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[QUOTE=A John]Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton[/QUOTE]

Not often I am wanting turbulance in flight...

If your bellybutton is an integral component of a tattoo.................you might be a redneck.

now isn't this just the cat's MEOW!!!

If you're never in northern Virginia looked this little Asian up to her you want to stewardess uniform. Well worth the flight!

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[QUOTE=Bad Bird]Not often I am wanting turbulance in flight...[/QUOTE]

Cleaning video...........


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A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.

[QUOTE=A John]A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.[/QUOTE]Yeah, she sells snow shovels!

Hey,

We have all done some crazy things with the lizards & Ho's from time to time but this?

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Telling Husband you're going out for the night with the 'Girls'... $0.00

Red Leather Jacket for night out with the 'Girls'... $200.00
Car wash and Wax... $20.00

Getting a Radar photo speeding ticket while out with the 'Girls'. $150.00

Having Husband open Mailed Radar Photo citation, and seeing you with another man's winkie in your hands........ PRICELESS!!!!!

Does anyone know what brand of razor this is?

So, I'm driving to work this morning - and this dick in a pickup truck pulls right in front of me...

[QUOTE=Kudlow]Does anyone know what brand of razor this is?[/QUOTE]Does the handle come with it?

It appears they finally know the cause of the emergency landing on the river. It was not the 2 engines malfunction by birds flying into them like the FAA would like to spoon feed you. It was in fact, the veteran pilot taking his eyes off the flight path to check the airline attendent trying out her new method of going over the instructions in case of an emergency landing. Why do you think there were no casualties in this crash. Everyone paid attention, hell even the pilot.

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Misfit

[QUOTE=Misfit]... Everyone paid attention, hell even the pilot.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=67841[/url][/QUOTE]AFAIK that airline hasn't had a female flight attendant that young and nubile in about a decade.

[QUOTE=Vargr]AFAIK that airline hasn't had a female flight attendant that young and nubile in about a decade.[/QUOTE]Airlines in their effort to cut back on cost have discovered a big savings in uniforms and laundry.

People are willing to fly without meals and delays in the air receive no complaints :)

No this isn't the one you've seen a hundred times (Breast Appreciation Day) with tits you'll only see in your dreams. This one is far better...

It's Ass Appreciation Day!

My personal first appreciation would be photo No. 4 then No. 8 and last but definitely not least No. 1



Better than titties any day!!!