Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=UBeMyFriend99;6483260]Based on reviews from another site I tried to visit Jennifer massage on Archer yesterday morning. I called ahead early morning hoping they may be open and papasan said yes but gave me a different address than the normal location. He also said "two really pretty girl" which right away has me thinking two not pretty girls. I get to the different address and the woman opens the door standing there with some of the yellowish brown teeth I've ever seen. Probably in her late 40's or 50's. I asked who the other person working was and she knew zero English so I turned around and left. The urge for fun was deflated and headed home. I'm not sure if the reports on RM are papasan written or just a larger monopoly on different establishments is being used where you call and they send you to whatever location has someone available.[/QUOTE]99% of the Chinatown reviews are fake. I've also been banned from posting reviews or comments because I tried outing the fake reviews. Super annoying since the fake reviews actually push the other reviews down. Do the papasans pay a super premium subscription to be able to keep posting blatant fake reviews? Idk. I went to LA and the Chinese massage parlors out there suffering from same fake review issue as here so probably not just Chicago local issue.

[QUOTE=ElChuba26;6483285]Any reviews for Bella at Orange?

Was told by booker to go with her but want to know all why'all's opinions.[/QUOTE]I saw Bella and had a great time. She's young, real up top and fun. I would recommend. I even passed on Lina for Bella though that might have been a mistake.

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;6483303]You know how these guys operate. One posts. Then, they all come out of the woodwork, with their fantastic stories. No Japanese gals will fly to Chicago, where they know mongers are cheap. Just won't happen. Look for a Japanese escort. You will pay a premium. If you want to meet a normal Japanese gal, head to Hmart in Arlington Heights.[/QUOTE]Yes, with the current Chicago market, real j girls are tough to find. Price will be very high.

[QUOTE=IAmTheManyo;6483634]I saw Bella and had a great time. She's young, real up top and fun. I would recommend. I even passed on Lina for Bella though that might have been a mistake.[/QUOTE]Really interested. What's name of the spa and address?

Bad customer service but yea this is going to be like the NYC spa's. LOL.

[QUOTE=ElChuba26;6483287]How much is nuru massage?

Booker keeps changing pricing on me and now I'm confused.[/QUOTE]

Monica was Okay. Average at Best. Late 30's Short thick in a good way all natural. But I was rushed and my time was cut to a half hour after another client walked in looking for her.

I hated that she was quick to say I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU every time she looked at me. I'm pretty sure most of these ladies know how to speak English they just act stupid and carry around a little translator machine.

[QUOTE=ElChuba26;6483287]How much is nuru massage?

Booker keeps changing pricing on me and now I'm confused.[/QUOTE]I was told 260 and 300 (with kissing). The same rates as the VIP rates at the apartment. That was a couple of weeks ago though.

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;6483303]You know how these guys operate. One posts. Then, they all come out of the woodwork, with their fantastic stories. No Japanese gals will fly to Chicago, where they know mongers are cheap. Just won't happen. Look for a Japanese escort. You will pay a premium. If you want to meet a normal Japanese gal, head to Hmart in Arlington Heights.[/QUOTE]The Chinese only place has been getting many Japanese girls. There is one there now. I just don't post reviews for them since most of you are not Chinese and can't get in. They are 400 to 500 an hour. The one that is here now is 500 an hour.

[URL]https://lilyocbeauty.com/[/URL]

[QUOTE=OFCharlie;6483870]The Chinese only place has been getting many Japanese girls. There is one there now. I just don't post reviews for them since most of you are not Chinese and can't get in. They are 400 to 500 an hour. The one that is here now is 500 an hour.

[URL]https://lilyocbeauty.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]Do they post real pictures?

[QUOTE=IAmTheManyo;6483634]I saw Bella and had a great time. She's young, real up top and fun. I would recommend. I even passed on Lina for Bella though that might have been a mistake.[/QUOTE]Oh? I haven't heard of Lina. She's better you think? How would you describe both of them.

I appreciate it tho. You can DM me if you'd like. Just trying to see who's more worth the "bang" for my buck LOL.

[QUOTE=Ronacin;6483920]Do they post real pictures?[/QUOTE]Heck no LOL.

I'd hope not as well. The pic used looks so scary.

[QUOTE=OFCharlie;6483870]The Chinese only place has been getting many Japanese girls. There is one there now. I just don't post reviews for them since most of you are not Chinese and can't get in. They are 400 to 500 an hour. The one that is here now is 500 an hour.

