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I'm a firm believer in informing mongers on not wasting their money on improperly market products on BP. I managed to set up a BB anal session with a old friend of mines and you won't never guess who it is. Well I'll tell you it's black cherry I took plenty of pictures for the camera and dude she put on an absurd amount of weight! This chick looks like she weights roughly 235 lbs on a 5"4 frame! And I'm not making this shit up, I kinda felt sorry for her for looking so much like a butterball. She still had her same giggly personality and sweet innocent laughter that I always remembered but man she really blew up and her body is gone forever. The pictures I took make her look way lighter than what she is in person now. I'm opting out of giving a full review but just giving you guys a advisory ages now a BBW and I'm pretty sure her prices and self-esteem will drop soon.

I think only one of her current BP pictures shows how her body been pushing towards her current physical shape. What is not shown is that she has a big gut, a fat puffy big girl face which you can hardly make out her eyes and a body of hennesy xo by her bedside. I thought it was only fair I posted up a more up to date photo of her especially after she tired me like that. Her excuse today was that she got called in for her 9-5 and that's why she didn't pick up.

[QUOTE=BigMoney21;2951844]I'm a firm believer in informing mongers on not wasting their money on improperly market products on BP. I managed to set up a BB anal session with a old friend of mines and you won't never guess who it is. Well I'll tell you it's black cherry I took plenty of pictures for the camera and dude she put on an absurd amount of weight! This chick looks like she weights roughly 235 lbs on a 5"4 frame! And I'm not making this shit up, I kinda felt sorry for her for looking so much like a butterball. She still had her same giggly personality and sweet innocent laughter that I always remembered but man she really blew up and her body is gone forever. The pictures I took make her look way lighter than what she is in person now. I'm opting out of giving a full review but just giving you guys a advisory ages now a BBW and I'm pretty sure her prices and self-esteem will drop soon.[/QUOTE]

Does anyone know anything about Krystal? I've been scouring the web looking for any ads for her that are current, but have found nothing. She was one of my atf.

[QUOTE=NuGuy36;2951787]Pick one, it's like shooting fish in a barrel.[/QUOTE]You beat me to it.

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The ad was already gone, ads like that are never serious, they are always posted by somebody trying to fuck with somebody else.

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[QUOTE=BigMoney21;2951844]I'm a firm believer in informing mongers on not wasting their money on improperly market products on BP. I managed to set up a BB anal session with a old friend of mines and you won't never guess who it is. Well I'll tell you it's black cherry I took plenty of pictures for the camera and dude she put on an absurd amount of weight! This chick looks like she weights roughly 235 lbs on a 5"4 frame! And I'm not making this shit up, I kinda felt sorry for her for looking so much like a butterball. She still had her same giggly personality and sweet innocent laughter that I always remembered but man she really blew up and her body is gone forever. The pictures I took make her look way lighter than what she is in person now. I'm opting out of giving a full review but just giving you guys a advisory ages now a BBW and I'm pretty sure her prices and self-esteem will drop soon.[/QUOTE]I never got a chance to see her when she had a nice frame. I'm definitely not going to see her now that she is fat. She had one of the nicest bodies on BP imo too.

[QUOTE=BigMoney21;2951844]I'm a firm believer in informing mongers on not wasting their money on improperly market products on BP. I managed to set up a BB anal session with a old friend of mines and you won't never guess who it is. Well I'll tell you it's black cherry I took plenty of pictures for the camera and dude she put on an absurd amount of weight! This chick looks like she weights roughly 235 lbs on a 5"4 frame! And I'm not making this shit up, I kinda felt sorry for her for looking so much like a butterball. She still had her same giggly personality and sweet innocent laughter that I always remembered but man she really blew up and her body is gone forever. The pictures I took make her look way lighter than what she is in person now. I'm opting out of giving a full review but just giving you guys a advisory ages now a BBW and I'm pretty sure her prices and self-esteem will drop soon.[/QUOTE]I'd still hit it. She can get my coin.

Well I finally got the big 3 now. A few years back I googled best head in Atlanta and it took me to this guide. The unanimous winner was Shelly. There were a few girls mentioned but 3 kept popping up over and over again. Shelly, candy, and lawinskeet. Well I have had all 3 now. It took a year before I pulled the trigger on candy lawinsky. She just looked like a man to me for some reason. After countless research and everyone saying she was a 100% woman I went. Excellent BBBJ skills, but didn't pop. She also wouldn't let me sex her so I still have my suspicions. Shelly is the first to make me pop. But this review is about the ever eluding lawinskeet. Was riding around about a month ago and felt the urge for BBBJ. Shelly wasn't responding neither was Sasha. So after hours of strolling, I came across her as. She was on the eastside as usual. Damn but wait I was ho strolling on old Nat so not to bad. She replies to my text she is available but in Atlanta. I say to myself oooooookkkkk. She was in a motel off of modeling I barely found that sucka. I get there and no freaking response. I call, I text, I call, finally she answers. I get room number and I am sitting right in front of it. So I say OK give me a few minutes as I canvas the place. Decide its cool and I knock on the door. She answers and in I go. She told me she thought I was in Augusta because of my number, so that explains that. So I am there for the deed let's get it on. There are two beds, I never know which one to get on, so fuck it, I get in position. To my surprise she pulls out a condom, not what I wanted at all. But on top of that a xxl condom. So she slips it on at starts to sucking, it felt good I guess, I actually got hard. When I look at her all I see is what I think is spit dripping and I get excited, but upon further inspection it is actually that long ads condom she just put on me. Talk about ego shot. So after ten minutes, the usual scenario, you are ready to bust yet, no I am not. She asked did I want to hit it and I said no I came for head only. After 5 more minutes of watching her damn near choke on this condom I said fuck it, let me hit it from the back. I don't know what it is with women with big big breast that gives them this awkward looking ads, but anyways. Easy access to the puntang. I slip in with my extra long condom and the smell hits me. Now after reading all of these post about this now I finally understand. I turned my head to the side and pumped for dear life, busted and thanked her and left. Will not repeat.

