Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=BodyShopper;7464020] I pulled up to a different Serena on the same exact intersection that Mixed Princess on STG Serena was on a few weeks ago when I picked her up. She was on the southwest corner, though, whereas the other Serena the other week was on the northwest. This is a visibly hispanic one, and has a less-than-ideal attitude.
Body Shopper.[/QUOTE]Is this the Serenna? I picked her up my last time in town, had a good time with her although she was a bit high and a bit of a fast talker. I think if she was found a little less under the influence she'd be a GREAT date.

[QUOTE=TrollMongo;7465652]Is this the Serenna? I picked her up my last time in town, had a good time with her although she was a bit high and a bit of a fast talker. I think if she was found a little less under the influence she'd be a GREAT date.[/QUOTE]I think that's her. She'd be close to perfect if she wouldn't talk. She's in a funny category for me, I like her but have no desire to repeat.

[QUOTE=TrollMongo;7465652]Is this the Serenna? I picked her up my last time in town, had a good time with her although she was a bit high and a bit of a fast talker. I think if she was found a little less under the influence she'd be a GREAT date.[/QUOTE]All of my posts are fiction.

That's the very one! I didn't remember you mentioning her, so I went back a month and re-read your report and saw the accompanying photos. I see that for you, she did 20-30 seconds bursts of high quality head, interrupted by her decision to stop briefly each time. But only pitched you at 30, so perhaps she would be a peaceful, if not orgasmic date, for the 20/30 deal I offer all of the bishes. And if she's smart, the knowledge that the only way she's getting the full 30 is if she makes me shoot will inspire her to decide to make me shoot. This whole starting / stopping schtick that you described could be possible to be sincere from non-pros, but prostitutes know exactly what they're doing. Some have lousy technique, and that sometimes is sincere; others nod off, and that's not their fault; but the ones who do short bursts of good head and then stop and start again repeatedly are doing it on purpose, because they don't want the odious experience of a load squirting into their mouth. That's my take on it, anyway. And that's where my 20/30 deal comes in handy.

Your mailbox is full. PM me. I have a message from Alex.

[QUOTE=Chad152;7464287]I still have her backpack she left in my car. I'd like to get it back to her. I've been looking for her on Greenfield, but I haven't had any luck. I don't know what's in it, because I hate snooping in other people's business, but there may be something in it that would land me in some trouble with Uncle LEO if I were to get searched. If anyone has any way to put me in contact with her, I would appreciate it.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=BladeCruiser;7465778]I think that's her. She'd be close to perfect if she wouldn't talk. She's in a funny category for me, I like her but have no desire to repeat.[/QUOTE]The one date I had with her wasn't the best, but it wasn't bad either. I chock it up to her being a bit over medicated. I'm not sure if that's her normal state or not. Also, in my experience the first date is never as good as the second. The second date never as good as the third and so on. I'll pick her up again if I see her and hope it goes better.

I attribute her slacking off every half minute or so to her state of medication rather than a effort to prevent my finishing as was stated elsewhere by Body Shopper, he may very well be right in that assessment though, time will tell I guess.

Never in the history of mankind, nor in its future, has any man ever felt, nor will any man ever feel, greater joy while fucking a woman than that which I felt this latest time that I fucked Erika, as reported in my latest report. In my fevered frenzy, I even uttered the name of our holy father. Normally, I never do that, because I make a conscious effort to not blaspheme, despite such blasphemous statements having been inculcated into our brains as part of modern western culture. As always, Erika comes with my highest recommendation. You have to fight with her like I do, though, to get her to behave well. So, if you are not up for a fight like those which I describe, don't bother. But if you're up for a battle, and you would get joy out of winning, go for it. She is good, tight pussy and amazingly skillful head.

And with another Erika now on Greenfield, it is worth distinguishing between the two. My Erika is the 5 foot tall one with long, natural blond hair. White woman, 41 years old, blue eyes.

