Massage Parlor Reports

I sure hope I don't get run out of town (this coming mid- week) but I don't tip unless it's earned.

I make it clear: tips go to the offending hand.

Their choice, take it or leave it.

[QUOTE=JLandHard4U;3804226]But no luck for me. And as I said, the place looks like a dump inside.[/QUOTE]I think over the last couple of years I've heard of one person getting any kind of play here. My vote is to just avoid it at all costs.

This southern redneck is in your city. As I felt fortunate to find parking ($35 day) I'm trying my luck on foot.

300 block of 4th street, wasted $50.

1300 block of Carson, wasted $60.

1900 block of Carson, $50 to the house and $40 to the lady.

I walked to all those places but got smart and asked for advice to return by bus ($3).

Tomorrow I believe I'll stick to porn.

Where on Carson St? Lucky Dragon was / is home of Nikki (or whatever her current name is), renowned for particular backside attention.

[QUOTE=Wiregrass;3807729]This southern redneck is in your city. As I felt fortunate to find parking ($35 day) I'm trying my luck on foot.

300 block of 4th street, wasted $50.

1300 block of Carson, wasted $60.

1900 block of Carson, $50 to the house and $40 to the lady.

I walked to all those places but got smart and asked for advice to return by bus ($3).

Tomorrow I believe I'll stick to porn.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dext3361;3808707]Where on Carson St? Lucky Dragon was / is home of Nikki (or whatever her current name is), renowned for particular backside attention.[/QUOTE]

Call me a smartass but ... go to the blocks (INDICATED) and look for the sign that says MASSAGE.

Now how can I get in touch with Nikki?

Now how can I get in touch with Nikki?

Disregard, I found the Dragon using google (2300 block of Carson). It's a bit far so I'll likely pass.

[QUOTE=Wiregrass;3809555]Now how can I get in touch with Nikki?

Disregard, I found the Dragon using google (2300 block of Carson). It's a bit far so I'll likely pass.[/QUOTE]If the Dragon is too far for you, I'm afraid you're not going to have a very exciting time visiting our city. Most of the favorites are at least twice as far away and only get better as you go.

[QUOTE=Keeting;3810078]If the Dragon is too far for you, I'm afraid you're not going to have a very exciting time visiting our city. Most of the favorites are at least twice as far away and only get better as you go.[/QUOTE]Parking & dealing with valets make it easier to leave it parked and walk.

Now I can walk BUT I still have to alibi my time to the bride (if she checks in).

Today I tried again (400 Block of 4th St), and had the same failure. Upon my departure they were sad faced when I told them No Happy, No Tip.

Pittsburg is a nice place to visit. But I'm now gone. Thank you to those gents that helped me.

So nothing new?

I hit a few places in March. First was that place down the road. Can't remember the name, but you open the door and it goes up stairs to another door. Older, boring, hooker. Was very mechanical, and not sure why it's advertised on rubs, cause there was no rub.

Next I hit carson st. Hit two on the south side, and both were legit. I was really hoping for more, and then it was like cold shower ending. Disappointing.

Then, the next night, I got 4 hands from two awful hags at the dragon place on the Carson north side. Terrible, terrible terrible. Rub was bad, they were disrespectful, and we were doing 90 minutes, so they knew I wasn't cheap. They jerked me, but damn. I really wanted to leave after only a few minutes. They were foul.

Planning on coming back in a few weeks, and hoping to find something a bit nicer. Would even really like something that could visit me in my downtown hotel. If anyone knows anything, message me.

[QUOTE=MickeyMic;3819934]I hit a few places in March. First was that place down the road. Can't remember the name, but you open the door and it goes up stairs to another door. Older, boring, hooker. Was very mechanical, and not sure why it's advertised on rubs, cause there was no rub.[/QUOTE]I think that you just described 75% of the massage parlors I've ever been to.

I was out making a delivery on Pine Hollow Road this afternoon, and decided to check this place out over my lunch break.

Woman working the desk was Jeanie, nice, but older than I prefer. Massage was too rough for my tastes, more like I was going a couple rounds in a boxing ring instead of getting a nice soothing massage. Ending was acceptable, but involved too many "no YOU do it"s to make me happy even though there was no haggling over the tip.

The fact that it shares a roof with a pediatrician was also a little creepy.

50 for the massage, 40 tip.

Anyone ever check out the other place on Pine Hollow?

[QUOTE=Keeting;3821883]I think that you just described 75% of the massage parlors I've ever been to.[/QUOTE]Couldn't think of the name at the time. It was Sky.

Where do I even begin. Unexpected is the word.

This is store was #11 of my conquest to visit every AMP in Pittsburgh. Did my classic routine of RM, USASG, and visited this store pretty confident I would get a HE. I called, girl said only 1 girl was available today. Wasn't reviewed at all, but I decided to go for it. Went in, was greeted. A 6 in the AMP world and was not very talkative at first. Went in, stripped, and then waited for her to come back in. Pretty mediocre massage, she climbs onto your back and uses her knees which is weird but not unpleasant at all.

So before I get into the details, I am a good looking mid 20's asian guy. I am not trying to show off, I am just trying to explain that YMMV. Was asked where I work, I said in downtown. She got really excited and showed me this Pandora bracelet that she wanted and asked if I could possibly stop by the Pandora in downtown to buy her it and she would pay me back. I told her I'll let her know if I do end up stopping by. She got happy, complimented me, bit my neck playfully, and continued the massage.

Flipped pretty early on, and started touching pretty heavily. Lots of ball play and such. She then says to me "60 okay?" and I said "Can you use your mouth?" she initially disagreed and said "okay I use condom okay?" I then asked if no condom is alright with her.

She said okay no condom. BBBJ for 60 $? What a steal right? She then takes off her pants and tells me to get up and lays on the table. I'm sitting there like "The hell is happening right now".

She then says "fuck me", and well, I did. BBFS. For 60 $. Pretty tight, she couldn't handle going fast so I had to do it nice and slow. Fast forward a bit. So after finishing up I walked over to the desk and asked her for her number (so if I ever did pass by Pandora I could give it a look for her.) Get the number and she then says "Okay 30 $". I told her nono 60 $ is fine but she insisted on 30 $. I wasn't going to argue with her over this, more money in my pocket right? I left and was pretty awed by the whole experience. Never have I ever gotten BBFS from an AMP and I sure as hell did not expect it to be from a store I only expected a HJ at best. For a grand total of 4 jacksons, I got BBFS.

[QUOTE=Huhuni;3835927]Where do I even begin. Unexpected is the word.[/QUOTE]You going to share this happy accident, or are you saving it all for yourself?