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Thanks. She's been on my shortlist of people I want to see. I didn't know her name was Kat. Thanks again.

[QUOTE=TeddBear;3103320]The Kat I'm referring to is aka southern girl she is a petite red head she takes her ad down all the time so the link I have may not work but if you look on wolverines post I think he posted pics of her ads. She does BBBJ really wet mouth deep throat bls she does let you cim but I don't think she swallows all of it she doesn't stop till your done but I think she spits it out after. She might let you face paint never tried only done that a couple of times I'd much rather blast it down her throat instead much more gratifying to me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hawk44;2915450]I feel foolish, but can some one tell me what watermouth (h2 omouth) actually means?

Been seeing it in several ads lately.

I have an idea, but would like to know for sure.

Thanks fellas.[/QUOTE]Me Thinks "Sloppy Saliva Soaking" BJ or Kissing.

3 Nutz.

Thank you to all that have responded, either herein or by PM. For those that have PM'ed me, individual PM responses are forthcoming.

Several follow-up questions for all of the members at large, especially the Sr. Members and the ladies that participate: Q1. Is this kind of comparison review of value, especially for the general membership? Why do I ask? How does a newbie find a decent experience? Unless you do your homework, it's more of a crapshoot than methodical research on finding something you seek. This listing may help. Your thoughts?

Q2. Is my wording in the ranking review appropriate or too salacious? I can revise them to be more "tasteful" if deemed needed. Please advise.

Q3. For the Sr. S and for others that have had multiple dreams with some of the listed ladies, are these rankings generally consistent with your experiences? This may be the most important question herein. Please be mindful that I am not seeking to cause debate and dispute among the membership. No Flame Wars, please? This only works IF there is a general consensus among us that these ladies belong on the list. It is less about whether you necessarily agree with their ranking. Is that fair? Collectively, this is an attempt to fairly represent those providers who excel in this particular talent, and provide visibility to said ranking for reference purposes; newbies and visitors to GR, and for interested providers to get a good sense of what clients seek and value, thereby potentially growing the depth and breadth of the service offering. Generally speaking, it's good for business all the way around. My intent was (and is) to be meticulously objective herein and to specifically avoid the halo effect that often accompanies the first pleasant experience. Bottom line – for this to have value for others, the content herein needs to be directionally accurate and generally in synch with the current experience of others.

Q4. Is this kind of ranked review of any meaningful ongoing value? I have a couple more to finish evaluating, and a couple to vet and potentially visit. After that, is there value in keeping it updated 2 – 4 times a year?

Action items.

Respond to PMs about the unnamed provider. Yet today.

Update the list with one provider that I forgot. (Benz, you and a couple others already know her). I need to dig out my notes and review. ETA, as soon as I can. By Sat?

Update the list with two more that are under serious consideration. I have dreamt with both a couple times now and feel they both belong on the list. One, especially so and may even have ATF potential. Despite having had positive dreams, both currently have a fair bit of serious turmoil in their personal lives. Hence my caution. I won't rank until I have no doubts whatsoever. The third time is the charm, right? Stay tuned. ETA?

Add the To Be Reviewed section for possible inclusion section to the list. This currently includes Howard City Jenna (if I can ever get in touch with her), Mercedes, and Northern Girl. Are there any others? Each will be taken under advisement, I will vet them, and if the stars align, I will dream the dream and report back herein. An aside regarding Mercedes. I have dreamt with her several times, although over a year ago, and before she got in trouble. Although the service included BBBJ, CIM was not part of the fare. The age of the experience and the details of the dream kept her from being included in the honorable mention portion of the list. I will re-vet and determine what to do from there.

Ladies,

Are there any of you that wish to be taken off the list? Or perhaps wish to be added to the To Be Reviewed list? PM me please. Please do not be offended by my wording used in the ranking. It is not meant to be crude, vulgar, or offensive. It is intended to reasonably accurately depict (showcase?) your talents and provide a venue for other to become aware of them.

[QUOTE=Hawk44;2915450]I feel foolish, but can some one tell me what watermouth (h2 omouth) actually means?

Been seeing it in several ads lately.

I have an idea, but would like to know for sure.

Thanks fellas.[/QUOTE]Slang for a very sloppy BJ. Profusely so.

