The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=NoFear101;4430588]Anything from Swags? She hasnt posted on her fb either. This friend is worried a tad. Unlike her to not reply.[/QUOTE]Anyone got a clue? Pm please.

Jesse the lot sweeper and toilet cleaner is a drug dealer that sells at work and at night is the pistol holding door keeper at a trap house. He tried to assult a girl in front of the store and still is employed. SMH.

Is there a way to see what your Join date was for this site? I looked around and couldn't find it, not sure if it even shows it, any admins that can clue me in?

[QUOTE=IIIII;4480955]Is there a way to see what your Join date was for this site? I looked around and couldn't find it, not sure if it even shows it, any admins that can clue me in?[/QUOTE]It won't show anywhere and I'm quite certain it's a request that the admins wouldn't want to deal with. Your oldest post is from Feb 23,2006 so you're definitely a senior. You would have received an email the day you joined if your email has been saved that long. Did they have email back then? .

[blue]Or you could send me a PM and ask

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[QUOTE=JamesCameron;4486524]From my understanding their policy is to punish the monger and not the provider so they can get her to testify against you. That's where we get the shitty end of the stick because she can easily rat you out. I've thought long and hard about how to avoid that and reached the conclusion that for the initial encounter just asking her to get food or something for the first few minutes and not discuss anything else but I have yet to put it into actual test. Any thoughts on that?[/QUOTE]They'll separate you from the girl and see if your stories match. They probably won't, but it really doesn't matter. You could tape a $20 bill to her forehead and be parked with the lights out and you still haven't broken a law. They give you warnings and tell you to stay out of the area. They won't charge you with the expectation that a prostitute will go to court and testify. Why would anyone believe a drug addicted prostitute to the guy that may not have a record? Any attorney would get that dismissed.

The minute you see the flashing lights coordinate your stories. If you think they saw the pickup then both of you say you were going to McDonalds for a bite. Make sure you know each others names. They need to catch you offering something of value in exchange for sex or agreeing to sex for something of value. They can't prove it without you saying it or texting it.

The only way they get you for soliciting is if you confess or it's an undercover. It's not against the law to pick someone up and go get food. You can't get charged with what they think your intentions were.

You don't have to say anything other than your name, but in this situation it's probably better to just have a lame excuse even if they know it's not true.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/custompages.php?pageid=MongeringRules[/URL]

This has been discussed many times on these threads.

[QUOTE=ThaaAtOne;4495596]Last I checked, this is a board meant for reviews..[/QUOTE]LOL, so instead of posting a review you decide to clutter up the UTR thread with multiple posts about being upset that a certain provider didn't want you to bring her a birthday present on her birthday? Seriously? LMFAO!

Also, the provider's latest Snap rips you a new one and makes it clear you haven't seen her in a very long time, LOL. Even I could tell from your description of her incall that you haven't seen her in AT LEAST 6 months, and maybe even a year. Yet you clearly try to give the false impression in your posts that you see her frequently and were all set to pop in on her birthday to give her a present until she hurt your feelings. That's just weird bro.

Reminds me of that one dude, I forget his name, who wrote a new review of another provider and then the provider posted up that she hadn't seen the monger in over a year. After I was done LMAO I actually felt sorry for the poor monger. I believe this is the second or third time where you've whined about this particular provider mistreating you. It might be time to move on bro, just sayin'.

P.S. If a provider doesn't invite you to her Christmas party for a gift exchange, please keep it to yourself or just post about it in the Rat Trap because no one will actually give a shit, LOL. But if you manage to fuck a provider under a Christmas tree, please do report!

SYM

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4495715]LOL, so instead of posting a review you decide to clutter up the UTR thread with multiple posts about being upset that a certain provider didn't want you to bring her a birthday present on her birthday? Seriously? LMFAO!

Also, the provider's latest Snap rips you a new one and makes it clear you haven't seen her in a very long time, LOL. Even I could tell from your description of her incall that you haven't seen her in AT LEAST 6 months, and maybe even a year. Yet you clearly try to give the false impression in your posts that you see her frequently and were all set to pop in on her birthday to give her a present until she hurt your feelings. That's just weird bro.

Reminds me of that one dude, I forget his name, who wrote a new review of another provider and then the provider posted up that she hadn't seen the monger in over a year. After I was done LMAO I actually felt sorry for the poor monger. I believe this is the second or third time where you've whined about this particular provider mistreating you. It might be time to move on bro, just sayin'.

P.S. If a provider doesn't invite you to her Christmas party for a gift exchange, please keep it to yourself or just post about it in the Rat Trap because no one will actually give a shit, LOL. But if you manage to fuck a provider under a Christmas tree, please do report!

