The Prickyard

[QUOTE=EarlyCuyler;4633255]If your very first post is a glowing review, no one will give it any credence.

If your second post is a smartass retort, as opposed to an explanation of why you've never posted before but chose to review someone who is no longer even listed, you're dead here. I'm not saying any of this is fair, just that it is. Might want to get a new handle and start over.[/QUOTE]Some of us, who actually read the forum and pay attention to who are useful contributors and who are just plain dicks, don't knock a guy for responding in kind to someone who goes of half cocked on his post. Yes, it's still a first post. It still carries no weight until he's proven himself. But he's not dead to all of us. In fact, his antagonist carries less weight with me than he does based on my opinion of NG's posts. Everyone has an opinion, they're definitely not all the same.

[QUOTE=Jeast72;4633401]Some of us, who actually read the forum and pay attention to who are useful contributors and who are just plain dicks, don't knock a guy for responding in kind to someone who goes of half cocked on his post. Yes, it's still a first post. It still carries no weight until he's proven himself. But he's not dead to all of us. In fact, his antagonist carries less weight with me than he does based on my opinion of NG's posts. Everyone has an opinion, they're definitely not all the same.[/QUOTE]Just recently I wasted some money based on a fake review. I knew the review was fake before I went, but I decided to throw away my money, just to make a point. It probably won't be too difficult to figure out which of my recent reports was a response to the fake review.

I'm not complaining about wasting the money and time. The trouble with fake reviews is the average guy doesn't know what he's getting himself into. It could just be a bait and switch. It could just be someone exaggerating about the girl or AMP. It could also be from a pimp who is robbing customers. Sadly, most guys, if they get robbed, won't report it.

Or, the fake review could be completely accurate.

The point is, it's a review which can't be trusted and should be called out. You can call them out nicely, or you can kick the reviewer in the crotch.

There's nothing negative about EarlyCuyler's post. He just stated the facts. Everyone needs to earn their wings. It took dozens of reports before people figured out I try to write accurate reviews. I respect that.

The new guy's first post does raise a red flag. The new guy's second post screams that the red flag shouldn't be ignored. When you consider the advertisement from the first post was quickly taken down after the review was called out, it's hard to think new guy received undeserved abuse.

Maybe it really was a good review and the new guy was telling the truth with "your loss. " He's still going to carry around the suspicion until he gets enough reliable reviews under his belt to earn everyone's trust. If he's serious about becoming a trusted contributor, it might be easier to just start over with a new account.

Base a decision on the number of good and bad posts. That being said look at the information that was provided to everyone to make an informed decision.

First Post by a Noobie on 1/21/2020 22:00. Could also be a BF or a pimp. That to be decided later.

[QUOTE=Toisin;4627645]Had a dream of Alexis tonight. 100% would recommend and I'm definitely going to spend more time with her in the future.
[URL]http://indianapolis.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/4foot9-hottie-with-a-perfect-b/533615360960[/URL][/QUOTE]Response on 1/23/2020 11:55 by NG who may or may not have even contacted her to find out if she was real, he just shot out his opinion.

[QUOTE=NuruGurus;4629868]Obviously fake. Don't be stupid guys.[/QUOTE]First post by a senior member 1/23/2020 16:03 confirming she is real.

[QUOTE=SpinAndWin85;4630214]I saw Alexis last night. Nice hotel in the Beech Grove area. We chatted via text off and on, exchanged verification pics, and I took the leap of faith. She's real, gents. Give her a try![/QUOTE]Noobies response on 1/23/2020 21:45 in the prickyard tells me he understands the rules of the board so he's either a long time lurker or a senior member under a new handle. Most likely he's not a pimp or BF who would have made the rookie mistake of posting it in the original thread not the fight thread.

[QUOTE=Toisin;4630674]Your loss![/QUOTE]Another confirmation 1/25/2020 5:05 that she's most likely real.

[QUOTE=AaaGabriel812;4632636]So I had some fun these past two weeks doing some exploring and please note I didn't visit a single one of them but I believe them all to be real.
Finally the much talked about petite 95 lb Alexis. She and I texted several times back and forth over a couple of days. Seems like a nice girl. I tried the link previously posted but it doesn't work now, seems her ad is down. Couldn't find one when I googled her number either.[/QUOTE]Jjbee's post on 1/26/2020 2:50. We can somewhat agree to disagree.

