LA LA Land Bullshit and Fight Club

[QUOTE=FarFarAway;7133011]YK some things about me, but not much. And this sort of stuff, it really belongs on a fight thread. It isn't really concerning sugar dating.[/QUOTE]Don't think anyone is fighting here. We're discussing types of women which I feel is appropriate here. Especially with some dudes trying to look for love with a sugarbaby. Which I personally think is silly to pay for love. That's not real love. You're paying a sugarbaby to fuck you, plain and simple. But some guys confuse that with love. You don't pay for true love. Love and sex are two different things.

[QUOTE=Lexx1;7133068]Don't think anyone is fighting here. We're discussing types of women which I feel is appropriate here. Especially with some dudes trying to look for love with a sugarbaby. Which I personally think is silly to pay for love. That's not real love. You're paying a sugarbaby to fuck you, plain and simple. But some guys confuse that with love. You don't pay for true love. Love and sex are two different things.[/QUOTE]You really ought to clarify if I am 'some dudes'. If so, then, as I said, what YK about me is meager.

[QUOTE=FarFarAway;7133111]You really ought to clarify if I am 'some dudes'. If so, then, as I said, what YK about me is meager.[/QUOTE]FFA from some of your previous posts you seem to get a little sensitive and get defensive at times on the topic of sugarbabies. You and me have argued about what I just posted in the past. But at the moment I was not referring to you. But you taking it as an attack on you. Just proves my first statement.

We are grown men here having "locker room" talk about fucking women. I don't take any of this shit personal. We are here discussing paying women to fuck us, period. I don't white knight any of these women that accept money directly to spread their legs for dick. No reason for any of us to defend these women or be sensitive about it. If someone was talking shit about my actual real GF or wife. That's a different story. And you better be prepared to square up. But having real talk about paid sex with women isn't that. That's what this thread and this whole damn site is about.

I am not a real fetish guy, and I do not know if can afford this one's $600.00 hourly rate, but I have this dream of taking her to the chipotle in pacific palisades and buying her the works until she goes to the toidy and drops a nukular bomb shit.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/veronicajasmine[/URL]

I don't look at this forum often enough, but why was PriscillaM labelled a troll?

He's posted the best gold medal comedy on here for years, and there are no silver or bronze medal runner-ups. He owns the podium.

[QUOTE=Runon99;7162948]I don't look at this forum often enough, but why was PriscillaM labelled a troll?

He's posted the best gold medal comedy on here for years, and there are no silver or bronze medal runner-ups. He owns the podium.[/QUOTE]Wait, what happened? Was he banned? That dude had the best, most entertaining posts!

[QUOTE=Runon99;7162948]I don't look at this forum often enough, but why was PriscillaM labelled a troll?

He's posted the best gold medal comedy on here for years, and there are no silver or bronze medal runner-ups. He owns the podium.[/QUOTE]Not really a troll. Priscilla performs a service. Writes about places so that we know never to go there. Let the hordes flock to what is promoted while the rest of us get the first dibs at what's really poppin.

[QUOTE=Johnnytime;7163155]Not really a troll. Priscilla performs a service. Writes about places so that we know never to go there. Let the hordes flock to what is promoted while the rest of us get the first dibs at what's really poppin.[/QUOTE]I made goldfinger, wharf, and red lantern. I gave you your manhood. You think you could afford a girl like Darian? Sun tzu said all massage parlors are based on deception.

I figured this discussion would get moved here. Anyway, it's obviously a bad mistake, but whatever. We all know the real deal.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7163469]I made goldfinger, wharf, and red lantern. I gave you your manhood. You think you could afford a girl like Darian? Sun tzu said all massage parlors are based on deception.[/QUOTE]I stand corrected. You definitely are a market maker. Maybe one day I'll hit up one of the spots mentioned. But LA is too LA for me.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7151105]I am not a real fetish guy, and I do not know if can afford this one's $600.00 hourly rate, but I have this dream of taking her to the chipotle in pacific palisades and buying her the works until she goes to the toidy and drops a nukular bomb shit.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/veronicajasmine[/URL][/QUOTE]We may have located the source of the fire.

[QUOTE=Chupacabra;7164430]We may have located the source of the fire.[/QUOTE]Thanks the guy for discovering the bargain of the millennium, per ounce.

It was a crazy fall day in 2024, I was invited to go into a house in the far reaches of downtown la adjacent whose owner had just dirted (died). I was commissioned to be in the house while the locks were being changed because the now deceased male owner had a predilection for sex with male meth addicts who flopped in the house. The family decided that this paraphernalia was not for them and the house would be shut pending legal proceedings.

