Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TheFarEast5;5294798]I'm an out of towner across the border in Wisconsin. Been reading this board and decided to make the hour drive to Eagan to try Oasis out. The experience was different to say the least. Arrived before prior to sunset. Close to Eagan outlet shopping center. I had a lady named Amy. Recommended if you go. A while into the rub down is when things got interesting. Suddenly, I begin to hear someone shouting in another massage room. Two ladies trying to calm the guy down. Wasn't really working too well. I don't know what was being said or what the dude was yelling but it did not sound pleasant. Still had nice massage from Amy.[/QUOTE]Just a massage is all you got right? Dude you are so much better off in WI for this hobby. Should of stopped in Hudson and not go any further.

It's a lot of work to find a diamond in the rough here in the twin cities. I've been at this for 30 years it's hard to keep a regular here with the winters we have and now a world wide Pandemic. But we will keep searching, because that's what we do.

I have my sight set on a sweet little 23 year old brunette that is just starting out. Wish me luck guys!

[QUOTE=ChrisNoit2;5295308]If you find anyone. Anyone. In the west suburbs you make sure you let me know as well. I've been asking for literally 4 months. Near impossible. I swear, I search TER all day and read the VIP reviews, yet I can't believe there are no providers in the south west metro. None. None in Eden prairie, Minnetonka, Chanhassen, Chaska, etc. I've only seen providers on TER as close as Burnsville. I must be missing something.[/QUOTE]Rebecca in Chaska will finish you off. She's not svelte and tends to wear layers of spandex and even a sweater. She's pricey at $120 (and someone said she asked for $150) plus $30 for the HE with limited groping. She gives a good finish but for that money you might as well do a FBSM with a hottie. She advertises on Craigslist every few weeks.

[QUOTE=Midwest1010;5295488]Just a massage is all you got right? Dude you are so much better off in WI for this hobby. Should of stopped in Hudson and not go any further.

It's a lot of work to find a diamond in the rough here in the twin cities. I've been at this for 30 years it's hard to keep a regular here with the winters we have and now a world wide Pandemic. But we will keep searching, because that's what we do.

I have my sight set on a sweet little 23 year old brunette that is just starting out. Wish me luck guys![/QUOTE]I go back and forth between Minny and Wisconsin regularly. Have been doing so for years. Have my spots. Minny is as dry as it gets. I just usually for the old legit massage is all. Knowing that's what most guys across the border have to deal with anyway. Difference is night and day with my state Wisconsin offering 1000 x better options. With that stated at least the incident I wrote about was more action than I have seen or heard in a Minny massage parlor in years! That's not an exaggeration either dudes. I think that says a lot!

[QUOTE=TheFarEast5;5295762]I go back and forth between Minny and Wisconsin regularly. Have been doing so for years. Have my spots. Minny is as dry as it gets. I just usually for the old legit massage is all. Knowing that's what most guys across the border have to deal with anyway. Difference is night and day with my state Wisconsin offering 1000 x better options. With that stated at least the incident I wrote about was more action than I have seen or heard in a Minny massage parlor in years! That's not an exaggeration either dudes. I think that says a lot![/QUOTE]Congrats TFE5!

Gives us all here in the TC area hope.

[QUOTE=Midwest1010;5296361]Congrats TFE5!

Gives us all here in the TC area hope.[/QUOTE]Look dude, these are dark times we're living in. It sure as hell doesn't help when you Minny men have to deal with perhaps the worst AmPz in the entire USA During these dark and lonely times.

Now does it? I would imagine? Your loss not mine dude. I was relaxing at Oasis almost close to getting jacked off by Amy when out of the blue I hear another dude in another room start to go off on some sort of tirade. The ladies trying hard to calm him down but not much use for the most part. It was actually kind of refreshing. Raw and to the core of the human spirit! I must say, the dude showed more emotion than I see on a daily basis in this robotic and lifeless society we live in as a whole. I said to myself, "damn! Finally some action up in here! It's about damn time!

I've been having fun with providers for awhile now, but as regulars are harder to come by, I thought that I can start checking out the massage service. Anyone has any intel on these two gals on craigslist: Sabrina and the pretty redhead. Links provided: Thanks in advance and have fun.

Sabrina:

[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-relax-rejuvenate-with/7304910308.html[/URL]

Red Head:

[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/saint-paul-50-new-client-massage/7301229209.html[/URL]

Sabrina:

[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-relax-rejuvenate-with/7304910308.html[/URL]

No personal experience but a buddy tried to connect multiple times and she flaked, with the last time while he was in the parking lot so expect potentially sporadic communication. Many are like that so it might be worth it to keep trying but I'm done with CL roulette.

Red Head:

[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/saint-paul-50-new-client-massage/7301229209.html[/URL]

She's been around for over ten years. Very YMMV. Saw her once 7-8 years ago and attractive for sure, no draping but no extras and zero connection. Others have reported getting more with experiences all over the board. One wrote (I think in this thread many pages back) that she had weird looking boobs but no idea if that's true. They were true naturals back in the day. If anyone else has seen her recently, would defer to their experience.

Thanks Wise! I've been having the same experience with Sabrina. Been flaked out on twice, or communication would just be lost. Even scheduled on her scheduling website, but no response. Just the other day, she messaged me throughout the day. She mentioned that she does massages and she does do dates too. That's the last I've heard from her, even though I setup an appointment.

I'm thinking about scheduling with the Red Head. I'll report back if I link up with her.

Thanks again for sharing!

[QUOTE=WiseTraveler;5298929]Sabrina:

[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-relax-rejuvenate-with/7304910308.html[/URL]

No personal experience but a buddy tried to connect multiple times and she flaked, with the last time while he was in the parking lot so expect potentially sporadic communication. Many are like that so it might be worth it to keep trying but I'm done with CL roulette.