[QUOTE=Jjbee62;4633961]The trouble with fake reviews is the average guy doesn't know what he's getting himself into. The point is, it's a review which can't be trusted and should be called out. There's nothing negative about EarlyCuyler's post. He just stated the facts. Everyone needs to earn their wings. The new guy's first post does raise a red flag. The new guy's second post screams that the red flag shouldn't be ignored. When you consider the advertisement from the first post was quickly taken down after the review was called out, it's hard to think new guy received undeserved abuse. Maybe it really was a good review and the new guy was telling the truth with "your loss. " He's still going to carry around the suspicion until he gets enough reliable reviews under his belt to earn everyone's trust. If he's serious about becoming a trusted contributor, it might be easier to just start over with a new account.[/QUOTE]The point is wait and see if someone you trust posts a review on the chic after the first suspicious review. She was confirmed by 2 people one who actually saw her and one who communicated with her but didn't see her. Here's my question Why didn't NuruGurus or EarlyCuyler just try and contact her or see her before calling out Toisin? Maybe they didn't like her looks or have the time, I don't know. But a smart hobbyist would do some research and then post a comment based on what they discovered not on what can be easily assumed by the first post about a new chic by an assumed Noobie.

This is the best response on the board at 1/23/2020 13:26 that really defines my point which is do your research, research, research and give it time to see if the chic is real.

[QUOTE=WhatsUp73;4630005]The review its self didn't look necessarily fake, but the person who posted it that has his first post so you always have to take those with a grain of salt. Might be legit but use caution.[/QUOTE]Or you can TOFTT and report back just like many of us have done in the past.

[QUOTE=PowerTool;4635335]Base a decision on the number of good and bad posts. That being said look at the information that was provided to everyone to make an informed decision.

First Post by a Noobie on 1/21/2020 22:00. Could also be a BF or a pimp. That to be decided later.

Response on 1/23/2020 11:55 by NG who may or may not have even contacted her to find out if she was real, he just shot out his opinion.

First post by a senior member 1/23/2020 16:03 confirming she is real.

Noobies response on 1/23/2020 21:45 in the prickyard tells me he understands the rules of the board so he's either a long time lurker or a senior member under a new handle. Most likely he's not a pimp or BF who would have made the rookie mistake of posting it in the original thread not the fight thread.

Another confirmation 1/25/2020 5:05 that she's most likely real.

Jjbee's post on 1/26/2020 2:50. We can somewhat agree to disagree.

The point is wait and see if someone you trust posts a review on the chic after the first suspicious review. She was confirmed by 2 people one who actually saw her and one who communicated with her but didn't see her. Here's my question Why didn't NuruGurus or EarlyCuyler just try and contact her or see her before calling out Toisin? Maybe they didn't like her looks or have the time, I don't know. But a smart hobbyist would do some research and then post a comment based on what they discovered not on what can be easily assumed by the first post about a new chic by an assumed Noobie.

This is the best response on the board at 1/23/2020 13:26 that really defines my point which is do your research, research, research and give it time to see if the chic is real.

Or you can TOFTT and report back just like many of us have done in the past.[/QUOTE]Good post PT. Thanks. As always, the key word is RESEARCH. It's a bit harder when a new player hits the street, but there are still steps one can take while proceeding with caution. Be safe!

[QUOTE=PowerTool;4635335]Here's my question Why didn't NuruGurus or EarlyCuyler just try and contact her or see her before calling out Toisin? Maybe they didn't like her looks or have the time, I don't know. But a smart hobbyist would do some research and then post a comment based on what they discovered not on what can be easily assumed by the first post about a new chic by an assumed Noobie.[/QUOTE]Because the ad was gone from the first time I tried to click the link.

I didn't call out anyone based on a first review. I called out someone when they basically said "fuck you" to the unwritten rule that noob reviews are suspect.

[QUOTE=EarlyCuyler;4639150]Because the ad was gone from the first time I tried to click the link.

I didn't call out anyone based on a first review. I called out someone when they basically said "fuck you" to the unwritten rule that noob reviews are suspect.[/QUOTE]Many links disappear shortly after a new chick posts. That's why good research is so important. I just clicked on the original link of Toisin's post and it came up blank. So then I tried searching STG with beechgrove (the reported location), and came up with nothing. Then I searched with Alexis (the reported name of the provider) and the below link brings up what I found. My point is sometimes a monger has to take the extra steps to find the information. It's normally out there.