[URL]https://lilyocbeauty.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]I highly doubt there is a high end market for only Chinese men. A few wealthy tourists, maybe. By the way, I'm fluent in Mandarin, and my Cantonese is solid. My late wife was Chinese.

Maybe this place has been up (again) for a while an I never paid attention, but I don't get why you would reopen in the same place that's been raided at least twice before.

[URL]https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/femaleescorts/1705-w-35-st-chicago-il/23016657.html[/URL]

[URL]https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20140521/mckinley-park/police-raid-on-35th-street-massage-parlor-yields-prostitution-arrests/[/URL]

[QUOTE=CrisDesi;6481513]Just broke the ice with Tokyo Spa. I opted for the basic 30 min for 160 I'll start off with cons of the visit first. First off, I didn't find Michelle that attractive. Appeared to be in her 30's. As OF Charlie noted she's the only one there. A monger did come in in the middle of the session which interrupted the flow but I can't hold that against them since they did just open. Now on to why I really think why this place has potential. Firstly, that table shower has to be the nicest I've come across so far. Even though I didn't find Michelle attractive, her service was pretty damn good. She gave a BBBJ with some type of liquid in her mouth. Maybe someone knows exactly what this but this is a first for me and it felt awesome LOL. Moved onto a little cowgirl with the rest of the session in doggy and busted in the bag. After we got dressed she led me to a discreet backdoor exit which is another reason why I feel like this could be a tight spot. If this spot becomes part of the 819/ PD rotation like Charlie says, this could be a promising place.[/QUOTE]But did she give you a nuru massage w real nuru gel tho?

[QUOTE=Ronacin;6483920]Do they post real pictures?[/QUOTE]Sometimes. I think they do the same as PD. If a girl gives her permission, they will use the real pics. Some girls don't care if their real pics are used. I think I posted this once. People think those places post fake pics on purpose. Wrong. It's because they don't have permission from the girls to use real pics.

My go to place oversea is the only place that has consistently uses real pics. Even that, it's 75% of the times the pics are real.

[URL]https://lvspalv.com/[/URL]

[QUOTE=GeneralObvious;6483999]I highly doubt there is a high end market for only Chinese men. A few wealthy tourists, maybe. By the way, I'm fluent in Mandarin, and my Cantonese is solid. My late wife was Chinese.[/QUOTE]Only the Japanese girls are priced high. The Chinese girls (including the current two) are priced at either 150 hhr /300 hr or 200 hhr /400 hr. Basically the same prices as other apartments. Business is good. They sometimes have 4 girls there.

No need to respond since it seems like you don't believe this place exists.

[QUOTE=Jayp80;6484032]Maybe this place has been up (again) for a while an I never paid attention, but I don't get why you would reopen in the same place that's been raided at least twice before.

[URL]https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/femaleescorts/1705-w-35-st-chicago-il/23016657.html[/URL]

[URL]https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20140521/mckinley-park/police-raid-on-35th-street-massage-parlor-yields-prostitution-arrests/[/URL][/QUOTE]LOL, no different than RL reopened at the exact same location 3 days after their bust. It will be one year soon since their bust last June. Nothing has happened to them since. Sure, it might get busted again, but they don't care because the owner is never there.

Not surprising at all. Shit service.

[QUOTE=YuhColoy;6483858]Monica was Okay. Average at Best. Late 30's Short thick in a good way all natural. But I was rushed and my time was cut to a half hour after another client walked in looking for her.

I hated that she was quick to say I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU every time she looked at me. I'm pretty sure most of these ladies know how to speak English they just act stupid and carry around a little translator machine.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;6484093]Not surprising at all. Shit service.[/QUOTE]I've had some good times with her, but it's always a rush job. The price is right for the level of service provided.

[QUOTE=Jayp80;6484032]Maybe this place has been up (again) for a while an I never paid attention, but I don't get why you would reopen in the same place that's been raided at least twice before.

[URL]https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/femaleescorts/1705-w-35-st-chicago-il/23016657.html[/URL]

[URL]https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20140521/mckinley-park/police-raid-on-35th-street-massage-parlor-yields-prostitution-arrests/[/URL][/QUOTE]Isn't there a daycare next door? I thought Chicago had really strict punishments for getting caught doing these types of things within a certain distance from a school? Maybe since it's summer the daycare is no longer open?

Main reason I haven't returned to that establishment.

New spa. (to me anyway) Tried out. Standard fair but fucking annoying mongers kept calling non stop and several didn't even show up according to my MT.

There were no back walking bars and didn't appear to have a table shower.

