Massage Parlor Reports

Did the students provide a happy ending? Do they teach the happy ending in massage school?

[QUOTE=Tee Time]Made a couple of recent visits to the massage school on Irving Park Rd. Had 2 great experiences with a couple of students. Last week I had the owner, Kim. While the finish was as expected, the whole experience was nowhere near as good. When I got there I asked for a shower. I do this for their benefit more than mine. Her answer was "didn't you shower this morning".

I think she did not want to waste time as once in the room I was out the door 35 minutes later. Will probably go back but will ask for someone else next time. The other thing that pissed me off was she changed the price from .6 to .8. Not sure if the .6 is only for students.[/QUOTE]

I have been to Rose Spa at 955 N. Ashland, $65, great massage but no extras offered or even intimated. As a newbie I am not comfortable initiating the request. However, I did not get the feeling it was an option. Heaven's Spa is down the street, anyone had any luck there? Thanks.

MJ

[QUOTE=MWM]Did the students provide a happy ending? Do they teach the happy ending in massage school?[/QUOTE]I believe that course is HR101 and, yes, I am available if any students need to practice their technique (females only please!)

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]This place's ads smack of Elle Spa. If the spas aren't related, they are at the very least employing the same tactics. I'm guessing a lot of guys are going to try them for extras and leave with blue balls. Been there, done that at Elle. I'll pass on this place.[/QUOTE]

I thought Elle (and the related family of places) was hit and miss, mostly misses but some good hits. I find a couple cute ones there hopeful, Ruby in particular.

[QUOTE=Mj138]I have been to Rose Spa at 955 N. Ashland, $65, great massage but no extras offered or even intimated. As a newbie I am not comfortable initiating the request. However, I did not get the feeling it was an option. Heaven's Spa is down the street, anyone had any luck there? Thanks.

MJ[/QUOTE]

Maybe things have changed, but when Rose first opened, a HJ was always to be had. I also managed to dine at the Y at least once.


[quote=Musei]I thought Elle (and the related family of places) was hit and miss, mostly misses but some good hits. I find a couple cute ones there hopeful, Ruby in particular.[/quote]

It's possible that some guys may have had some luck at Elle. I tried a few times and failed, and I know I'm not the only one. What really turned me off was the babe that insisted that I fill out the medical questionaire. I could have made up a name, address, etc., but it seemed a little too much work for a place that had produced so little fruit in the first place.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]Maybe things have changed, but when Rose first opened, a HJ was always to be had. I also managed to dine at the Y at least once.[/QUOTE]I have been there twice and nothing. Great massage but nothing. I give up on this location.

Although I have never been to a massage parlor, I still like to read the MP reports here on the chicago forum and other illinois forums just because it interests me.

I have a few questions. I know that sometimes you guys ask whether or not the MP offers any extras, does this mean like a HJ, BJ, fs?

I have heard people say that, "the flip/turn was good, but no extras"? Is this person saying that all they got was a massage? Or are they saying that they got a HJ, but there was no possibility of anything else extra? Also I know that a massage usually costs btwn. 6 and. 8, how much for these extras on average?

I personally don't think I would get as much excitement and thrill from a masseuse, plus I don't want to spend the money. I would rather see a SW or some reg escorts that I kno for cheap.

I used to post here a couple of years ago, but fell out of the habit. I just had a recent experience I had to share with everyone.

My parlor of choice lately has been CTM. I'd been there a couple of times in the last month and had a good experience. Very relaxing.

But then there was my last trip . . .

I'd seen other people mention that there is an older and younger therapist at CTM. The first two times I went my masseuse was a 40-something woman with a smoking body. Older than I prefer, but still a really attractive woman. The funny part is, I thought SHE was the OLD one. I couldn't wait to go back and get the younger masseuse sometime. Boy was I ever mistaken. The last time I went I had a masseuse who has to pushing 60. I mean, the massage was fine, and the lady is attractive for her age, but for crying out loud she has grandma hair!!!

The worst part of all is that I took her up on the offer to leave me fully "relaxed," which I enjoyed but still felt REALLY weird about (kind of like Oedipus to you literary types)

I can't go back there. Must find a new place.

Does anyone here know of what happened to all the hot young Eastern European girls from Lakeview Holistic. I have a bad feeling they were all here on expired tourist visas and they've all been deported. Too bad!!!!!!

[QUOTE=Mj138]I have been to Rose Spa at 955 N. Ashland, $65, great massage but no extras offered or even intimated. As a newbie I am not comfortable initiating the request. However, I did not get the feeling it was an option. Heaven's Spa is down the street, anyone had any luck there? Thanks.