The house, is as they say, occupied by a hoarder who was not good at it. There was literal shit all over. Busted hammers, dead baby's toys, expired tapioca pudding. You name it. I wandered around and in the makeshift medicine cabinet (a milk crate by the shitter), there was a haul.

Ambien. In the family size.

Ativan. In the costco size.

Metformin. I guess this fucker was diabetic.

Powder in unmarked baggies. I am assuming this was not powdered sugar.

And then, three paired bottles of something called cefixime and azithromycin. I was familiar with the latter, I think it is an antibiotic. As to the former, I looked it up and it is apparently the new way to treat chlamydia and gono. Back in the day when I knew people that got the buring pee pain and the art show discharge from the penor, the treatment was a shot in the ass and like two weeks of antibiotics. Well, I guess the NIH, after blowing the aids and covid pandemic, at least figured out a way to treat mild STDs.

I let the family know that I was going to toss the drugs. I had no interest in the group, save the STD treatment. I have no trouble sleeping. Just watch any pakman YouTube video, and you are done.

But I kept the meds for the clap.

Anyhoo, I guess I went a little bendy pendy over new years and later, and Monday morning just before our favorite orange man was inaugurated, it hurt to pee. I was shocked as peeing is one of my main activities due to drinking like 8 cups of water a day. Later in the day, the same thing happened. Again, I was weirded out, but did not care.

I get home from the daily errands on the holiday and the front of my undie pants looks like a fucken modern art masterpiece. I look down and my penor hole and it looks like a manhole after a flood.

I added two plus two, remembered driving my roommate to some gay 24 hour clinic in san fran because he got the clap and realized quite quickly that I was afflicted.

It was like 8 pm. I was exhausted and went to bed. Got up. Saw more lovely discharge on my silk gucci jammies.

I went online the next am and figured I could go to some clinic or who knows what. Well moses smell the roses you have to pee in a cup to get tested, you have to wait in some fucken room for the test and get meds the next day? I figure I could order online. I tried my best and the one site that seemed to work was not responding and then said that they did not have a California nurse online to make the script. Panic set in and I was like what the fuck. And then when I saw the medicine being offered. Cefixime, I drove so fast to my storage facility (all of. 6 miles away, but with my pain threshold right at a baby with a dingleberry screaming for 7 hours), I drove there. I found the cefixime and it was still good. I got water from my kia, and downed the cefixime and az immediately. The cure was evident in 24 hours. Tuesday was painful but when I woke up Wednesday, it burned for just about as long as it takes for emo at 8155 to call time and I have been progressing and peeing with great ease.

According to the nih, I am supposed to wait seven days until I get back in the game. I am not sure what I will do about getting back in the game, or if I should get tested, but every monger here should keep at least two doses of the cefixime / az mix on hand at all times. It turns out that you can do it online. The one website said they now had a California licensed person, but I have two sets left.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7175931]It was a crazy fall day in 2024, I was invited to go into a house in the far reaches of downtown la adjacent whose owner had just dirted (died). I was commissioned to be in the house while the locks were being changed because the now deceased male owner had a predilection for sex with male meth addicts who flopped in the house. The family decided that this paraphernalia was not for them and the house would be shut pending legal proceedings.

The house, is as they say, occupied by a hoarder who was not good at it. There was literal shit all over. Busted hammers, dead baby's toys, expired tapioca pudding. You name it. I wandered around and in the makeshift medicine cabinet (a milk crate by the shitter), there was a haul.

Ambien. In the family size.

Ativan. In the costco size.

Metformin. I guess this fucker was diabetic.

Powder in unmarked baggies. I am assuming this was not powdered sugar...[/QUOTE]Priscilla, did you BB? Or did you catch it with a rubber?

FDT. YG.

[QUOTE=CumSquat;7177535]Priscilla, did you BB? Or did you catch it with a rubber?

FDT. YG.[/QUOTE]First off, I am not FDT, but never mind.

I do not do bb, but in the weeks before the onset of this. And by the way, there are now three things I would not wish on anyone, (1) back spasms, (2) gonorrhea, and (3) a gift certificate to panda express.

My guess is is either I got it going down on the fat Colombian woman in Westwood, or getting my ass eaten at red bacteria.

I know my first "exposure" to VD was when this Filipina girl went down on my roommate, they did not have rubbers (this was like in 1992 and no cellphone to call me to find my stash as I was out of town driving home to my mommy for her to do my laundry) and two days later he almost just about died and we fucken looked in the yellow pages to find a health clinic open late and we ended up driving from fucken Oakland to the the fucken castro and got on line with a brigade of homos to get him tested and get his ass shot up.

So I guess there is precedent for getting this shit orally.

I am now clear for a week and a day. I am going to the clinic next to my ralphs tomorrow and if I am clear some 304 is going to get a load the size of a costco mayo shipment.