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I had not tried out this place until yesterday. Thought I would try it out. Based on previously posted intel here I was ready for the "Buy the Girl A Drink" hustle. You know it might be nice for clubs to read our reports. (I imagine some do) I would think it would give them a moment of pause when someone posts I did not go here because of this. Anyway not to get sidetracked. I parked out back and walked through the garage to find one of the strippers out in the garage in her thong having a cigarette (thought it was funny). Anyway went to the front and walked in. Couldn't quite make out what she said the admission was but handed her a Jack and got 5 back. As I entered took a second to adjust to the dark club. Found my way to the restroom to pee and wash my hands. On my way through the dark I realized there was no other customers in the place. Odd as there were plenty of cars in the parking lot, not a lot but enough to give the impression that there was at least a couple PL's in the club. As I came out of the restroom a gal was urging me to come over and sit. A euro blonde a little to old for my tastes and huge boobs (Too much for me). Anyway I was polite and sat down. Within seconds the waitress was right there (of course the hottest gal in the place) I ordered a coke and she was right on the buy the lady a drink. Crap I wasn't even introduced before they start that. I simply said no and she went off to fetch my drink. So the blonde starts trying to chat me up and again I remained polite. Once the interview went to what do you do for a living I just said I don't want to talk about that. At this point don't care if she reads LE into it. I had a while to look around and there were no girls that appealed to me. I usually like to give this more time as a jewel tends to come out from the back. But this place was not going to let me sit and get comfortable. After having about half the drink it hits me I'm only $17 into this place and the gal next to me is annoying and the one on stage has a huge cellulite butt. I turned to my interviewer and said "no disrespect but this place isn't doing it for me". I then left glad I tried the place and equally glad I was down less than 20.
Basically the place seemed so desperate they probably were. No other customers so they swarmed me like the first turd at a fly convention. Talent was not impressive and they didn't even have the sense that a guy likes to sit down for a second and chill before the hustle.
I don't think I will come back here. Perhaps talent is better at another time. Not today but back to COI.
She is HOT
Went in and she cut the BS and offered VIP. I asked her why VIP when we can have a few dances. She replied. You, ME, alone. Ill make you cum. Great VIP. HJ w / junior out.
Finger action. Worth the 1. 50. Thats a little steep but GIA has big real buds and sexy stems! Would repeat. She really like what she does.
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[QUOTE=Theweapon;1754982]Finger action. Worth the 1. 50. Thats a little steep but GIA has big real buds and sexy stems![/QUOTE]Dude, you can NOT be serious. You paid that kind of money for an HJ? And you call it "a little steep"? You can get an OTP HJ with the $10 dances, and with the right girl you can get some excellent HJ action during the same dances and come away paying maybe 1/3 of what you paid.
Unless "finger action" is worth that kind of money to you?
It really bugs me that guys are jacking up the market prices for this stuff, and the rest of us suffer. Now this chick is going to be upselling the next guy for overpriced HJ's. Dude, seriously, don't do that kind of stuff again, okay?
I drove my price down by saying what I would offer for the service once requested. Generally they ask for more and I add 20 as my first is always low. They will insist on the higher price still and at the bird at least they will start to get in to the action where I tell them no. At this point most of them will accept my offer as they are already down there and something is better than nothing. Still though the 150 admission for 10 or maybe 15 minutes of time is just not worth it. I will take 10 regular lap dances instead and take the other 50 for a massage.