[QUOTE=Moss734;6484131]Isn't there a daycare next door? I thought Chicago had really strict punishments for getting caught doing these types of things within a certain distance from a school? Maybe since it's summer the daycare is no longer open?

Main reason I haven't returned to that establishment.[/QUOTE]Weird because according to some other info in this board several months ago, the place did reopen after a bust but it moved several blocks from it's original location. Can never be to safe in these situations. That's why I don't return to RL despite the tempting new staff.

After a break from mongering, I went to clm. It was slim pickings even by clm standards as my usual choices weren't available. So I rolled the dice on Leana. She's a soft spoken White / Hispanic lady in her late 20's to early 30's with lots of tats all over her body, nice fat booty and big ol titties that actually looked and felt real (they were droopy not that I was complaining).

She delivers a nice soft rub that felt like tickles with lot of teasing near the groin area. Very enjoyable but I share this info because some of you guys might prefer something stronger and more traditional when it comes to a massage. I liked it because most of the chicks, not just in clm but in all parlors, don't put effort when it comes to the massage and just rush to the he. I tried making small talk but it seems that wasn't her style. Again, no complains because I enjoyed the soft soothing relaxing atmosphere provided.

Now as for the extras, it seem like ha a decent menu but at a high price of 300 for l3 . I negotiated a CBJ for $200 and allowed some DATY with me climaxing in 69 position. It was a good experience and a nice change of pace from the moody and talkative Melissa. However the cost is a big detractor of making her a usual in my rotation.

Word of advice folks, the girls from clm read the reviews. This shouldn't come as a surprise. However unlike someone suggested that they get envious, I think it has more to do that they feel exposed when reviews with details are written about intimacy. My advice don't write the review the same day or the day after seeing the provider but wait for a half a week. Keep details vague and refraind from using derogatory language even if you mean no harm. If there is a "clique " issue going on, don't visit a newbie when your usual provider is available in the same day specially in the same location. Just two cents from a semi experienced monger.

Meant to post this here but posted it in the agency section accidentally.

With my CLM regulars out (one on vacation and one permanently) I decided it was a great time to TOFTT and try one of the new girls.

Went with Danielle.

First the bad:

Not her photo at all. Not even close. Like nothing in common whatsoever. Basically you're going in blind.

But that's the only bad! I really liked this one!

Unlike Nicole, who picked an absurdly hot girl to cover up the fact that she's a granny, Danielle is hot in real life. Maybe not as hot as whatever model she stole a picture of, but perhaps one of the best looking girls currently at CLM.

She's early to mid 20's. Short little thing, maybe like 5'1". I wouldn't say a spinner because she's too curvy to be a spinner. But petite-ish. Latina, with pretty good English. If you had ever seen Camilla, she resembles her, except a much better body.

Sweet and affectionate girl. She doesn't give much of a massage, more of a light bodyrub. She's relatively new to the business but she's intuitive and enthusiastic.

After a 15 m body rub where we chatted a bit, I flipped over and she immediately started stroking my cock, her face an inch away from it. Didn't see that coming, so I didn't say anything and let her do what she wanted. She started licking the head then sucking it, all on her own.

Decided to see what else she was about so I laid her on her back and she was open to a full GFE. Soft, sensual kisser. Really unexpected but fun time.

I tipped her $200. Pricing never came up, which I assume was her newbie ways forgetting how to discuss it in the flow of things, but that's the going rate for that kind of service, and she definitely has a ton of potential to become the new star at CLM.

Best first visit I've had since Mia.

[QUOTE=Ratso100;6484258]After a break from mongering, I went to clm. It was slim pickings even by clm standards as my usual choices weren't available. So I rolled the dice on Leana. [/QUOTE]I don't recall a Leana at CLM. Are you sure you're not referring to either Laura or Leila? Description sounds like Leila.

[QUOTE=Ratso100;6484246]Weird because according to some other info in this board several months ago, the place did reopen after a bust but it moved several blocks from it's original location. Can never be to safe in these situations. That's why I don't return to RL despite the tempting new staff.[/QUOTE]But. How are the girls tho.

Who's better? Any I tell on these ladies?

Went to visit Monica, while she wasn't exactly my cup of tea, she did provide good service. Was into the session, but as mentioned in another review, the fact that she kept saying 'I love you' so often sort of put me off. However, other than that her service is good. Facility looks nice and clean.

I think we need the step brothers to solve another name dilemma here, LOL.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EjqOCpM7d8[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6484368]I don't recall a Leana at CLM. Are you sure you're not referring to either Laura or Leila? Description sounds like Leila.[/QUOTE]

I can only imagine how much fun the bookers of this franchise have with the shills. Its like yea, we just have to tell them were importing Japanese girls and this spa will be just like the ones in NYC.