SYM[/QUOTE]It's clear there's a YMMV thing for all the girls. Clearly you put more time and effort into developing a relationship with these chicks than others. It doesn't diminish his review just because it doesn't fit with your experience.

[QUOTE=TechSticles;4496719]It's clear there's a YMMV thing for all the girls. Clearly you put more time and effort into developing a relationship with these chicks than others. It doesn't diminish his review just because it doesn't fit with your experience.[/QUOTE]I agree with you except for the fact that there was no actual "review" to diminish, LOL. It was merely a rant about some made up birthday present drama by a disgruntled monger who hasn't seen that provider in at least 6 months. The monger clearly has an axe to grind because he has a history of whining about her - usually after I post an actual review of her, LOL

SYM

[QUOTE=Pilot1011;4498260]This forum is indeed meant for reviews the good and the bad. Honestly the bad ones in my opinion are even more helpful to the community. You should write what you choose to write my friend. For any other monger to tell you what to write and not write is wrong.

The guy that chopped your head off over a comment you made about his favorite provider, has reviewed her approximately 1 million times LOL!! If that doesn't tell you something about his IQ, then you should question your own.

Just sayin.[/QUOTE]Be sure to tell thaaat guy when your birthday is so he can bring you a nice present. Whatever you do, don't tell him you'd prefer a gift card or cash as thaaat will hurt his feelings. If thaaat happens then he won't come see you even though it's been at least 6 months since his last visit. Don't worry though, I'm sure he'll post a "review" about your birthday present wishes (or lack thereof) in the UTR thread for us to read, LMFAO!

SYM

P.S. I just remembered you're the same idiot who kissed thaaat guy's ass 6 months ago for his previous rant about a certain provider, LMAO! Looks like it's just a semiannual thing for you guys, LOL

[QUOTE=Pilot1011;4208507]I cannot understand why I must see two other providers, just to get a date with her. Makes no sense to me and is a bad business model. No woman is worth all the hassle just to get a nut. That 7 year Mitch guy must be very much in love with her because he posts romantic novels every other day about the same girl.

To each his own. I booked an appointment with Nikkole and I can't wait.[/QUOTE]

JagXF you in there? I think I smell some similarities here.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4498317]Be sure to tell thaaat guy when your birthday is so he can bring you a nice present. Whatever you do, don't tell him you'd prefer a gift card or cash as thaaat will hurt his feelings. If thaaat happens then he won't come see you even though it's been at least 6 months since his last visit. Don't worry though, I'm sure he'll post a "review" about your birthday present wishes (or lack thereof) in the UTR thread for us to read, LMFAO!

SYM

P.S. I just remembered you're the same idiot who kissed thaaat guy's ass 6 months ago for his previous rant about a certain provider, LMAO! Looks like it's just a semiannual thing for you guys, LOL[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LickIDSplits;4498797]Knock Knock!

JagXF you in there? I think I smell some similarities here.[/QUOTE]Gee thanks I guess? I do see some similarities but my posts pale in comparison to the legendary Jag, LOL. Here's a link to one of Jag's posts so the noobs know WTF you're talking about:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3666-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=1930238&viewfull=1#post1930238[/URL]

I've also been accused of being Swim, LMAO, but SYM is the only username I've used in the 8 or 9 years I've been a member. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that yours is just one of many for you, LOL.

SYM

[QUOTE=LickIDSplits;4498797]JagXF you in there? I think I smell some similarities here.[/QUOTE]Jag is from NY and SYM is clearly not from NY.

And if anyone thinks SYM is Swim, well Swim is in Washington st. Now.

Nothing to see here.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4499537]Gee thanks I guess? I do see some similarities but my posts pale in comparison to the legendary Jag, LOL. [/QUOTE]JAG?

There used to be a major d-bag on this MFF that kept talking about his Maserati. Who was that?

[QUOTE=MosinNagant;4500818]JAG?

There used to be a major d-bag on this MFF that kept talking about his Maserati. Who was that?[/QUOTE]Wasn't it Lil Meech?

SYM is on his whitehorse (aka walmart coin machine kiddie ride horse) and firing his shots (with his newly bought Nerf water gun). Beware! Lmao.

10/21 at 5:30 am. I turn on my monger phone. I get a handful of messages from other mongers saying to check USA. Bc mitchy mitch is yapping away. I log onto USA and my inbox is flooded with praises from silent, well reputable mongers, for the brave call out on the Pink Unicorn. Thanks for putting me on a pedstal, SYM! I'm not sure what your rat trap posts have done? It hasnt harmed me. I still have a great rapport with my top shelf girls. The only thing it might do is ruin the half ass relationships which I have with that circle of providers who happen to be my last resort.. Which clearly seems to be your top shelf aged whisky or fine bottle or wine. (Based on my recon of your "reviews". You have 656 reviews. 200on M1L, 200 on the other gal w a "10" ass, 200 on responding to pointless argumentative BS & 56 ACTUAL reviews of providers that help the board out) round of a applause, mitchy. Well done.

