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[QUOTE=Instantcummer;7590670]Saw an ad on bedpage. They highlighted table showers and BBFS, so I called and decided to part take.

I wanted an hour, which was 60, but I had to break off 20 with a 50, but MMS said to count it toward tip.

Amy, 40's, MILF-type, D cup tits popping out of her blue dress. Her makeup is very heavily applied on, like a mime in normal lighting.

Table shower was just decent. Back east, the table showers were in a relaxing dark room experience with a mirror to behold. Here, it literally is just a massage table, in the middle of a shower room. As Amy requested me to lie down and clean me up, once I got touchy feely, and she kept on pulling her clothes down and pulling away from my advances, that was my first red flag of the night. She legit used hand soap to wash me. Table shower gets 1 star.

Get back to the big room to the left. She asks me what I want, and I said I wanted the BBFS as advertised and she said that she's tired. Another red flag, but I understand so I settled with full service. I gave her 140, and she wanted 160. But I told her I had the 10 that was already broken off to her tip. She rolled her eyes. Another red flag. I tried going for a kiss, and she pulls away. Big fucking red flag.

I knew when I tried this in the shower and she wasn't willing; my instincts should've been to walk out right away.

Anyways, here's a lame description of her body. Her tits are actually really sagging, like sandbags. Nipples look perky and alright. Ass is flat, as most typical Asians are, but slightly better when bent over.

So what does 150 get you in this spa with a 60 HF?

I'll tell you.

A CFS. A very quiet Mish. She didn't want to be loud. She does very minor moans. Pussy feels tight but not in a good way. I can tell she was trying to squeeze me as I went in her.

And at the 30 minute mark, her completion is HJ and she fully clothed herself when she does it. The store is not even close to closing, but she says she needs to leave soon. I told her, then give me my 10 back.

She looks frustrated, stops and just walks out of the room.

I put my clothes back on, and just left. She tried to meet me at the door to hand me a water bottle, and I didn't even bother looking at her.

I ran into MMS on my way out, and I told her that you made my first experience in LA a terrible one. Didn't even try to make it right.

I heard that the San Gabriel Valley offered experiences every monger here fantasizes, but this is clearly a case of an establishment that says they do what everybody else does, upsell you on the services, and rob you of your time / expectations.

If you want a table shower, settle for a legit spot. Not this sham of an establishment.

Absolutely do not recommend!

You Angelinos really know how to roll out the welcome mat for a brother.[/QUOTE]Sorry about the terrible experience, I'd joke about how you drew a mime who did not perform as billed, but sounds deeper- like a scammy lower tier place in general given the MMS doesn't even care. The solid places are run better and see the big picture service wise. But you TOFTT and your honest review provided a valuable service, thank you.

Anyone else here try it?

Been in that situation a few times, its often hard to walk out, we're already in, the blood is flowing, we hope against the sometimes ambiguous headwinds. Only in retrospect are the red flags crystal clear.
But when we do walk out, we rarely regret it.

I've gotten better over the years with experience. One time at a shop that usually has asians and occasional Latinas, I drew a Latina- tall, augmented, pretty good looking. When she came in the room and started calling me "honey", I instantly got the vibe she wanted to run the show and would have a million rules. Bailed right away.

Anyway hope you can get back on the (right) horse soon and get that out of your system.

[QUOTE=Instantcummer;7590670]Saw an ad on bedpage. They highlighted table showers and BBFS, so I called and decided to part take.

I wanted an hour, which was 60, but I had to break off 20 with a 50, but MMS said to count it toward tip.

Amy, 40's, MILF-type, D cup tits popping out of her blue dress. Her makeup is very heavily applied on, like a mime in normal lighting.

If you want a table shower, settle for a legit spot. Not this sham of an establishment.

Absolutely do not recommend!

You Angelinos really know how to roll out the welcome mat for a brother.[/QUOTE]Yep I've been here before. I saw a mimi. Visit was decent. Mich better than this experience.

I returned one other time because it was late and I was just looking for a release.

I ask the girl in the front "no massage, just BJ". She says "ok $220". I literally laughed, said "you're crazy" and walked out.

It's actually called Moon Day LOL. Typo on RM.

