Stupid shit in St Louis

[QUOTE=SkeeWurt;6118179]You didn't tell us what was on the table at all. I find it really amazing that people leave these.

Generic reviews of providers. Why do you think there is a group of folks checking this website to begin with?

To hear about lovely women potentially building their nest eggs? Jezzus.[/QUOTE]The short answer in my experience is not much. Topless and MT is part of the basic admission and roaming down under was included. Nude massage with DATY is available for an outrageous extra fee. I think it was like another $300. BJ not an option and no FS at all. I believe the closest to more on the table is if she still doubles with Kellee. I did not partake in that but apparently per previous reviews, Kellee will do BJ.

[QUOTE=BobJakkson;6118323]The short answer in my experience is not much. Topless and MT is part of the basic admission and roaming down under was included. Nude massage with DATY is available for an outrageous extra fee. I think it was like another $300. BJ not an option and no FS at all. I believe the closest to more on the table is if she still doubles with Kellee. I did not partake in that but apparently per previous reviews, Kellee will do BJ.[/QUOTE]Thanks. Wow, what a ripoff! Yes she looks hot hot hot but not not not close to 1k hot for reasonable services!

[QUOTE=SkeeWurt;6118179]You didn't tell us what was on the table at all. I find it really amazing that people leave these.

Generic reviews of providers. Why do you think there is a group of folks checking this website to begin with?

To hear about lovely women potentially building their nest eggs? Jezzus.[/QUOTE]She's advertising sensual massages, and I said she was good at the part that mattered but nothing else seemed to be on the table. I'm sorry that you aren't smart enough or experienced enough to figure out what that means. Jesus.

[QUOTE=EliasJay;6118882]She's advertising sensual massages, and I said she was good at the part that mattered but nothing else seemed to be on the table. I'm sorry that you aren't smart enough or experienced enough to figure out what that means. Jesus.[/QUOTE]Oh I see, "good at the part that mattered" like everyone knows what that means. I don't think YOU are smart enough to know that this is not the Good Housekeeping website. Going forward.

No one should ever give any details, yeah that'll work. I guess you have smelling salts and a fainting couch on standby in case you get the vapors?

[QUOTE=SkeeWurt;6119759]Oh I see, "good at the part that mattered" like everyone knows what that means. I don't think YOU are smart enough to know that this is not the Good Housekeeping website. Going forward.

No one should ever give any details, yeah that'll work. I guess you have smelling salts and a fainting couch on standby in case you get the vapors?[/QUOTE]I think most people with a little bit of common since could figure it out, but I really don't care if everyone knows what I meant. The world is hard for people that are stupid. This is a forum, not a charity. If I wanted to hold the hands of reerees that can't cross the street, I would be in a different line of work.

Good luck to you and have a blessed day.

[QUOTE=EliasJay;6119897]I think most people with a little bit of common since could figure it out, but I really don't care if everyone knows what I meant. The world is hard for people that are stupid. This is a forum, not a charity. If I wanted to hold the hands of reerees that can't cross the street, I would be in a different line of work.

Good luck to you and have a blessed day.[/QUOTE]This man over here posting on a review forum that giving details of a service in a review forum is charity, used the term "ree-ree" then told the alleged ree-ree to have a blessed day. What are we doing here, guys?

Give some detail. You don't go on Yelp and post "Taco place. Got job done." I don't think we're asking for every little detail Jack London style, but try to give a little something.

Also. YMMV.

[QUOTE=EliasJay;6118882]She's advertising sensual massages, and I said she was good at the part that mattered but nothing else seemed to be on the table. [/QUOTE]I think EliasJay said it very well. She was good at sensual massage and nothing else was on the table. Enough said.

Really don't know why some find the review inadequate. No need to make it sound like a Penthouse Letter, or ramble on incessantly like our old friend Recap.

[QUOTE=EliasJay;6119897]I think most people with a little bit of common since could figure it out, but I really don't care if everyone knows what I meant. The world is hard for people that are stupid. This is a forum, not a charity. If I wanted to hold the hands of reerees that can't cross the street, I would be in a different line of work.

Good luck to you and have a blessed day.[/QUOTE]Yeah thanks for talking about yourself, I agree that the world IS hard for stupid people.

[QUOTE=Ritewing;6120072]I think EliasJay said it very well. She was good at sensual massage and nothing else was on the table. Enough said.

Really don't know why some find the review inadequate. No need to make it sound like a Penthouse Letter, or ramble on incessantly like our old friend Recap.[/QUOTE]Exactly. If hearing about other guys getting a jerk job is your fetish, that's cool I don't judge, but there are plenty of other places on the internet to indulge in that.

[QUOTE=EliasJay;6120239]Exactly. If hearing about other guys getting a jerk job is your fetish, that's cool I don't judge, but there are plenty of other places on the internet to indulge in that.[/QUOTE]That caused Me to spit some Bulleit out from humor. But nevertheless I agree sometimes you have to be able to read between the lines and some things shouldn't have to be spelled out, especially for a senior member.

[QUOTE=BoilerWelder;6120844]That caused Me to spit some Bulleit out from humor. But nevertheless I agree sometimes you have to be able to read between the lines and some things shouldn't have to be spelled out, especially for a senior member.[/QUOTE]I get the humor there and you're right. Can't imagine anyone is here to jerk off. We're just trying to get good information. Case and point, we still have positive posts on how you can get a great massage at Zen, when the OGs here know it's a strictly legit place and you have no chance at getting an HE. Just be real. All I'm saying. Just say what what you got. Simple.

Also YMMV.

[QUOTE=Parboil;6124379]An interesting story about Sara / Nicole. She fell in with a dude named Pilot Pete and they fell in love so she retired. He took care of her with a nice house, set of wheels, etc. But he disappeared with his plane in Sinaloa, supposedly on a charity mission. That's what I hear from a buddy of his. Shame all around really.[/QUOTE]I don't remember seeing that in an episode of Narcos Mexico.

[QUOTE=Jfouquet;6125377]I don't remember seeing that in an episode of Narcos Mexico.[/QUOTE]I believe it's from the show called Queen of the South.

[QUOTE=Irfanmal2020;6127853]Spent 5 hours on the sbw stroll searching. Couldn't find a single girl. .... Any suggestions please. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I don't know, Officer.

[QUOTE=Gears;6130873]I don't know, Officer.[/QUOTE]LMAO! My thoughts exactly! Just a heads up. Undercover forces with blacked out family type vehicles are in area. Cruising up and down the stroll and side streets. Maybe due to mongers or real crime matters but the other day one came up behind me and lit up Christmas lights on the interior. I wasn't speeding, I'm like WTH? Luckily passed me as I properly pulled to the side so he could pass. Saw the same vehicle this past Saturday. Just be aware of the vehicles around you. Just sayin.