[QUOTE=HobbyOneknoby; 1752510]I had not tried out this place until yesterday. Thought I would try it out. Based on previously posted intel here I was ready for the "Buy the Girl A Drink" hustle. You know it might be nice for clubs to read our reports. (I imagine some do) I would think it would give them a moment of pause when someone posts I did not go here because of this. Anyway not to get sidetracked. I parked out back and walked through the garage to find one of the strippers out in the garage in her thong having a cigarette (thought it was funny). Anyway went to the front and walked in. Couldn't quite make out what she said the admission was but handed her a Jack and got 5 back. As I entered took a second to adjust to the dark club. Found my way to the restroom to pee and wash my hands. On my way through the dark I realized there was no other customers in the place. Odd as there were plenty of cars in the parking lot, not a lot but enough to give the impression that there was at least a couple PL's in the club. As I came out of the restroom a gal was urging me to come over and sit. A euro blonde a little to old for my tastes and huge boobs (Too much for me). Anyway I was polite and sat down. Within seconds the waitress was right there (of course the hottest gal in the place) I ordered a coke and she was right on the buy the lady a drink. Crap I wasn't even introduced before they start that. I simply said no and she went off to fetch my drink. So the blonde starts trying to chat me up and again I remained polite. Once the interview went to what do you do for a living I just said I don't want to talk about that. At this point don't care if she reads LE into it. I had a while to look around and there were no girls that appealed to me. I usually like to give this more time as a jewel tends to come out from the back. But this place was not going to let me sit and get comfortable. After having about half the drink it hits me I'm only $17 into this place and the gal next to me is annoying and the one on stage has a huge cellulite butt. I turned to my interviewer and said "no disrespect but this place isn't doing it for me". I then left glad I tried the place and equally glad I was down less than 20.
Basically the place seemed so desperate they probably were. No other customers so they swarmed me like the first turd at a fly convention. Talent was not impressive and they didn't even have the sense that a guy likes to sit down for a second and chill before the hustle.
I don't think I will come back here. Perhaps talent is better at another time. Not today but back to COI.[/QUOTE]I visited here for the first time on Tuesday. There were a few scattered customers. The girls were really quite awful looking on average, except for one African-American girl who was outstandingly beautiful. Everyone else was overweight or exceedingly underweight (just one like this).
I so rarely get a chance to visit a strip club. So sad this opportunity was wasted here.
[QUOTE=Jerikson40; 1713476]S. And tops on my to do list is visit the Bird.
So has anyone been there on recent dayshifts who can tell me if any of the best regulars are still there? Like Holly, and my favorite Sheila, or Barbie the older blonde with nice bolt ons, or maybe even Diana if I'm REAL lucky? And how's mileage?
Thanks.[/QUOTE]Hey Jerikson, Holly (or Haley for some) was a real spinner. Have a pic to verify privately if need be but from what I understand she does NOT work there anymore. Anyone know where she is now? Also there was a girl named Alex. Anybody know where they went. Had their numbers but they changed and curious if they quite the business.
[QUOTE=OldTradtion;1781192]Hey Jerikson, Holly (or Haley for some) was a real spinner. Have a pic to verify privately if need be but from what I understand she does NOT work there anymore. Anyone know where she is now? Also there was a girl named Alex. Anybody know where they went. Had their numbers but they changed and curious if they quite the business.[/QUOTE]I'm down on the Bird these days. Prefer 3 clubs in COI / Puente (DV, Synn, Paradise). The Bird is pretty much the same as its been but the dayshift definitely is lighter on talent (maybe they moved girls over to 007?) than before and I don't like that you have to go to the VIP to get real nudity and in most cases, out of trouser extras. That said, the $10 dances still provide lots of bang for the buck and usually send me out the door happy.
I had the unusual opportunity to stop in last Thursday afternoon. That was once a very strong shift to hook into along with Friday afternoon. But the place was pretty dead except the dudes who were there were busy on the lap bench so it was hard to get much privacy there most of the time. Alex is an old mid-week fave I was hoping to see but she wasn't there. I should have but didn't ask about her. There were two hot blondes who I didn't get really close enough to get a good look at. One may have been hot bod latina but the other was a caucasoid and more of a delicate spinner. I thought the DJ called her something like Haley when she took the stage. I knew the Holly / Haley the quoted posters are discussing and it was always tough to identify her because she wore different hair everyday. Liked to change her look and her most identifiable aspect was being a really petite spinner. But I am 97% sure that this "Haley" was not the well known one being discussed.
Diana is another story. She's another old fave. I had totally forgotten about her since its been so long since I've seen her. She came up and sat down with me and I didn't realize it was her. Got real excited when it turned out to be her. And like years ago, got a few real exciting dances from her and left happy. And yeah, she's still a beautiful MILF.