[URL]https://indianapolis.skipthegames.com/?keywords=alexis[/URL]

[QUOTE=PowerTool;4647352]Many links disappear shortly after a new chick posts. That's why good research is so important. I just clicked on the original link of Toisin's post and it came up blank. So then I tried searching STG with beechgrove (the reported location), and came up with nothing. Then I searched with Alexis (the reported name of the provider) and the below link brings up what I found. My point is sometimes a monger has to take the extra steps to find the information. It's normally out there.

[URL]https://indianapolis.skipthegames.com/?keywords=alexis[/URL][/QUOTE]I'll say this for the third and final time, since you seem to have skipped over the most important point of my post. . . Again. I did not call anyone out for a first review, like not even a little. I did not in any way insinuate that he was full of shit, like not even a little. I called him out for one thing and one thing only, and it was rely clear if you read the original post (and the follow ups). I gave him some advice (admittedly, passive aggressive advice) about board norms. It's really that simple.

I'm rely good at research BTW. So I appreciate the advice that it's important to research, but that's probably unnecessary in my case.

[QUOTE=EarlyCuyler;4647579]I'll say this for the third and final time, since you seem to have skipped over the most important point of my post. . . Again. I did not call anyone out for a first review, like not even a little. I did not in any way insinuate that he was full of shit, like not even a little. I called him out for one thing and one thing only, and it was rely clear if you read the original post (and the follow ups). I gave him some advice (admittedly, passive aggressive advice) about board norms. It's really that simple.

I'm rely good at research BTW. So I appreciate the advice that it's important to research, but that's probably unnecessary in my case.[/QUOTE]However not everything is about you. If you go back and look at the timeline I didn't quote you for a reason. I just mentioned you in regards to research. The reason I did is to give some guidance for others, not just you, regarding research. Too be fair, based on the timeline, Toisin could have made the same post on 1/23/2020 21:45 but, he could have quoted SpinAndWin85's post on 1/23/2020 16:03 because by then he had confirmed she was real. That probably would have helped to add some credence to Toisin's first and second post.

Now if your post had said the following:

[QUOTE=EarlyCuyler;4633255]If your very first post is a glowing review, no one will give it any credence.
If your second post is a smartass retort, as opposed to an explanation of why you've never posted before, you're dead here. I'm not saying any of this is fair, just that it is.[/QUOTE]That would have said the same thing, but in your original post you referenced the fact that she was no longer listed. Actually the original link was dead but, as I said, with research she was still listed. Plus because of his (Faux pas, at least in your mind) you suggested he get a new handle. I originally assumed based on those two comments, you were somewhat calling him out. Sorry if I was wrong but, that's how I interpreted it. Either way, my point of the post was, take a noobies post with a grain of salt, do your own research and see what you find, check the board to see what is reported, and last but not least TOFTT if necessary. I'm not trying to win the argument, I GOT your point, seems like you missed mine.

How do I remove?

[QUOTE=JohnBuddy;4657963]How do I remove?[/QUOTE]Can Administrator take this down?

[QUOTE=RunForGold;4659262]Can Administrator take this down?[/QUOTE]Highly doubt they would as it would have been put there by the admin to begin with. It is the most annoying one though.

[QUOTE=BigDickTom;4687379][URL]https://indianapolis.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/briiana-college-dropout-profes/362042019212[/URL]

I contacted her last week and set up a meeting. (She does charge a small deposit), I tried to talk her out of it but she would not budge. At last I gave inand paid it and man ohh man. IT IS TOTALLY WORTH IT. I paid for an 1 hour of therapy and I lost count of how many times she made me cum with her mouth or even her kitty or backdoor. She said she does Kiegels and she can contract her vagina in ways I have never felt before. She vanished for a while but she said she would be back this week.[/QUOTE]If this post doesn't smell of shit I'm not sure what does. Dead give-aways:

1 hour of "therapy".

Can't count how many times he cums from mouth / kitty / backdoor (well that's at least 3).

Paid a deposit.

Very first post.
and the sense of urgency "she vanished but said she'd be back" like run guys this might be your last shot for this unicorn of a woman :D

The profile pics of the girl are cute had me interested till I read the BS review. Then was like nope nope. And her mention of selling videos in her ad.