[QUOTE=ShaginKabay;3103062]Probably like many of you, I have been in search a quality, reliable, sustainable GFE with a provider that I can trust and connect with for recreational fun. I have been searching for several years now. Close a couple of time, but no cigar. I haven't found it, yet.

In the absence of finding my AFT GFE provider (not a single one), I went in search of outstanding dreams of great head. Nothing like this review seemed to exist. Nor could I find an index of provider reviews (ie Provider A had 17 reviews, 12/7. Provider B had 11 reviews, 10/1 etc.). One has to do one's homework. The process of finding a handful of compatible providers that you click with is time consuming, ofttimes frustrating, and rather expensive (emphasis on the latter). For me the expense to yield ratio was very poor, even with me monitoring this forum rather closely. What to do? My homework, right?

This listing is stack ranking of the providers as experienced by yours truly. The dreams that these rankings are based on are as recent as last week to early Feb. Of this year. The ranking is on their oral artistry, talent, and enthusiasm. That's it.

My criteria? A decent series of BBBJs (two or more) that ranked 7 out of 10 or better for me. Included in my consideration were the provider's expertise in: knowing her way around wood and the boys, TRUE balls deep, deep throat capability (I'm a bit larger than average), CIM, CIT, swallow, ability to throat fk (Alex Sanders style), arousal skills (and demonstrated knowledge of their importance), same for edging, c--k milking, and overall ck and cum worship including face painting. I don't want much, do I?

Kandi. An 86/100. For me (YMMV), thus far she is the overall best, IMO. Knows how to arouse, to tease, seems to have genuine hunger and enthusiasm. Knows how to edge. She isn't able to get the last inch of me down, but her hungry ball sucking, and staying on it for every last drop and enthusiastically swallowing the load make up for it. Decent milking skills. No throat fking, worship, or painting. Her head talent is very individually attentive and personal.

Zoey 85/100, a very close second. She can do bigger meat and is proud of it! No gag reflex. NONE gentlemen. NONE. Period. The enthusiasm isn't there. Is more or less impersonal. But, she can swallow a sword, with gusto. And it shows! For a little extra $ she swallowed the loads too (although it took several sessions to earn the trust for that). No interest in learning the art of arousal or its importance. No edging, milking, throat fking, worship, or painting.

Kat 84/100. She likewise can do bigger wood and is genuinely proud of that. She is a watermouth, which can be a bit gross if you are not otherwise acclimated to it. Gobs of saliva everywhere. Swallows it whole, load and all. No throat fking, but close and is receptive to it. Not particularly aware of arousal techniques, same for edging, c--k milking, and overall ck and cum worship including face painting. The ambiance of her incall detracts from the overall experience. But her natural enthusiasm and ability to lick my boys when all the way down more than make up for it.

Princess 85/100. A Muskegon-based ebony provider that seemed to be a short lived flash-in-the-pan back in July. Gawd Almighty could she suck. She couldn't throat, but she did everything else with a zeal that belied her "I'm going to fk the st out of you" enthusiasm. A couple of things to note. This is the only provider who knew how to hold / handle a cock, firmly like a hammer or a wrench. And face painting? Ohh dammmm. Ever had one get you there with her mouth, then pull off of it, and milk you vigorously as you sprayed her smiling face and open mouth AND then scrape your cum off her forehead, cheeks, and chin with her fingers, sucking her fingers dry of your jizz, looking up at you with her big brown smiling eyes? Yeah. Oh yeah. Anybody know what happened to her?

Cherish 84/100. Looks and age-wise she is a lot like Kandi. She is based out of Lansing. This lady's sweet spot is slow, devoted total balls deep, nose on my nards, deepthroat, cum, and swallow while being 69 ed. Like 10 15 minutes long slow. She does have a gag reflex but manages it by going slow. A pretty neat experience. Seems to totally get the art of male arousal and its importance. But, I was not able to coax her into edging me, milking, throat fking, worship, or painting.

* 83/100. I honestly have difficulty ranking her. By a couple of my criteria she is actually 91/100 here. Why? Throat fking. She enthusiastically took a vigorous throat pounding Alex Sanders style, head over the side of the bead, had me cum while I was fully seated (and she was squirming trying to catch a gulp of air), came up, wiped her eyes and said (and I quote, "that hurt, let's do it again" Insanely wicked. I'm not sure she is comfortable with the publicity and the notoriety this may engender. Hence I did not include her name. PM me if interested. Keep in mind that her overall reviews by others members aren't that positive as this would otherwise suggest.

