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[QUOTE=Sipowicz;6851735[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/tennessee/memphis/167560250[/URL]

Anybody ever seen her? She used to advertise as "Ladi Alex" and danced at a club, dropped off the face of the earth for a while and popped back up in the last few months. Love her build and always wanted to see her. Quoted $$ for hr down at 3rd and Brooks.

Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]If you knew her at the club and she remembers you, you're probably good to go. You already know if she's real.

Report back. Would love to hear.

Coming into town next week. Anybody be as kind as to either share or PM me a decent outcall please?

Thanks guys.

[QUOTE=InsureRisk;6846957]Half hour with her last week pictures are accurate. Easy meet up at hotel with text room # 23 yo, 5' 110 lbs. Natural b's and shaved kitty. Not GFE, no kissing and everything covered. Started with quick BJ to mish, quick cowgirl with her texting while on top and then doggie for finish. Halfway thru rushed me out and said I could come back in a few minutes. Dressed and left meeting guy coming down the hall. Sure enough 15 minutes later got text ok to come back up. Went back and tired to start again but just not happening. Left and said bye. All in all cute girl but not sure if I will repeat due to odd arrangement. Damage is $$$hhr and $$ hr.[/QUOTE]She is cute, and easy to look at. That's the end of the pros. She's pretty much a dead fish, like you said, even texts (hope not taking pics) during. Total rush job. For $$$ she should be a lot more fun.

Has anyone seen this one? She's been posting on STG the past couple of weeks.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/memphis/female-escorts/caucasian_w/why-have-ordinary-or-none-when/074661253852[/URL]

TIA.

[QUOTE=Jeff2551;6854525]Has anyone seen this one? She's been posting on STG the past couple of weeks.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/memphis/female-escorts/caucasian_w/why-have-ordinary-or-none-when/074661253852[/URL]

TIA.[/QUOTE]That's bella, been around for a few years now. I've almost seen her but her location sucks.

I saw her last year. When she pull off her clothes you'll see that body is shot. Big saggy stomach couldn't get junior to rise after seeing that thang took one for the team beware.

Are there any AMP that offers BBBJ.

[QUOTE=Lee1969;6854847]I saw her last year. When she pull off her clothes you'll see that body is shot. Big saggy stomach couldn't get junior to rise after seeing that thang took one for the team beware.[/QUOTE]It would be nice to know who you are talking about.

[QUOTE=Jeff2551;6855301]It would be nice to know who you are talking about.[/QUOTE]In fairness, in my experience, it could be pretty much every provider in this city. The selection is terrible and the risk of "with her clothes off she looks like a mother of 12" is pretty much 99%.

And the ones who might be fit, you have to chase them around with your money like they're the latest iPhone, hoping you can get their attention.

I was talking about Bella she wants 250 for outcall. Memphis selection is pretty bad. Hell I miss the old escort services you call they sent a escort over. Now its text text text no answer wait get a answer set up a incall go to the hotel get ghosted.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/deedeemarie[/URL]

Saw her not too long ago and OH MY GOD! I set up a HHR session with her and considered doing an hr just in case I could go another shot. But when she finished me off in the HHR, she completely took everything out of me. Her head is unbelievable and will do what you like! She makes it sloppy and will have you weak. I had to slow her down a couple of times because she almost finished me off too quick a time or two, and that doesn't happen with me very often. She laughed, slowed down, and went right back at it. She enjoyed torturing me until I finally decided to cover up and let her ride. She kept me on the edge while she was riding, which was amazing. Then when I switched to doggy, I knew it would be over soon. I highly recommend.

[QUOTE=MiddleMan18;6855867][URL]https://tryst.link/escort/deedeemarie[/URL]

Saw her not too long ago and OH MY GOD! I set up a HHR session with her and considered doing an hr just in case I could go another shot. But when she finished me off in the HHR, she completely took everything out of me. Her head is unbelievable and will do what you like! She makes it sloppy and will have you weak. I had to slow her down a couple of times because she almost finished me off too quick a time or two, and that doesn't happen with me very often. She laughed, slowed down, and went right back at it. She enjoyed torturing me until I finally decided to cover up and let her ride. She kept me on the edge while she was riding, which was amazing. Then when I switched to doggy, I knew it would be over soon. I highly recommend.[/QUOTE]That ad says $$5 a hhr. Not worth it too ME looking at pics. But glad you got your wish list.