[QUOTE=Faboni;6484548]Went to visit Monica, while she wasn't exactly my cup of tea, she did provide good service. Was into the session, but as mentioned in another review, the fact that she kept saying 'I love you' so often sort of put me off. However, other than that her service is good. Facility looks nice and clean.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;6484708]I can only imagine how much fun the bookers of this franchise have with the shills. Its like yea, we just have to tell them were importing Japanese girls and this spa will be just like the ones in NYC.[/QUOTE]They think we can't figure it out. I wonder if these guys have ever been out of their neighborhood.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6484368]I don't recall a Leana at CLM. Are you sure you're not referring to either Laura or Leila? Description sounds like Leila.[/QUOTE]Yes! You're right the latter. I was half asleep when I wrote my review.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6484368]I don't recall a Leila at CLM. Are you sure you're not referring to either Laura or Leila? Description sounds like Leila.[/QUOTE]After a break from mongering, I went to clm. It was slim pickings even by clm standards as my usual choices weren't available. So I rolled the dice on Leila. She's a soft spoken White / Hispanic lady in her late 20's to early 30's with lots of tats all over her body, nice fat booty and big ol titties that actually looked and felt real (they were droopy not that I was complaining).

She delivers a nice soft rub that felt like tickles with lot of teasing near the groin area. Very enjoyable but I share this info because some of you guys might prefer something stronger and more traditional when it comes to a massage. I liked it because most of the chicks, not just in clm but in all parlors, don't put effort when it comes to the massage and just rush to the he. I tried making small talk but it seems that wasn't her style. Again, no complains because I enjoyed the soft soothing relaxing atmosphere provided.

Now as for the extras, it seem like ha a decent menu but at a high price of 300 for l3 . I negotiated a CBJ for $200 and allowed some DATY with me climaxing in 69 position. It was a good experience and a nice change of pace from the moody and talkative Melissa. However the cost is a big detractor of making her a usual in my rotation.

Word of advice folks, the girls from clm read the reviews. This shouldn't come as a surprise. However unlike someone suggested that they get envious, I think it has more to do that they feel exposed when reviews with details are written about intimacy. My advice don't write the review the same day or the day after seeing the provider but wait for a half a week. Keep details vague and refrain from using derogatory language even if you mean no harm. If there is a "clique " issue going on, don't visit a newbie when your usual provider is available in the same day specially in the same location. Just two cents from a semi experienced monger.

As always, thank you for the great information and stay safe. Where is Clm? Thinking of going there or Ozone. I know the location of Ozone but I can't seem to find the location of Clm.

Thank you.

[QUOTE=OldChicagoDog;6484893]As always, thank you for the great information and stay safe. Where is Clm? Thinking of going there or Ozone. I know the location of Ozone but I can't seem to find the location of Clm.

Thank you.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Ratso100;6484784]After a break from mongering, I went to clm. It was slim pickings even by clm standards as my usual choices weren't available. So I rolled the dice on Leila. She's a soft spoken White / Hispanic lady in her late 20's to early 30's with lots of tats all over her body, nice fat booty and big ol titties that actually looked and felt real (they were droopy not that I was complaining).
[/QUOTE]$300 is pretty high for Leila. She happily takes $200 for L3. The only girl I've ever seen who was firm on $300 is Athena. And that's because Athena doesn't really want to do it. I bit one time and it wasn't especially enjoyable.

You'll see I've posted a lot of reports so I'm not just driving by asking for a rec. I've found this type of service in a couple other cities but not in Chicago. A L1 expert who has a very specific routine and puts you at ease and slowly works up to the finish. I don't need massage and even ugly or granny is ok if the HJ is slow and sensual enough. Any tips welcome and I can recommend this type of experience from specific providers elsewhere.

[QUOTE=Ratso100;6484775]Yes! You're right the latter. I was half asleep when I wrote my review.[/QUOTE]You are probably right. However YMMV depending on the client. She did negotiated and became open to 69 . I don't like doing that tho because It leaves a mediocre performance.

Do you get your choice of girls when you get there? What is the place that only takes Chinese guys? I am not Chinese so I wanted to avoid that place. Woozer out.

Senior here. I mainly frequent agencies or AMPs in the city or north side, that said, I've tried RL and HKPD. Thinking about Orange or PD, that said, I'm a VIP 2 pop kind of guy, is this something they'll work with me on, what should I expect to pony up? Thanks.