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[QUOTE=WizardLvl69;6038499]I dreamed that my scheduled D&D game got cancelled tonight and the queen was out of town, so I opted for a different type of evening: my first visit to a village healer. Ace was close to my house and I saw a couple posts about it so I found some courage and said fuck it, tonight's the night I add a few pages to my story. I called ahead and made an appointment, I had no clue what I was doing here and decided to let it play out naturally. Being a first timer at a healer's hut, I was nervous and decided to let things happen organically, if anything happened at all. I met a girl from a foreign land on my journey, 'Selena' who was a pretty Eastern woman of around 5'5 with a pretty face, late thirties with nice B's and a slender frame. I dreamed she asked for. 7 gold pieces for the house and gave a nice, firm massage I desperately needed, it was genuinely quite good. I would have been content if that's all there was. Or so I thought.

Lots of teasing and whispering in my ear had me ready for combat, so after some discussion I got some CBJ for $ more gold pieces, which I then upgraded to FS for and additional. 8 (that's $$. 5 altogether for those who can't keep up with Wizard math). She mounted my steed and a few other 'fighting styles' followed (mish, K9), for about 20 minutes by her clock. At this point I knew 2 things. 1) I was coming up on time and didn't want the unpleasantness and 2) I was not going to complete my adventure 'undercover' as I hadn't worn a cloak for many years. I removed the unpleasant outerwear and opted for the use of her Mage Hand spell, which critical hit resulting in an extremely satisfying conclusion to the quest. Selena will be in the village for another 2 months or so (I asked a bunch of questions for you fuckers so I could actually deliver some semblance of value on a first post).

Big thanks from the lurker squad (I was for years) and I'm glad I finally just pulled the fucking trigger. I know some of you legendary degenerates do this all the time but it was quite an experience for me, hopefully I didn't fuck up the rules and you actually get to see this and get a laugh out of it. Bet you never thought you'd be reading a Dungeons & Dragons themed AMP post but fuck it, life is weird. You fuckers are great, until the tale of my next quest stay safe, pack extra healing potions, and enjoy your adventures.[/QUOTE]This review made my fucking day.

Looks like this is a current ad. [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42786/[/URL] How were the sessions with her?

[QUOTE=AsnLongTime;4529932]Wow I would sure like to know if this is true. I would love to see her again!

If anyone has any info please feel free to PM me. Seen her many times and reconnecting would be great![/QUOTE]

Also, the very sexy Diamond just went on vacation so she won't be working Sunday evening. Not sure on her return date yet.

[URL]https://geminitampa.com/diamond[/URL]

Jenna and Gia will take good care of you though so no worries. Enjoy!

Always moving.

[QUOTE=MoveOn1970;6040039]And also for this upcoming weekend, the lineup includes Jenna and Gia for both Friday (July 29) and Saturday (July 30) starting at 5 pm. Both are hot, hot, hot!

Jenna.

[URL]https://geminitampa.com/jenna-1[/URL]

Gia.

[URL]https://geminitampa.com/gia[/URL]

No worries on ever being rushed, hurried, and / or disappointed.

$280 total.

Please remember they prefer to keep low profile as to not attract undo attention.

Stay safe and enjoy![/QUOTE]

Can anyone direct me to where I could get a body rub / massage from a good looking girl under 40 that offers a HE? I've been doing this 10+ years and options have been sparse over the years, I'd really like to find a girl to be a regular at.

I know of the Russian girls that advertise but they last told me 220 for half hour which is so astronomically awful I'd never consider it no matter how hot the girl is.

[QUOTE=MoveOn1970;6042659]Also, the very sexy Diamond just went on vacation so she won't be working Sunday evening. Not sure on her return date yet.

[URL]https://geminitampa.com/diamond[/URL]

Jenna and Gia will take good care of you though so no worries. Enjoy!

Always moving.[/QUOTE]I posted in the Aromatherapy Section that I was told Scarlett no longer works there. She's still on the website but Daniella said she left.

Has anyone been at HR lately? Is Juno there still. It's been like almost 3 years since I've been there.

Thanks for the info.

Stay safe!

