Correction thanks to member: Balance Massage is name of the place
[QUOTE=BattleBot61;5319996]Wanted to try a different spot and stopped by Comfort on Hull Street. Woman at the front desk tried to get the 4 hands and Table shower but declined. Drew a skinny early 30 ish one named Kelly. Overall just an ok massage. Pre flip ok, post flip ok. With minor OTC top and bottom. 60/30 was damage for the hour. Did not see old Sunny as I thought she was always there. Won't be going back anytime soon.[/QUOTE]Balance Massage not comfort.
Out Call Massage: a review
Unless there is a large rock you have been living under. You've seen this ad on STG. 3 pictures, clearly an asian woman. Clearly not going to be the one you meet.
The Out Call Massage.
I've tried to book before but her (their) rules seem to require a home or hotel. I'm not having some random stranger no where I live. That's all I need is nosey neighbors.
So the other day. I find myself with a hotel room in a decent hotel. Serving no purpose other than getting into trouble. After a fun night, I decided to actually try this "service" out the next morning before check-out.
(one for the road. As you might say).
Texted back / forth. Settled on price. Required a photo of the cash. Okay. Easy enough. 20 minutes until she arrives.
25 minutes later, I start getting flooded with text messages.
COME TO DOOR.
WHERE are you.
I look out my hotel door. Empty hallway.
You MESS WITH US.
WHERE are you.
And my all time favorite.
GOD IS WATCHING you.
So turns out my mobile out call went to the wrong f-ing hotel.
Eventually, we connect. Looks 5/10. Clearly this wasn't going to be a good massage. But apparently she isn't good at other things either.
Short version. Didn't even have carnal knowledge. She was way too chatty. Pro Tip: don't f-ing ask me about my family at this time? We're not going to be pen pals.
At that point, I just cut my losses. Told her to piss off. She began discussion of a tip. Which elicited a hearty chuckle from me.
Total damage was 155. Small price to pay to confirm that this "service" is a total and complete waste of time.