[QUOTE=Jeff2551;6854525]Has anyone seen this one? She's been posting on STG the past couple of weeks.

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/memphis/female-escorts/caucasian_w/why-have-ordinary-or-none-when/074661253852[/URL]

TIA.[/QUOTE]I saw her several times but it's been a long time. Like Slayer said, location can be sketchy. I took her to an hourly 2 out of the 3 times I saw her. Nothing exceptional about the sessions, she's tall, around 5'9 I'm guessing.

Another escort posting old pics is the one called Priceless. The pics she is posting are before she had a baby. She shows up at my door about 40 pounds heavier than her pics with a gut. This was last year.

With a name like Robin, definitely want to see if anyone can vouch.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/the-wright-robin[/URL]

[QUOTE=Mtsaviator;6856987]With a name like Robin, definitely want to see if anyone can vouch.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/the-wright-robin[/URL][/QUOTE]I've seen her once. She was great, just haven't done a return visit, providers like her are one of the reasons that I prefer mature women. Most of them actually enjoy the work.

Robin reminds me a lot of a escort that quit the game called Hayleigh. What's up with escorts having gun tattoos is that some pimp branding bullshit.

I'm in town for a few days and I usually dread coming to Memphis. The same flabby overweight skanks every time. Had another well reviewed girl over here Monday night. Yeah, no. Just suck my dick honey, no I don't want to have intercourse with you. That sort of thing. Anyway I was looking at Nina for some time. I've read the reviews on here and they were pretty bad. I talked to her a bit by text and she seemed OK. Answered texts promptly in full sentences, sent pics etc. Her ad pics are old but she hasnt changed much other than hair color. Anyway I got her over last night. OK, Nina is 4'11" . She's basically a dwarf. No weird shaped body parts or any of that but petit doesn't even begin to describe her. She dropped her clots and I'm like, damn. Sweetest little bubble butt you've ever seen. Well formed firm titties proportionate with her body size. You can touch them without her freaking, you can put them in your mouth. Theyre wonderful. Firm butt. Very light complexion, no tattoos, no sagging. No flab. No scabs (like the girl the day before) , Just a perfect little body. I'm 6'3" and I like a little woman and she passed that test. She started with a great blow job. NO HANDS just the mouth with liberal use of the tongue. The she hopped on top and rode me for a while. Couldn't get all the way in but I'm not small and she is. TIGHT pussy. Rolled her over, then back in the mouth. All covered mind you which is fine with me having taken stuff home before that took a while to get rid of. Then she got back on top and rode to completion. It was awesome. Bouncing that bubble the whole time. Little firm titties shaking. One of the best escort experiences I've ever had that's for sure. Best I've ever had in Memphis by a longshot.

[URL]https://backpagegals.com/escorts/female-escorts/memphis-9106016[/URL]

She looks hot with nice body, but no info. Has anyone seen her?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/tennessee/memphis/167936468[/URL]