Hi guys, New user here. First post ever. I lurked and searched but cannot determine if this gal is for real. I tried unsuccessfully to set up a date about a week ago. Thanks, Joe.

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Anyone know anything in this one?

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Well any man that's willing to smash a big girl got my respect, now I did this out of pity in order to help a old friend out. And that's my last time doing something like this also, I got a reputation too uphold I'm not into that chubby chasing craps like the other guys are into.

[QUOTE=GetUrRollOnMan;2952717]I'd still hit it. She can get my coin.[/QUOTE]

No pics or link can't see who you're reviewing.

[QUOTE=PhilMe143;2952989]Well I finally got the big 3 now. A few years back I googled best head in Atlanta and it took me to this guide. The unanimous winner was Shelly. There were a few girls mentioned but 3 kept popping up over and over again. Shelly, candy, and lawinskeet. Well I have had all 3 now. It took a year before I pulled the trigger on candy lawinsky. She just looked like a man to me for some reason. After countless research and everyone saying she was a 100% woman I went. Excellent BBBJ skills, but didn't pop. She also wouldn't let me sex her so I still have my suspicions. Shelly is the first to make me pop. But this review is about the ever eluding lawinskeet. Was riding around about a month ago and felt the urge for BBBJ. Shelly wasn't responding neither was Sasha. So after hours of strolling, I came across her as. She was on the eastside as usual. Damn but wait I was ho strolling on old Nat so not to bad. She replies to my text she is available but in Atlanta. I say to myself oooooookkkkk. She was in a motel off of modeling I barely found that sucka. I get there and no freaking response. I call, I text, I call, finally she answers. I get room number and I am sitting right in front of it. So I say OK give me a few minutes as I canvas the place. Decide its cool and I knock on the door. She answers and in I go. She told me she thought I was in Augusta because of my number, so that explains that. So I am there for the deed let's get it on. There are two beds, I never know which one to get on, so fuck it, I get in position. To my surprise she pulls out a condom, not what I wanted at all. But on top of that a xxl condom. So she slips it on at starts to sucking, it felt good I guess, I actually got hard. When I look at her all I see is what I think is spit dripping and I get excited, but upon further inspection it is actually that long ads condom she just put on me. Talk about ego shot. So after ten minutes, the usual scenario, you are ready to bust yet, no I am not. She asked did I want to hit it and I said no I came for head only. After 5 more minutes of watching her damn near choke on this condom I said fuck it, let me hit it from the back. I don't know what it is with women with big big breast that gives them this awkward looking ads, but anyways. Easy access to the puntang. I slip in with my extra long condom and the smell hits me. Now after reading all of these post about this now I finally understand. I turned my head to the side and pumped for dear life, busted and thanked her and left. Will not repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigMoney21;2953118]No pics or link can't see who you're reviewing.[/QUOTE]This is probably who he's talking about bigmoney:

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I made hate to this chic about a week ago. I first saw her ad last week as she was spamming the hell out of backpage with her ads. She had ads running like every hour on the hour and usually I try to stay away from these types of chics. They're the ones that are usually just looking for fast money as soon as possible. I examined her pics on her ad and noticed something odd. She was using body pics from the neck down and then had 1 stand alone face pic showing her from the neck up only. From experience, I know this is a trick used by many chics who are either using fake body pics or using a fake face pic. I suspected the latter with this chic.

I text her anyways for her rates and wasn't feeling her rates at all. Later that night, I saw her rates on her ad and they were much lower now. LOL. I don't know what these new chics are thinking. Anyways, I text her again for her address and realized that I've been to this house before. This is one of those Nina Amore crew chics, as I usually have mixed service with these chics, as I've tried quite a few of them in the past. I never knew any of them to use fake pics though so I was still a bit puzzled about this chic. I headed onwards regardless and got to the house some 30 minutes later. I called and told to via text and she told me to come to the door. Will I repeat, yes I will. I didn't get to complete the mission the first time so I will visit her again for a follow up. Non-vipers, the buck stops here. VIP'ers, read on.