Cassidy 78/100 This one really likes being in control. She was modestly well reviewed earlier this year. She knows how to edge and milk. CIM but no true throat or swallow. It took a couple of visits, but I when I finally got her trademark she's in control edging, I walked funny the rest of the day.

Kamilia. 71/100. This one barely made the cut to be listed herein. Decent BBBJ, CIM, and swallow. Multiple pops. Very relaxed young woman. Chill comes to mind. Cannot deepthroat.

Ava Honorable mention. Will do a BBBJ, but not much enthusiasm for the deed, and nothing else. This lady has SOOOO much potential though. I include her herein because she is tied for the nicest, most pleasant, all around easy to relate to, provider GR has. Ava, if you are reading this, please consider CIM and swallow? Please? There are so many of us that would just luv that! Please?

Jenna Word has it that you are supposed to be one this list. I have tried and tried to connect with you. It aint happened. PM me please.

Guys, are there any others that belong here? Please share.[/QUOTE]Harmony in Lansing, definitely has the skills discussed here, and I would put her in the same category as Kandi, when it comes to BBBJCIM, she loves to see how many times she can get you off during your time, well worth the $$ if you don't mind bbw.

[QUOTE=ShoeMan73;3104199]Harmony in Lansing, definitely has the skills discussed here, and I would put her in the same category as Kandi, when it comes to BBBJCIM, she loves to see how many times she can get you off during your time, well worth the $$ if you don't mind bbw.[/QUOTE]Please share her link? I would like to vet her and potentially add her to the To Be Reviewed section. Thanks.

Added Ionia Val, miscellaneous grammar and punctuation correction, and added the To Be Reviewed section.

Probably like many of you, I have been in searching for a quality, reliable, sustainable GFE with a provider that I can trust and connect with for recreational fun. I have been searching for several years now. Close a couple of times, but no cigar. I haven't found it, yet.

In the absence of finding my ATF GFE provider (not a single one), I went in search of outstanding dreams of great head. Nothing like this review seemed to exist. Nor could I find an index of provider reviews (ie Provider A had 17 reviews, 12/7. Provider B had 11 reviews, 10/1 etc.). One has to do one's homework. The process of finding a handful of compatible providers that you click with is time consuming, ofttimes frustrating, and rather expensive (emphasis on the latter). For me the expense to yield ratio was very poor, even with me monitoring this forum rather closely. What to do? My homework, right?

This listing is stack ranking of the providers as experienced by yours truly. The dreams that these rankings are based on are as recent as last week to early Feb. Of this year. The ranking is on their oral artistry, talent, and enthusiasm. That's it.

My criteria? A decent series of BBBJs (two or more) that ranked 7 out of 10 or better for me. Included in my consideration were the provider's expertise in: knowing her way around wood and the boys, TRUE balls deep, deep throat capability (I'm a bit larger than average), CIM, CIT, swallow, ability to throat f—k (Alex Sanders style), arousal skills (and demonstrated knowledge of their importance), same for edging, c--k milking, and overall c—k and cum worship including face painting. I don't want much, do I?

Kandi. An 86/100. For me (YMMV), thus far she is the overall best, IMO. Knows how to arouse, to tease, seems to have genuine hunger and enthusiasm. Knows how to edge. She isn't able to get the last inch of me down, but her hungry ball sucking, and staying on it for every last drop and enthusiastically swallowing the load make up for it. Decent milking skills. No throat f—king, worship, or painting. Her head talent is very individually attentive and personal. Her sweet spot is all around, attentive, astounding head – therapeutic even!

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Zoey 85/100, a very close second. She can do bigger meat and is proud of it! No gag reflex. NONE gentlemen. NONE. Period. The enthusiasm isn't there. Is more or less impersonal. But, she can swallow a sword, with gusto. And it shows! For a little extra $ she swallowed the loads too (although it took several sessions to earn the trust for that). No interest in learning the art of arousal or its importance. No edging, milking, throat f—king, worship, or painting.

