Massage Parlor Reports

I normally would see a long post like this and give it at best a tl; dr glance. But the writing, story, and substance about a place that has a well-earned place in the monger HOF before its troubles, all combine for a pure gold review that had me read it from top to bottom. Thanks for taking the time.

[QUOTE=Velcrolio;6351164]A buddy came to town last wee, someone I've known since he was a freshman, now he's a wealthy asset manager, and there's obviously some chick or chicks here that he sees, because he dodges too many questions for things to be on the level. On Thursday I ran errands and got a nice car BJ as repay from Indica, had an event, and by the time I showed up to meet my buddy, he was shitfaced and up quite a bit on craps and blackjack. A girl I knew was coming to work at that very resort in a few minutes, so I asked her to swing by without revealing I knew a lot of WGs. 'Can you get girls to come by? He said. I said yes, but. 'Have them come!' he shouted. It was a sad moment when I had to reveal that this kind of thing was fine in LA, and I could call in some hot chick friends to hang out, but here ya got to pay. 'How much does she want? He asked. I said you know 3 per hour. 'Jesus, Vegas pisses me off!' he said. 'Let's to get a massage, I got a place in mind. You ever do that?' he asked. 'No, never,' I lied. 'But I've heard of places getting busted so I know stuff goes on there. ' Meanwhile I'm texting furiously to call off the girl who was to swing by our table, though I'd already cash-apped her twenty bucks for the trouble of hanging with a pair of dudes at a bar where she probably shouldn't be in the first place, and she transitioned into carpet-walking only after being caught in an MP bust several years ago.

So we map the place, and when we turn into the complex I do a double-take. It's where LilyA used to be, and I'd never even looked at that mall since I made Naomi toss the rubber and bring in the second girl to do a hotdog bun on me when I was drunk a few months before Metro took it down. You guys will know the place, it's a variant of Lily, but it's the front, not the back. And there's a hilarious report buried way back in this sbforum of a guy thinking he was going to Lily A and walking in this parlor (under a different name I imagine) and getting nothing like the full insanity of the outrageous, loud sex, slapping body noises, oohs and ahhs and yelps that might greet a dude walking into Lily A during it's heydey...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FunSeeker702;6350778]Jeez 240 for a blowie at burlington? Isn't that a pretty steep?[/QUOTE]Flat fee there. If he only got a blowie, it was likely his choice. That said, if MMS was Lulu, her blowie could be worth 240. She's the best service provider in the AMP biz.

[QUOTE=SmallGuy19;6352701]Hey all,

I helped a beautiful Asian lady with a flat on the free way. We got to talking for a bit and she mentioned she worked at a parlor, but didn't mention what place and she never gave me her name. All I can recognize from her was a nice sized booty and her 2020 Lexus is300 in a really beautiful blue. Has anyone seen this car at a parlor around. I want to see if my good deed can get me a good deal LOL.

Any info would be great. PM me please.[/QUOTE]You fucked up buddy. And odds are it wouldn't get you. A goodeal, just maybe some mileage. Big maybe there good luck finding her. What time of day, and which way was she heading. Maybe that'll help but she also could be on tour and packing it up to head to pheonix, la, or SD just as easily.

[QUOTE=ClosetPervert9;6353132]You fucked up buddy. And odds are it wouldn't get you. A goodeal, just maybe some mileage. Big maybe there good luck finding her. What time of day, and which way was she heading. Maybe that'll help but she also could be on tour and packing it up to head to pheonix, la, or SD just as easily.[/QUOTE]Damn, that what I was thinking.

I caught her around 11 ish and last she mention she was heading over to Sahara for the dealership. She might have said something about heading north of town tho.

She was in rehab for 6 months and got clean. In a sober living house now so I'm pretty sure she has a curfew now or she gets kicked from the house. But yes can confirm she's back, I saw her a few weeks ago. It was nice not dealing with the crazy side of her for once.

[QUOTE=DCGrind;6351471]Is Indica back in town? Haven't seen or heard that name for ages?[/QUOTE]

Went to castle spa behind the Walgreens on Jones / Spring Mountain. Older Chinese woman who's name I've forgotten answered. Blonde hair, decent perky (fake) rack, maybe early 40's. Massage was a bland rub-down with oil. Agreed on $.60, but found out she charged 65. Moved on to flip and FS, it was cfs with no BJ. She seemed tired and the service was mediocre, but I popped regardless. Night and tight but you barely feel it through the inch thick condom. Agreed on $$ but charged me 225 instead. So $$.90 total for 1/10th the service pink gave.