[QUOTE=Cockyazn;7591183]Damn, brother. I thought I had bad time in Pasadena. But $210 for a Fully clothed hand job finish?

I know what Spa you're talking about too. It's off the San Gabriel exit from the 10.

When I visited in October, I got Mimi, which was an older provider, but she was at least willing to DFK and BBBJCIM. Services were good, but it sounds like they really diminished over time.

Let DM you on a better spot that offers at least the baseline full service you want. You just had the bad luck of picking a mostly unknown spa, and drawing a provider that was going to drain your wallet / time and not your ballsack.[/QUOTE]I had Mimi as well. I reviewed her. Visit was decent.

Returned one other time. Girl in the front had huge tits. I ask her to see the other girl working.

A young girl in a hoodie pops out, annoyed looking and just says "go with her" pointing at the girl with huge tits.

So I ask the girl with huge tits for QV BJ only no massage and she says $220. Walked TF out.

[QUOTE=Instantcummer;7590670]Saw an ad on bedpage. They highlighted table showers and BBFS, so I called and decided to part take.

I wanted an hour, which was 60, but I had to break off 20 with a 50, but MMS said to count it toward tip.

Amy, 40's, MILF-type, D cup tits popping out of her blue dress. Her makeup is very heavily applied on, like a mime in normal lighting.

Table shower was just decent. Back east, the table showers were in a relaxing dark room experience with a mirror to behold. Here, it literally is just a massage table, in the middle of a shower room. As Amy requested me to lie down and clean me up, once I got touchy feely, and she kept on pulling her clothes down and pulling away from my advances, that was my first red flag of the night. She legit used hand soap to wash me. Table shower gets 1 star.

Get back to the big room to the left. She asks me what I want, and I said I wanted the BBFS as advertised and she said that she's tired. Another red flag, but I understand so I settled with full service. I gave her 140, and she wanted 160. But I told her I had the 10 that was already broken off to her tip. She rolled her eyes. Another red flag. I tried going for a kiss, and she pulls away. Big fucking red flag.

I knew when I tried this in the shower and she wasn't willing; my instincts should've been to walk out right away.[/QUOTE]We've all been there, my friend. You'd be surprised how much this thing happens in popular spots as well. I agree with Vulva Nut that you really TOFTT and you still provided an excellent review of this spa.

The bad need to be acknowledged as much as the good here.

Since you've been supportive of my come up, I'll just DM you a recommendation on one of my gatekept locations.

They'll give you the full red carpet treatment.

Hey everyone, going to be visiting the LA area for a couple days next and I am wondering if anyone can point me in the direction of the best Rimming in the area. Coming from Chicago we don't have much talent like that and its far few in between. Thanks.

Yeah, I was there a couple days ago and I had to wait as well. Almost 20 minutes. No doubt Honey is a very sweet gal. Great attitude lovely to look at. When I was younger, couple of decades ago I certainly looked forward to this type of dining experience. However, I'm an older guy now, and I kinda like it slowed down a bit. I'm not being judgmental. It's a me Thing. As I age the smorgasbord experience isn't as attractive, what I'm looking for is a provider that gets to know me and understands sometimes I like to do one thing and sometimes I like to do another without feeling rushed or hurried.

Ever since Covid I haven't found providers that stay in one place. I used to have two providers in Hacienda Heights that were there every week, both Hot and both very attentive. I got to know each one of them very well and when I would show up, they knew exactly what kind of person I am and what I liked, Not to mention, would give a great massage, even after the deed was done. Sadly, those experiences are far and few between. Most full-service places now rotate like hell, Which I totally get if you are a young Turk strutting your stuff! So, in the meantime, I'll live vicariously through you young guys and reminisce about the days when I could do that stuff too. Perhaps I'll get lucky in the future, and find some provider that sticks around and knows what I desire.

