BackPage Advertiser Reviews

[QUOTE=DWill;2542250][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/s-e-x-y-_60/8291527[/URL]

I ran across this add today on backpage and figuredI would text per the add and the response was priceless. My text was the following: Hey I'm in the area during the times you listed I'm $erious about my inquiry please hit me back. Exact quote basically. This * went nuts. Text me back saying, "can you read, I said 11-2, lunchtime only" then she says "you people kill me, I don't deal with morons and your ghetto language". I said ghetto language? Her response was "hit me back" was ghetto. Now gents I've seen lots of things here but this * is either high or nuts. Either way If her first response to a text is this then I can only imagine her service. It's gets better. So I respond "good luck with that" she says " I don't need luck I ask for professionals only no morons". Now if I had said more than three sentences maybe I would say something I said was misconstrued. But it wasn't. Warning. Stay away. Funny part of it all is if having a masters in business, wearing a suit and tie to work each day, and being an executive in a company is a professional then that would describe me in a nutshell. But I guess I can also be "ghetto" sometimes so maybe that part is right.

DWill.[/QUOTE]Confirmed. Stay away. Thats all I have to say. Avoid at all costs she is a psycho ***** off her meds with manor daddy / momy issues. Pm for deets.

I have dreamed about this one before.

She is GFE, takes care of anything you need at a decent price, nice lady, No rush, BBBJ, BBFS available.

[QUOTE=Ryanblah;2540646][URL]http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20150706/news/150709374/[/URL]

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[QUOTE=CarmineW;2542412]Confirmed. Stay away. Thats all I have to say. Avoid at all costs she is a psycho ***** off her meds with manor daddy / momy issues. Pm for deets.[/QUOTE]I can confirm as well. Used to be a regular when she lived on the north side. She was cool from time to time and a good performer, but catch her in a mood and she is a trainwreck! How's that for your brain having, suit wearing Ghetto A $$ LOL! Stay safe!

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What's the deal with the redhead in this post? I've seen her post before and under the name Eden too, but I've never seen any reviews. Anyone with info?

[QUOTE=LongDStyle;2541262]Ad says 58 but she's really 66, no surprise LOL.[/QUOTE]Now, she change the strategy!

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[QUOTE=BubbleGum77;2542518]I have dreamed about this one before.

She is GFE, takes care of anything you need at a decent price, nice lady, No rush, BBBJ, BBFS available.[/QUOTE]All past tense now.

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What's the deal with the redhead in this post? I've seen her post before and under the name Eden too, but I've never seen any reviews. Anyone with info?[/QUOTE]That's a different Eden.

[QUOTE=BubbleGum77;2542564]Now, she change the strategy!

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/come-lay-with-me-in-my-car-backseat-i-have-a-hairy-bush-to-get-lost-in-ill-be-naked-in-the-car/27571564[/URL][/QUOTE]Wow, that's crazy. So the article said her court date is in late July. So this means she is either working with LEO right now, completely desperate, and / or completely crazy?

Sheriff Darthead did us a HUGE favor by forcing BP into free ads. It's getting waaaaay easier to sift through the fake ads. So many fakes on there now. It's like they're not even trying anymore. Oh well, we'll see how long this lasts.

[QUOTE=GotMilf;2543669]Sheriff Darthead did us a HUGE favor by forcing BP into free ads. It's getting waaaaay easier to sift through the fake ads. So many fakes on there now. It's like they're not even trying anymore. Oh well, we'll see how long this lasts.[/QUOTE]Yeah I'm seeing alot more talent on there. Use to be about a page and a half of options per day, now much more. As I usually say options are a beautiful thing but still do research and stay safe!

This looks nice and is easily researchable.

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Had a fantastic dream with this lovely, cougar spinner. Met me at a side door of an upscale hotel and fantasized over pleasures to come, following her upstairs to room. Invited to watch. As she stripped and headed to shower, to refresh from sweating awaiting my arrival at side door. Marveled at the exquisite body, including bolt-on's, that much younger women wish they had. Returning to the bed, and quickly disrobing myself, she laid down on top of me as I immediately got acquainted with the twins. Slowly pulling her up over me, allowing my tongue to explore her body until reaching the freshly showered honey pot. My tongue was in heaven, as it alternated between the clit and honey pot. Then it was her turn as she lovingly treated jr to a marvelous BBBJ DT, with lots of eye contact, similar to the video on her website. Sensing my impending convulsion, a hat was was donned as she eased on board in CG. Told her to work her magic, as I watched her pussy lips moving up and down my shaft. Didn't take too long for that tight pussy to have jr whimpering and forcing the twins to release their contents deep inside that smoldering honey pot. Allowed to savor the moment before natural exit. Misha is a sweetheart and glad she has chosen our fair city to visit. Exceptional dreams are always a repeat for me.

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[QUOTE=HomeSlice;2543817]This looks nice and is easily researchable.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/tall-upscale-hot-all-american-blonde-beauty-here-from-fl/15126035[/URL][/QUOTE]I had a dream with her, she usually does appointments with her s / o. I had a fun time, he didn't do too much during the dream but lay there and get a HJ. That's the only time I ever did anything with another guy present. But as attractive as she was I didn't have an issue performing. I had this dream in January I believe.