[QUOTE=Zauriel;3456073]Is is just me or does anyone else think of chlamydia when a provider's ad says something like "drip drip?" I know it's supposed to suggest that she loves her work so much that she self lubricates, but I just think of an unwanted discharge. I've mentioned before there is a lot of really bad marketing on BP. For the newbs, I have translated some phrases for you so you will better understand what you're getting:
I enjoy my work: Has acting skill, fakes "O"s better than Meg Ryan.
Down-to-earth: Isn't high.
Energetic: Is high.
Discreet: Too disorganized to keep your personal information.
Available 24/7: Just not to answer your call or text.
Girl-next-door: Not pretty.
Mature: Take her photo, add 15 years.
B cup: A cup.
C cup: B cup.
D cup: C cup.
DD cup: Fat.
Specials: Needs a fix now.
Genuine pics: Just not of her or recent.
BBW: fat.
Thick fat.
Thicc: fat.
Curvy: fat.
New in town: pimped.
Text only: pimped.
Snow bunny: pimped. Also fat.
Classy: pimped with neck tattoos.
Mixed: ghetto black.
Dominican: ghetto black.
Latina: ghetto black.
Cuban: ghetto black.
Tight grip: the only thing I will grip is your money.
I love older men: I'm lazy.
I love white men: my pimp will rob you. Also I'm lazy.
Safe navigating![/QUOTE]Baahhaaa. That is some funny real shit right there"Z" damn I am cracking up!