If she does what I want her to do this next visit, I will give her number out. If she doesn't, I won't. It's that fucking simple. We are doing these bishes a favor when we give their number out. We are helping their business. Don't lose sight of your value, kings.

On this latest trip, I had Erika suck Jessi's pussy juice and spit off my cock, then I had Marcy suck both Erika's pussy juice and spit, as well as Jessi's pussy juice and spit, off my cock. Old Lady Kris has the right idea, I'm afraid.

Troll Mongo, if these women start performing better on their second or third times with you, that strongly supports my assertion that they're doing it on purpose. I have noticed it go both ways, though: some bishes do it great on the first date to hook me, and then slack off after that, thinking that they own me. Others do lousy on the first date, then appreciate me as a regular on our next dates, and perform better. But most of them don't change, in my experience. If they're lousy on the first date, they remain lousy. If they're great on the first date, they remain great.

Chad 152: I tried messaging you back when you messaged me a couple of weeks ago, and your mailbox was full- and according to Soccer Fan, still is.

I can't get Alexandria out of my mind. Even though she was in a foul mood on the (three-way) date I did with her, that technique was just as great as Erika's! And pretty much identical! But with Jessi sucking on my balls, Alex couldn't perform manually, nor maneuver orally to the extent that she may have on a one-on-one date, so I don't rank her up there with Erika, due to a lack of experience with her. But I just can't get that intense, perfect head game out of my mind! That was a golden experience! I sure hope to run into Alex again soon and do a one-on-one date to see how great her blow job really is.

[QUOTE=BodyShopper;7468074]Never in the history of mankind, nor in its future, has any man ever felt, nor will any man ever feel, greater joy while fucking a woman than that which I felt this latest time that I fucked Erika, as reported in my latest report. In my fevered frenzy, I even uttered the name of our holy father. Normally, I never do that, because I make a conscious effort to not blaspheme, despite such blasphemous statements having been inculcated into our brains as part of modern western culture. As always, Erika comes with my highest recommendation. You have to fight with her like I do, though, to get her to behave well. So, if you are not up for a fight like those which I describe, don't bother. But if you're up for a battle, and you would get joy out of winning, go for it. She is good, tight pussy and amazingly skillful head.

And with another Erika now on Greenfield, it is worth distinguishing between the two. My Erika is the 5 foot tall one with long, natural blond hair. White woman, 41 years old, blue eyes..[/QUOTE]Sounds nothing like the short red head Erika frok ny last report, which gives me hope you guys really are getting the better end of the sticks. Ill go out mongering 1 more time and see what's what soon, but I'm still shaken over the evil Erika I guess.

[QUOTE=MarshallDTeech;7468511]Sounds nothing like the short red head Erika frok ny last report, which gives me hope you guys really are getting the better end of the sticks. Ill go out mongering 1 more time and see what's what soon, but I'm still shaken over the evil Erika I guess.[/QUOTE]To quote an old saying, "you got to kiss a lot of toads before you find a prince" and the same idea applies to this hobby. It takes a while to find a girl or two or three that you click with and even once you find them, finding them a 2nd or 3rd time isn't easy either cause few have phones for long if at all. It takes a while to kinda get established with a few good providers, but they are out there. Just give yourself a little time. Adding to the difficulty is the time of year we are in, the girls are running around in 3 pairs of pants, a couple sweatshirts and a jacket and stocking cap. Hard to tell if they are 100 pounds or 200 pounds.

In my opinion it's a lot safer cruising in the daytime, plus easier to see what your picking up.

I've very seldom had problems with any of the girls I pick up and after the girls get to know you, and if you treat them well, you'll have no problems. The girls do talk about us between themselves too, so if you treat a girl good the word gets around. Same if you don't.

This obviously is fiction, because I would never actually admit to this happening for real.