[QUOTE=MKUltra69;6858472]I'm in town for a few days and I usually dread coming to Memphis. The same flabby overweight skanks every time. Had another well reviewed girl over here Monday night. Yeah, no. Just suck my dick honey, no I don't want to have intercourse with you. That sort of thing. Anyway I was looking at Nina for some time. I've read the reviews on here and they were pretty bad. I talked to her a bit by text and she seemed OK. Answered texts promptly in full sentences, sent pics etc. Her ad pics are old but she hasnt changed much other than hair color. Anyway I got her over last night. OK, Nina is 4'11" . She's basically a dwarf. No weird shaped body parts or any of that but petit doesn't even begin to describe her. She dropped her clots and I'm like, damn. Sweetest little bubble butt you've ever seen. Well formed firm titties proportionate with her body size. You can touch them without her freaking, you can put them in your mouth. Theyre wonderful. Firm butt. Very light complexion, no tattoos, no sagging. No flab. No scabs (like the girl the day before) , Just a perfect little body. I'm 6'3" and I like a little woman and she passed that test. She started with a great blow job. NO HANDS just the mouth with liberal use of the tongue. The she hopped on top and rode me for a while. Couldn't get all the way in but I'm not small and she is. TIGHT pussy. Rolled her over, then back in the mouth. All covered mind you which is fine with me having taken stuff home before that took a while to get rid of. Then she got back on top and rode to completion. It was awesome. Bouncing that bubble the whole time. Little firm titties shaking. One of the best escort experiences I've ever had that's for sure. Best I've ever had in Memphis by a longshot.

[URL]https://backpagegals.com/escorts/female-escorts/memphis-9106016[/URL][/QUOTE]That ad is from 2 years ago? Is she even still around. Something seems fishy.

These chicks listing on Tryst are out of their minds!! WHO in the world would pay these prices for the same goods advertised elsewhere at cheaper prices!! Like taking a Big Mac from McDonalds and putting it on the Menu at Capital Grille for $25, they trippin!! The last thing I ever say is I saw your ad on Tryst! They need to learn that where you promote what you offer does not affect the quality of the goods. Also charging those prices does not give reason to have an attitude like you are all that either and if you are charging those ridiculous prices, get out of that flea bag motel and get a nice room!! Nut said!

[QUOTE=Magoon;6859886]That ad is from 2 years ago? Is she even still around. Something seems fishy.[/QUOTE]I texted her yesterday and she answered. I had to put off meeting her because I couldn't get out of work, but then I looked at the ad again and saw how old it was (didn't see that before), and like you, my spidey sense began tingling. Incall was near Graceland, which gave me pause as well, but the actual motel seemed OK.

I'm still unsure though, probably will not follow through.

[QUOTE=Magoon;6859886]That ad is from 2 years ago? Is she even still around. Something seems fishy.[/QUOTE]Yeah all her ads and pics are old but she's as real as they come.

[QUOTE=MemphisChris;6860107]I texted her yesterday and she answered. I had to put off meeting her because I couldn't get out of work, but then I looked at the ad again and saw how old it was (didn't see that before), and like you, my spidey sense began tingling. Incall was near Graceland, which gave me pause as well, but the actual motel seemed OK.

I'm still unsure though, probably will not follow through.[/QUOTE]Seriously do yourself a favor and see her. I had her as an outcall in Southaven at my hotel. I don't know about her incall. The service was good. The visuals were over the top.

[QUOTE=Mtsaviator;6859485]She looks hot with nice body, but no info. Has anyone seen her?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/tennessee/memphis/167936468[/URL][/QUOTE]There is info if you search under Lucki.

[QUOTE=Mtsaviator;6859485]She looks hot with nice body, but no info. Has anyone seen her?

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/tennessee/memphis/167936468[/URL][/QUOTE]Not the greatest not the worst covered everything which is what I prefer. I do like it a little more sensual she is str8 to business. I think she may be preggo. I didn't ask but with that frame it's hard to not notice. Not my fav but others may. YMMV.

[QUOTE=Magoon;6859886]That ad is from 2 years ago? Is she even still around. Something seems fishy.[/QUOTE]I swear I associated a review about 2 years ago 0 f this one robbing people with a BF in bathroom with gun?? Not sure. But I liked her then. And remember sating.

NO GO. The mark on her butt cheek and picture from a restaurant are the pics I always said RUN AWAY. Does this ring any bells?

Has anyone seen kemma [URL]https://tryst.link/escort/kemmalove[/URL].