[QUOTE=XxxMail77;4687643]If this post doesn't smell of shit I'm not sure what does. Dead give-aways:

1 hour of "therapy".

Can't count how many times he cums from mouth / kitty / backdoor (well that's at least 3).

Paid a deposit.

Very first post.
and the sense of urgency "she vanished but said she'd be back" like run guys this might be your last shot for this unicorn of a woman :D

The profile pics of the girl are cute had me interested till I read the BS review. Then was like nope nope. And her mention of selling videos in her ad.[/QUOTE]Too much about the ad and review are questionable. Too many similarities to other fake or scam ads.

I was browsing on tryst. Link today and saw Kristen Taylor's profile.

I had to laugh out loud at one of her profile pics.

I don't really know anything about her, she may be a fine woman, but this is an odd choice for a profile!

Just in case you think I'm a prick for making light of it, I've already posted this in the prick yard!

Starting the conversation here too, I think you'd have to be somewhat suicidal to go to a parlor at this point as these chicks are fresh off the boat, take high volume of customers + low air circulation in those musty rooms, escorts also seem out of the question as they are either in hotels with tons of people from god knows where coming in and out. Strip clubs will also have visitors from timbukto, so shouldn't we all lay off the hobby? It will probably do us some good in the long term, these SW might be told not to work depending on their situation or have to pay for daycare, putting them in a situation of needing more cash. So long as we don't provide it, when corona starts to clear up (if it ever does) rates will be very low, which is good for us? What does everyone think. I'd especially like to hear the opinion of are veterans and seasoned members who have seen the hobby go through strange times, so they can draw parallels for guidance.

The MP chicks are not fresh off a boat. There is a travel ban from China.

If you do not want to visit a MP, escort or strip club, then don't.

Strip clubs may be closed soon, like theaters, schools, sporting events, etc. The Government will save us!

[QUOTE=MoveForward;4704700]Starting the conversation here too, I think you'd have to be somewhat suicidal to go to a parlor at this point as these chicks are fresh off the boat, take high volume of customers + low air circulation in those musty rooms, escorts also seem out of the question as they are either in hotels with tons of people from god knows where coming in and out. Strip clubs will also have visitors from timbukto, so shouldn't we all lay off the hobby? It will probably do us some good in the long term, these SW might be told not to work depending on their situation or have to pay for daycare, putting them in a situation of needing more cash. So long as we don't provide it, when corona starts to clear up (if it ever does) rates will be very low, which is good for us? What does everyone think. I'd especially like to hear the opinion of are veterans and seasoned members who have seen the hobby go through strange times, so they can draw parallels for guidance.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WinterWarlock;4704779]The MP chicks are not fresh off a boat. There is a travel ban from China.

If you do not want to visit a MP, escort or strip club, then don't.

Strip clubs may be closed soon, like theaters, schools, sporting events, etc. The Government will save us![/QUOTE]I agree with the Warlock. These girls at the AMPs are NOT fresh off the boat! Don't believe what you read about the sex trafficking etc etc. These girls (for the most part) have been in the states long enough, and with the travel bans, I do not think it is any more worrisome than going to the grocery store. These AMP girls are making good livings and are a lot smarter than most mongers think!

These girls (for the most part) have been in the states long enough, and with the travel bans, I do not think it is any more worrisome than going to the grocery store.

No more worrisome than a grocery store? Seriously? Do the check-out women at Indy grocery stores allow full roaming and exchange of bodily fluids via daty, BJ and sucking boobs? Have the check out girls been mauled by 4-5 of us mutts a day?

Maybe I shop at the wrong places.

[QUOTE=Trench1969;4704990]I agree with the Warlock. These girls at the AMPs are NOT fresh off the boat! Don't believe what you read about the sex trafficking etc etc. These girls (for the most part) have been in the states long enough, and with the travel bans, I do not think it is any more worrisome than going to the grocery store. These AMP girls are making good livings and are a lot smarter than most mongers think![/QUOTE]The new barter is toilet paper!

[QUOTE=TreatEmNice;4705005]These girls (for the most part) have been in the states long enough, and with the travel bans, I do not think it is any more worrisome than going to the grocery store.

No more worrisome than a grocery store? Seriously? Do the check-out women at Indy grocery stores allow full roaming and exchange of bodily fluids via daty, BJ and sucking boobs? Have the check out girls been mauled by 4-5 of us mutts a day?

