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Columbus has got to be the only board that talks about shit. (non fetish that is) Take care of your business before you leave work or the house, never know when a cute little thing wants to tickle the baloon knot with her tounge.
[QUOTE=DesmondSpinoza;4242827]I poop at the casino.[/QUOTE]
Yep, confirmation, she is working. Stopped and said hello this evening. She wanted a ride, but closer inspection, wasnt interested. Bigger ass than I prefer (165# I'd guess), older than I prefer (mid 30's?) And looking pretty rough. Did have cute bleached hair though. Extreamly slow getting around, would have taken 10 min to get her loaded up. Didn't bother to ask for a number. Removed from the bucket list.
[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;4242722]So I picked up Amanda and got a BBBJ. She isn't worth writing a report about. However as I was dropping her off, across from the Wendy's in Sullivant I saw what appeared to be a young attractive blonde WSW with a walker. When I returned to the area five minutes later she was gone.
Where do you guys go when you need to go and it's late at night? Toilet facilities are lacking in the west side. The udf at Sully and Hague used to have a bathroom but after so many junkies ODed in there, they shut that down. Sometimes I have to drop a deuce in a side alley or behind a dumpster while I am out mongering late at night.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bowtie;4239789]I've seen the midget walking on Hague several times in the last few months. Usually walking With someone else. I have seen several Asians on the hilltop as well. One is a little older, I would guess 35 to 40 medium build with a very nice rack. I've seen her out several times in the last month or so. Looks like the one that advertises on EB (I believe). The other 1 is taller, I would guess 5'9 or so, skinny and may be a little younger 30 I suppose. I would give her a spin. Saw her out months ago, then again last week. I have a real hard time judging their age and country of origin so I could be off.[/QUOTE]Who's this asian with a nice rack that advertises on EB?
I just checked and didn't see any asian ads that didn't look fake.
Do you have a link?
I've never had an asian provider and I love big tits.
Thanks.
Mr Bowtie, sorry ya didn't get to cross one of of your bucket list.
My list is about complete. Started mongering in the late 80's early 90's.
Mother and daughter check.
Sisters, check.
Public sex check.
3 girls and me for the night check.
Migit "little person". Check
Blow job while on conference call for work check.
Blow job while talking to the wife, check.
Sex with a suborant at work check.
Sex with my sexy boss, check.
Blow job, girl naked while going through and paying for my food (drive through) check.
Hand Job at a T Jays while enjoying my coffee and food Check
Three different girls in 24 hour period check
Giving Golden shower to a girl. The second girl was holding my cock and directing the golden shower to her duo partner Check
Sex from a hotel maid. I knew her as a provider when I saw her in the lobby, she did me on the clock, check
School teacher. Full disclosure she was on suspension for substance abuse Check
Had a cop in college, I was young enough not to have to pay for play back then Check
Shaved a couple providers pussy with my straight razor. Check
Hit the 300 girl mark a while ago. This includes girlfriend and pay for play check
Porn Star Rebicca Wild not that good. Check
Bang a guys wife while he watched in the corner. Check
Blow Job under the table at a night club. Check
Hand Job on the plane under a blanket Check
Trip to the bunny ranch Vegas Check. First two girls a me.
My wife's sister after her husband died Check
Went to see a provider a couple years ago. Turner out to be my niece. DEFIENTALLY NO CHECK HERE!
Aferiamerican girl check
Spanish Girl Check
Intericial duo girls, Afroamerican and white girl check
Interrachial duo girls, white gal and Spanish girl
Never getting busted by my less favorit uncle, did get stopped and harassed a couple times check
Calling out an undercover female decoy in the bottoms check. Probably not my best decision.
Female nurse college days check
Female doctor will actually resident college days check.
Sex with a some day judge now retired college days, check
Columbian Walker Check
Still need the pay for play girl with a Walker to keep Bowties dreams alive.
Also need sex and blow job from Asian girl. ON THE LIST TO COMPLETE
Blue has several sex tapes locked deep in the gun safe. No digital copies to get hacked. Check
I need to add a few to the list but having troubles. The mongering game has been overall pretty good.
Only 2 or three times I paid and didnt get the pussy. CASH AND DASH
Sex Blow job with a girl 3 times younger than me. Multiple times over the years. Check. Full disclosure: This will be the last year I can have this one. 18 × 3= 54. Next year at 55 this would be illegal. Blue is not into action with under age girls.
