Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ZmackPdx;7525641]I have to say, them at "Natural" but her personality is fun. Her choices are fun.

But come on! "Natural"? Come on. Bolt on, for sure.

I'd love to hear from others about this.[/QUOTE]Something happened a few months ago that caused this hobbyist to start writing long, overly lurid reviews. We already know Love Spa offers favors / discounts for regular reviews. Putting 2+2 together, I don't find long elaborate reviews of any experience to be trustworthy. A review does not need to be Penthouse forum, and when a single contributor is writing them over and over again for the same place it takes their credibility to near zero for me.

Especially when the place in question is Love.

[QUOTE=k__rat;7525924]Something happened a few months ago that caused this hobbyist to start writing long, overly lurid reviews. We already know Love Spa offers favors / discounts for regular reviews. Putting 2+2 together, I don't find long elaborate reviews of any experience to be trustworthy. A review does not need to be Penthouse forum, and when a single contributor is writing them over and over again for the same place it takes their credibility to near zero for me.

Especially when the place in question is Love.[/QUOTE]Yeah I've been wanting to check it out but as one of the mongers who can't afford to go very often I'm reluctant to believe anything a lot of folks post. There seem to be lots of shills, maybe I'm just being paranoid and many of these users constantly post reviews of the same place because they just frequent it. I really doubt the 4 H experience is that good, but maybe I just need to check it out before I judge.

[QUOTE=ZmackPdx;7525641]I have to say, them at "Natural" but her personality is fun. Her choices are fun.

But come on! "Natural"? Come on. Bolt on, for sure.

I'd love to hear from others about this.[/QUOTE]Definitely not natural. Not silicone either. Based on proportions, I'd argue they are close to grafting (fat transfer).

[QUOTE=Loveofcats66;7524909]This is over on SE Park St. Was getting tired of the same kind of chick every time, so I drove to this place and paid the house fee. I was led to a room, got undressed and a few minutes later, I met Heidi.

Luckily for me, I was laying on the massage table, because I would have felt my knees weak if I were standing. Heidi was in her 20's, her skin was incredible and her body was just fucking great. She was thick, with a lot of junk in the trunk and on top of that, she had this couple of huge tits. Not big, huge. And natural.

She teased me during the massage, and it was getting clear that neither of us wanted to keep the rubbing for too long. She told me to flip and I showed her my boner. We discussed terms quickly and she touched my cock with one of her hands and used the other to guide my hand to her tits. That wasn't enough for me, I moved my head to her rack and kissed those titties. It was heavenly. She was good with the HJ but I wanted to move to the next plate. She grabbed a condom and put it on my cock using her mouth. She gave me head for a while, licking my cock like ice cream on a hot day. Seeing her sucking my cock like that almost made me cum, but I made her stop and I concentrated for a few seconds. I told her to get down on all fours and I fucked her doggie style until I busted a nut. It was so good that I felt dizzy for a minute. She cleaned me up and gave me a hug after I dropped a nice tip for her. I'll surely come back and try to get another session with her, she's great.[/QUOTE]Is she still blonde?

[QUOTE=Qualish;7522379]No, I mean Google explicitly identifies it as "K Spa," and if you look closely at the image you'll see the name is even branded on the building.

I am far from a regular, but haven't seen three workers in there since it was called Yi Chi.

That, combined with the provider name confusion made me have to ask what the story was (name change again? Different spot than I'm thinking? Old report? Etc).[/QUOTE]Damn, you're right. My mistake. I was certainly at Korean foot or Baoju as it is also known. Avoid Jessica. She is a thief of joy.

[QUOTE=k__rat;7525924]Something happened a few months ago that caused this hobbyist to start writing long, overly lurid reviews. We already know Love Spa offers favors / discounts for regular reviews. Putting 2+2 together, I don't find long elaborate reviews of any experience to be trustworthy. A review does not need to be Penthouse forum, and when a single contributor is writing them over and over again for the same place it takes their credibility to near zero for me.

Especially when the place in question is Love.[/QUOTE]Dang, so don't blow my post-breakup load at Love? Was thinking a lot of what I was reading was too good to be true for Portland.

Stands for Too Long To Read.

So long posts are a drag. Details can be made shorter. One one really cares about your proneness. I do not kiss and tell. On another forum in this website. The posts are so long as to become repetitive. Oh well To each their own. Do as you please.

On my opinion. 4 hands is distracting. Unless done in a club resort or private setting with GF and Wife or so, then its a ton of fun. But usually one girl is being paid to stand around and watch. Maybe put one hand on you. But mostly a waste of money. My humble opinion.

Sunny weather out. Super nice days. Not our typical winter for sure and Attitude and personality usually are way more important then looks. Unless she is just plain fuggly. But even the guy with the most beautiful girl in the world is still tired of the same meal daily. At least I think so.

