Only 2 weeks until Christmas
[B]Message from Santa:[/B]
I have been reading your posts all year long, and I have given up on most of you guys.
Accordingly, and in lieu of placing you either on my Good or Naughty Lists, most of you are just getting Bibles and dictionaries.
Ho, Ho, Ho!
Santa
Ladies: Blowjob advice for ladies who suck cock!
There is a lot of bad information about how to give a good blowjob on the Internet. I have written this guide to help you ladies understand how you can be much better at doing what you are supposed to do. I am hereby releasing this into the public domain so you all can read it. If you want to do what you are meant to do, then you can't think of yourself as a girlfriend or wife or lover. When a man looks down and sees you with his cock in your mouth, he's delighted to see a cocksucker, and is happy he's with a cocksucker.
What is the purpose of a blowjob?
Don't listen to advice that tells you that blowjobs are intimate or loving. Blowjobs are not even about physical pleasure. Fucking your mouth feels good for a man, but so does fucking your other holes. When a man makes you gag on his cock, it's not an accident. A man does not cum in your mouth because it feels good. Cumming feels the same everywhere. He cums in your mouth because he wants you to taste his cum. Men also like to cum on your face to mark you, because he's delighted to see his mark on the face of a lady who sucks cock.
The first rule of blowjobs: Don't complain!
Don't complain if deepthroating his cock makes you gag. Don't complain if he cums in your mouth. Don't complain if he cums on your face. Don't complain if you don't like the taste of his cock. Don't complain if he fucks your throat so hard that you vomit. Don't complain if you can't breathe. Don't complain if he doesn't stop when you want him to. Remember: if you feel like crying, you are doing it right.
The basics!
You are there to get fucked. That means his cock will go down your throat, not just into your mouth. You have three important holes: your mouth, your pussy, and your asshole. Your mouth shouldn't get fucked any less deeply than the other two. You're not there just to lick his cock. If a man asks you to lick his cock, he really wants you to fill your mouth with the taste of his penis so that you know your place. You are there to get facefucked. Getting facefucked can be active or passive. Either he fucks your throat with his cock, his fingers, or a dildo. Or you do it yourself. In both cases, you have no control. You don't set the rhythm. You don't take breaks unless told to. You never use your hands unless he says so. You just open your mouth and take his cock as deep as it [B]goes[/B]. Not "[I]as deep as you can[/I]". Your lower lip should touch his balls. If he holds you down, don't struggle. Remember: you are a lady who sucks cock.
How to swallow!
If he cums in your mouth, you will always swallow his load. The only reason you would ever spit out some cum is if he tells you to, for example if you're supposed to wear it on your tits or spit it into the mouth of another lady. You should never take cum down the back of your throat. If you do that, you won't taste it. He wants you to know that taste. He wants you to know what you've done. You've taken a man's semen into your mouth like the good girl you are. He may ask you to show him his cum on your tongue, to remind you of your position. So never swallow immediately.
The second rule of blowjobs: Most cum belongs in your mouth!
Sometimes a man will cum on other parts of your body, such as your face, your tits, your pussy or your ass. He may take a photo of you in this humiliated position. Smile for the camera. Two things may now happen: either you will have to keep the cum where it is, or you will eat it. Wiping it off is not an option. Don't even think about it. As soon as he is satisfied with seeing you like this, you will take the cum with your fingers and place it in your mouth. If you have large enough breasts, lick the cum off them with your tongue. He may fuck your throat again multiple times, until you are a complete mess. This is part of what it means to be a lady who sucks cock. There are other situations where you should swallow cum. If a man fucks you, he may cum inside you or into a condom. In the first case, stuff several fingers inside yourself and place the cum in your mouth. The fact that you are tasting your own pussy or ass will make it better for him. Also remember to clean the cum off his cock. In this case licking can be good, because he wants you to taste it. If he came into a condom, you should invert the condom into your mouth. He may also help you do this, or do it for you. Once the condom is mostly empty, place it into your mouth and lick it clean. Don't take it out until he tells you to.
The rest of your body!
While you are sucking his cock, there is no reason not to use the rest of your body to improve the experience for him. You have a lot of options. If your hands are free, you should use them on yourself. You can play with your tits, or finger your pussy or asshole. If he momentarily stops fucking your throat, stick those same fingers into your mouth and keep going. There is no reason for you not to be gagging. Clamping your nipples during a blowjob isn't always a good idea, as he may want to play with them himself. Also, the bouncing caused by your throat being fucked may make the clamps hurt you more.
Dildos and other objects!
You can use a dildo to show your man what a lady who sucks cock you are, by gagging on it nonstop for a long time. Since the dildo will never cum, you can keep gagging on it until he tells you to stop. This can mean 10 minutes, or 3 hours. You can use the dildo in all of your holes. Not being wet is not an excuse. Keep your hands busy and away from your mouth. Other objects can be used to fuck your holes. Bottles and bedposts are popular choices and easily available.
Panties!
Your panties are an important part of you as a lady. They express who you are, and how you deserve to be treated. When sucking a man's cock, always wear a thong or G-string. They come in very handy. It also makes your ass look promiscuous or provocative, like it should. Wear tight thongs that split your pussy lips. If they are slightly painful to wear, they are the right size. Your panties can be put into your mouth before, after and even during a blowjob, or stuffed into your pussy as you suck. If nothing else is happening to your pussy, you should always do this yourself. When he's done fucking your throat, you can take them out and put them into your mouth as a sign of how much of a lady who sucks cock you are. Panties can also be used to wipe cum off your body so it can go where it belongs: in your mouth.
The third rule of blowjobs: Vomiting is no reason to stop!
If you follow the rules, it is possible that you will vomit while being throatfucked. This is not a reason to stop sucking or to complain. Keep taking the cock as hard as before, just remember to clean up your mess after you are done like a good girl.
Ideas to keep it interesting!
Suck his cock after he has just pissed. You will have to get used to the taste anyway. Suck his cock after he has just fucked another lady. Maybe one of your friends, or your sister. The more other women you bring him to fuck, the more he will want to keep you in his life. Always use the same panties to wipe off his cum and place it in your mouth. Never wash them. Try taking his cock and a dildo into your throat at the same time. Suck cock in public. Film yourself sucking cock, then suck him while watching a video of you gagging on his cock. Come up with new ideas. You are a lady who sucks cock. Act like one!