MJ[/QUOTE]Been to Heavan's Spa once. Had a good massage, on the flip she left everthing uncovered. I had all the right indications that would lead to a relaxing ending and then. Nothing. "Massage over! " I asked for additional massage, and she gave me that look and said, "massage done! " Maybe they are a little careful right now, but oh well!

[QUOTE=IcedOut]Although I have never been to a massage parlor, I still like to read the MP reports here on the chicago forum and other illinois forums just because it interests me.

I have a few questions. I know that sometimes you guys ask whether or not the MP offers any extras, does this mean like a HJ, BJ, fs?

I have heard people say that, "the flip/turn was good, but no extras"? Is this person saying that all they got was a massage? Or are they saying that they got a HJ, but there was no possibility of anything else extra? Also I know that a massage usually costs btwn. 6 and. 8, how much for these extras on average?

I personally don't think I would get as much excitement and thrill from a masseuse, plus I don't want to spend the money. I would rather see a SW or some reg escorts that I kno for cheap.[/QUOTE]


Depending on who's reporting, they may or may not refer to a HJ as being an extra. BJ, DATY, FS, etc. are always referred to as extras. Since there is a loose monger's code, you sometimes have to read between the lines. Sometimes, a HJ may be included in the regular price. Take the places in Belvidere for example. But usually, a HJ should get between $20 and $40 extra. For BJ and/or DATY, I'll usually tip $60 to $80. Full service will usually cost you between $100 and $120 extra. Of course, that's only my opinion, and there are exceptions to the general rule.

Personally, I like going to a good massage place to have a little fun. I enjoy a good massage, and if the girl is decent and has good skills, that's all the better. No doubt, though, that a massage place is almost always going to cost you more than a SW. I used to enjoy the SW scene, but in the past few years, the heat's been getting hotter and hotter, so the massage places, at least for right now, have a little less risk involved. And even though I may have felt like I was ripped off on several occasions at MP's, I can't say I've ever had a knife pulled on me.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy] And even though I may have felt like I was ripped off on several occasions at MP's, I can't say I've ever had a knife pulled on me.[/QUOTE]Good point.

Wanted to see the asian Alyssia. Made the call and set an appointment. Ended up with Posh. I don't think the pictures on CL was of her. Never the less she IS a very prety Thai girl. Beautiful implants, nice long thin body, with a face similar to Natt Chapana. So for all those Natt fans. I would generally classify the apartment girls into three catagories. 1:Those who are so not into it who just lay there with their eyes closed. 2: those who seem to be real people and almost give you a real girl next door feel and will be going home and having a "normal" life. 3: Those pros who are or who could be bad porn stars, who like talk dirty through the whole act, fake moan ect ect. Posh would fall into the last catagory, but she is probably the best at this I've ever had. She could have convinced the camera that my "big cock" was really getting her off and that she was enjoying F@@@ing me. The give a way is when the act is over she is business as usual, no starry eyed sweatty out of breath. She was very entertaining though.

khorb koon Posh

[QUOTE=Luke Appling]Does anyone here know of what happened to all the hot young Eastern European girls from Lakeview Holistic. I have a bad feeling they were all here on expired tourist visas and they've all been deported. Too bad!!!!!![/QUOTE]

After Jessica sold the business, it took awhile for the new owner to understand how things were working. Once she did, she tried to stop the illicit activity, but when the number of customers/day fell below 1, she realized she was giving up a gold mine and tunred a blind eye to the activity. You still had to be properly vetted, but without Jessica there to do it, the new customers were never getting any action and the new business dried up. No woman wanted to have laser hair removal in the room next to some guy getting a blowjob from a hot European ****. So, I suggested she use the location on Lincoln Avenue solely for us guys and keep her little colonic place on Belmont.

Fast forward two years, without new blood, the Lincoln Avenue place wasn't paying for itself so she let it go (or so I heard). I know that Cindy was doing incall in Schaumburg somewhere and advertising on Eros, but I wasn't going to drive out there and pay that money for her (though I did love tapping that ass). I finally just erased her phone number from my cell phone since I was never calling her. The other one was the Polish girl with large natural tits that was always studying. I assumed she finally got her degree and moved on.

This place gave me the best massage I've ever recieved. A German guy answers the phone, but it's an asian therapist. I think her name was Ruby. I was uncovered most of the time, but at the end she said "no service".

Let me know if you've had more luck. I'd love it if this girl gave service.

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/ths/502223117.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Sintwin]Went to relax after reading about it today. 55 for an hour and was assigned Sandy. Very cute nice body (7 to an 8) Good massage, hit all the right spots. Unfortunately no extras offered on flip. Bit disappointed. Might have to call ahead next time.[/QUOTE]Went last night to Relax, no appointment, got Sandy. Same experience as you describe. Good massage, but no extras. Calling ahead seems to be the best bet.