DB

[QUOTE=PhoKingAwesome;7590667]I was in the area so I stopped by with appointment. I got there 10 min early and Honey made me wait because apparently she was deep cleaning herself for me. Since she normally makes you lay down for her special massage I decided to test her today to see how deep she cleaned herself. Had her on all fours and inspected both holes with my tongue for a change. She definitely cleaned herself because no scent and everything looked and tasted amazing. She then had me lay down and did her ritual. The way she worked her magic you could have sworn she was a vegan with all that salad she enjoys. Switched over to 69 and I told her no next steps until she was satisfied with my oral skills. Must have done a good job because she was pounding her pussy all over my face while telling me she loved me. That's all I needed to hear and told her we were ready to continue but she said 5 more minutes and camel slid up and down my nose and chin. My new fetish unlocked is now being smothered until I tap for breath. She gave me a quick question on which hole I wanted and I told her ladies choice and she was quick to shove me deep in her tiny back door. The position was odd but amazing. She went cowgirl with one leg over the side of my shoulder and one on her knee. Had me controlling her cheeks and told me to grab her hips and pound it. Her moaning and I love you turned me on more than being in her ass. Finally begged me to cum and after she only pulled out half way and squeezed my balls with one hand and my tip with her hole refusing to stop. Full cleanup and let me shower after. When I was back in the room she asked for my number and laughed when she saw my Google Voice app. Told her that we can't be too relaxed in this hobby.

She reminds me of Water on Twitch and her body is perfection.[/QUOTE]

New girl Sasa at Star today. Other two girls on the lineup are Vivi and Amy.

Sasa is gorgeous! IDK why she seemed very familiar but she said it's her first time working in LA. I could see some thinking she's mid 20's but she's about 30.5'2". Very pretty face with full pink lips and perfect teeth. Make up nicely done. Long dark hair. Looks like she could be in photoshoots. Definitely one of the prettiest girls I've seen at AMPs. Very nice MM C Cups. Slim frame, vertical scar on abdomen, small Asian ass you can still grab. She's got a very pleasant soft voice.

Inside the room she says one minute, leaves and I start undressing. She comes back in fairly quick and helps me undress. I hop on the table for a massage but she just kinda ran her hands around my body then the crack. So skip the massage gents. I hear undressing and she starts rubbing her warm tits on my ass and back. Then comes up and starts kissing my neck and ears. She's got very soft full lips. Tells me to flip. Hops on laying on top of me and goes for DFK. She's a good kisser. Suck her nice tits. I'm grinding here to try to initiate some p2 p, doesn't happen. She goes down to BBBJ, no teeth and lots of eye contact. Shimmies to 69. Very beautiful shaved small ass and pussy. The very slightest amount of meat to grab. Clean hygiene. She got very wet and very reactive to DATY. Threw in some DATO for good measure. Hops off 69 and asks if I'm hungry and want more. So she sits on my face and I continue DATY with juices flowing haha. Cover comes on and she rides in ACG. But drops in slowly because she said she just came back from a 2 month break. She was extremely tight. RCG afterwards. She then says fuck me so we get into mish with plenty of DFK. Then I ask for doggy. Very nice view of her petite small frame. Cute little ass. She feels me getting close to busting and she starts reaching down and rubbing my asshole LOL. Blow here. Cleanup and it was a damn good sesh. Eye candy and good service. Her English is good. No translator need. She's got personality and will converse with you.

40 hhr.

140 tip.

[QUOTE=Warjackhammer;7591487]We've all been there, my friend. You'd be surprised how much this thing happens in popular spots as well. I agree with Vulva Nut that you really TOFTT and you still provided an excellent review of this spa.

The bad need to be acknowledged as much as the good here.

Since you've been supportive of my come up, I'll just DM you a recommendation on one of my gatekept locations.

They'll give you the full red carpet treatment.[/QUOTE]Thank you so much at Warjackhammer!

Believe it or not, it's one of your reviews that influenced my decision moving to LA, along with my work. LOL.

It's good to know that this community really is a community and not just a glaze fest. It's also hard to believe that my shitty experience is relatable and valued.

I know we talked in the DMs but these guys should know that you're really a good dude who has some really crazy TGTBT intel.

I'll be making my next appointment per your recommendation with guaranteed confidence!

Don't worry, brother, my lips are sealed after this.

[QUOTE=DildoBaggens;7592145]Yeah, I was there a couple days ago and I had to wait as well. Almost 20 minutes. No doubt Honey is a very sweet gal. Great attitude lovely to look at. When I was younger, couple of decades ago I certainly looked forward to this type of dining experience. However, I'm an older guy now, and I kinda like it slowed down a bit. I'm not being judgmental. It's a me Thing. As I age the smorgasbord experience isn't as attractive, what I'm looking for is a provider that gets to know me and understands sometimes I like to do one thing and sometimes I like to do another without feeling rushed or hurried.