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Kat 84/100. She likewise can do bigger wood and is genuinely proud of that. She is a watermouth, which can be a bit gross if you are not otherwise acclimated to it. Gobs of saliva everywhere. Swallows it whole, load and all. No throat f—king, but close and is receptive to it. Not particularly aware of arousal techniques, same for edging, c--k milking, and overall c—k and cum worship including face painting. The ambiance of her incall detracts from the overall experience. But her natural enthusiasm and ability to lick my boys when all the way down more than make up for it.

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Princess 85/100. A Muskegon-based ebony provider that seemed to be a short lived flash-in-the-pan back in July. Gawd Almighty could she suck. She couldn't throat, but she did everything else with a zeal that belied her "I'm going to f—k the s—t out of you" enthusiasm. A couple of things to note. This is the only provider who knew how to hold / handle a cock, firmly, like a hammer, baseball bat, or a wrench. And face painting? Ohh dammmm. Ever had one get you there with her mouth, then pull off of it, and milk you vigorously as you sprayed her smiling face and open mouth AND then scrape your cum off her forehead, cheeks, and chin with her fingers, sucking her fingers dry of your jizz, looking up at you with her big brown smiling eyes? Yeah. Oh yeah. Anybody know what happened to her? Her ad pictures were tagged "Princess".

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Cherish 84/100. Looks and age-wise she is a lot like Kandi. She is based out of Lansing. This lady's sweet spot is slow, devoted total balls deep, nose on my nards, deepthroat, cum, and swallow while being 69 ed. Like 10 – 15 minutes long slow. She does have a gag reflex but manages it by going slow. A pretty neat experience. Seems to totally get the art of male arousal and its importance. But, I was not able to coax her into edging me, milking, throat f—king, worship, or painting.

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* 83/100. I honestly have difficulty ranking her. By a couple of my criteria she is actually 91/100 here. Why? Throat f—king. She enthusiastically took a vigorous throat pounding Alex Sanders style, head over the side of the bead, had me cum while I was fully seated (and she was squirming trying to catch a gulp of air), came up, wiped her eyes and said (and I quote, "that hurt, let's do it again" Insanely wicked. I'm not sure she is comfortable with the publicity and the notoriety this may engender. Hence I did not include her name. PM me if interested. Keep in mind that her overall reviews by others members aren't that positive as this would otherwise suggest.

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Cassidy 78/100 This one really likes being in control. She was modestly well reviewed earlier this year. She knows how to edge and milk. CIM but no true throat or swallow. It took a couple of visits, but I when I finally got her trademark she's in control edging, I walked funny the rest of the day. Where has she gotten to? I cannot find an ad or even a recent post.

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Kamilia. 71/100. This one barely made the cut to be listed herein. Decent BBBJ, CIM, and swallow. Multiple pops. Very relaxed young woman. Chill comes to mind. Cannot deepthroat.

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Valerie 70/100. Ionia Val. Likewise a very decent BBBJ, CIM, and swallow. Very comfortable with making a hhr dream all about her mouth and throat and my c—k. Genuinely enjoyed the thrill of getting me to nut. Goes "aaahhhhh" after she downed the load. A little rough around the edges. Seems to have likewise disappeared.

Ava Honorable mention. Will do a BBBJ, but not much enthusiasm for the deed, and nothing else. This lady has SOOOO much potential though. I include her herein because she is tied for the nicest, most pleasant, all around easy to relate to, provider GR has. Ava, if you are reading this, please consider CIM and swallow? Please? There are so many of us that would just luv that! Please?

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To Be Reviewed (recommendations under consideration).

Jenna Word has it that you are supposed to be one this list. I have tried and tried to connect with you. It aint happened. PM me please. Ad link  [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/busty-blonde-bombshell/23301480[/URL].

Northern Girl.

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Harmony (Lansing).

I don't know where to post this LOL I found my old phone in the garage and I got a few digits. Someone from this site gave me her digits, I don't remember who but thanks man. I just had the best time of my life and I am serious, I just met this cougar lady. Cougar lady? Trust me she has a 15 years old teenager body, like a 100 LBS 5'2" height, nice tits, yummy kitty! She is a submissive girl, I can guarantee you that she is going to give you the best head of your life even better than NoNonsensegirl I haven't meet Candy yet but I saw all the good reviews and I can say that this cougar its just like her. I paid 100 for a full hour, she is GFE, daty, BBBJ, deep troath and loves to swallow, she can do bb for a fair tip, you can go up and down and from the kitty to her mouse as much as you want. What else can I say? I don't smoke but I did it with her, I bought a marlboro black red 100's and a medium fireball bottle, I had to drive to Rockford but it was worth it.

