Thanks for Brilliant Idea
[QUOTE=SpicyCurry;5983872]If I wash my ass in the sink, how am I going to dry it with the air blower. Besides, people wouldn't appreciate seeing floaties in the sink. Hey while there I saw a young hottie walking around, wasn't anyone I've seen before. Body shape between Anna and Andie, kind of like Sally. I've been with most of them and didn't recognize her. Anyone knows who she might be? Mid thirties maybe.[/QUOTE]Sounds great. Can you tell us how you do it. You drop your drawers and put your ass over the sink for a poor man's power wash, then touch your toes and put the hot hair nozzle up your butt crack? Sounds like an extra thrill at no extra charge. I think you are onto something!
Regarding the girls, are you saying you have gone through all of them one by one. Do they refuse service a 2nd time, after they are served a moon pie with fresh chocolate pudding? It kinda makes sense that if a restaurant would refuse service for no shirt or no shoes, then smelling like "Eau du Dogshit" would be more than ample reason to refuse service. These girls work hard for the money, but its interesting that you may have found the limit to how much they can accept.
Toilet Paper in Chinese "Culture"
[QUOTE=Kevin80;5985346]When I warned you about no paper at SH, I meant no paper towel, not toilet paper. You think a busy place like that would not have a supply of toilet paper? You should have just asked for a new roll.[/QUOTE]I've been to China many, many times. I would say that less than 1% of public toilets have TP. So I wouldn't be surprised that SH had no TP. It's standard practice in China to carry your own, usually in the form of a small packet of tissues that easily fits in your pocket.
Complete Asian Experience
[QUOTE=NiceGuy99;5985870]I've been to China many, many times. I would say that less than 1% of public toilets have TP. So I wouldn't be surprised that SH had no TP. It's standard practice in China to carry your own, usually in the form of a small packet of tissues that easily fits in your pocket.[/QUOTE]This is true in many countries. In fact, even here in OC if you go to some public parks you may need to BYO-TP. I have been to China, Japan, Taiwan myself, and lived with Asian women. And many Chinese women. Here in the US. Will not sit on the toilet. I first noticed this when my petite Chinese companion seemed to sound like a race horse taking a piss. It turns out they position that sweet booty over the toilet. Perhaps avoiding contact with pathogens. If you are up at high altitude dropping your load like a B52 over Haiphong harbor, its going to be loud. So if we are going to AMP's and want to have the whole Asian experience, just don't sit down on the toilet. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Just make sure you dam-busting run on Schweinfurt stays in the bowl and does not skip or miss.
Hopefully this topic needs no further discussion. Lets respect the girls, the establishments, and our fellow mongers.
Comparing Asians. And most important flavors
[QUOTE=SCJohn;5987272]LOL, I got a defective one too.[/QUOTE]Every Japanese woman I have been with has been impeccably clean. I was with one Korean. Who was good by US standards but so-so by Japanese standards. Chinese are more of a mixed bag. Some of them are just as clean as Japanese. In fact, even neurotic about germs, while others are lacking and their homes seem to smell a bit. You can see all this play out in Asian markets too. Every Japonese and Korean market is clean, smells clean, and the fish section in particular is fresh. Chinese and Vietnamese markets are often a little less tidy, sometimes smelly. Especially near the fish area. You can also see this dynamic in J, K, and Ch restaurants. One Chinese lady told me that they consider Americans to be dirty. I was a bit insulted but I reminded her of the source of various annual pathogens.
But cutting to the chase, 95% of Asian fur muffin is sweet and delicate. Which is a combination of cleanliness and genetics. I dated an Asian gynecologist one time, and discussed this. And she admitted that the smell of some non-Asian hoo-hahs was enough to make her gag. I always felt that once you taste Asian "cuisine" it will always be your favorite. Even if they now want $60.
Are you giving her what she needs?
[QUOTE=SCJohn;5987272]LOL, I got a defective one too.[/QUOTE]I was dating a Vt girl years ago, and she would always balk at FS. And she finally blurted it out that she needed to see me spend more money on her. I had to pay for a hotel room to use for 2 hours. When we could have just gone to my place. She needed to see that I was spending money to demonstrate I valued her. More generally in Asian culture, you demonstrate the seriousness of your commitment by giving money. This also applies to parents and children, birthdays, college graduations, friend's weddings, etc. But most of all it applies to women providing intimate relations. In China, guys pay mistresses or "2nd wives" enough to buy houses. It makes no sense to me to keep pay $$ for the same taudry affair, but that's the way it works.
It's in the genes. Google it.
[QUOTE=DarkRoomDaddy;5987718]But cutting to the chase, 95% of Asian fur muffin is sweet and delicate. Which is a combination of cleanliness and genetics. I dated an Asian gynecologist one time, and discussed this. And she admitted that the smell of some non-Asian hoo-hahs was enough to make her gag. I always felt that once you taste Asian "cuisine" it will always be your favorite. Even if they now want $60.[/QUOTE]Most East Asians, and nearly all Koreans, lack a chemical in their armpits that bacteria munch on to make body odor, because they carry this variant of the ABCC11 gene.