Ever since Covid I haven't found providers that stay in one place. I used to have two providers in Hacienda Heights that were there every week, both Hot and both very attentive. I got to know each one of them very well and when I would show up, they knew exactly what kind of person I am and what I liked, Not to mention, would give a great massage, even after the deed was done. Sadly, those experiences are far and few between. Most full-service places now rotate like hell, Which I totally get if you are a young Turk strutting your stuff! So, in the meantime, I'll live vicariously through you young guys and reminisce about the days when I could do that stuff too. Perhaps I'll get lucky in the future, and find some provider that sticks around and knows what I desire.

DB[/QUOTE]You aren't wrong, DB. I'm on the younger side, and sometimes I don't even feel like plowing the new girl in town. I definitely prefer having some kind of connection or history with a girl first. But just when the chemistry starts to build. Poof, they're gone. That's exactly why I've asked for their number but even that can feel like a big step.

[QUOTE=VulvaNut;7591295]Sorry about the terrible experience, I'd joke about how you drew a mime who did not perform as billed, but sounds deeper- like a scammy lower tier place in general given the MMS doesn't even care. The solid places are run better and see the big picture service wise. But you TOFTT and your honest review provided a valuable service, thank you.

Anyone else here try it?

Been in that situation a few times, its often hard to walk out, we're already in, the blood is flowing, we hope against the sometimes ambiguous headwinds. Only in retrospect are the red flags crystal clear.
But when we do walk out, we rarely regret it.

I've gotten better over the years with experience. One time at a shop that usually has asians and occasional Latinas, I drew a Latina- tall, augmented, pretty good looking. When she came in the room and started calling me "honey", I instantly got the vibe she wanted to run the show and would have a million rules. Bailed right away..[/QUOTE]Yes! My red flag intuition was going off the charts in this spa!

I will definitely walk away if I feel like the place is a complete oversell sham! If they claim the girls are young and cute, and you show up and their not. Out! If they try to renegotiate a higher tip fee (unreasonably). Out.

I always take these reviews with a grain of salt unless it's someone that I really follow and / or others can verify the same exact experience.

Thanks to the homie, WJH, I'll be back on that horse soon and all this was nothing more than just 2.5 star experience.

[QUOTE=Jrp21;7591396]I had Mimi as well. I reviewed her. Visit was decent.

Returned one other time. Girl in the front had huge tits. I ask her to see the other girl working.

A young girl in a hoodie pops out, annoyed looking and just says "go with her" pointing at the girl with huge tits.

So I ask the girl with huge tits for QV BJ only no massage and she says $220. Walked TF out.[/QUOTE]Honestly, I should've picked the older not so good looking one. When I walked in and she asked me how much I wanted, she licked her lips like she was ready suck my dick right then and there in the lobby. But when I saw Amy's tits popping out in that tight blue dress, it was game over.

I'm pretty sure it's the same ***** you ran into but you had the %1000 IQ to walk TF out.

I'm glad I'm not the only one with this experience!

I was feeling it today, and needed to get drained. Headed over to Leisure in Whittier. Place hasn't disappointed yet. Nice rotation of girls, Lucy is no exception. Lucy stands about 5'3", 105, enhanced C Cups, long dark brown hair, milky skin, clean shaved, small tattoo on her hand. Spa has plenty of parking out back, went in through the back door (no pun intended). Lucy greeted me, gave her the donation for 45 minutes ($50), led me to the room and excused herself while I stripped down and laid face down. Laid the donation on the table so there's no negotiation or confusion as to why I was there.