Maybe I shop at the wrong places.[/QUOTE]You may have misunderstood my point. These girls (the AMP girls) are, for the most part, not fresh off of the boats. They have no more of a chance of carrying the virus than anyone at the store you get close too.

I never said anything about the possibilities of other communicably contagious "whatever's". Don't fool yourself this hobby is dangerous. It does not matter if she is a SW, AMP girl or the highest paid GPS escort out there, they **ck for money. And you and I **ck and give them the money. No moral high road should exist in this hobby. We are all alike in our desires. They do it because they desire the money. You and I do it because we desire the trade of the money for the goods.

Be safe and if you don't choose to take the chances that come with this hobby don't do it.

A stripper at Babes told me last night that all the Indianapolis strip clubs are being shut down Wednesday by the city government. Has anyone else heard this from a stripper or other strip club employee or in the local media? The girl who told me this said she is going to stay with some relatives in another city. If this happens it will be very tough on the strippers. Many of them make a lot more money stripping than any other job they could get or by collecting unemployment. They have done things like sign apartment leases or taken out car loans based on their current incomes continuing uninterrupted.

If this does happen it wouldn't surprise me. Strip clubs seem like an obvious source of transmission for something like an infectious disease. They are sometimes crowded and there is lots of close physical contact going on. There are a lot of out of town visitors at them. Smokers have weakened immune systems and there is a higher percentage of smokers among strippers and their customers than in the general population so they are more likely to catch something and pass it on. On the plus side is that the strippers and many of the customers are young. I would say if you are over sixty years old or a heavy smoker or both you might want to stay home. This hobby always has a certain level of risk and if they decide to keep the clubs open everyone will have to decide on their own if this new additional risk is worth it in exchange for any rewards.

[QUOTE=RoyCat;4706692]A stripper at Babes told me last night that all the Indianapolis strip clubs are being shut down Wednesday by the city government. Has anyone else heard this from a stripper or other strip club employee or in the local media? The girl who told me this said she is going to stay with some relatives in another city. If this happens it will be very tough on the strippers. Many of them make a lot more money stripping than any other job they could get or by collecting unemployment. They have done things like sign apartment leases or taken out car loans based on their current incomes continuing uninterrupted.

If this does happen it wouldn't surprise me. Strip clubs seem like an obvious source of transmission for something like an infectious disease. They are sometimes crowded and there is lots of close physical contact going on. There are a lot of out of town visitors at them. Smokers have weakened immune systems and there is a higher percentage of smokers among strippers and their customers than in the general population so they are more likely to catch something and pass it on. On the plus side is that the strippers and many of the customers are young. I would say if you are over sixty years old or a heavy smoker or both you might want to stay home. This hobby always has a certain level of risk and if they decide to keep the clubs open everyone will have to decide on their own if this new additional risk is worth it in exchange for any rewards.[/QUOTE]My guess is they will be closing down bars and restaurants like other states. Illinois and Ohio announced theirs today.

[QUOTE=RoyCat;4706692]A stripper at Babes told me last night that all the Indianapolis strip clubs are being shut down Wednesday by the city government. Has anyone else heard this from a stripper or other strip club employee or in the local media? The girl who told me this said she is going to stay with some relatives in another city. If this happens it will be very tough on the strippers. Many of them make a lot more money stripping than any other job they could get or by collecting unemployment. They have done things like sign apartment leases or taken out car loans based on their current incomes continuing uninterrupted.
[/QUOTE]That would suck big for the girls but doesn't come as a big surprise. Any clubs open on Sunday that could be called to confirm?

[QUOTE=BobUp;4706821]That would suck big for the girls but doesn't come as a big surprise. Any clubs open on Sunday that could be called to confirm?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RoyCat;4706692]A stripper at Babes told me last night that all the Indianapolis strip clubs are being shut down Wednesday by the city government. Has anyone else heard this from a stripper or other strip club employee or in the local media? The girl who told me this said she is going to stay with some relatives in another city. If this happens it will be very tough on the strippers. Many of them make a lot more money stripping than any other job they could get or by collecting unemployment. They have done things like sign apartment leases or taken out car loans based on their current incomes continuing uninterrupted.

[/QUOTE]I called both Brad's and Babes as of now they have no plans to close. We'll see what the next few days bring.

According to the governor this morning looks like the clubs will have to close.

