Manassas and Woodbridge parlor reviews
Last week I had stopped by Won World Massage in Manassas (it may be called something else now as Chinese parlors tend to change their names often probably to stay under the radar from LE). I saw Cici, middle aged Chinese, ok looking face, average body. You can text them and they will reply back (most times). It's 50 fr 30 minutes and 70 for the hour. She was wearing the typical Chinese AMP attire, yoga pants and a t-shirt. Massage was good with good effort. For extras, I asked about BJ and offered 100 and she accepted, but then I told her no cover and she balked at doing BBBJ for 100, so I opted for a just a good edging HJ with some dick slapping. She took direction well and I busted a big nut from her edging me and doing different HJ techniques. Tipped 60.
This week I hit up a Korean spa (I think it's Korean as rubmaps says it's Korean) in Woodbridge called Healing Therapy, off of Lake Ridge Road in the offices below another AMP, the Chinese parlor Healthy Aroma Therapy. I was tempted to go back to the Healthy Aroma Therapy and see Amy again to bend her over the table and go to pound town but I'm always up for trying a new place. Bibi was my provider, a fairly tall, slim older Korean with very good English, but sadly wearing a tight dress and not my favorite AMP outfit of jean shorts. She said the half hour rate was 50, which I thought was odd for a Korean parlor in this area (Korean AMPs normally charge 60 for 30 and 80 for an hour). I had already showered so I didn't ask for a TS. Anyway, I could tell right off the bat Bibi is experienced in the AMP game, and although she was flirty and jovial, she started off the massage with no oil / cream and that lasted for only several minutes before she asked me what I wanted and how much I would pay. That was a big turn off, so I start the negotiation and say "everything" and she asks how much I pay. I ask her to name her price but she isn't naming any price and wants me to name my price first. We go back and forth a few times with the b. S. Negotiation (I'm being cordial with her) and I tell her, give me a real massage first. Bibi got the cream and she did put effort into the massage. On the flip. I told her just do HJ and she was fine with that but wanted 60 and wanted it up front, and if I wanted topless, that's another 20. I said I'm good with 60 if you do a good tease HJ. Bibi took direction well and was a bit surprised on how much control I had to keep my load in and not bust a nut after a minute LOL I ended up busting a good nut with about 2 minutes left of my session. I would not recommended Bibi as she was all business and looking to get me off quick and get paid for doing 10 or 15 minutes of work. No thanks, these providers have to learn that they need to put in some work and not think they can poke and prod for a few minutes and then dive right into services and think they are going to get a monger out in less than 15 minutes.
She must have left already
[QUOTE=PoonWrangler84;7256510]Sounds like a catch, did you end up seeing her again?[/QUOTE]Went there yesterday and no Latina providers. Saw an older spinner so I went to MD.
Orange Spa Gallows Thumbs Up
Came back to Orange; repeat customer, know Sarah pretty well. Entered and met Tina, bottle blonde with a Marilyn Monroe haircut. Only way I can describe it.
Great figure, really large rack. Very friendly, typical language barrier.
Face: 6 of 10.
Body 8.5 of 10.
Massage 4 of 10.
L2 CBJ: 9 of 10 couldn't even really tell if I was covered until it was over.
Value: 9 of 10.
Tina didn't short me, massage after the fact, really nice time. Will come back soon and try a TS with her. She says she works mostly weekends but I saw her middle of the week, late afternoon.
Kiko. Diamond Flash. Fairfax
I saw a few reviews of AMPs with good naturals and took the plunge for Kiko.
I'll start with the good stuff:
Kiko is cute and is on the thicker side for an AMP, but that's what I like and definitely sporting soft natural Ds.
Opted for 30 minutes (05). GREAT massage, oil or lotion options, will walk on your back, but if you're a smaller guy, not an option I'd suggest. I'm 6'1 240, so no issue. Paid attention to all knots, and when you ask for strong, it'll be strong.
On the flip, it's understood that L1 is the main thing on the menu. She doesn't immediately get topless, you have to suggest it but I got them out and boy, what a nice pair. She shoved them in my mouth while she massaged Jr and whispered in my ear. It worked. She actually enjoyed her nips being sucked.