Lucy comes back and starts a decent massage. Nothing spectacular, flip comes and I'm already rock hard from grabbing her ass and feeling her round ass. She jumps on top and mounts me, no penetration yet. Starts with some DFK, slips the tongue in my ear and makes her way down my neck kissing me softly. Works her way down to the boys. Giving each proper attention before she starts a nice BBBJ. Positions herself into 69, and I dive right in. Spread the cheeks, and start with the clit, while I have a firm grip on her ass. Lucy continues a nice BBBJ, while I'm enjoying her pussy. Tapped to let her know I'm ready to be mounted. Cover goes on, and she starts with ACG, slapping that ass on my thighs, while she's fucking me. She rotates so I can get a great view of her ass. I switch her into K9, but before I resume pounding her, I pause and taste her ass. Slip my cock back in and grab the hips, and I start pounding away. She's moaning the whole time, enjoying herself I presume. Flip her onto standing mish so I can pin her legs back and get some deep penetration. Girl can take a good pounding. I ask if I can finish in her mouth, to which she nods. Jumps off the bed and rips the cover off and sucks until I blast a weeks worth into her mouth. Keeps sucking until its all out, and excuses herself to clean up. Man, Lucy is a winner. Head game is on point, body is nice and firm. Cute face. Helps clean me up and walks me to the door. $150 Donation.

[QUOTE=Jrp21;7592168]New girl Sasa at Star today. Other two girls on the lineup are Vivi and Amy.

Sasa is gorgeous! IDK why she seemed very familiar but she said it's her first time working in LA. I could see some thinking she's mid 20's but she's about 30.5'2". Very pretty face with full pink lips and perfect teeth. Make up nicely done. Long dark hair. Looks like she could be in photoshoots. Definitely one of the prettiest girls I've seen at AMPs. Very nice MM C Cups. Slim frame, vertical scar on abdomen, small Asian ass you can still grab. She's got a very pleasant soft voice.[/QUOTE]This is the same Sasa that was at cloud 9 in culver city.

Tried her today after Vivi. From what I remember she is into Greek, but I didn't try it today.

[QUOTE=InAndOut404;7591574]Hey everyone, going to be visiting the LA area for a couple days next and I am wondering if anyone can point me in the direction of the best Rimming in the area. Coming from Chicago we don't have much talent like that and its far few in between. Thanks.[/QUOTE]It's been several months since I've been but a lot of the ladies at Tokyo Spa rimmed. The best was Lola. She's at a new spot, it is probably best to ping Jrp21 to see if she's still available.

I was grabbing coffee nearby and got the itch, so I decided to walk over to Leisure. As soon as I walked in, Lucy greeted me with a big smile, pulled me in for a warm hug, and immediately took me to the first room on the left.

She didn't waste any time the moment the door closed, she jumped straight into DFK. She asked what I wanted, I told her "everything," and handed her the donation. Without even leaving the room we ripped each others clothes off, she pushed me onto the bed and went right back to DFK.

She looked at me and asked if I wanted her to suck it. The second I said yes, she spun around and planted her perfectly shaved kitty right on my face. I went to work while she put me in a loose headlock with her thighs it was both funny and hot, and she clearly knew exactly what she was doing.

Her DT and BLS were excellent, but the way she took it deep and choked on it was next level. I gave her the tap before I finished in her mouth. She quickly grabbed a cover, slid it on, and hopped on for ACG. The fit was perfect nice and snug. She looked down at me and said, "You're my first today," with a little giggle, then leaned in for more DFK as she started riding harder, holding onto my thighs and really going for it.

After a bit, she switched to RCG and showed off how well she can throw that ass around. I gave her a few playful slaps and she moaned, "Harder!" So I obliged. She seemed to really enjoy it.

Eventually I took control and told her to switch to doggy. She bent over the bed and I started pounding her hard while she braced herself against the wall. That's when Honey (completely naked) opened the door to check on us, gave a quick smile, and closed it again.

While I was going deep, I slid my thumb into her poop chute she reacted but didn't stop me, so I kept going. When I told her I wanted to CIM, I sat on the chair. Right as I noticed two other guys walking in, I knew I had to finish. I grabbed her head and let her go to town with intense DT until I unloaded in her mouth.

She ran to the restroom to spit, came back with a hot towel to clean me up, and said she had to step out for a minute. When she returned, she told me to wait unbuckled my pants and gave me a few extra licks and told me to come see her again tomorrow.

Oh I'll be back tomorrow but little did she know I was going to be sitting court side by the splash zone ifykyk.

Height 5'3.

Pale and soft skin.

MM C cups cute nips.

Shaved kitty.

Toned body.

Total 2 units