Not really on the list but back to back multiple hour dates with Sailor and Cake. Sailor was just 18 and out of highschool.
[QUOTE=Bowtie;4243180]Yep, confirmation, she is working. Stopped and said hello this evening. She wanted a ride, but closer inspection, wasnt interested. Bigger ass than I prefer (165# I'd guess), older than I prefer (mid 30's?) And looking pretty rough. Did have cute bleached hair though. Extreamly slow getting around, would have taken 10 min to get her loaded up. Didn't bother to ask for a number. Removed from the bucket list.[/QUOTE]
Looked like this girl, but I'm so not interested in this look of an Asian, I want looking close.
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[QUOTE=Bazinga24;4243505]Who's this asian with a nice rack that advertises on EB?
I just checked and didn't see any asian ads that didn't look fake.
Do you have a link?
I've never had an asian provider and I love big tits.
Thanks.[/QUOTE]
Wow, I can't top that list, not even close!
Total quality around your number if guess. Started about the same time but took years off until the WYP and SA Sugar baby thing kicked off. Hit that hard (pun intended).
Sisters 👍(not at same time, that is still an active list item).
Mother / daughter👎Had the chance but not on my list.
Public👍.
BJ on the phone with work👍.
6 pops in 6 hours👍not sure how big that was but I was happy for it!
School teacher (on SA)👍.
Hand job under blanket back seat parents car on vacation 👍as a young horn dog pup.
Nothing related to piss or shit either direction 👎.
No public shitting (that was for you Humpty!128078;.
Kinda boring, sorry.
[QUOTE=MrBlue314;4243509]Mr Bowtie, sorry ya didn't get to cross one of of your bucket list.
My list is about complete. Started mongering in the late 80's early 90's.
Mother and daughter check.
Sisters, check.
Public sex check.
3 girls and me for the night check.
Migit "little person". Check
Blow job while on conference call for work check.
Blow job while talking to the wife, check.
Sex with a suborant at work check.
Sex with my sexy boss, check.
Blow job, girl naked while going through and paying for my food (drive through) check.
Hand Job at a T Jays while enjoying my coffee and food Check
Three different girls in 24 hour period check
Giving Golden shower to a girl. The second girl was holding my cock and directing the golden shower to her duo partner Check
Sex from a hotel maid. I knew her as a provider when I saw her in the lobby, she did me on the clock, check
School teacher. Full disclosure she was on suspension for substance abuse Check
Had a cop in college, I was young enough not to have to pay for play back then Check
Shaved a couple providers pussy with my straight razor. Check
Hit the 300 girl mark a while ago. This includes girlfriend and pay for play check
Porn Star Rebicca Wild not that good. Check
Bang a guys wife while he watched in the corner. Check
Blow Job under the table at a night club. Check
Hand Job on the plane under a blanket Check
Trip to the bunny ranch Vegas Check. First two girls a me.
My wife's sister after her husband died Check
Went to see a provider a couple years ago. Turner out to be my niece. DEFIENTALLY NO CHECK HERE!
Still need the pay for play girl with a Walker to keep Bowties dreams alive.
I need to add a few to the list but having troubles. The mongering game has been overall pretty good.
Only 2 or three times I paid and didnt get the pussy. CASH AND DASH
Not really on the list but back to back multiple hour dates with Sailor and Cake. Sailor was just 18 and out of highschool.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DesmondSpinoza;4242827]I poop at the casino.[/QUOTE]Short drive to truckstop at Wilson 70. Get yourself a lottery ticket while there too.
So I broke away for a bit last Sunday around 5:20 and took a stroll down to Sully to see what was out and about. Saw one or two WSW's up around Hague but felt I could find better. Don't normally hit the bottoms, but drove on down to see what I might find. Past the convenience store and near the bar I see a brunette in short shorts and tank top give me the look. I pull around the next block and I see her walking towards the alley. I pull up and meet her in the alley and she hops right on in and I drove off. What a fucking mistake! Jesus Christ this ***** stunk! I didn't get three blocks down before I kicked this ***** out of the car; she's all yelling at me saying I'm wasting her fucking time. It's like she shit herself and didn't know it. The whole car stunk, and it stayed even after she got out! I just about threw up on myself the car smelled so bad. I finally had to pull over and get out. If you saw the old white guy gagging and dry heaving on Sully that was me. Opened the passenger door and looked at the floor mat and there it was, shit all over the floor mat. I threw up there on the side of the road and left the floor mat on the sidewalk. Some sick ass hobo must've dumped his ass in that alley and that WSW had stepped right on in it and tracked it in my car.