She looks relatively pretty in her pics, somewhat on the thicker side. While I strongly prefer spinners, I can deal with thick, but not super obese. Couldn't find any info on usual review sites. Was thinking of giving her a try.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/tennessee/memphis/168079078[/URL]

Had a dream with this one earlier this week. Communication was on point didn't wait forever with responses. Met at her spot did have a smoke smell in room. She is covered everything has a really soft body looks better in person I would recommend. Rates start at 80 qv.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/tennessee/memphis/168078677[/URL]

This one has been on my radar for quite some time. Looks exactly like pics.

Before CBJ started hands got to roaming she stop to tell me where not to touch. Rub one of her feet and was the roughest thing I ever touch start missionary and she would only let me go in as far as the tip. I think the best part of the box is at the bottom. Of course she got upset when I tried deep sea diving. Idk maybe just an off night but I rarely see a chic twice and I wouldn't try again no matter how horny I got. But hey YMMV as always.

[QUOTE=MKUltra69;6858472]I'm in town for a few days and I usually dread coming to Memphis. The same flabby overweight skanks every time. Had another well reviewed girl over here Monday night. Yeah, no. Just suck my dick honey, no I don't want to have intercourse with you. That sort of thing. Anyway I was looking at Nina for some time. I've read the reviews on here and they were pretty bad. I talked to her a bit by text and she seemed OK. Answered texts promptly in full sentences, sent pics etc. Her ad pics are old but she hasnt changed much other than hair color. Anyway I got her over last night. OK, Nina is 4'11" . She's basically a dwarf. No weird shaped body parts or any of that but petit doesn't even begin to describe her. She dropped her clots and I'm like, damn. Sweetest little bubble butt you've ever seen. Well formed firm titties proportionate with her body size. You can touch them without her freaking, you can put them in your mouth. Theyre wonderful. Firm butt. Very light complexion, no tattoos, no sagging. No flab. No scabs (like the girl the day before) , Just a perfect little body. I'm 6'3" and I like a little woman and she passed that test. She started with a great blow job. NO HANDS just the mouth with liberal use of the tongue. The she hopped on top and rode me for a while. Couldn't get all the way in but I'm not small and she is. TIGHT pussy. Rolled her over, then back in the mouth. All covered mind you which is fine with me having taken stuff home before that took a while to get rid of. Then she got back on top and rode to completion. It was awesome. Bouncing that bubble the whole time. Little firm titties shaking. One of the best escort experiences I've ever had that's for sure. Best I've ever had in Memphis by a longshot.

[URL]https://backpagegals.com/escorts/female-escorts/memphis-9106016[/URL][/QUOTE]I have texted her twice in the last 4 days so far no answer.

2024 Dreams.

Hello fellow dreamers, I've had a couple dreams this year. Now for my reviews.

1. Peach [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/9012797906[/URL].

Location: 3.

Body: 8 tall and slim pretty skin nice tits.

BJ: CBJ nothing special.

Kitty: 8 tight wet.

Session: 8 She cool but straight to business (I don't like small talk). Started with ok CBJ the went so mish (she said I was to big to start K9). I was getting into a good grove but couldn't go deep. After a few minutes the kitty started to open up and she let me finish K9. I was nice and slow at first but man she let me go to town a little when I was ready to bust. YMMV.

Repeat: maybe.

1. Tinkerbell [URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/tennessee/memphis/168091074[/URL].

Location: 5.

Body: 7 slim pretty and nice tits.

BJ: 6 CBJ.

Kitty: 8 tight wet.

Session: 8 She cool chatted a bit asked if I wanted a double with her GF which I declined maybe next time. Started with ok CBJ then went straight to K9. I was getting into a good grove but couldn't go deep but couldn't bust. I wore my self out for about 10 minutes but gave up. Good session but I couldn't bust. YMMV.

Repeat: maybe.

3. Serenity [URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/tennessee/memphis/168099381[/URL].

Location: 3.

Body: 6 Nice and fit.

BJ: CBJ 3.

Session: 3 Started with a very lacklusted CBJ. Then hit a pipe (blew my mind she couldn't wait to after the session). She only would let me hit it in mish and wouldn't let me go far beyond the tip. I got in rythm and knock on the door. She gave her management the donation for the room. She hit her pipe again and said your time is almost up. I said cool got dressed and left. But hey YMMV.