I walked up to her door without knocking and the door was opened a few minutes later by some brown skinned petite looking chic wearing a casual black and grey dress. The chic looked good but I didn't recognized the face from the ad. Hmm. I walked on into a very 420 house and said my greetings. She did the same and then walked me back into the bedroom on the left. I noticed they've cleaned the dirty staircase. LOL. Quite an improvement from the last time. LOL. I walked on into the bedroom and we gots ta talking. One minute into the conversation she abruptly says, "I need to get the money first". For some strange reason, I started having a bad feeling about this chic just based on how abrupt she was when asking for the money. I had a feeling that this chic was going to hide the money and come out with her list of rules.

I hesistantly gave her the money anyways and she walked across the room to put the money away in a drawer. I also noticed from her standing infront of me that she is not 5'4 130 lbs as stated in her ad. This chic is much taller and slimmer. She is 5'6 and anywhere between 120-125 lbs. She's a petite thin chic. Her false measurements on her ad was also starting to arise some suspicion in me. After she put the money away, she told me to get comfortable in which I did all by myself with no help from her at all. She did the same too all the way across the room from me. LOL. When we were both standing in our birthday suits she asked me if I brought the protection and I told her yes I did. I saw a cover on her desk so it looked like she had her own as well, probably just wanted me to use mines and save hers. LOL.

She now walks over to meet me in the middle of the room and tells me to come give her a hug. No problems. I walked over to her and we started hugging and embracing in the nude. She then started complimenting me on my pretty yellow teeth, which were the direct results of being raised on grilled cheese sandwiches. I didn't tell her that though. I in turn told her that she had some beautiful tits which led me to start massaging each nipple with my now occupied hands. She equally compensated me by reaching down for my johnson and start hand jobbing me. Nice foreplay! You don't usually get that from these chics.

After about 2 good minutes of me massaging her tits and her giving me a standing hand job, she asked me to take a seat on the bed. Her body now, I'd say it is a thin petite body. Her breastess'es were B cups and were perky and stood up on their own. I'd rate the girls as "perky". Her stomach was flat, with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass, it was a petite ass. I had some little meat on it, with no cellulite or stretch marks anywhere. She has a nice petite spinners body. I don't know why she wrote false measurements in her ad for. I'm sitting at the edge of the bed now and she stood over me and asked me if was clean and disease free. I told her, yes I'm clean as always as she then instructed me to lean all the way back on the bed. I did just that and she proceeded to get down on her knees and place her bare mouth and my bare cock. Damn, that was pretty nice of her.

She started giving me some BBSS (Bareback sucky sucky) and it felt pretty good. She looked into my eyes the whole time she was sucking and she had some hot ass breath. It wasn't stink though but it was hot. She must have heated it up before I got there. She sucked me off for a good 4 minutes, while looking into my eyes and sucking the head only; that's as far as she would go. She did this for about 4 minutes then stopped to ask me if I wanted her to keep going or if I was ready. I told her to keep going, but try to go further down this time. She said, "I'll try", and went back down again. This time she went about an inch further down but basically stuck to sucking on the tip.

Four more minutes of the sucky and I suddenly feel a rush coming from out of nowhere. Noooo! WTF![/QUOTE]LOL at your date bro! I met up with this one about a week ago. Here is my recap. Communication with her was difficult at best. I called her twice about 30 minutes apart with no response. I then text her and she immediately responds, we proceeded to play text tag for the next hr, she literally took 15-20 minutes to respond to a message, I was about to call it quits and hit her with my infamous are you letting me come over or can I proceed to hit up the next option text when she sent me her address, I put it in my gps and was pleased because I knew the area which was quiet and safe.

I made it to the location and she has me wsit for a couple minutes then sends a text telling me to come to the door. When she opened the door my eyes were pleased. I do not believe that she is the girl in the face pic on her ad but she is a close darker representation of her, the body pics are spot on. We proceeded upstairs to a bedroom, we made some small talk during this time as I placed the donation on a table. I sat on the edge of the bed and she placed the slab on my boy. Her top game was on point, so much so that I stopped after 3 minutes, I felt like if she kept going for another min I would pop. As I'm getting ready to lay the hammer down she tells me to take it easy on her because she was sore from working out, I said ok but in my head I couldn't wait to pound the hell out of her for playing text tag with me LOL.

Started off in mish, her box is very tight but I felt no warmth or moisture as I layed the thunder. Crazy thing was as she switched position to k9 her stuff was wet as hell, what type of slab did I have on!! Proceeded on with k9 and again the box was tight but the feeling was blah, I kept thinking aboutthat A1 head I received and I should have let her finish me off that way. The sight of her wetness and her moans did the trick though and I unleashed a fat load as I was backed up for some time. Told her good job, cleaned myseld up and she walked me to fhe door as she was texting with the next sucka. I then awoke from this dream with a smile. Happy mongering gentlemen.

[QUOTE=ThatDude504;2952624]I never got a chance to see her when she had a nice frame. I'm definitely not going to see her now that she is fat. She had one of the nicest bodies on BP imo too.[/QUOTE]I got to agree with BigMoney on her. I saw her about 2 months ago and noticed that her face looked puffy and she was bigger than the last time I saw her (even after having the baby). Not sure what's going on with her besides the obvious, but I won't be visiting again.

Just my two pennies.

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