Also, AMPs never open the condom in front of me. It arrives in tissue and leaves in tissue. They don't reuse these do they?

There's a part of me that really didn't want to see anything about her, because I don't want the competition when it comes to Indica. Even in the worst of times, her personality, sexual appetite and wild performance fit each guy like a glove, I have no doubt. It can't just be me. So the fact that we get on like best friends, and she fulfills every filthy fantasy I wouldn't even ask girls I know far better than her, well, it's just the way things roll with her for every guy. I say this even though her tits are now bona fide spectacular. So yeah, this guy kind of lets me off the hook. Hey, if you see her, it means I can't spend every penny of my life savings on her. She's literally the only girl I will still consent to 'rescue' once in awhile, not always, not even often, just whenever I've taken to re-rolling the BJ vid from a few years back and losing my load before she even sticks her fingers in her mouth (my favorite filthy affect of any girl ever). And I want this post memorialized, because I'm clearly close to the girls, but if I can be bros before hoes about this spectacular tramp, I don't want to ever hear any questions that my man card is a counterfeit demagnetized Orbit Inn key card I use as a fake.

[QUOTE=Vegas7002;6353209]She was in rehab for 6 months and got clean. In a sober living house now so I'm pretty sure she has a curfew now or she gets kicked from the house. But yes can confirm she's back, I saw her a few weeks ago. It was nice not dealing with the crazy side of her for once.[/QUOTE]

I was on Cloud Nine yesterday (2/28) at 1 pm when a fellow monger started a ruckus shouting that he wanted his money back because he had only had 45 minutes of his 60 minutes massage, and that he was going to call all the authorities on the place and its workers and bring it down. It seems that he asked for extra services, but said he had no more money, not even for a tip, so at that point things ended. He was slurred and aggressive in his speech. A loser.

Let's remember that a gratuity is expected at all massage places, from the Hotel spas and Massage Envy down to the places we frequent. It is not fair to take advantage of their disadvantaged position in society with boorish behavior.

Separately, I have driven around Burlingtons a few times looking for the camera LE monitoring that and OG referenced, but the coast seems clear for those that like a fulsome experience.

Glad to hear she's getting herself straight. She's one of a kind. Hope to see her again when I get back to town.

[QUOTE=Vegas7002;6353209]She was in rehab for 6 months and got clean. In a sober living house now so I'm pretty sure she has a curfew now or she gets kicked from the house. But yes can confirm she's back, I saw her a few weeks ago. It was nice not dealing with the crazy side of her for once.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DCGrind;6355538]Glad to hear she's getting herself straight. She's one of a kind. Hope to see her again when I get back to town.[/QUOTE][URL]http://las-vegas.mojovillage.com/adult-18/companionsguides-women/thehardwantswhatitwants_151554[/URL]

Yes, that's her. She's a wild child!

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[QUOTE=DCGrind;6355782]Yes, that's her. She's a wild child![/QUOTE]That was 5 years ago and she looked bad back then someone update her pics.I want to see if she looks any better or worse now that time has gone by?

[QUOTE=VegasGuy1995;6353978]Went to castle spa behind the Walgreens on Jones / Spring Mountain. Older Chinese woman who's name I've forgotten answered. Blonde hair, decent perky (fake) rack, maybe early 40's. Massage was a bland rub-down with oil. Agreed on $.60, but found out she charged 65. Moved on to flip and FS, it was cfs with no BJ. She seemed tired and the service was mediocre, but I popped regardless. Night and tight but you barely feel it through the inch thick condom. Agreed on $$ but charged me 225 instead. So $$.90 total for 1/10th the service pink gave.

Also, AMPs never open the condom in front of me. It arrives in tissue and leaves in tissue. They don't reuse these do they?[/QUOTE]They don't reuse them. They are easier to fit say 100 unwrapped condoms inside one of those fake soda bottles from a headshop, than wrapped ones.

[QUOTE=Joesun1;6356009]That was 5 years ago and she looked bad back then someone update her pics.I want to see if she looks any better or worse now that time has gone by?[/QUOTE]I looked her up on them and she has 100+ pics. You can clearly tell which are recent because she's starting to sag, has stretch marks around her rack, starting to pancake a little, etc.

Went to Burlington this morning and saw Yumi, she told me she will be here till end of the month. Paid for an hour with the usual Burlington service, Yumi is good at what she does and always tries to please you. She is my ATF and definitely will come back to see her again.