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;7457164]On Holgate. Attractive girl (8), nice C / D cups, good body, playful, good energy. She is a bit of a performer with some fake moans, but not all fake. Got all the GFE things I wanted. This next part was a unique experience for me, I've heard of such things before, but have an experienced it personally. When she started with the "fuck me Daddy" talk it quickly put me over the edge. Better choice than most kgirls I have experienced in Portland. Fun girl. I don't like the 200 for 30 minutes insistence, but I'm okay with it a few times a year if there is a good vibe.[/QUOTE]I've seen posts here in the past about a half-hour with BBBJ and FS "boom boom" for as low as $170 all inclusive (that is, with house fee included) . But I've never been able to negotiate it.

Frankly, I think that's a fair ask *if* the performance is good. Can't expect these ladies to give it all up for *nothing* .

[QUOTE=RecklessOne;7526498]Dang, so don't blow my post-breakup load at Love? Was thinking a lot of what I was reading was too good to be true for Portland.[/QUOTE]I never said that. Look through my history and I've given them glowing reviews in the past. The quick turnover of girls is a real bummer though it makes it impossible to establish any kind of rapport so I stopped going. Well that and the place is a PITA to get to for me.

But it is generally true that BBBJ is on the menu and the girls are attractive. You'll probably have a good experience if that's what you're looking for.

[QUOTE=Urlboffer;7526632]I've seen posts here in the past about a half-hour with BBBJ and FS "boom boom" for as low as $170 all inclusive (that is, with house fee included) . But I've never been able to negotiate it.

Frankly, I think that's a fair ask *if* the performance is good. Can't expect these ladies to give it all up for *nothing* .[/QUOTE]I'm still getting 170 or 180 for half hour GFE most places. And I'm still getting 200 GFE hour at many places.

I think part of the problem is guys comparing the prices to the GPS site.

Of course you're not doing anything wrong. And I'm cool with spending an extra 20 for someone that I feel a better than usual connection with.

RESIST.

[QUOTE=RecklessOne;7526498]Dang, so don't blow my post-breakup load at Love? Was thinking a lot of what I was reading was too good to be true for Portland.[/QUOTE]If you don't mind the suggestion, I would make a quick stop at a handful of random shops, including some of the popular ones to narrow down your choices (over 200 in the Metro area). Then I would go on a fuckfest, meaning two or three places the same day, or one place per day multiple days in a row. To get that bad taste out of your mouth from the breakup.

[QUOTE=Urlboffer;7526632]I've seen posts here in the past about a half-hour with BBBJ and FS "boom boom" for as low as $170 all inclusive (that is, with house fee included) . But I've never been able to negotiate it.

Frankly, I think that's a fair ask *if* the performance is good. Can't expect these ladies to give it all up for *nothing* .[/QUOTE]Pay what you want but it is not standard for many of us. It is "your standard".

Two 30 minute sessions at 1. 7 equals 3. 4 an hour. I and many others don't consider that "nothing".

[QUOTE=OneOne9;7526996]Pay what you want but it is not standard for many of us. It is "your standard".

Two 30 minute sessions at 1. 7 equals 3. 4 an hour. I and many others don't consider that "nothing".[/QUOTE]I agree and with all the shills and owners business partners pretending to be customers, I am suspicious of anyone that promotes paying higher prices.

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;7526814]I'm still getting 170 or 180 for half hour GFE most places. And I'm still getting 200 GFE hour at many places.

I think part of the problem is guys comparing the prices to the GPS site.

Of course you're not doing anything wrong. And I'm cool with spending an extra 20 for someone that I feel a better than usual connection with.

RESIST.[/QUOTE]I get 30 min of everything for 180 or less regularly. If you're having trouble, call one of the schedulers and ask for an appointment. Be firm and polite about your budget and they'll refer you to a couple of the very popular shops that are talked about here on a regular basis.

Of course if you walk in and hand over two bills, they won't turn you away.

[QUOTE==********;7526608]Stands for Too Long To Read.

So long posts are a drag. Details can be made shorter. One one really cares about your proneness. I do not kiss and tell. On another forum in this website. The posts are so long as to become repetitive. Oh well To each their own. Do as you please.

On my opinion. 4 hands is distracting. Unless done in a club resort or private setting with GF and Wife or so, then its a ton of fun. But usually one girl is being paid to stand around and watch. Maybe put one hand on you. But mostly a waste of money. My humble opinion.

Sunny weather out. Super nice days. Not our typical winter for sure and Attitude and personality usually are way more important then looks. Unless she is just plain fuggly. But even the guy with the most beautiful girl in the world is still tired of the same meal daily. At least I think so.[/QUOTE]Well said. About 4 hands, at a massage parlor is a ripoff most of the time.