Repeat: Hell no.

[QUOTE=BigBoi10;6862634]2024 Dreams.

Hello fellow dreamers, I've had a couple dreams this year. Now for my reviews.

1. Peach [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/9012797906[/URL].

Location: 3.

Body: 8 tall and slim pretty skin nice tits.

BJ: CBJ nothing special.

Kitty: 8 tight wet.

Session: 8 She cool but straight to business (I don't like small talk). Started with ok CBJ the went so mish (she said I was to big to start K9). I was getting into a good grove but couldn't go deep. After a few minutes the kitty started to open up and she let me finish K9. I was nice and slow at first but man she let me go to town a little when I was ready to bust. YMMV.

Repeat: maybe.

1. Tinkerbell [URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/tennessee/memphis/168091074[/URL].

Location: 5.

Body: 7 slim pretty and nice tits.

BJ: 6 CBJ.

Kitty: 8 tight wet.

Session: 8 She cool chatted a bit asked if I wanted a double with her GF which I declined maybe next time. Started with ok CBJ then went straight to K9. I was getting into a good grove but couldn't go deep but couldn't bust. I wore my self out for about 10 minutes but gave up. Good session but I couldn't bust. YMMV.

Repeat: maybe.

3. Serenity [URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/tennessee/memphis/168099381[/URL].

Location: 3.

Body: 6 Nice and fit.

BJ: CBJ 3.

Session: 3 Started with a very lacklusted CBJ. Then hit a pipe (blew my mind she couldn't wait to after the session). She only would let me hit it in mish and wouldn't let me go far beyond the tip. I got in rythm and knock on the door. She gave her management the donation for the room. She hit her pipe again and said your time is almost up. I said cool got dressed and left. But hey YMMV.

Repeat: Hell no.[/QUOTE]Great reviews I guess.

Whats wrong they are all CBJ mafia. A waste of time. If they that worried they are in the wrong business.

[QUOTE=BigBoi10;6862634]2024 Dreams.

Hello fellow dreamers, I've had a couple dreams this year. Now for my reviews.

1. Peach [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/9012797906[/URL].

Location: 3.

Body: 8 tall and slim pretty skin nice tits.

BJ: CBJ nothing special.

Kitty: 8 tight wet.

Session: 8 She cool but straight to business (I don't like small talk). Started with ok CBJ the went so mish (she said I was to big to start K9). I was getting into a good grove but couldn't go deep. After a few minutes the kitty started to open up and she let me finish K9. I was nice and slow at first but man she let me go to town a little when I was ready to bust. YMMV.

Repeat: maybe.

1. Tinkerbell [URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/tennessee/memphis/168091074[/URL].

Location: 5.

Body: 7 slim pretty and nice tits.

BJ: 6 CBJ.

Kitty: 8 tight wet.

Session: 8 She cool chatted a bit asked if I wanted a double with her GF which I declined maybe next time. Started with ok CBJ then went straight to K9. I was getting into a good grove but couldn't go deep but couldn't bust. I wore my self out for about 10 minutes but gave up. Good session but I couldn't bust. YMMV.

Repeat: maybe.

3. Serenity [URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/tennessee/memphis/168099381[/URL].

Location: 3.

Body: 6 Nice and fit.

BJ: CBJ 3.

Session: 3 Started with a very lacklusted CBJ. Then hit a pipe (blew my mind she couldn't wait to after the session). She only would let me hit it in mish and wouldn't let me go far beyond the tip. I got in rythm and knock on the door. She gave her management the donation for the room. She hit her pipe again and said your time is almost up. I said cool got dressed and left. But hey YMMV.

Repeat: Hell no.[/QUOTE]I always wondered about that serenity one, at least I know not to see her now thanks for the reviews.

[QUOTE=BigBoi10;6862634]2024 Dreams.

Hello fellow dreamers, I've had a couple dreams this year. Now for my reviews.

1. Peach [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/9012797906[/URL].

Location: 3.

