleasingly plump" women, I think you'll be happy to hear that those two were indeed pleasingly plump. One was a wsw and the other looked asian. Both easily clearing 170lbs. So guys, break out the flour...hehe
As stated in my post yesterday, I am in the midst of yet another blonde craving. So every blonde head I saw, I just had to gawk. I headed over to Sin City and while driving on Atlantic, I saw this long blonde hair behind a car. Now I dont usually notice this, but her hair was really pretty. At least until HE turned around .......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. You know that song by Aerosmith "Dude looked like a lady".... This morning is not going very well.... :(
Got into Sin City, went down Hare, Acme, Bowlan.... nothin'. Got down to Century and saw Jackpot! No her name wasnt jackpot... :) Saw Jessica and did a LEO loop. Picked her up and Ray was a happy camper. Interestingly, our date turned into an "incall" session. Went to one of her friends house to do the deed and wasnt bad at all. Then again I had my "little friend" with me in case anything happened. The room was a little messy but hey, I'm not a neat freak. Made the mistake of pointing out the 3 inch wolf spider hanging out (no pun intended) in the corner of the ceiling. Man did Jessica scream...... So had to do the man thing and try and either kill it or catch it...but those damn things are fast. And yes the bastard escaped me and was somewhere in the room. Now I know he's not coming out, but Jessica was a little freaked. Had to console her and tell her the damn thing is more scared of us and wont come back out. A few minutes later, she calmed down and she took care of my craving... :) Well, I still have it just not bad enough to have me gawking at dudes that look like chicks.... hate when that happens...
Be safe and Happy Mongering!
Side note: Congrates to all the new Senior Members. 'bout time! :)
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Dang forgot to mention something else....
As I was leaving my date with Jessica, it seemed like someone rang feeding bell because it looked like the hoes all came out. Saw a mid 30's redhead by Bowlan and Galveston, young short haired blonde, a little heavy in same area, tall older brunnette on Hare near the jiffy store.... hmmmm some future possibiliites...... time seen 10am....
Be safe!
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I made a trip to Angel Therapy and got nada. I'm not even sure who I saw, she is kinda tall but not that great looking. Kinda plain. She said I should have bought an hour and she would have taken care of me. Oh well. I've been coming up dry lately. Did see one WSW but she looked kinda cracked out on Eaton between Mill Creek and Lamson. There were about 5 LE over at the convience store on Mill Creek. Don't know what was going on and didn't hang around to find out. Good luck out there.
Be safe,
Sparky
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Hello Mongers,
I just returned back into Jax (after being out-of-town for nearly a week), and did a 'cruise' tonight, just for practice. Starting at 3:00 AM, I cruised Baymeadows; then down Phillips; then out to Sin City; then retraced my path back home. I saw no LEO's, and only ONE WSW, a border #4, on the sw cale near the convenience store on North Phillips.
Also, I've seen gas at $1.78 per Gallon all around town
Ciao,
Merle
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Never been to Angel Therapy. Have never really heard anything about the place.
The job has had me on steady overtime, so have not had time to play at all, and that means I am getting GRUMPY. =)
Been working in St. Augustine and have not seen anything going on down there at all.
Mandarin is the same.. nothing. Even my early morning trips down Phillips have come up dry. Did see a REALLY rough looking wsw at Mickey D's the the other morning..
About the 3rd time I have seen a wsw at the Mickey D's on Emerson and Phillips.
I may have to give Angel Therapy a try. Is it straight massage or do they do like some of the other places and give the bath and stuff first?
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Ran the circuit the other morning 8-9 am of Phillips and University and up Main and back down Phillip again. Nothing.
So I stopped by JD Therapy. Paid for 1/2 hour got the body table wash and a bit of massage. Middle aged Korean/American gal about a 7-8. Groped her ass and she asks, "You gonna take care me?, Cash money?" I said depends what we do.
She says 1st time we get to know each other next time better. This means a HJ as I get to suck on a voluptuous breast and grab her ass. I gave her two Jacks and she was happy with that.
I expect I give her 4 jacks to ride em cowboy. Much better looking than what ya see strolling and comfy room to boot.
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Hi again,
Went up main nothing (afternoon) coming back down, main by discount auto was a blonde short hair, little on the heavy side with LEO out and about it was about 315pm. cruised to sin city LEO's were driving around so went home. Try again another day.
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Hey Who Knew, I figured there'd be a lot of them in St. Augustine. I was checking out the Dept. of Corrections website a week or so back, and it seemed a lot of them gave St. Aug addresses for their release.
I passed a usable one on Phillips about 6am today, but had a cop right beside me. As soon as he saw her he pulled a roundabout and went back to her, so I suppose we won't see her for another 30 days. She was the only one I've seen on Phillips for 3 days.
the Westside is still having a drought of usable pootang, I have seen a few that are too old for me to mess with, and I'm no teenybopper myself. And of course the two carriers that camp at Nelson and Lenox.
I have to work one more night, then I get a few days off so I can do a bit of cruising up the north side.
Be safe
Ron
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Hello Mongers,
It's seems like I am in a drought. I did some trolling in Sin City the past few days, but too many LEO in the area. There was one brunette that looked as if she was on the take, but when I did the LEO circle and came back she was gone. I have been to J & D several times and have been given the "Royal Treatment" on each trip. The girls are very nice once you get to know them.
Anything happening out at Mayport these days?
Peace!
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Well took my happy over worked ass to Angel Therapy.
First stop was to get a paper so I could save $10. Not very friendly was my first impression. Stuck me in the sauna and then off to the shower... The worst shower I have ever gotten. Would barely touch me then handed me the scrubbie and said "you wash down there"
Now I was getting a bad feeling. Not friendly, ugly girl at counter, Signs saying don't even think about it, and then this whole shower fiasco.
Takes me to a room and says someone will be with me. Well to my surprise a VERY cute girl shows up. I would say a solid 8 to 9 on the look scale. Great smile and very talkative. Asks if i have been there before and thanks to a previous post i say yes i had the tall girl last time. That put her at ease.
She was short. maybe 5'2"-5'3". did i say cute? Awesome massage. She even used her hair, which was really nice. This lady was really good with her hands. Left a happy camper and will seek her out for sure next time. Gave her a Jackson and my coupon savings and was on my way.
Wish I knew her name. But I could not understand her.
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Good day,
Relatively new to Jax area and have been watching this board closely. Have been to J&D with good results and am curious if anyone has anything to say about new airport spa?
I was there once and it was basically a straight massage.
Any insight?