This one mostly started bad then just kept going downhill. Picked her up on 7th and L. Full long dyed red hair. "Are you a cop?" Of course I'm not. She feel. I feel. Start talking. Then she wanted 60 for full. I said I only brought 40, so I said head. She wanted to do it covered. I said "no, I'd prefer it uncovered". She's already complaining about how I better not be a cop and this and that and that I'm asking for so much and why am I asking for so much, and that she doesn't want to catch and spit. I'm like "just catch and spit". Then she complains more about how I'm asking for too much, and on and on. 40 for head and catch and spit is above market price. Then she says "Can you take me to the gas station on 5th and Becher to get a lottery ticket. "yeah, after we're done".

So she finally agrees. But she demands the money first. At this point, considering how much she had already complained I said "you're going to get the money and you're not going to perform. " I'm the one that should have been getting a lottery ticket after that prophetic statement. Anyway, she gets started. Its OK and it would have been REALLY good had she put some effort into it. But as every second goes by, she's putting less and less effort into it. She stops multiple times, then said "Did you cum?

More complaining, less sucking. Neither of my heads is enjoying this. So I just said "forget it. You can get get out. " "Really?" Then she has the nerve to ask me if I would still take her to 5th and Becher. I usually will take girls all over, especially to 26th and mitchell. IYKYK. So I just tell her "naw, you can just get out. " But she's like "you said you'd take me". So I said, "And you said that you'd perform. You didn't do your job. " This went back and forth a couple more times until I actually had to raise my voice, for the first time ever and just yelled "GET THE FUCK OUT". This was on 8th or 9th and Hayes.

She got out and I made the rounds on L. Then the rounds on G, then another on L and saw her walking to Becher. Couple more rounds and she was at the gas station on 5th and Hayes. She saw me drive by each time, nice and warm in my car. There's no situation where I'd ever consider picking her up again. The whining and complaining would make anyone want to just go home. Don't even bother picking her up. She will whine and ***** and moan. That's the type of girl I usually expect to find on G, which is why I don't even go over there.

Do yourself a favor and don't even bother with Amber. You'll just leave with frustration.

L.

[QUOTE=SoccerFan4245;7466304]Your mailbox is full. PM me. I have a message from Alex.

.[/QUOTE]I cleared it.

Don't forget to offer your favorite SW a hot meat pop and a warm car for 20 min.

The title speaks for itself. Please guys. I really need you to listen to me here. This one was bad. If you've been following my posts, you'd know I've had a string of bad encounters. I picked up and Edey on 7th and L. I wasn't planning on mongering but I had some cash and was in the area so I decided to take 1 stroll amd just see. Well I got horny and the money was heavy in my pockets so I picked up the first person who waved as soon as I turned on Lincoln. I was strolling for all of 3 minutes. Greets, gets in, some small talk, agree to a price agree to a spot. I give her the $ first. Mistake. No need to tell me. I've had a good string of transactions $ wise. She proceeded to lean back my seat, and cover where my wallet was nudged away in the door. Cool. I watch her try and steal it. I stop her when its clear I'm getting the worst BJ ever. She grabs my hand and tries to wrestle it out of my hand. I have to pull it out her hands, hard. She gets upset and says she wasn't going to steal it. Ok. Some back and forth and I put it in the back. I say lets forget that happened. Lets finish up, and ill drop you off. She says ok and demands 40 $ dollars. Obv at this point I'm not going to cum. I tell her ill drop her off wherever and yoy can keep the 40 $ I already gave her. She demands 40 $ and says her mom is a cop. Cool. She says give me 40 or ill tell someone you tried to rape me. This is getting worse by the second. I tell her to leave. She then tries to launch to the back seat pocket and steal my wallet. Unreal. At this point I grab her arm and use my other to open the passenger door. She then, still reaching for my wallet, proceeds to grab on to the inside of the car and start yelling. A scene is beginning to happen. I have to use all of my strength to pull her out of my car. It may have been easier to punch her, and I threatened to do so. I counted down from 5 and she braced for her face, which allowed me to drag her out. I check my wallet. Its all there minus the original 40 $ I paid her earlier. Fine. Meanwhile she's yelling at some passerby's that I hit her etc and to call the cops. Thank god they ignored her. A crazy hooker, they probably are used to it. I proceeded to throw her purse at her that was still in my car and drive off. I wanted to give it another go with how positive you guys have been, but this might be the sign I need to just enjoy your reviews from the sideline. Please beware of Edey. She will rob you. In your face. Not arguing with this kevel of crazy and desperation. If you pick her up and hear the name: Leave her. She will be plotting the whole time. And is more than willing to steal lie and get violent.