[QUOTE=BobUp;4706966]I called both Brad's and Babes as of now they have no plans to close. We'll see what the next few days bring.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RoyCat;4706692]A stripper at Babes told me last night that all the Indianapolis strip clubs are being shut down Wednesday by the city government. Has anyone else heard this from a stripper or other strip club employee or in the local media? The girl who told me this said she is going to stay with some relatives in another city. If this happens it will be very tough on the strippers. Many of them make a lot more money stripping than any other job they could get or by collecting unemployment. They have done things like sign apartment leases or taken out car loans based on their current incomes continuing uninterrupted.
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[QUOTE=BobUp;4707725]According to the governor this morning looks like the clubs will have to close.[/QUOTE]Today at 2:30 according to Rio.

[QUOTE=MrPopular;4707767]Today at 2:30 according to Rio.[/QUOTE]Looks like there may be an influx of available ladies soon with all of the club girls and restaurant waitresses needing money. 😉.

[QUOTE=Redmann6999;4707942]Looks like there may be an influx of available ladies soon with all of the club girls and restaurant waitresses needing money. 😉.[/QUOTE]I've been talking with a dancer and we've hatched a plot to set up a private club in a residence. I'm sure it's highly illegal but I will post more details when they are available, or at least let you know when we firm things up so you can pm Me if you're interested. I think she already has some other dancers on board.

I don't know about most of you, but I am getting horny as hell and this goddamn corona virus is a giant cock blocker! I'm a married hobbyist. Of course the wife doesn't know. And now she's around all of the time!

Where are you going? What are you doing? Where are you? Where were you? What's that smell?

Me in my Homer Simpson voice inside my head, "Mmmmm the best pussy I've had all week!" (D'oh! Did I say that?

Venting. And yes, I am a married prick.

Add what you will.

[QUOTE=Kevrob911;4714929]I don't know about most of you, but I am getting horny as hell and this goddamn corona virus is a giant cock blocker! I'm a married hobbyist. Of course the wife doesn't know. And now she's around all of the time!

Where are you going? What are you doing? Where are you? Where were you? What's that smell?

Me in my Homer Simpson voice inside my head, "Mmmmm the best pussy I've had all week!" (D'oh! Did I say that?

Venting. And yes, I am a married prick.

Add what you will.[/QUOTE]Damn ole buddy, you made me laugh out loud and I got some strange looks from my grandson!

This too shall pass.

[QUOTE=TooNuttz8877;4724597]Please PM any info you have on girls. That are similar to JoJo.

Sounds like. She either has a bf or just th doesn't truly want to retire from. The hobby.

Because I can tell you. I have 3 that guaranteed look better body wise than her. LOL.[/QUOTE]And she would fully admit it to your face if you ever saw her. However you couldn't see her under your old handle FloridaHunter and I doubt she will see you under this new handle even though you tried. So go ahead and beat up on a good provider because she turned you down. That's your modus operandi and why few of the good providers will see you. BTW Ophilia Oasis says hi, damn she's as good as ever!

Can an admin delete the new topics that should have just been posts under and existing topic. It's not the end of the world, but jeez. It's like have you ever used a forum?

[QUOTE=Redmann6999;4707942]Looks like there may be an influx of available ladies soon with all of the club girls and restaurant waitresses needing money. 😉.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately the government may have prevented this. The federal government is going to provide $600 a week for four months to the unemployed in addition to any state benefits they get. Added together this will be about as much as many strippers and waitresses normally make. There will be a lot of girls taking a long vacation. Normally the unemployed are required to look for work but according to USA Today this has been waived. Until this requirement is reinstated many girls will stay off. If the clubs open back up before the waiver is repealed, there will be a shortage of strippers so customers may end up worse off.

[QUOTE=AaaGabriel812;4728608]And she would fully admit it to your face if you ever saw her. However you couldn't see her under your old handle FloridaHunter and I doubt she will see you under this new handle even though you tried. So go ahead and beat up on a good provider because she turned you down. That's your modus operandi and why few of the good providers will see you. BTW Ophilia Oasis says hi, damn she's as good as ever![/QUOTE]This is hilarious. But dang you reminded me of Miss O. I still look at her house everytime I drive by and remember the fun that was had there! I would love to reconnect with her!