Yes Tina is back in the house. CBJ, CFS. Enjoyed myself as usual.

[QUOTE=TampaMonger;6040568]This review made my fucking day.[/QUOTE]Any idea where she might go? I've heard she is a solid provider. She's a cutie too.

[QUOTE=Andry;6045744]Has anyone been at HR lately? Is Juno there still. It's been like almost 3 years since I've been there.

Thanks for the info.

Stay safe![/QUOTE]Pretty sure HR got shut down. Real shame, was by far the best in the area.

Was shut down October 2021.

[QUOTE=JbKicks1990;6046746]Pretty sure HR got shut down. Real shame, was by far the best in the area.[/QUOTE]

Ohh What A Shame I Didn't know. Anyone has internet about Juno Then?? Do You Know Where She's working now!?

Thanks For The Info Guys.

Stay Safe.

[QUOTE=MoveOn1970;6046751]Was shut down October 2021.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MisterBoracay;6042627]Looks like this is a current ad. [URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/42786/[/URL] How were the sessions with her?[/QUOTE]Does she provide extras?

[QUOTE=Andry;6046983]Ohh What A Shame I Didn't know. Anyone has internet about Juno Then?? Do You Know Where She's working now!?[/QUOTE]I'm assuming you mean the stout little firecracker most often referred to here as "June". She happened to be the one holding keys to the front door (figuratively speaking) when Uncle strolled by on October 27th of last year and sought to offer bracelet jewelry to the "proprietor". As a result, you can search Hillsborough County mugshots for that date and find her portrait and associated details. While no longer enjoying the hospitality of the Hillsborough County "Confinement Facility", I wouldn't be surprised if the proceedings are likely still pending a final outcome, all of which contribute to the ABSENCE of her services anywhere in Florida. Capiche?

Regular readers of this thread are already aware of the broader scale "Operation Shared Hope" conducted by Great Uncle Chad. The following two links offer background for new readers (the second of which contains all 7 "portraits" at the bottom of the page).

[URL]https://www.tampabay.com/news/breaking-news/2021/10/28/7-arrested-400000-seized-in-bust-involving-12-tampa-bay-massage-parlors/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.teamhcso.com/News/PressRelease/d2d0a42e-90ee-4b7b-a632-d2b0faf1179b/21-198[/URL]

Google searching on pertinent key words turns up many more articles, as Great Uncle Chad sought maximum publicity for his investment in this operation (I'll bet Great Uncle Grady is both proud and jealous at the same time!).

DrWilly,

June was not arrested. None of those mugshots is of June. The one I think you mean is the 59-year-old mama-san, whose face I know well. It's possible that she's related to June, but she is definitely not June.

Yes that one I always spell her name wrong. I only had one visit with her almost 3 years ago and I love it. I always wanted to go back but at the same time I always think about twice about spending more than 1.5 for just my only one shot. I'm so sorry for her.

Thanks for the whole info. I'll check those links.

Now I'm on the search of a nice young Asian.

Stay safe!

[QUOTE=DrWilly;6047099]I'm assuming you mean the stout little firecracker most often referred to here as "June". She happened to be the one holding keys to the front door (figuratively speaking) when Uncle strolled by on October 27th of last year and sought to offer bracelet jewelry to the "proprietor". As a result, you can search Hillsborough County mugshots for that date and find her portrait and associated details. While no longer enjoying the hospitality of the Hillsborough County "Confinement Facility", I wouldn't be surprised if the proceedings are likely still pending a final outcome, all of which contribute to the ABSENCE of her services anywhere in Florida. Capiche?

Regular readers of this thread are already aware of the broader scale "Operation Shared Hope" conducted by Great Uncle Chad. The following two links offer background for new readers (the second of which contains all 7 "portraits" at the bottom of the page).

[URL]https://www.tampabay.com/news/breaking-news/2021/10/28/7-arrested-400000-seized-in-bust-involving-12-tampa-bay-massage-parlors/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.teamhcso.com/News/PressRelease/d2d0a42e-90ee-4b7b-a632-d2b0faf1179b/21-198[/URL].[/QUOTE]