Also noticed a really skinny young dark haired spinner who I'm guessing is a caucasoid. Kind of Italian looking. But could be a born in the USA latina. Very pretty face, cute body, and seemingly very sweet with customers. I would have been all over her before Diana salvaged my afternoon except that I noticed her giving dances to a couple of guys and I thought I'd gone back in time to 1984 when SoCal strippers were giving nothing but super lame dances to bad Motley Crue songs (and good Guns and Roses songs). This just isn't the way the Dirty Birds fly in this neck of the strip club timeline. But who knows? It can be hard to tell what's really happening in a dance or how the situation may develop with more dances. Anybody have an idea about who this girl may be and whether her dances are really as lame as they seemed?
Also met a huge booty Brazilian girl with a large natural rack and very pretty face and curly hair. Very dark skin. You'll think she's African American until she tells you she's descended mostly from Brazil and that's exactly what she looks like. Great girl and great dances but overall too large for a spinner specialist like me. I'm thinking she may have identified herself as "Sheila" but excellent chance that my memory on that is fucked up.
Last and worst. I was of course hustled mercilessly by a veteran latina dancer (can't remember her name but I'd know it if I hear it). I've never liked her but there was a time when she was giving me really hot intense dances which is not standard with her. She's hardcore YMMV but always does excellent Flamingo handshaking at the table while hustling you. The thing is, she was tall and slender when I first met her years ago. Haven't seen her in my infrequent stops over the last couple of years. Now she shows up having gained AT LEAST 50 lbs since I last saw her when she was already beefed up from her rookie days. To make matters worse she's wearing an outfit that reveals everything she should be covering up. Without fail in the past she's always given me the gabacho novio treatment because I speak decent Spanish. This time I refused her hustle and told her no over and over as she was relentless. She's pissed and settles in at the very next table just a few feet from me I'm certain with the plan to block other girls from coming over. It still looks like she may be with me. I was going to move but her positioning didn't stop Diana from coming over. While I'm snuggling with Diana and receiving delightful testicular massage from her at the table, the crazy glue hustler right next to us starts talking shit about me to Diana in spanish as if I would not know what she's saying. Diana was embarrassed and just ignored her as I did. This ***** is one of two dancers who the Bird Boss needs to release back into the wild. Even when I was a more regular customer I often discarded the idea of going to the Bird cause I didn't want to deal with these two relentless hovering hawks. That's work. I don't come here to work. The other one does relent, but will hang around making crappy offensive passive aggressive comments with a smile on her face. She's good at it.
The Brazilians name is Anastaci, or Annistacy. Yes naturals, C's maybe D's. You can call them big. I guess is depends on what you're used to. Personally, I like'm huge and real. Hers are not big enough for me. She was the best there at the time.
I'm not into spinners, I like some meat, she had a nice body. 150 in VIP, left happy.
After the dance "you can tip me" really? I didn't know that?
I forgot to mention she likes to talk a lot, A LOT! You need to put something in her mouth to shut her up.
Where are all the fat girls at? I like'm large especially them boobies. I'm talking Kacey Parker types.
First Post. Great fun under the covers for 1. 5. I recommend her if you have the chance.
Has anyone went to the VIP room with an asian girl name Kat at the bird?
[quote]Tired of not getting satisfied?? Holding some extra "stress" that needs to be released?? You found your solution! I'm 18 years old exotic mix that loves pleasuring men ;) CUM to [b]ADDRESS OF THE BIRD REMOVED[/b] tomorrow between the hours of 12pm to 6pm and ill take care of you babe. Ask for Autumn when you get to the door[/quote]From.
[url]http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cas/3887151453.html[/url]
She also uploaded a couple pictures. Hope this helps.
[QUOTE=The Camel;1782677]I'm down on the Bird these days. Prefer 3 clubs in COI / Puente (DV, Synn, Paradise). The Bird is pretty much the same as its been but the dayshift definitely is lighter on talent (maybe they moved girls over to 007?) than before and I don't like that you have to go to the VIP to get real nudity and in most cases, out of trouser extras. That said, the $10 dances still provide lots of bang for the buck and usually send me out the door happy.[/QUOTE]Sorry for the late reply and thank you. Wish I knew where she was. Had her number and used it several times. Need a replacement spinner! Alex was also at the Bird.
Your reports were helpful but. What do I do?
Tx