[QUOTE=MarshallDTeech;7472561]The title speaks for itself. Please guys. I really need you to listen to me here. This one was bad. If you've been following my posts, you'd know I've had a string of bad encounters. I picked up and Edey on 7th and L. I wasn't planning on mongering but I had some cash and was in the area so I decided to take 1 stroll amd just see. Well I got horny and the money was heavy in my pockets so I picked up the first person who waved as soon as I turned on Lincoln. I was strolling for all of 3 minutes. Greets, gets in, some small talk, agree to a price agree to a spot. I give her the $ first. Mistake. No need to tell me. I've had a good string of transactions $ wise. She proceeded to lean back my seat, and cover where my wallet was nudged away in the door. Cool. I watch her try and steal it. I stop her when its clear I'm getting the worst BJ ever. She grabs my hand and tries to wrestle it out of my hand. I have to pull it out her hands, hard. She gets upset and says she wasn't going to steal it. Ok. Some back and forth and I put it in the back. I say lets forget that happened. Lets finish up, and ill drop you off. She says ok and demands 40 $ dollars. Obv at this point I'm not going to cum. I tell her ill drop her off wherever and yoy can keep the 40 $ I already gave her. She demands 40 $ and says her mom is a cop. Cool. She says give me 40 or ill tell someone you tried to rape me. This is getting worse by the second. I tell her to leave. She then tries to launch to the back seat pocket and steal my wallet. Unreal. At this point I grab her arm and use my other to open the passenger door. She then, still reaching for my wallet, proceeds to grab on to the inside of the car and start yelling. A scene is beginning to happen. I have to use all of my strength to pull her out of my car. It may have been easier to punch her, and I threatened to do so. I counted down from 5 and she braced for her face, which allowed me to drag her out. I check my wallet. Its all there minus the original 40 $ I paid her earlier. Fine. Meanwhile she's yelling at some passerby's that I hit her etc and to call the cops. Thank god they ignored her. A crazy hooker, they probably are used to it. I proceeded to throw her purse at her that was still in my car and drive off. I wanted to give it another go with how positive you guys have been, but this might be the sign I need to just enjoy your reviews from the sideline. Please beware of Edey. She will rob you. In your face. Not arguing with this kevel of crazy and desperation. If you pick her up and hear the name: Leave her. She will be plotting the whole time. And is more than willing to steal lie and get violent.[/QUOTE]Her mom isn't a cop and yeah she is a bad thief. Used to be good but has lost her ways.

[QUOTE=MarshallDTeech;7472561]The title speaks for itself. Please guys. I really need you to listen to me here. This one was bad. If you've been following my posts, you'd know I've had a string of bad encounters. I picked up and Edey on 7th and L. I wasn't planning on mongering but I had some cash and was in the area so I decided to take 1 stroll amd just see. Well I got horny and the money was heavy in my pockets so I picked up the first person who waved as soon as I turned on Lincoln. I was strolling for all of 3 minutes. Greets, gets in, some small talk, agree to a price agree to a spot.[/QUOTE]All of my posts are fiction. Any resemblance to real people, places, or events, is entirely coincidental.

I have been on the phone with someone, secretly listening throughout the entirety of his date with Edie, and can concur as to the personality of this bish, although her transgressions during that date weren't nearly what they were with you. I recommend you post this in the ripoff reports, as well.