Body: 8 tall and slim pretty skin nice tits.

BJ: CBJ nothing special.

Kitty: 8 tight wet.

Session: 8 She cool but straight to business (I don't like small talk). Started with ok CBJ the went so mish (she said I was to big to start K9). I was getting into a good grove but couldn't go deep. After a few minutes the kitty started to open up and she let me finish K9. I was nice and slow at first but man she let me go to town a little when I was ready to bust. YMMV.

Repeat: maybe.

1. Tinkerbell [URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/tennessee/memphis/168091074[/URL].

Location: 5.

Body: 7 slim pretty and nice tits.

BJ: 6 CBJ.

Kitty: 8 tight wet.

Session: 8 She cool chatted a bit asked if I wanted a double with her GF which I declined maybe next time. Started with ok CBJ then went straight to K9. I was getting into a good grove but couldn't go deep but couldn't bust. I wore my self out for about 10 minutes but gave up. Good session but I couldn't bust. YMMV.

Repeat: maybe.

3. Serenity [URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/tennessee/memphis/168099381[/URL].

Location: 3.

Body: 6 Nice and fit.

BJ: CBJ 3.

Session: 3 Started with a very lacklusted CBJ. Then hit a pipe (blew my mind she couldn't wait to after the session). She only would let me hit it in mish and wouldn't let me go far beyond the tip. I got in rythm and knock on the door. She gave her management the donation for the room. She hit her pipe again and said your time is almost up. I said cool got dressed and left. But hey YMMV.

Repeat: Hell no.[/QUOTE]That sounds like a typical date with Serenity. Atleast you didn't get robbed. I wish she would stop posting or move tbh I hate seeing her constant ads when I know what's up.

[QUOTE=Professor901;6862250]Has anyone seen kemma [URL]https://tryst.link/escort/kemmalove[/URL].

She looks relatively pretty in her pics, somewhat on the thicker side. While I strongly prefer spinners, I can deal with thick, but not super obese. Couldn't find any info on usual review sites. Was thinking of giving her a try.[/QUOTE]I had a great time, she came to my place. Had an ankle monitor but that was a couple months ago. She was on a sugar daddy site, when I met her. She allowed everything to me.

[QUOTE=BigBoi10;6862634]2024 Dreams.

Hello fellow dreamers, I've had a couple dreams this year. Now for my reviews.

1. Peach [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/9012797906[/URL].

Location: 3.

Body: 8 tall and slim pretty skin nice tits.

BJ: CBJ nothing special.

Kitty: 8 tight wet.

Session: 8 She cool but straight to business (I don't like small talk). Started with ok CBJ the went so mish (she said I was to big to start K9). I was getting into a good grove but couldn't go deep. After a few minutes the kitty started to open up and she let me finish K9. I was nice and slow at first but man she let me go to town a little when I was ready to bust. YMMV...[/QUOTE]Yo thanks for the review I was think about seeing Peach she's cute and all but she doesn't sound too exciting tbh hell it's been like that for a while now sadly I hope some new girl I can dream about pops up it's been lack luster as of late.

Hey have any of you guys dreamed about Lulu? If so let me in know. [URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/tennessee/memphis/168138905[/URL].

[QUOTE=BigBoi10;6862634]2024 Dreams.


1. Peach [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/review_list/9012797906[/URL].

1. Tinkerbell [URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/tennessee/memphis/168091074[/URL].
[/QUOTE]Nice start to the year! These two look fun. So pics accurate? Love their bodies. Donations?

Anyone have a dream about her? Not sure if her name. What was your experience? Location?

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/tennessee/memphis/bodyrubs/body-rubs/vnulb-mutual-touch-experiencevnulb-28946.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=JaimeR3669;6865359]Anyone have a dream about her? Not sure if her name. What was your experience? Location?

[URL]https://www.rubrankings.com/united-states/tennessee/memphis/bodyrubs/body-rubs/vnulb-mutual-touch-experiencevnulb-28946.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Have not seen her but looks WAY too good to be true.