Red Head:

[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/saint-paul-50-new-client-massage/7301229209.html[/URL]

She's been around for over ten years. Very YMMV. Saw her once 7-8 years ago and attractive for sure, no draping but no extras and zero connection. Others have reported getting more with experiences all over the board. One wrote (I think in this thread many pages back) that she had weird looking boobs but no idea if that's true. They were true naturals back in the day. If anyone else has seen her recently, would defer to their experience.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CaptainHonest;5298937]Thanks Wise! I've been having the same experience with Sabrina. Been flaked out on twice, or communication would just be lost. Even scheduled on her scheduling website, but no response. Just the other day, she messaged me throughout the day. She mentioned that she does massages and she does do dates too. That's the last I've heard from her, even though I setup an appointment.

I'm thinking about scheduling with the Red Head. I'll report back if I link up with her.

Thanks again for sharing![/QUOTE]I tried texting Sabrina a few times. At best, I would get one slow reply and then radio silence. If Sabrina justs wants online attention, she could sign up for free on Seeking instead of paying for ads on CL? For me, she is not that attractive anyway.

[QUOTE=Midwest1010;5295488]Just a massage is all you got right? Dude you are so much better off in WI for this hobby. Should of stopped in Hudson and not go any further.

It's a lot of work to find a diamond in the rough here in the twin cities. I've been at this for 30 years it's hard to keep a regular here with the winters we have and now a world wide Pandemic. But we will keep searching, because that's what we do.

I have my sight set on a sweet little 23 year old brunette that is just starting out. Wish me luck guys![/QUOTE]Don't be selfish, share the 23 year old with us. Where can I find her? I'll break her in for you.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5301541]Don't be selfish, share the 23 year old with us. Where can I find her? I'll break her in for you.[/QUOTE]I take it she's an Asian brunette who dyed her hair? I've been seeing that a lot lately. I don't like it but it's her hair.

How are AMPs still in business especially Hudson massage parlors where any guy can go get a handjob or blowjob? Sometimes I feel our luck is going to run out and those places are going to get shut down. With this site and rub maps providing intimate details what's preventing le to visit a few of these places and shut them down? I've been in this game a few years, but like any other illegal activity, does it eventually catch up to you?

Well for those that search for asians there is the typical posts where they promise everything but deliver a clinical experience. Well I was in a pinch and texted one of the numbers in the south metro Sat ng I wanted a GFE bare experience with a young girl not on birth control to breed her for a half hour. I get the reply ok BB and the address follows! Ha I know better that I'm lucky if she is under 30 and of course all covered. I arrive and get the room number to head up. She's ready for me and opens the door but to my surprise it's two asian women one hot and one older. The hot one is already asking for 100 more for both. I refuse and say just her. Well I undress and she gets me hard with a HJ and slips on the condom for a CBJ while the other encourages me to cum. We then move to go mish on the hot one while the other pulls out her tits and plays with my balls while I'm screwing the other. After 20 min the hot chick is tired and wants to finish me with a HJ. We do that but then the older one has me suck on her tits and all of a sudden she starts fingering my asshole while I'm getting jacked off. In the end I have a monster orgasm and cum on the hot chicks face and she immediately goes to the bathroom to clean up. I'm given tissues to clean up also and get dressed. I'm then pressed to leave a tip which I ignore. Not bad for a different experience.

[QUOTE=Ezra007;5303351]Well for those that search for asians there is the typical posts where they promise everything but deliver a clinical experience. Well I was in a pinch and texted one of the numbers in the south metro Sat ng I wanted a GFE bare experience with a young girl not on birth control to breed her for a half hour. I get the reply ok BB and the address follows! Ha I know better that I'm lucky if she is under 30 and of course all covered. I arrive and get the room number to head up. She's ready for me and opens the door but to my surprise it's two asian women one hot and one older. The hot one is already asking for 100 more for both. I refuse and say just her. Well I undress and she gets me hard with a HJ and slips on the condom for a CBJ while the other encourages me to cum. We then move to go mish on the hot one while the other pulls out her tits and plays with my balls while I'm screwing the other. After 20 min the hot chick is tired and wants to finish me with a HJ. We do that but then the older one has me suck on her tits and all of a sudden she starts fingering my asshole while I'm getting jacked off. In the end I have a monster orgasm and cum on the hot chicks face and she immediately goes to the bathroom to clean up. I'm given tissues to clean up also and get dressed. I'm then pressed to leave a tip which I ignore. Not bad for a different experience.[/QUOTE]You're beginning to sound like me LOL. What's the providers details, I want to repeat what you did. Let me know if you want to join me and split the costs.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5302745]How are AMPs still in business especially Hudson massage parlors where any guy can go get a handjob or blowjob? Sometimes I feel our luck is going to run out and those places are going to get shut down. With this site and rub maps providing intimate details what's preventing le to visit a few of these places and shut them down? I've been in this game a few years, but like any other illegal activity, does it eventually catch up to you?[/QUOTE]Bro, are you kidding here? Mn is like a desert! Dry as it gets. Yes WI has much better menus to be had for sure. Anyone can write anything on these sites, doesn't mean it's true or that it even happened at this spa or that spa. Same goes for Rub maps. The only way to find out is to go yourself and see. But lately.

I have been with some ATFs and discovered a few on them have bfs. In fact, I've encountered this a lot with Chinese ladies. I find it quite odd. Right after I get HJ or a BJ or Daty they even inform me of this LOL! I'm not sure I'd be okay with my gf or wife massaging a bunch of old and naked men, most of whom are usually fat and have bad hygiene. But many Chinese men seem to be okay with it. As long as she is bringing home the $$! Quite interesting to say the least. Maybe that's norm in Chinese culture.