[QUOTE=RoyCat;4732200]Unfortunately the government may have prevented this. The federal government is going to provide $600 a week for four months to the unemployed in addition to any state benefits they get. Added together this will be about as much as many strippers and waitresses normally make. There will be a lot of girls taking a long vacation. Normally the unemployed are required to look for work but according to USA Today this has been waived. Until this requirement is reinstated many girls will stay off. If the clubs open back up before the waiver is repealed, there will be a shortage of strippers so customers may end up worse off.[/QUOTE]Well leave strippers out of the mix as they pay to work there as privet contractors not employees, but bartenders and waitresses could be in short supply.

[QUOTE=RoyCat;4732200]Unfortunately the government may have prevented this. The federal government is going to provide $600 a week for four months to the unemployed in addition to any state benefits they get. Added together this will be about as much as many strippers and waitresses normally make. There will be a lot of girls taking a long vacation. Normally the unemployed are required to look for work but according to USA Today this has been waived. Until this requirement is reinstated many girls will stay off. If the clubs open back up before the waiver is repealed, there will be a shortage of strippers so customers may end up worse off.[/QUOTE]I wonder how much verification they will need before blowing their full federal wad of 600 bucks. I'm going to guess that nary a single stripper reports much of anything, if at all.

[QUOTE=EarlyCuyler;4732655]I wonder how much verification they will need before blowing their full federal wad of 600 bucks. I'm going to guess that nary a single stripper reports much of anything, if at all.[/QUOTE]They report more than you think. Uncle Sam watches how much is going out too. If rent is $12 k per year and they only claim $10 k in income it throws red flags to the IRS. The less income you claim vs outgoing expenses such as mortgage payments the more likely the IRS is to audit you.

As I scroll through the ad's periodically on various sites, there are a few of the ladies self descriptions that just get on my fucking nerves. So, I thought, what better place to vent. So here goes.

1. Location. North, South, East, West: You're a geographical genius! All four quadrants of the globe covered.

2. Self Described "creamy pussy" - Shouldn't you be seeing a doctor for that?

3. Flipping off the camera. Why do so many insist on doing this? I know "haters going to hate" or "fuck you" or "blah blah blah". You win!

4. Grade A and Tightest. Who decides these things?

5. Private Location. Well damn! I was hoping to fuck you in Fountain Square.

6. Wettest mouth. I don't even know what to say about this one. Salivary gland issues maybe?

[QUOTE=JustYourAvgJoe;4738204]As I scroll through the ad's periodically on various sites, there are a few of the ladies self descriptions that just get on my fucking nerves. So, I thought, what better place to vent. So here goes.

1. Location. North, South, East, West: You're a geographical genius! All four quadrants of the globe covered.

2. Self Described "creamy pussy" - Shouldn't you be seeing a doctor for that?

3. Flipping off the camera. Why do so many insist on doing this? I know "haters going to hate" or "fuck you" or "blah blah blah". You win!

4. Grade A and Tightest. Who decides these things?

5. Private Location. Well damn! I was hoping to fuck you in Fountain Square.

6. Wettest mouth. I don't even know what to say about this one. Salivary gland issues maybe?[/QUOTE]7.) Contact only when ready to schedule but no pricing info or other relavant info not provided.

[QUOTE=JustYourAvgJoe;4738204]As I scroll through the ad's periodically on various sites, there are a few of the ladies self descriptions that just get on my fucking nerves. So, I thought, what better place to vent. So here goes.

1. Location. North, South, East, West: You're a geographical genius! All four quadrants of the globe covered.

2. Self Described "creamy pussy" - Shouldn't you be seeing a doctor for that?

3. Flipping off the camera. Why do so many insist on doing this? I know "haters going to hate" or "fuck you" or "blah blah blah". You win!

4. Grade A and Tightest. Who decides these things?

5. Private Location. Well damn! I was hoping to fuck you in Fountain Square.

6. Wettest mouth. I don't even know what to say about this one. Salivary gland issues maybe?[/QUOTE]8. No time wasters you will be blocked. These b*s waste more of our time than anyone these days.

9. Send picture for verification. (Chick all you need to worry about is what I pull out of my wallet).

10. Must send deposit thru cashapp. (f**k that if I want to throw money away I'll wipe my fat ass with it and flush it down the toilet) LOL.

Buddy you broight up a very good topic. Props to you sir. I thought about all this before but never thought to put it in black and white. Have Fun Play Safe. Willy.