I have pics but I have to asked her if I can share them or if you want I can send them by email, if you you want to know more about her just let me know * Just seniors please, I really wanted to have her "just" for myself but.

Coming back from Rockford I found the hottest pandhandler, I haven't seen a SW hotter that her, I gave her some $ with a note with my hobby # is she wants to make some more money well she knows what to do, she is like 22 or 25 years old, nice body pretty face, dirty blonde, hope it works. LOL.

Your inbox may be full, PM won't go through.

Please message me her digits.

Thank you in advance.

S. Chapo.

[QUOTE=Akenathon;3104270]I don't know where to post this LOL I found my old phone in the garage and I got a few digits. Someone from this site gave me her digits, I don't remember who but thanks man. I just had the best time of my life and I am serious, I just met this cougar lady. Cougar lady? Trust me she has a 15 years old teenager body, like a 100 LBS 5'2" height, nice tits, yummy kitty! She is a submissive girl, I can guarantee you that she is going to give you the best head of your life even better than NoNonsensegirl I haven't meet Candy yet but I saw all the good reviews and I can say that this cougar its just like her. I paid 100 for a full hour, she is GFE, daty, BBBJ, deep troath and loves to swallow, she can do bb for a fair tip, you can go up and down and from the kitty to her mouse as much as you want. What else can I say? I don't smoke but I did it with her, I bought a marlboro black red 100's and a medium fireball bottle, I had to drive to Rockford but it was worth it.

I have pics but I have to asked her if I can share them or if you want I can send them by email, if you you want to know more about her just let me know * Just seniors please, I really wanted to have her "just" for myself but.

Coming back from Rockford I found the hottest pandhandler, I haven't seen a SW hotter that her, I gave her some $ with a note with my hobby # is she wants to make some more money well she knows what to do, she is like 22 or 25 years old, nice body pretty face, dirty blonde, hope it works. LOL.[/QUOTE]

I dreamed of her again second time this pasted week. She was GFE all of the way.

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Has any one dream of Chocolate desert Yet looks good.

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[QUOTE=Akenathon;3104270]I don't know where to post this LOL I found my old phone in the garage and I got a few digits. Someone from this site gave me her digits, I don't remember who but thanks man. I just had the best time of my life and I am serious, I just met this cougar lady. Cougar lady? Trust me she has a 15 years old teenager body, like a 100 LBS 5'2" height, nice tits, yummy kitty! She is a submissive girl, I can guarantee you that she is going to give you the best head of your life even better than NoNonsensegirl I haven't meet Candy yet but I saw all the good reviews and I can say that this cougar its just like her. I paid 100 for a full hour, she is GFE, daty, BBBJ, deep troath and loves to swallow, she can do bb for a fair tip, you can go up and down and from the kitty to her mouse as much as you want. What else can I say? I don't smoke but I did it with her, I bought a marlboro black red 100's and a medium fireball bottle, I had to drive to Rockford but it was worth it.

I have pics but I have to asked her if I can share them or if you want I can send them by email, if you you want to know more about her just let me know * Just seniors please, I really wanted to have her "just" for myself but.

Coming back from Rockford I found the hottest pandhandler, I haven't seen a SW hotter that her, I gave her some $ with a note with my hobby # is she wants to make some more money well she knows what to do, she is like 22 or 25 years old, nice body pretty face, dirty blonde, hope it works. LOL.[/QUOTE]Clean out your mail box so we can pm you dude or pm me them digits please thanks.

She is rip off. She will take your money and have her dealer outside waiting. She will pay him and send you to her room and she will go in the other room and smoke up and leaving you hanging out. Her auntie and friend will be there. She is on west side of gr. Becareful.

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Currently trying to get her life cleaned up. Think all of us will know what that means. PM for more detailed info. BP ads are all dead. Link below has pics.

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I love how she says no drugs in her ad-yet this girl is so strung out she falls asleep on her dates. It's up to you guys but I'd stay away from her. Nothing personal I just don't like sleeping with Heroin.