The HJ has a lot of oil and edging and ball and taint play. Blew a firehose load and the clean up with efficient. I get the feeling that with repeated visits and maybe more cash, you might get CBJ but I doubt FS is on there.
The only downside is a limited menu but the place was clean and efficient. Would I go back? I would. I have other providers with more options but if I can't get to them, Kiko works. YMMV.
There was another younger, slimmer provider with no ass and decent C cups. Seems like a 2-3 woman operation in a weird office building.
Tip was 130.
Fhoh strike out and Cardinal rule broken.
Another swing and a miss for me at fhoh. After my last review I'm sure I'm in for a tough response from you all and it's well deserved. I know, I know.
Was in Tysons today really pondering over spa or escort. The Thai action for me in Tysons has been really lacking talent and Korean and Chinese aren't really my thing. I hit up WED spa and was given a line up via text. Then I sat there in hard debate. Fhoh for another swing, or Korean? I didn't have the time to drive out to ffx or Chantilly and needed to get back into md. So I regretfully went to fhoh.
I knew from texts they had 6 girls on. One of which was ericka from last time. I figured one of them at least will be hot. They showed me to the room and had each girl one after one say hi and their name. They only showed me three I think. Valery stuck her head in the door and said I'm Valery. I knew from the moment I saw her that she was the one. Young, I think like 25-27, gorgeous, spinner Latina, nothing man made, small B's, beautiful face, and really nice long hair. The moment she came in and started talking I knew I chose unwise. She spoke perfect English with zero accent. Like she was born in the US. All of the women I've seen at Latina establishments aren't from here. She was very nice, articulate, will spoken, and respectful. The vibe she gave off was that she's a good girl that is just looking for legit work. My intuition was spot on. I'd love to tell you guys I knew what the body looked like because I really did think she was hot. Only thing I didn't like was her forearm sleeve. I don't typically immediately say I really have to have this one at spas, but I really wanted her. Didn't happen. On the flip she said "have you been here before? Then that means you probably want me to massage here. I do the massage with lingerie, you can touch me, but not in me, and the cost is one Benjamin. " I said so no mouth or here and pointed down at her waist, and she replied "no, at least not now. " I'm not sure if that meant not for me or not at all for anyone. So I said I'll pass. While a bit annoyed I do have to say she was extremely nice and while not cmt quality, her massage was better than most I've had there.
I was leaving a little bitter. I wish one they would show photos and two, give a heads up for which are FS and which aren't. Like no table shower or table shower. We all know what that means. I gave her 40 bucks and she seemed ok with it all, but then she broke the Cardinal rule. She didn't check the hall and no one was Manning the front desk. So I go to do my walk of shame in disappointment and there's a 6'2 220 lbs mongers looking right at me at the front desk. I broke the rule and said how's it going, he said what's up and moved so I could leave. I said thanks. The end. Itch not scratched. As someone who grew up in a Latino house hold and traveled all over central and South America, I'm not sure where they keep finding these tall girls. 5'7 to 5'9 is super tall for a Latina. It makes me weak and think with the small head. Be safe out there fellas.
Who gets charged in an AMP raid?
Believe it or not, some men (and women) go to these places for nothing more than a massage & should feel no risk doing so.
One thing I have wondered about for years. If Joe Blow is at an AMP getting a massage when LE comes in to raid the place, and ole Joe is just laying there face down doing nothing illegal, just getting a massage, what happens to Joe? I mean most of these places have a business license so it's not illegal to be in the facility, so do the men that get charged in these raids actually get caught having sex or do the masseuse's rat them out or what? Anyone know for sure?
Best spot with TS near Arlington?
Flying in for work. Place I live currently is pretty dead. No AMPs with TS at all within hours of here.
Last time I few in, had a good experience with Lulu in the place off Columbia Pike, but they don't offer a TS. I'm missing that experience. I used to frequent Rte 1 and the other place where Apple and Coffee worked in Woodbridge when I lived in the area. Not looking to Uber from Arlington to Woodbridge so wondering if anyone can suggest some spots closer to Arlington.