(sarcasm).
No ya can thank HumptyDumpty for that! Several posts below. He drops "Easter Eggs" all over the city.
Ya may even find is underware he wiped with several weeks ago. Humpty Dumpty, I believe ya owe she thinks golf some febreeze and a new carmat.
No sarourcasium implied! Look several posts below.
[QUOTE=SheThinksGolf;4244095]So I broke away for a bit last Sunday around 5:20 and took a stroll down to Sully to see what was out and about. Saw one or two WSW's up around Hague but felt I could find better. Don't normally hit the bottoms, but drove on down to see what I might find. Past the convenience store and near the bar I see a brunette in short shorts and tank top give me the look. I pull around the next block and I see her walking towards the alley. I pull up and meet her in the alley and she hops right on in and I drove off. What a fucking mistake! Jesus Christ this ***** stunk! I didn't get three blocks down before I kicked this ***** out of the car; she's all yelling at me saying I'm wasting her fucking time. It's like she shit herself and didn't know it. The whole car stunk, and it stayed even after she got out! I just about threw up on myself the car smelled so bad. I finally had to pull over and get out. If you saw the old white guy gagging and dry heaving on Sully that was me. Opened the passenger door and looked at the floor mat and there it was, shit all over the floor mat. I threw up there on the side of the road and left the floor mat on the sidewalk. Some sick ass hobo must've dumped his ass in that alley and that WSW had stepped right on in it and tracked it in my car.
(sarcasm).[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MrBlue314;4244250]No ya can thank HumptyDumpty for that! Several posts below. He drops "Easter Eggs" all over the city.
Ya may even find is underware he wiped with several weeks ago. Humpty Dumpty, I believe ya owe she thinks golf some febreeze and a new carmat.
No sarourcasium implied! Look several posts below.[/QUOTE]Haha that's hilarious. Perfect timing to throw in HumptyDumpty's Easter eggs
I am literally crying as I'm driving down the road reading this! That is so damm funny, good job gentlemen!
[QUOTE=SheThinksGolf;4244095]So I broke away for a bit last Sunday around 5:20 and took a stroll down to Sully to see what was out and about. Saw one or two WSW's up around Hague but felt I could find better. Don't normally hit the bottoms, but drove on down to see what I might find. Past the convenience store and near the bar I see a brunette in short shorts and tank top give me the look. I pull around the next block and I see her walking towards the alley. I pull up and meet her in the alley and she hops right on in and I drove off. What a fucking mistake! Jesus Christ this ***** stunk! I didn't get three blocks down before I kicked this ***** out of the car; she's all yelling at me saying I'm wasting her fucking time. It's like she shit herself and didn't know it. The whole car stunk, and it stayed even after she got out! I just about threw up on myself the car smelled so bad. I finally had to pull over and get out. If you saw the old white guy gagging and dry heaving on Sully that was me. Opened the passenger door and looked at the floor mat and there it was, shit all over the floor mat. I threw up there on the side of the road and left the floor mat on the sidewalk. Some sick ass hobo must've dumped his ass in that alley and that WSW had stepped right on in it and tracked it in my car.
(sarcasm).[/QUOTE]
I saw an attractive lady wearing shredded up jeans exposing her legs. This was just west of Hague on sullivant. I also saw Kelly Marie P. Near Richardson and a few other good looking ladies.
I am sorry to hear this lady stepped in my turds and tracked them into your car. Perhaps we can take up a collection to replace your floor mat, and her shoes.
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[QUOTE=TravelerTwo;4243837]Short drive to truckstop at Wilson 70. Get yourself a lottery ticket while there too.[/QUOTE]Download the Pilot / Flying J app. There are freebies right away for signing up and a different free drink every day.
[QUOTE=HumptyDumpty;4245033]I saw an attractive lady wearing shredded up jeans exposing her legs. This was just west of Hague on sullivant. I also saw Kelly Marie P. Near Richardson and a few other good looking ladies.
I am sorry to hear this lady stepped in my turds and tracked them into your car. Perhaps we can take up a collection to replace your floor mat, and her shoes.[/QUOTE]I saw this lady too a few nights ago. Long black hair, right? Looked like she could either be light skinned or white. I wasn't sure. It was late and dark. Had the same exact jeans on and a white puffy coat. Did you end up seeing her? Unfortunately I passed her up too many times because I wasn't sure and then I think she just packed it in for the night.