I come to realize within this Rat Trap, you wasted your time on me trying to call me out? Half a dozen posts between this thread and the UTR thread trying piss and mark your territory of M1 L? She's a big girl. Actually, she's a grown ass woman who can handle her shit. But hey, you feel compelled to jump on your kiddie coin machine spray painted white horse with you water gun trying to fire shots and defend M1 L. It was not an attempt to write a review. If you need an example of how I WRITE REVIEWS, and check out what I've written. I had a small stint with her back then and you browsed my posts to refresh your memory. I suggest you do a full recon, bud. Now that I'm thinking about it, you said I FLOODED the UTR. lol, but nearly a week later and you're still ranting about something regarding my post to other mongers. After reading all the other posts, it actually brought light to the situation. Had you just left it alone, other mongers would not have mentioned anything. It wwould have been dead by now. Instead, M1L got some bad publicity along with some good too

She owned me on snap, huh? Ok.

First she says she doesn't have time to respond to the MANY people who inquired about her bday then digresses to "I was referring to the 5 people who asked. " If there were 5-10 people, then why didn't she just respond to them privately? LOL, Just like the clock watching session. First it was "I never had an alarm clock. " Then it goes "I used to have an alarm clock many years ago" fast fwd to real time during her session an alarm cklock goes off Or how about "I don't see as many people as I used to see. I used to be a revolving door" to "I don't want to work. I only carve out a limited number of clients to see in a given day" Later in the evening she is compelled to say "to those of your who bought me gifts, thank you! I really appreciate the kind gesture" Clearly she felt the urge to go back and thank those who gifted her. SMDH.M1L says she was quite happy with her rant after going back and looking at everything she said on snap. Kinda contradictory if ya ask me.

Bc first she said it was YEARS since I saw her. But after I made an account of what transpired at one of my recent visits , albeit less than 6 months ago, she goes back and changes her claim to "you haven't seen me in at least 6 months"
:::Ding ding ding:::: there goes that alarm.

Anyway, thanks for the spotlight. This was fun, indeed! You really made me laugh with the "dis track".
Please be that exemplary "teachers"/providers pet and show her this post. Can't wait to see hear her response.

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4498317]Be sure to tell thaaat guy when your birthday is so he can bring you a nice present. Whatever you do, don't tell him you'd prefer a gift card or cash as thaaat will hurt his feelings. If thaaat happens then he won't come see you even though it's been at least 6 months since his last visit. Don't worry though, I'm sure he'll post a "review" about your birthday present wishes (or lack thereof) in the UTR thread for us to read, LMFAO!

SYM

P.S. I just remembered you're the same idiot who kissed thaaat guy's ass 6 months ago for his previous rant about a certain provider, LMAO! Looks like it's just a semiannual thing for you guys, LOL[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4497079]I agree with you except for the fact that there was no actual "review" to diminish, LOL. It was merely a rant about some made up birthday present drama by a disgruntled monger who hasn't seen that provider in at least 6 months. The monger clearly has an axe to grind because he has a history of whining about her - usually after I post an actual review of her, LOL

SYM[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4495715]LOL, so instead of posting a review you decide to clutter up the UTR thread with multiple posts about being upset that a certain provider didn't want you to bring her a birthday present on her birthday? Seriously? LMFAO!

Also, the provider's latest Snap rips you a new one and makes it clear you haven't seen her in a very long time, LOL. Even I could tell from your description of her incall that you haven't seen her in AT LEAST 6 months, and maybe even a year. Yet you clearly try to give the false impression in your posts that you see her frequently and were all set to pop in on her birthday to give her a present until she hurt your feelings. That's just weird bro.

Reminds me of that one dude, I forget his name, who wrote a new review of another provider and then the provider posted up that she hadn't seen the monger in over a year. After I was done LMAO I actually felt sorry for the poor monger. I believe this is the second or third time where you've whined about this particular provider mistreating you. It might be time to move on bro, just sayin'.

P.S. If a provider doesn't invite you to her Christmas party for a gift exchange, please keep it to yourself or just post about it in the Rat Trap because no one will actually give a shit, LOL. But if you manage to fuck a provider under a Christmas tree, please do report!

SYM[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SevenYearMitch;4499537]Gee thanks I guess? I do see some similarities but my posts pale in comparison to the legendary Jag, LOL. Here's a link to one of Jag's posts so the noobs know WTF you're talking about:

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3666-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=1930238&viewfull=1#post1930238[/URL]

I've also been accused of being Swim, LMAO, but SYM is the only username I've used in the 8 or 9 years I've been a member. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that yours is just one of many for you, LOL.

SYM[/QUOTE]