And to think that I was actually considering picking her up, since she changed her aggressive behavior to real nice, polite behavior whenever I would drive up to her. Now, I know not to. Thank you for reporting.

There are plenty of women with only positive reviews on here, and tons more who, at worst, quit early or some other harmless shit. One can just go with those who are verified on this site, rather than throw in the towel altogether.

Plus, you broke a rule: always keep your wallet in the trunk or back hatch.

See? It's like I say, guys: Most of these girls are narks. Anyone who threatens to call cops or file court motions is a nark. You say she actually shouted at people, telling them to call the cops. What a total piece of shit. Criminals are supposedly hard, and don't use police to resolve conflicts. These hoars aren't hard. Anyone threatening to use cops or courts should face the harshest street justice.

As for your occult interpretation of your misfortune as a "sign", I will say that I have absolutely horrible things happen to me on a very small percentage of my dates. My first regular I ever had set me up, and a guy put his gun in my chest in September or October, 1999, and robbed my entire $13! Ha! Then he broke my window out of frustration at how little money I had. I hope he beat the bish half to death afterward, for getting him to do all of that for nothing. I never did see her out there again. But I just kept on mongering. The strong don't give up. We continue through thick and thin.

Semper Fi!

[QUOTE=MarshallDTeech;7472561]The title speaks for itself. Please guys. I really need you to listen to me here. This one was bad. If you've been following my posts, you'd know I've had a string of bad encounters. I picked up and Edey on 7th and L. I wasn't planning on mongering but I had some cash and was in the area so I decided to take 1 stroll amd just see. Well I got horny and the money was heavy in my pockets so I picked up the first person who waved as soon as I turned on Lincoln. I was strolling for all of 3 minutes. Greets, gets in, some small talk, agree to a price agree to a spot. I give her the $ first. Mistake. No need to tell me. I've had a good string of transactions $ wise. She proceeded to lean back my seat, and cover where my wallet was nudged away in the door. Cool. I watch her try and steal it. I stop her when its clear I'm getting the worst BJ ever. She grabs my hand and tries to wrestle it out of my hand. I have to pull it out her hands, hard. She gets upset and says she wasn't going to steal it. Ok. Some back and forth and I put it in the back. I say lets forget that happened. Lets finish up, and ill drop you off. She says ok and demands 40 $ dollars. Obv at this point I'm not going to cum. I tell her ill drop her off wherever and yoy can keep the 40 $ I already gave her. She demands 40 $ and says her mom is a cop. Cool. She says give me 40 or ill tell someone you tried to rape me. This is getting worse by the second. I tell her to leave. She then tries to launch to the back seat pocket and steal my wallet. Unreal. At this point I grab her arm and use my other to open the passenger door. She then, still reaching for my wallet, proceeds to grab on to the inside of the car and start yelling. A scene is beginning to happen. I have to use all of my strength to pull her out of my car. It may have been easier to punch her, and I threatened to do so. I counted down from 5 and she braced for her face, which allowed me to drag her out. I check my wallet. Its all there minus the original 40 $ I paid her earlier. Fine. Meanwhile she's yelling at some passerby's that I hit her etc and to call the cops. Thank god they ignored her. A crazy hooker, they probably are used to it. I proceeded to throw her purse at her that was still in my car and drive off. I wanted to give it another go with how positive you guys have been, but this might be the sign I need to just enjoy your reviews from the sideline. Please beware of Edey. She will rob you. In your face. Not arguing with this kevel of crazy and desperation. If you pick her up and hear the name: Leave her. She will be plotting the whole time. And is more than willing to steal lie and get violent.[/QUOTE]In 21 posts here you have related more bad luck / bad dates than I have probably had in all my mongering life. And I'm almost 74 years old. It reminds me of an old girlfriend I had back when I lived in Tulsa. She told me once that Tulsa had the worst drivers in the world, cause every trip to work or trip home (about 3 miles each way) she almost got in a accident. I kinda thought that maybe the Tulsa drivers were not really the problem.